>t minus 19 hours, 35 minutes good luck to you all.

Please don't kill them anon, spare the children

please dont include me in the screencap

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you gonna get neetbuxx senpai?

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>>38479390
ADJUSTMENT ADJUSTMENT ADJUSTMENT

>t minus 29 hours 47 minutes

Where's it happening?

What's the happening anon, I hope you do it on live air! Walk in and off yourself faggot.

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>>38479390
please let this one be real

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>>38479390
DON'T DO IT ANON! THEY'RE TOO YOUNG!!

>>38479390
DON'T ANON, KILL YOURSELF, BUT DON'T KILL OTHER PEOPLE!!!

LEAVE THE NORMIES ALONE!

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Screencapped and bookmarked. I live in Bumfuck Egypt so unless you trigger Yellowstone volcano or some shit my body is ready.

>>38479390
I hope this is real so I can be on the news

But seriously OP, go fistfight Chad if you want to prove dominance

Who in /news/ here

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>>38480859n
> tfw when trying to save normies

>>38480952
>Posting a reddit meme
Back to r/4chan for you faggot

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godspeed OP. Make them pay.

>>38481030
>gondola
>a reddit meme
Wat?

>>38479390
grow up little man

>>38479390
i hope you find peace and closure

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>>38479390
Imma post here just in case it's real so maybe the thread will end up on CNN and maybe see my post.

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>>38479390
>reminder set
Will check the news for you anon

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>>38479390
Go on ahead, anon
Hachikuji, the best girl, will help you with all her might!

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probably won't happen, but have to post just in case

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>>38479390
What's our code word?!

Godspeed anon, good luck and high killcount. Hope you beat highscore

not like anything's gonna happen. but ok, see you in hell.

>>38479390
you'll get shot before you can even do anything and die as pathetic as you lived

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Cool stuff my good man

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>>38479390
Postin Justin Case

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpatdRd2LGk

GODSPEED, ANON! Don't be a jew with those bullets.

>>38479390
Killing the weak minded is pretty pathetic, pal.

>>38479390
Shit. I knew I never should've left my launch codes out.

>>38479390
Which timezone and which region? Just be vague about that taco delivery of yours if you get my meaning

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If something were to happends, i wanna tell my brothers childs about this story! Someday!

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Shit man, I love a good day of retribution thread. I hope that OP isn't pulling our leg.

when i read OP i thought he was going to space or something, this is a sad revelation

I want it to be real
Just dont kill my onitis

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Include me in the screencap, then. OP's taco delivery intrigues me. I'll tell my brother to contact the Illuminati.

>>38479390
You fucking won't

>>38481384
>when i read OP i thought he was going to space or something
kek

>>38479390
/pol/ reporting in. We need a happening!

>>38481326
>Which timezone and which region? Just be vague about that taco delivery of yours if you get my meaning
Answer this fucking thing, anon. I most likely won't hear about some faggot delivering tacos in Idaho Shitholecity if I live in Switzerland

>>38479390
dont do it anon
spare those fucking normies

>>38481096
gondola is a normie tier meme and always was

OP should think twice. There's always help that can prevent you from ending up like a poor sod in jail, you know? Talk to us
Unless he's talking about getting a job

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>>38479390
HELLO CNN
KILL ALL NIGGERS AND KIKES
Good luck OP

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>>38479390
So OP what you gonna do ?

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYAMONK

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>>38479390
Life is pointless anon, make them suffer.

Hey CNN this guy is going to do something

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>>38479390
CAN MORDRED GET ON CNN?

I once kissed my own cock seconds before beheading a chicken

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>>38479390
Thanks brother. Make them pay!

Also, when you see this, CNN, I want the world to know that MIRIAM SMIEJA FROM ESSEN IN GERMANY IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING WHORE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE GODDAMMNN I HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH MIRIAM!!!

That`s all, Godspeed and see you in the next life.

>>38481530
Fuck you, let him and us have some fun

Someone update me, I'm fucking confused.

>>38481799
Probably fap and go to sleep.

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>>38482093
h-hi anon I h-heard you might want to a-ask me something?

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Let's see what's gonna happen then.

>>38482193
HAYAI!!

What a fucking cunt you are, Miriam. I just hate your pretentious goddamn ass so much, I just don`t know what else to say. I hate you, you`re a fucking cunt, that`s all.

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MFW i dont knoe wuts haaponing

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SUCK MY TINY DICK CNN

>t. minus 16h 40m

I can't contain my excitement or boner much longer

I can feel the happening

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If this is real, we could end up on ED. You know what that means? We could be part of history.

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All the other kidz with the pumped up kicks

>>38482263
Did you get cucked, little beta faggot boy?

>>38482303
Fuck ED, they`re old news and inferior to Uncyclopedia. The Good Ol`Days [TM] are literally gone, so there`s nothing for them to report.

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PLEASE. Not until I have my coffee

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>>38479580
just a minor mistyping eh

>>38482322
>Did you get cucked, little beta faggot boy?
Nah, she just interrupted me bangin her mom. She was cute back then tho.

>>38481608
normies can't even name spurdo sparde and you're calling gondola a normie meme?

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you're next m8

>>38482446
meant to add CNN to this post

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>>38482384

*ssiip*

ahhh

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When you meet god, you know what to give him

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ooohhhHHUUUHH?!

>>38482193
HOW DID YOU FIND A PICTURE OF ME o_0 OMG REMOVE IT INSTANTLY!!!!

thanks in advance bye <3

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PLEASE
Rules are rules. Around these parts we no talkie until this mug is dry. Thanks in advance.

>>38482402
Sorry mate, i became autistic. You can fuck me mum as consolation if you want

>>38479390
>>38482093
>>38482584

Really guys, someone care to explain, I'm actually feeling hype but don't know why is this fagit going to do it.

>>38482193
REEEEE FUCKING 5.6/10 Trying TO GET WORSHIPED BY BOTS WE KNOW BETTER UGLY "edgy" NORMA NORMA NORMA LOOKIN ASS

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>>38482634
Nobody knows what or why. Just enjoy the ride.

Please make it plain that you are a North Korean so we can get this war started already

AAAAAHH I AM DYING I NEEEED A MEDIC BAAG

>>38482689

Will do, thanks pal.

>>38482606
Nah, I had enough mommy pussy for one life. Thx tho.
Feel free to doxx, obviously.

>>38482634
>but don`t know why is this fagit going to do it
>why
>GeorgeConstanzaInBattingCageWithCondescendingLookInTheFace.jpeg

>>38481145
It's not gonna be some big event. The world will change but no one will notice a thing. I'm conducting research and testing the thesises that I've been conceiving for 6 and a half years. There will not necessarily be death but I may go mad. Overall it's for robots and robots only.

School shootings are the highest form of performance art possible in the 21st century

>>38482683
To my defense, she was a really sexy Aikido-ka back then. So obviously, impressable shota anon fell for her weird chuuni charm instantly.

>>38482634
Maybe he is going to be the next Eliott Rodger.
Maybe he just craves attention and knows how to get it.
Maybe we should go to sleep, now
Maybe

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Spoiler alert: nothing happens.

>>38482846

Are you trying to abduce me or something?, I mean, i know we're in a frozen forest, and trees are so tall they touch the sky, but damn.

>>38482781
So you're telling me OP that it's not going to be something that gets misreported on CNN?

>>38482918
No you brainlet I'm not going to go on a shooting rampage. I'm just saying I'm on the verge of somthing Amazing. The normies WILL I repeat WILL pay but not in the way you think. A lot of the information is confidential and only I know it.

If it works I'll post a thread and I'll go by the name true robot and it'll be posted within the next week if it works. It will be sweet.

>>38482989
Use a trip, faggot.

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>>38479390
Go for it. Let it be known that newfags and normies got it coming

>>38479390
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP

>inb4 muhammad

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Don't do it anon, you can marry Glty instead!

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>>38482989
>19 hours
>29 hours
>next week
Meh. I guess if it's big enough I won't need to look for it.

>>38482989

Wait...
.
.
Billionaire Tendie rob made stealthy by some guy in a clowm mask

This is looking more and more like one of those "how to keep an idiot in suspense" jokes

>>38483108
so every one of these kinds of threads?

osting in this hread

Godspeed OP. Hope it's real.

>>38483052
Sorry I'm just so damn exited. Six long years and now I finally get to change science as we know it. it will be significant

I don't even know why I made this thread it's not like I'll reveal my secrets anyway. But I may show them.

>>38483108
Nothing better to do tb honest.

>>38483230

Are you soviet?

>>38483230
What field of science? Just give us a hint.If you're not going to give any information,you just wanted attention by making a thread

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>>38483230
I want flying cars

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>>38479390
I'm gonna have the second meme featured on CNN

can i order a cockmeat sandwich to go?

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>>38479390

Robotkind has been awaiting you. Light the keg brother

>>38483391
We outta cock meat

Posting just in case, anon might be serious.

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LET THIS BE REAL

Ok, imagine being able to turn the systematic oppression that normies preform on you against them. Imagine having a degree of controll over their minds. This is the vengeance part

You know how normies always talk about how we only controll 10% of our bodies or somthing along Those lines? I think I have the key. They stupidly think degenerate drugs are the answer but soon I will reap the benefits of full controll. This is a strange universe we live in, robots. There are many fallacys and things science turns a blind eye to. My research includes insights to metaphysiology and probably some other things I don't even know I'm doing. I'm no real scientist but I am exploring uncharted territory and yes it has a basis in reality. If there are more like me they are in hiding. I may recruit or save a few of you that's why I'm here, share my esoteric secrets.

But one things for sure. if it is real I can NEVER share it with you shit-faced normies that make up 90% of this board. Think of it like the discovery of nuclear energy where it can be used for good and bad.

Please don't kill other human beings simply because you're dissatisfied with life.

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>>38481245
you're going to rredit now, and dont come back

>>38483476
now this I want to back up.

>>38479390
Not real.

But still don't do it OP. Go hunting or something

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>>38482319
better run run, outrun my gun.

>>38481200
Code word is niggers. Remember to shout it really loud.

>>38483230
It's waifu bots, isn't it?

>>38479390
Posting to ensure I don't miss getting on any government watchlists. Please don't disappoint us OP.

>>38483610
>please be this please be this

>>38483610
praying for this to be the case. I really need some affection

>>38483313
Uber is gonna hook ya up in like 6 years

>>38479390

Yes Anon. Do it. Do it and make it bloody as hell. Leave no one alive. Woman or child. Kill them all. Kill them with fire! Kill dammit! KILL! KILL! KILL!

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>>38483544
> kill totally innocent animals for no gain vs vanquishing the normie hoard

fuck outta here normie

IF GOD HAD WANTED THEM TO LIVE
HE WOULD NOT HAVE CREATED YOUUU

anon don't be like the danny phantom shooter please

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We need Eurobeat for this one!

>>38483476
So what's it like being 14 kid? I've forgotten. Prove your shit or gtfo.

>>38483910
Yeaaaa this is starting to sound like a (you)farming post.

>>38482093
Was hat sie gemacht ?

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>>38479390
Hope you're not as big of a faggot as the last few.
((((With out)))) saying anything that could identify you/give at the target location, could we get some details?
>why
>who
>any specific people (stacys, kikes, chads, fags)
>anything else that can make it easy for us to verify, but not out you.
Don't forget a shitskin faggot holds the modern record, with 48 killed and 59 wounded. Anything less and you're a failure (if you tie, kys and we'll allow that to be the tie breaker)

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>>38479390
PLEASE LET IT BE REAL
GET THEM, LEAVE NO ONE ALIVE

>>38483910
I'll be GTFOing since I've already said too much. But look out for the next thread.

>>38483980
OP literally said that he's not killing/harming anyone Anon.

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Happening incoming?

>>38483476
Can you let us in on a little more info? At least a bit about what field you've found these secrets in?

>>38482989
This >>38483020
But make the trip now, so we all know it's you, retard. >>38483020

>>38479390
Are you at least going to stop being a useless piece of shit and kill a jew, an executive or a group of sjw feminists retards occupying an important role? -_- Well?

I mean I myself need a bloody gipsy killed before I die.

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Hello CNN, please include me.

>>38483476
Oh look he found his psionic powers. Are you going to cure autism too and become the most cognitive skilled being on the planet, putting both normies and intellectuals to shame?

>>38479390
If you shot up something please leave a timestamp for the police to find.

>>38484050
I posted that before I had opened the thread. ;_;

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>>38479390
Anon is counting down till he takes a dump.

Also a shout out to CNN- PSYOP ON THE 09/23/17!

>>38483476
Careful, stop larping so hard or your butt will break.

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>>38484122
probably the power of human perception on reality.
think of it this way: almost everything we consider right or we've acknowledged it's existence can only be assured because said thing's existence is recognized by us, humans.
in a certain way, even time bends to our perception, because time in itself is a human concept, therefore if one could augment his perception of reality, wouldn't he be able to bend the fabric of reality, at least wihtin the boundaries of human mind?

i've been brainstorming on this topic for a while now, for us to truly undertsand the universe, we'd have to let go of ALL of our pre-known knowledge and gaze into the nothingness, with only the advanced tech we have, A.K.A abandon the human conscience
this way we should be able to get a neutral point of view, thus making everything possible and impossible at the same time, not forcing new discovers bend to OUR laws of physics

>>38484122
They are mere theory's until proven real and I've told enough. Sorry to vex but the purpose of this thread was to separate those who are worthy from those who aren't and I'm displeased with what I've seen. It takes a monk like attitude to keep these secrets.

Chads, lower tier normies, tripfags, attention/lonely fags, actual fags and other lustful degenerates won't and can't handle that kind of power. Perhaps that's why we don't have them by default.

My compassion for fellow robots will at least make me save a few from whatever situation they are in. Not give them more power than me though, I am their keeper.

>>38484367
You're a fucking idiot and this exact thing has been thought of by smarter and better funded people than you who confirmed that it doesn't work.

>>38483476
>>38484367
Nothing makes me kek more than white people and esoteric B.S.

>>38484448

>>38484367
This is not OP, I'm op don't be confused.

whoever is OP get off anon. 15h 12m fag

>>38484448
This thread was a taco delivery watch and turned into some bozo who has read too much Asimov.

>>38479390
but what about the younglings!?

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>>38479390
don't go after the normies and chads, anon. If you want to actually be helpful, get rid of the other robots, as well as cyborgs.

>also be pls be real

>>38481253
put me in the screencap i want to bf anonyfamous

>>38483476
I wanna say your post is utter bullshit but knowing my luck you would actually be telling the truth if I did

>>38482375
>uncyclopedia
>that cancerous trash
ftfy

>>38479390
Going exclusively after the Chads and Stacys, huh? You're my hero.

CNN pls include me the notorius hacker

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THE BETA UPRISING BEGINS NOW!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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>>38479390
Nice LARP faggot. Nothing will happen

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Normalfag holocaust now.

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replying late please include me in the screencap.

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>>38484664
>tfw no robot to put me out of my misery in a dream-like fashion

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hi CNN

FUCK YOU BIANCA YOU WHORE YOU SLUT YOU PICE OF LIVING SHIP I HOPE YOU DIE IN A CAR CRASH, AND FUCK YOU PAMELA SHUT YOUR FUCKING WHORE MOUTH

May gods love be with you anon!

mmmwha?
nothing will happen

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>MFW real

>>38481030
I'm not sure of you can be more of a tryhard than this.

>>38479390
I honestly do not know what is happening. Please explain.

>>38479390
Best of luck anon. I hope you have a strong K/D ratio.

>>38479390
Replying just in case this isn't a LARP

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HEY CNN CAN I BE IN THAT SCREENCAP THANKS

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WWWOOOW, THIS THREAD! I CAN EVEN COMPREHEND HOW RADICAL THIS THREAD IS

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what

is dis rael?

someone fill us in on whats going on lads

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>>38479390

MOM I'M OM TV !!
INCLUDE ME ON SCREECAP PLS PLS PLS

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Boi this is about to get really gud

Y-you're not in New York state, right anon?

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ENACT REVENGE ON THE NORMIES FOR THE FEELS THEY'VE GIVEN US

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If this is real you should probably just kill yourself OP. Innocent people, no matter how careless or hurtful they seem don't deserve to die for our troubles. Despite what they might do or not do for you, they make many happy. The only people you make happy with this are people who are never given a chance and are bitter because of it. Rather than killing yourself, and especially rather than killing others, do something productive, help these people in positive ways instead of inflicting pain. It's hard, but we can't keep continuing this path of destruction, hatred and neglect of fellow man.

>>38481122
o shit ur right
>CNN is Communist Cuck Networks

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CNN, can you put me and my RE image in the screencap? I want my image to be the dominant one

All this psuedoscience is making me thirsty. This thread is just a delusional schizo rambling.
Do something simple like shooting some sorority girls you fucking nigger

INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP CNNIGGERS

>>38487763
This OP. Dont kill innocent people just because youre a fucking loser mate. Just off yourself.

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33KHV Wizard here.

For the next hour I will be sitting alone in a dark room with my ultrasonic diffuser filling my head with frankincense and cedarwood, funneling all my arcane powers towards you OP.

Godspeed my friend.

>>38479390
Put me in the screencap Cnn

I liked shingeki no muslim. What anime should i watch next

>>38479390
If you're reading this, you're fake news. Fuck you and the victims

>>38487993
you enjoyed 5 and 6?

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Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the krusty krab tomorrow

Some people will be wondering why. Why did this have to happen? I want to make something very clear. You people made me this way. I just wanted to have some peace of mind but you wouldn't let me. Now tomorrow you will see what I have planned for all of you. If you are truly a good person and never did anything to wrong me I would advise you to stay inside.

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>>38479390
Do it anon
Make the communist cuck networks tremble before you
Halt the reproduction of normie babies

>>38479390
Pls be real do it faggot.

>>38481030
dis is b b8 m80

Is this another beta uprising or something? How embarrassing.

>>38488102
He is going to off himself....while offing other people lol

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>>38479390
You spelled plane wrong in your attached pic

>>38488286
Yes, they were fun games

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>>38479390
Reminder to say the magic words.

>>38488751
Just remember not to LARP when shooting

Adam Lanza created a similar thread before going off in Sandy Hook

>>38488944
no one died in sandy hook though

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Hi, CNN.
Eat shit.

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w-what is happening? Did i miss anything?

>>38483476
T. 14 year old larping as Charles Xavier. His special attack is a reee that can pierce even the toughest of minds.

>>38488595
I fixed it. Robotlvgjt

>>38489282
Thanks now i can die in peace

>>38484768
You don't want it to be real.

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DO IT OP
Hello FAKE NEWS
who here /onthenewsforfuelinghateandpotentiallyabettingcrime/?

>>38479390
fabricated and gay

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>>38479390
helo iz dis a habbening thred?

>>38479390
20 hours to go anons.

I stg if something actually big happens
Is it the ocuntdown to nuke north korea?

Kill em all anon, kill em all

>>38479390

DO IT

MAKE NIGHTMARES COME TRUE

WE ALL BELIEVE IN YOU

>>38482793
Shootings and that sort of thing don't work anymore. At one time, they were shocking. Now, half the population is convinced it is nothing more then hoaxes perpetuated by the government to stir unrest. The other half just uses it to gain popularity points. They post a little message going out to the victims, collect 50 likes, and move on. For the most part, it is forgotten. The majority can't tell you the names of those involved in Virginia Tech nor Columbine. The majority don't even know who Elliot Rodgers is, much less even heard of the shooting in the first place. I can't even remember anyone mentioning Sandy Hook since it happened. Nobody even remembers, if they even ever heard, the names of the victims. Sure, the families mourn, but that's all. Towns don't even hold vigils and remembrances anymore outside where it occurred. It use to be national mourning, but not anymore. The world has grown cold.

Threads doing well, I still plan on making a thread if it works and if it does all the normies on this thread are absolutely fucked.

Although, I may not, I'll be receiving a shit ton of information all at once that may give me reason to not make a thread. I may be cured and be more forgiving and peaceful as a side effect. I may, dare I say it. /Acend/.

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either cnn or shooting
>mfw if it turns out real

>>38489743
Are you hacking 4-chan's server or something? Trying to collect data?

>>38489775
I may buy 4chan later on or I'll keep a low profile and dissapear from here forever. But that's not the point.

>>38481608
/r9k/ is for normies. Twitter is Wizard and Robot friendly, you guys just need to get yourselves out there, and be yourself.

>>38479390
Good luck and kek bless

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Hi CNN
Fuck yoursef

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CHECK THE NEWS IN SANTA MONICA HOLY SHIT

>>38483313
They already exist but they are like the google glass of automobiles.

>>38481412
Who are these guys?I see them everywhere. Can I get a quick rundown?

>>38489910
Not me calm down calm down and the countdown hasn't even ended, hell even after the countdown nothing will happen. The countdown is counting down to me swinging my plan into action.

>>38489954
Will you at least tell us what your plan is when it hits 0? Otherwise its kind of pointless now isn't it?

>>38489982

meme team wins the meme cup

surprise bitch

>>38489954
give us a hint op, don't be a faggot

include me in the screenshot pls

>>38489982
No I won't reveal my secrets. But I'll use them to help my fellow true robots.

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>>38489954
>after the countdown nothing will happen

>>38489982
Anon already gave you enough clue. It's a program or some shit. Anon doesn't even know if it'll work or not yet. Whatever it is, it seems to involve pulling mass amounts of information from 4-chan itself. What happens after? Who knows. Purely speculative, but that seems to be what is hinted at.

>>38490012
If you've read the thread you will see I've gave you many hints.

Only AFTER my plan is complete will I return and although that time can very, I think it will take no more than two days.

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>>38479390
Get me in on screencap pls
CNN = FAKE NEWS
Hail satan
WORLD IS A FUCK

you wont pussy, elliot roger wanna be ass nigga

r9k on CNN? Fuck it, we need recognition and /pol/ shouldn't represent the boards

Go ahead op, whatever you're thinking of doing, make it count

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>>38490020
theory: he's developing an AI superintelligence and he's going to test connecting it to the Internet by connecting it to 4chan first.

>>38490018
>True robots
What is a "true robot"
Should the resident normie/cyborgs start arranging their affairs and making peace?

t. cyborg that got laid but hasnt left the house in 2 years, and hasn't been to work+school in close to 5

HOLY SHIT, TURN ON CNN. OP ACTUALLY DID IT.

>>38490127
That's a bit far-fetched. It likely starts with gleaning personal information.

>>38490134
>t. degenerate
really desu, how do you live with yourself?

>>38490143
I'm right here, pal want a cookie? I'll head pat you if that helps.

FUCK U CNN

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oh lawdy i'm hyped

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PUT ME IN THE HAPPENING SCREENCAP AND REMEMBER ME AS OCHAKO ANON. ALSO, Kylie, you should be a victim of this happening you fucking roastie and stop dyeing your hair so often god damn

Godspeed OP 7/20/17

>>38490163
I thought I was in love, anon. I thought I could trust this girl, and we had a relationship for over 2 years.

>how do you live with yourself
I don't really. I get drunk, shitpost, and play WoW all day to try to forget about it.

>>38490187
THIS IS A VERY SUBTLE HAPPENING GET OUT YOU NEW TO THREAD WHORES

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>>38490177
checked
op won't deliver because he's a faglord

Ok, imma go crack open a bear and play some tf2 don't post anything stupid while I'm gone.

>>38490203
Godspeed anon

orignal

>>38490187
I don't think they are attempting anything that would seriously maim people. Whatever it is, it sounds purely cyber. I'm not an expert on computers. They might be trying to pull off the largest doxx ever. It might involve ransomware. Whatever the case, say he does link a normal person's behavior here to their identity. There's a lot that could be done with that information. They could contact employers, families, and friends to relay that this otherwise normal person likes to post on a board rife with misogyny and god-knows-what-else. Doesn't matter how normal you are, it'd be frowned upon. Could be an attempt at ransomware. Who fucking knows? Could be bait. Could be a set-up that won't even work as intended.

>>38490134
pls respond op
am i gonna die?
I just wanna make sure my dog doesnt starve if this thread isn't just LARPing.

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>>38479390
Livestream whatever it is you're gonna do and you'll be famous.

>>38479390
AM I IN THE ARCHIVE NOW!?

Anyway...
See you space cowboy. Save me a seat on the other side.

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>>38490451
Gonna drop my OC too.

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>>38479390
tell us anon whats going to happen?.

>>38483476
Normalfag here
Pls don't tell your secret, I want to keep living the way live, I want to keep being blissfully ignorant and shallow while you do the hard work.

>>38490483
Not a bad OC.

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If dubs you don't kill anyone

CHECK EM

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>>38479390
Please don't be bait and actually be a happening, god speed anon, report back if you can.

>>38490520
I may keep it to myself depending on my verdict. If you are not a horrible person then you'd probably be fine. I could easily say I was faking and this thread will be forgotten.

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I'm waiting for this. Dont disappoint us, brother.

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you better hope i don't catch y'all vermin lurking around this here land i reckon

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this summer has been boring tbqh

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Livestream to be an hero, anon.

>>38479504
me 2 bb

>>38479390
do it well

also, sage

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>>38482384
fuck you're coffee i hate this MEME
>>38479390
OP dont do it the normies might be horrible but there are better ways at getting back at them than pulling the trigger just walk into a mall and fart into a crowded area full of Stacie that always helps

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>>38479390
Hello, this is CNN.
Can you tell us about your problem, what are you going to do and in what country?
Can we use this post in the news broadcast?
Thank you.

>>38480922
no, shoot him LOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOOLOL

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>>38490828
hey CNN since you decided it was ok to blackmail a reddit poster because he made a trump meme can you maybe fuck off ?

I do not give the permission of any person or station to broadcast this post or thread on Television.

Signed. Owner and proprietor of 4chan.

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>>38479390
>This much replies to another run of the mill bait thread

The fuck is wrong with you niggers today

Let this be an actual happening.

PS CNN can suck it. as can the normies.

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alright bots, the time is nearing if nothing goes wrong i'll report back in less than a week.

>>38490901
Honestly, there's worse threads in the catalog right now.

>>38479390
Till what op? Are you actually planning on crashing a plane like the Pepe suggest

>>38490901
Wow, aren't you cool. I bet you're having much more fun posting in your ERP steamfag thread. Nice condescending anime pic too! Oh and the racial slur makes you look really rad and edgy lol!!


>today
>as if this isn't the way /r9k/ has responded to threads like this for years
You're a newfag if you think it's that shooting that's the only reason people are responding

>>38479580
If ur killing people start with me

>>38490901
See >>38490911. If you stuck around, you got an awesome Pepe.

>>38490911
>less than a week
Why make this thread now? Faggot.

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>>38490911
>>38490966
Seriously, OP you are a dumb shit. If your plan doesn't involve massacring people then no one is going to give not one shit.

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>>38490966
because i can start tomorrow. the thread stresses the personal aspect of this. i want to keep people on their toes in advance.

BLAST OFF... UP TO THE STARS WE GO!

I wonder if anything Is actually gonna happen? If so I'd love to see my comment on national news. Shoutout to anyone in Des Moines

>>38491006
goddammit why can't you attention thirsty fags read the 296 reply long thread before posting? oh well, you are bumping it i guess

>>38491032
i've been alternating between phone and pc posting after taking a /comfy/ nap but i got no sleep because this is quite stressful.

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>>38490992
Can we really go where no man has gone before?

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come on anon just because you hate life doesn't mean you are righteous in taking others I COMMAND YOU TO STOP

do it anon, you'll be a hero for us all, we will all stand behind you and rise up finally due to your leadership

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>>38479390
>OP is going Ghost
> be op
> goes to his school in fedora
> goes to classroom
> accidentally drops shitty revolver he found in his grandpas cabinet on the floor (op's parents are dead so he he lives with his parents)
> op stumbles around trying to pick up the gun
> finally picks it up
> everybody looking at op in horror but also slight awkwardness
> op pulls the trigger aiming at a teacher who took away his notebook when he was drawing anime on his math homework
> pulls trigger
> gun jams
> anon shits his pants and runs home crying
> takes off his fedora in shame
> before the police get there op unironically tries to swallow some bleach
> starts shitting blood immediately
> screams while in the bathroom "i shall be one of the greats like Elliot and Harper and Cho"
> anon dies of blood loss
> nobody gives a fuck
> op goes to hell and doesn't even get to fuck his wifu in heaven

>>38491037
You maybe should have put more thought into your wording OP if you didn't want 150+ replies about a fatal happening. You know damn well why this is happening.

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>>38490945
>ERP steamfag thread

I have no fucking clue what the fuck you're talking about kike, you don't know what threads I'm browsing.

>As if this isn't the way /r9k/ has responded to threads like this for years

This thread has 0% proof that anything is going to happen, I have posted threads like this before and gotten next to no replies, and have seen threads such as this one not getting any replies.

>You're a newfag if you think the shooting isn't the only reason people are responding

For what other reason would people reply?

>>38490930
The only difference is people aren't replying to shitty bait on such a massive scale. I hope. . .

>>38490958
Oh shit nigger, saved.

>>38490483
I know that feel; saved.

19hours and 35 minutes form post time is tommorow at 9:11

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>>38491113
have another, in my six years of brainy thought i have saved many pepe's. i will post one slimier to the last one when i make the next thread

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7V1IYPdFJQ

Nothing ever happens. It always ends in disappointment.

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>>38489954
I'm sorry to say anon but you aren't exactly a pioneer, there is already regulations set up there but you will definitely be treated much better depending on how far you get

SIKE IT'S ACTUALLY MY JAKE PAUL SONG AND HOW ABOUT HE NEEDS TO DIE BECAUSE HEE'S REALYLY ARUPI STUPID AND GAY AND HOW ME NEEDS TO DIE AND THAT I'M A GAMER GIRL WITH HUGE FUCKING TITS BOBOY
https://soundcloud.com/williamz42/jake-paul-needs-to-fucking-die

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>>38491113
So you've fallen for these threads in the past and are just bitter about it now? Nice haha

>>38491171
are you willing to tell what you are talking about?

>>38491223
Apparently it is about dropping his latest beat. My captcha was select all the guitars.

>>38491210
>Implying I have fallen for them

No I posted threads like this, and saw them, I don't reply unless I think the thread has some actual merit.

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>>38479390
make sure to impregnate a girl before going down

>>38491223
I haven't gotten far enough either so I don't know how much I can share but I know we all have a place if we prove ourselves, be careful

>>38491249
ooooh yea that would actually be a pretty good idea i like you're style then shell feel like shit if she aborts it OR if she keeps it ahahahaha fuck stacy he should forcefully fuck a stacy before he goes off

>>38491237
It's sort of sad that you've somehow delusioned yourself into believing you're superior for not falling for this sort of "bait". You realize most of the posters here are being mostly ironic and just playing along.

God you're cringe

>>38479390
Okay. Have fun, fren. Tell Mussolini and Eric and Dylan I say "Hi!" : )

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>>38491269
well, you have to be lower than low to even conceive the idea so i suppose you have the principles and values to know keep your mouth shut.

>>38491269
nothing i'm doing involves external entity's go to /x/

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>>38491093
i know it's shit but i appreciate your enthusiasm.

>>38491237
We're all just having fun, you fucking mong. You're retarded if you don't realize that we're all just basically larping and having a spot of fun. Its better than scrolling in the catalogue and going into one of the daily trap/racebait/fembot threads.

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>>38479390
Do it so the media read my message.


Fuck you media you can suck my cock.

Go to www..infowars.com for unbiased independent news

>>38491093
>(op's parents are dead so he he lives with his parents)

wat

OP was faggot.

>>38481608
Gondola is a god tier meme. Please consider slapping yourself very hard for being such a faggot.

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>>38490901
It almost certainly is bait, but there have been real threads that were equally vague and I don't wanna miss out on posting in the thread in case it is real.

>>38479390
That moment when your listening to foster the people while you read this thread

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put me in the crapscreen

>>38482544
For fuck's sake this got me.

>>38482544
remember to look him in the eye champ.

>>38479390
if this gets reported on the news i wanna share your fame 4chan is behind you

That would be 12:35 my time tomorrow. Don't do it OP. I pray for you.

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>>38479390
may as well get my >> in while I'm at it.

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Include me in the screencap fagott

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Hey please include me in the screencap as well.

What is the bump limit on r9k?

>>38492284
The bump limit on this fine board known as /r9k/ is 500

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>>38479390
here is my waifu
What do you think CNN?
Is she as qt as Hilary?

Henlo MSNBC regardless of what anon did it wasn't as bad as Emily faking cancer for money.

>>38492295
>341 replies as of 12 hours
>just under 18 hours left
>28 replies/hour
we got 6 hours if we keep the pace

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Peppermint Patty is my favorite Peanuts character