Anyone here is such an asparagus that they can't even relate

>>38481260
Same here OP. I won't turn down beer but I can't drink a lot unless it's craft.
Porter is my favorite style.

>>38481260
>>38481478
>craft beer
YOU are the normies

I love beer but I'm not really a beer snob. I drink whatever I have a hankering for.

My friend is a beer snob though, even when he has almost no money he'll use it on craft beer only and he looks down on people who don't drink expensive IPAs or stouts. Also IPAs are disgusting.

>>38481260
>drinking beer at all
shit taste and shit for your body.

>Hipster normie tier:
Craft beer, India Pale Ale

>Wannabe hipster tier:
Heineken, Blue Moon

>Normie tier:
All forms of light beer

>Robot tier:
Dirt cheap gut rot, tall cans

>Powered by alcohol tier:
2 liter jugs of bottom shelf vodka

>>38481260
>love trying new beer
>not a hipster about it, i just like trying new beer
>default to Belgian moon or shock top, tho6

>>38481806
Shut up, cunt. Normies drink commercial garbage.

>>38481842
Lol, IPAs are fucking delicious.

>>38481925
They are decent beer, but there is way better beer out there.

>>38481842
>>38482223
IPA exist for no other reason than allowing contrition elitists to claim that their disgusting swill is in fact better than beer that actually tastes good.

Bitter isn't bad, in fact I love bitter, if I didn't I wouldn't drink so much of it. IPAs are bad. They're like those chicken wings that are so spicy there's no flavor left but heat.

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>>38482396
Milwaukee's Best Ice 6.9% alcohol by volume 30 x 12 oz cans for $14.99 US dollars plus tax and deposit.

Very cheap and despite its relatively high alcohol content it's still got a light, airy, pleasant taste without too much of a bitter edge. It's cheap, passable taste, and gets you drunk, what's not to like?