"Champ, all you need to do is show up and ask for the manager.

>>38480344
I think I should wait until he finishes his cup of coffee.

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>>38480406
*watches with curiosity as your dad drops you off and gives you last minute interview advice*

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>>38480344
Dad, I've been doing research on this internet website called 4chan. It says here that your generation ruined literally fucking everything, so I'm just going to sit in your house forever and play video games as a mild display of apathy and revenge. Is that cool dad?

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>>38480525
"Champ, only quitters make excuses and blame their problems on others -- and I didn't raise a quitter. Now you march in there, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's as simple as that, Champ."

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"Champ, Don't listen to those people on the internet, they're quitters-- and I didn't raise a quitter."

>>38480344
I applied to a job in person today. No opportunity to speak with the manager directly, only option was to drop off a CV and covering letter.

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Hey Champ,
Better work on those handshakes, after you land this job your mother and I are going to be giving the car to your sister, Stacey.

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>>38480919
You can't get a firm handshake out of dropping off your CV and cover letter, Champ. At any rate, we'll try elsewhere. Remember to speak with the manager, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. What've you got to lose?

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I had an interview just today and the guy who interviewed me joked in the end about how my handshake wasn't firm enough.

Fuck i hate normies and their dumb memes.

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>>38481055
Maybe he's right, Champ. Anyway, we can always try somewhere else. Remember to show up, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and shake his hand as firmly as you can. FIRMLY, Champ.

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