I saw a UFO abduct someone last night. I know I wasn't hallucinating

>>38480326
we're coming for you too anon

green text the story for us, anon

also where geographically in the world this hapened is important

Call the galactic police

>he saw it
See you tonight, anon.

>>38480326
Post pics or i don't believe it, also this is /x/ material.

>>38480360
don't believe this guy

>>38480326
I've been abducted myself. Please greentext the story

>>38480326
Why didn't you shoot the UFO down? There's nothing you can now. You gotta catch 'em in the act or you're screwed.

>>38480360
t. UFO pilot
you're not getting my location except I live in the US
>>38480370
sorry no pics I really wish I thought to grab my phone but I thought it was lightning and when we looked out the window we saw it for about a minute.
>>38480379
>be in living room with some family
>see blue and white lights flashing through the window
>figure it's just a thunderstorm
>rumbling continues for about a minute so we decide to look out the window
>big mushroom shape flashing different colors with someone floating up in it
>nobody says anything
>it flashes into the distance suddenly
>we don't know what to do so we just continue watching TV
>in the morning we ask the neighbor and he says he saw/heard the lights and rumbling

>>38480460
It's time to fill your living room with trash in preparation for the jam sesh you're gonna have with ET

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>>38480460
Go ask /x/ about this anon, they know more about UFO's and other meme stuff than most robots. Can't say I'm not jelly if you're telling the truth. I've had a high end telescope for years now and I spend almost every night studying the stars. I'd empty my bank account for a peek at the ayyy lmao's.

>>38480460
Anon what if they put you in the breeding program, you get to impregnate a bitch while space cucks study you

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>>38481337
>tfw the ayyylmao's intercepted cuck porn being transmitted from earth
>they abduct the biggest Tyrone from the hood
>and a white girl
>and anon
>and they tie anon up in the corner to watch Tyrone breed her
>tfw the aliens are cucks looking to watch their fetish play out in real time

Let us know when you get visited by the Men in Black. But then again you're fucked when they come around.

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>>38480326
But there must be a reasonable explanation for that. Aliens can't exist. That's science fiction anon

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>>38480326
tell the aliens to hurry up and overthrow earth's governments and become our supreme leaders

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>>38480326
Help will arrive shortly, please standby at your home.

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>>38481473
>be Scully
>see supernatural bullshit every day
>worldview doesn't change
>aliens abduct her three times per season
>she fistfights a werewolf
>still doesn't believe in either
Is Scully the ultimate atheist?

>>38481532
>Is Scully the ultimate atheist?

But she believes in God and Mulder doesn't.

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>>38481532
You know just like me that there is a reasonable explanation to that, anon.

>>38480326
>>>/k/ and learn all you need

Quick! Put your tin foil hats on!

>>38480326
So there's where you've been hiding. We'll drop by when you are sleeping OP.

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>>38480326
post it on social media

Are you sure it wasn't just a orca whale?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB0NIgggKXo

The ufos are real and serious it's the fucking government that's why they don't want you discussing them I know

>>38480460
sounds like someone was having a fire in the distance and threw something in the air

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>>38481337
>get taken by ayys because you have a special gene in your DNA they need
>get to fuck ayy hoes

>>38481532
>Mistaking atheism with skepticism.
One may lead to the other, but they aren't synonymous.