/britfeel/ - emergency edition

>>38479200
this is the thread, sod the boardgame fags

>>38479200
first for pakis out, britain for the british

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I want everyone to super promise not to start shit

>>38479233
get out german, blighty works on a system of strict queue forming and first come first serve nature

>>38479267
you need to get ebin to promise that lel he's the main shit stirrer

>BGO AT 9 LADS

Help me through the pain of starting antidepressants. Very scared lads.

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>19 year old neighbor is having sex

How should I go about reporting this to make them stop? Her bf is Chad and it winds me up.

>>38479309
>scared of antidepressants
Honestly lad the entire process is thoroughly underwhelming

Please help me, I've never felt closer to suicide

I got into an argument with my sisters, I was playing on the PS4 for less than half an hour when they returned home and told me to get off in 15 minutes so they could watch soaps

I declined and then we said hurtful things to each other including calling Muhammad a peadophile
I got triggered by my sister sitting in front of me and the TV and refusing to move

My sister called me a coward and said I will never get married

I felt pretty low, I just turned off the PS4 and went to get some lasagna but I was shocked when my mum shouted at me and violently tossed a dish after I said it wasn't clean

Now I'm hiding away in my room thinking would it be better to slit my wrists or hang myself

Thinking about my final counseling session tomorrow and my conclusions
>Counseling isn't for me, sorry for wasting your time
>I don't have any problems, I am the problem
>I hate everything about myself, I deluded myself into thinking I could improve but I can't, I'll never be the girl I imagine
>I'll never have any friends and my life sucks because of me, I won't do anything to change things so I have no right to complain
>I wanted a magic wand to be waved, that's why I kept coming to counseling even though I knew that wasn't what counselling was
>I can't even control my eating to improve my body image
>So it's all my fault, I should sort shit out but I won't, knowing this, suicide is the only option but I'm too lazy to do that too

>>38479236
Agreed

>>38479329
Speak for yourself. I have more experience with this than most, considering I've been on virtually every SSRI at maximum dose.

Last antidepressant I took was duloxetine and it made me stay awake for 4 days having a constant panic attack whilst pacing my room. So shit can go wrong sometimes.

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>>38479267
I promise to not start shit and make original posts

>>38479309
>fell for the (((antidepressents))) meme

>>38479339
forgot your trip poley

>>38479339
We've been telling you for years that you'll be happier in Pakistan.

Are you literally going to fucking kill yourself rather than accept that?

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post waifus
>>38479310
domestic violence call? you have plausible deniable when it turns out it was just moaning

>>38479355
>maximum dose
Fair enough then mate, but you ought to have taken a lower one if that shit was happening

>>38479339
Just buy a TV? You could get one for about 20 quid on Gumtree.

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Ey up lads. i have just got home from work and i am listening to the new ed sheeran album while looking at new shoes to buy from blue inc.

I have a date on Saturday with a smashing looking bird that is a regular at my work. do you lads think i will suit a pony tail? all the lads at work are saying i will suit it.

>>38479414
>A regular at my work

Are you a gynecologist?

>>38479385
That causes 2 problems

I don't own the PS4, my younger brother does but he doesn't live here anymore. But my sisters always say they're in charge of it while he's away

Problem 2 is that buying a TV and making my room more comfy makes me less likely to move out

>>38479433
no, i work at my uncles chippy. you would be surprised at how many birds i get because of my job

Anyone else fucking hate cutting the grass? Perhaps it was just the humidity outside now but I get so hot that my skin gets itchy its so fucking uncomfortable. Does anyone else get this?

>>38479496
that's called hayfever bro

>>38479496
sounds like an allergy tbqh with you there mate

>>38479310
You got easy access to an oil drum and some acid?

Went to the barber and as he showed me the back I asked for a little more off the tail end and he flat out said no since he already spent a lot of time on it

Fucker took 20 minutes total what the hell boys

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>>38479200
surprise surprise 15

>>38479444
Well your sisters had the right to tell you to stop using it, because he entrusted it to them, and not you. Stop throwing childish tantrums. You live under your parents roof at the age of 25. It's pathetic enough without acting like a child.

Move out and buy your own nintendo games station 4 and then you can play it as much as you want.

>>38479339
>I'll never be the girl I imagine

Nice twist there

>>38479458
Doesn't surprise me at all mate. A chippy is a friendly atmosphere. Plus everyone knows the perks of going out with someone who works at a chippy - extra large portions of chips and maybe even a free pickled onion now and then.

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>>38479522
demise demise 15

going for a poo desu lads

>>38479579
make sure it is in the loo anon

>>38479519
Very surprised at that. I'd have just said "Well you've just lost a customer mate", refused to tip, and go to another barber from then on.

What did you do?

>>38479585
is feel street a shitting street?

Watching a program about the Plantagenets lads, this Roger Mortimer fella is a right one.

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>>38479585
I'll try my best, thats what counts

>>38479599
every street is a shitting street if you believe

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>>38479339
Mohamed wasn't a paedophile, Aisha was just a slut.

Local whore house is on the move again, should I report it to the authorities and write to my local MP?

>>38479680
Not before you have a go at it

>>38479339
you need jesus, omar

>>38479680
They probably already know about it. Half the police in my city use the whore houses full of trafficked Serbian teenagers and don't give a shit about helping them.

>>38479703
That'll be the next plot line. Poley is so desperate to be white that it wouldn't surprise me if he became an enthusiastic Christian.

>>38479680
How exactly do YOU know about it?

Big upz all the britfeel krew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O32NhOcgPos

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>>38479370
Just got my Cilla Black painting from Ebay, lad.

>>38479688
>>38479710
What if I take it higher and quiz my MP and police commissioner about it?

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Any of you lads play osrs?

>>38479727
Someone I know works below it, he says that people always turn up asking for directions.

>>38479563
>Plus everyone knows the perks of going out with someone who works at a chippy

exactly mate. it is one of them, if i am dating a bird she will usually expect a cheeky free jumbo sausage

>>38479751
Not since they started casualising it

>>38479751
yeah I did for a while lad, made a decent berserker, then bought bonds like a scrub and having the money left no goal to work towards so I stopped playing so dumb desu

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Good evening, /britfeel/!

How are you doing today?
What have you been up to?
What's the best spy film you've ever seen?

Hope you're all feeling great and have had a nice day doing nice things!

Watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy last night before I went to sleep and I thought it was oddly comfy. I would love to hear any recommendations for films like that from you anons!

Is despair husbando anon around?

Also is the anon who quit drinking for two weeks still here?
Did you get to week three?


>>38479444
Maybe you should try with just a tv and a ps3 or something, you could get both for around 100 bongs if you look enough.
Sounds like you get in to a lot of confrontations about the TV!

>need a wank to calm myself down
>too pissed off to get hard and focus

Nice

>>38479573
Get a trip so I can filter you, you marmite mining cunt.

>>38479775
That is very cheeky. It's one thing giving away chips, but a jumbo sausage is another thing entirely. Luckily it's your uncle's place so you have a bit more freedom. Just make sure she knows that's where it ends, and she can't start asking for a free haddock or anything like that.

>all that shitposting about len was right

Ebin is a mastermind

i get sad when people say I wish I was a kid again because my childhood was shit as well

>>38479734
There is something unholy about that painting.

>>38479845
Ebin please put your trip on if you're going to start shit

>>38479811
>Maybe you should try with just a tv and a ps3 or something, you could get both for around 100 bongs if you look enough.
>Sounds like you get in to a lot of confrontations about the TV!
Not about the money

I can't put down roots here, I need to motivate myself to move out

If I have a TV and a games console, I'll just chill on it, on my own all day

>>38479811
>What's the best spy film you've ever seen?

That one that came out a few years ago, Bridge of Spies, was a really good film. I think I liked it more than TTSS, although that was also good.

If you're into spies, check out a book called "The Big Breach" by Richard Tomlinson. He was a MI6 officer who was sacked for no real reason, and treated like shit when he tried to contest it. It's a true story and by miles the best book about spies I've ever read.

>>38479893
So fucking move out then?

>>38479811
>What's the best spy film you've ever seen?

True Lies starring Arnie

Watch it if you haven't, it's fantastic

>>38479200
I really really like these britfeel images. Is there anywhere I can get them all?

>>38479918
My trial is in 2 weeks, can't do anything until then

After that it's hard to find something cheap near the train station
I don't care about which town I live in, I just want a shithole flat for around 300 quid

>>38479310
Just make identical sex noises back through the wall. They'll stop after a month I guarantee it.

>>38479949
Why can't you do anything until your trial? It'll take a day.

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How many /brit/s are cut?

Uncut here

>>38479751
I used to

>got cb lvl 98 in 5 days which took me about 5 years when I was young

I'll probably get back into it when they release the mobile version

>>38479811
fuck off normie cunt you can't disappear for weeks then expect to come back with your fake positivity bullshit

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"Rule, Britannia! rule the waves:
"Britons never will be slaves."

>doesn't speak to me for a week
>comes online
>too pissed off at them not speaking for a week to give a shit about speaking to them

Think I'm a woman.

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>>38479856
>>38479884
Ebin was having a poo
see
>>38479579

can't disagree about the mastermind part though

>>38479976
In theory, I could go to jail

Could also be fired since I'll need to pull a Sicky, my holiday request was denied

>>38479995
You're deluded if you somehow think this isn't the future for every western society.

>>38479458
Fat birds maybe.

>>38480007
another victim of a certain poster?

>>38480017
Just tell your employer that you're needed in court as a witness.

Also what happened to your legendary delusion? You've always said that nothing will happen to you, you wouldn't get kicked out of uni, everyone will apologise to you and you'll win in the end etc. Why are you now contemplating jail?

>>38480013
ebin while doing the least damage to the thread what is different about tilde compared to jun and len?

>>38480017
I hope you go to jail tbqh. If you don't post on the day I suppose we'll know.

>>38480083
theres no way to word that without doing damage haha

>>38479822
oh aye mate, i will be making sure. my last bird used to always call me up in the middle of the night expecting free food, sometimes i would get a blowie out of it so it was not always so bad.

>>38480035
No

>usually the one to speak to them first
>refuse to do it and see how long it takes them to message me first to test how much they care

I should be too old for these games.

>>38479893
How soon after your trial can you start focusing on moving out? assuming you aren't guilty.

>>38479897
I've seen that but I have to be honest I didn't pay much attention, I will definitely give it another go!

That book sounds amazing too, I've been meaning to read more about stuff like that ever since I rinsed the wiki page about the cambridge five a little while ago. Thanks anon!

>>38479924
Anything Arnie is amazing, I've got it on download as we speak. Thanks bud!

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>>38479811
Spies like us.
Also captcha gave me a britfeel. Good old somerfield

400 quid to rent a house in Rochdale

>>38480082
>Just tell your employer that you're needed in court as a witness.
Won't I need proof?

>Also what happened to your legendary delusion? You've always said that nothing will happen to you, you wouldn't get kicked out of uni, everyone will apologise to you and you'll win in the end etc. Why are you now contemplating jail?
I'm just considering all options
Can't realistically imagine a severe negative outcome

>>38479815
Just beat it soft, it'll squirt if you do it hard enough

>>38480117
>How soon after your trial can you start focusing on moving out? assuming you aren't guilty.
I'd like to think the very next day but I'm so lazy, pathetic and unmotivated

>>38480105
do it laddy

>>38480181
I'm leaving the thread for a bit while its normie hour, I might answer later when they've pissed off

>>38480125
Ah I forgot you're a call center worker and your employers probably don't trust you to go to the toilet without proof.

>>38480186
>only posts when they can't dispute anything
clever

>>38480125
Funny how you'll consider all options when it gives you an excuse to procrastinate.

>>38480209
no I just find them and their posts disgusting, I don't know what they think they are achieving but they obviously aren't robots and don't care about anything here but still they still infest here with their vomit inducing language

im afraid of dying lads. i guess everyone is but a few people i know have died and it makes me think that it could happen to me anyday. wish i was into a religion but they all seem too silly for me to believe.

Really want to watch some last of the summer wine for some reason.

>Ebin was slutting around with Jun only to come crawling back to Tilde when he gets rejected

really makes you think haha

>>38480270
don't you realise? as long as ebin does it it's okay ha ha

>>38480264
I binged that a few years ago after a breakdown. Was very comfy.

>>38480270
Bit of an insult to Tilde that. Treating them as like third best

hmm, 1 bedroom in Todmorden for 325 quid a month but 2 miles from the train station

>>38480211
I am aware of this, said it right here >>38479339

>>38480188
It's just that they need a specific number of people working each shift, that's why my holiday request was originally refused

I can't FORCE a specific day off without proof

>>38479509
>>38479510
Damn makes sense because I cut the back garden yesterday and all night my nose was running and my eyes were itchy. Is this the end?

>>38480299
You should have taken that trainee accountants job. They'd have given you the day off you requested.

>>38480270
ebin asked hard knock to switch glasses in the middle of shagging HAHAHAHAHA. ABSOLUTE STATE.

>>38480270
nice shitpost, your projecting your own sad situation onto me though fatty

>>38480300
Nah, get some anytihistamins and stay inside all summer like all the other pollen-allergic subhumans

>>38480320
Tired of this shit and I'm tired of people posting my photo here.

>>38480335
Ebin put your trip back on lad, you're not fooling anyone

>>38479339
Poleaboo I've missed you. Where do you usually post these days? Brit?

just watched the first series of skins. is that what normies are really like? made me feel like shit that my teenage years were nothing like that

>>38480290
I ignored it while it was on telly, so why I have the urge to watch it is a mystery.

>>38480403
No it's what they wish their lives were like.

Do Jun and Azu even still come here?

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>>38480007
>>38480108
Stop being a faggot. At least you can make internet friends.

>>38480414
OriginaIIy no

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>>38480403
>tfw suposed identify with sid
>tfw sid actually gets girls
>tfw he cucks tony in season 2

>>38480403
>is that what normies are really like?

Dunno lad, ask our very own "Chad" named Ebin. According to Tilde he's a straight up 9/10 haha

>>38480366
Is it true you're the bastard love child of Cilla Black and the old guy in the Reliant Robin pic that was spammed here?

Hard Knock lore is too deep

>>38480423
Is it really a friend when they don't even care about talking to you even semi-frequently?

>>38480395
Nope, I just have a job

I'm back home at 6pm and sleep at 9pm
Too tired to post much

Feels nice to be missed

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>>38480444
Its proof enough that they even keep you for longer than 24 hours. Maybe because you always start the conversations, now that you're not he thinks you're busy you muppet.

>>38480403
no, it exaggerates a lot. i am friends with normies. parties are really not that exciting and most people just go clubbing by the age of 18. when i was about 19 i used to go clubbing quite a lot and its honestly not that good. it gets boring after a few hours and most lads dont even end up pulling. i have never seen any of my normie friends pull.

>>38479200

623 posts is a new all time record for most posts in a britfeel

I feel like I wasted my childhood sitting inside playing video games but when I think about if I went outside and was stood around on street corners doing nothing all day I'd feel like I wasted my childhood too.

>>38480462
Maybe stop adding pathetic little prison gays from steamfeel threads then

Just had a charity man asking me to sign up and give money every month. Feels like emotional blackmail to be honest.

>>38480512
The charity industry (and it is an industry, make no mistake) is build on emotional black mail, lad

>>38480512
>he opens his door to strangers
stranger danger lad

I have no clue who lenlad is, and I'm not even 100% sure he is real, but I think the guy is absolutely brilliant for fucking around with all the prison gays and dumping them

What's a good turn based RPG, preferably for PC?

>>38480555
I know but nobody except my elderly neighbours normally knock my door.

>>38480557
>implying it's not just ebin getting salty because he didn't choose him

>>38480578
That's literaIly what it is

>>38480557
Fuck you, he hurt me badly.

Toe nails have quite a bad fungal infection which I've chosen to ignore but a big chunk of one of them just fell off.

>>38480610
Just get tilde to lick them clean

>>38480610
kicking the wall again ebin? tut tut

Gonna be ordering a pizza (and recording the call obviously), vote here to decide what accent I use http://www.strawpoll.me/13480202

Will be making the call at 21:00

>>38480591
is your intent to ruin the hard knock meme or are you just retarded?

>>38480512
I had someone do that, I told them I would give them a donation there and then but they fucking declined it

>>38480626
Now this will be the sort of quality content /britfeel/ needs, godspeed lad

>>38480626
It better be the meme pizza

>>38480626
why order a pizza and do an accent when you could just use your own accent for a fraction of the price?

>BOARD GAME ONLINE
>BGO

https://s2.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=mG2i&k=ov4

Not feeling myself edition.

>>38480499
I don't. I only try to add decent sort of folk but it never worked out so I've given up.

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>too depressed to watch or do anything
gonna try drinking

>>38479522
I miss the Milk Cat

>>38480626
come on guys it MUST be african!

>>38480626
looking forward to this one lad

>>38480626
What a brilliant idea. Wish I had thought of it.

>>38479995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Z0UwYzKcLY

anyone know how the anon got on at the Rubiks Convention in Paris last weekend?

>tfw you have lost weight but still feel as fat as when you started

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>>38480737
aww, me too. I've lost any desire to do the hings I used to find fun.
>>38480626
this might turn out to be the best thing this place does all month

>>38480626
you stupid fucking cuck, you could be making your own pizza for the fraction of the price, and it would be healthier and tastier? why do people order takeaways?

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>>38480792
but would he make it in an AFRICAN accent?

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Looks like African's won, pls critique my african accent http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mMJpgW84ir

I'm going to make a right mong of myself

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>tfw feeling nostalgic for old Bionicles, old Habbo and vanilla WoW

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>>38480824
fucking ace brother! godspeed your mission!

>>38480824
It's actually pretty convincing.

>>38480824
can you do a good that african guy from phonejacker?

>only have college qualifications
>some work experience in a call centre
>left college 6 months ago and been unemployed since then
Is there any chance of me getting a job in Scotland if I live in England or is it the local McDonald's for me lads?

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>>38480770

Speecdube Anon here, I did slightly better than expected, set some personal bests too. I also met Erno Rubik himself, and watched a couple of world records broken as they happened. It was a brilliant weekend overall, did some meme tourist sightseeing too.

I ended up speaking far more French than I expected too

>>38480824
You can't just say "Hello". You need to say "Hello 'dere"
>>38480856
You could easily get a job in a call center in Glasgow. There's loads and they give pretty much anyone a shot.

>>38480261
>wish i was into a religion but they all seem too silly for me to believe
*tips fedora*
You just have a shitty imagination, pleb.

>>38480824
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mMJpgW84ir
Are you going to record the call?

Also this >>38480876

>>38480868
Glad to hear that dude! Great that you set some bests and pretty cool that you met Rubik! Was beginning to think you'd got trapped in tent city!

>>38480827
There was the comfiest thread on one of the boards (not /toy/) a while ago, and it was all about bionicle nostalgia and how great it was being a part of it as a kid. I went on a big lore spree after it and was amazed how long the story went on after I grew up.

>tfw will never again load up that weird CD they had in the first canisters.

>>38480868
Can you solve a 7x7x7?

>joanna lumley banging on about india again
fucking move back there then cunt, british people born in the raj are the most pretentious cunts

>>38480877
are you retarded? what i said was not edgy at all, it was my opinion. you're only diminishing any point you're trying to make by calling me a pleb, you soft cunt.

>>38480914

The tent city lot didn't really bother anyone for the first 3 days, but on the very last day a lot more people arrived and some of them started shouting at me as I walked past, but god knows what they were saying. I even met some guy on the metro from the competition on the way home, and yet again someone else on the eurostar was sat near me from the comp.

>>38480935
they love dere stilts!

>>38480856
Literally just print off a few CVs and hand them out in your local town, then do more applications on Reed or Indeed or some shit. I say hand out CVs not because "dat's how I got er job." It's because a few sly jobs aren't posted online and handing out your CV can nab you one.

I want a new job so fucking badly. I was the Lindor anon a few posts ago who works in Carphone Warehouse, the whole company has gone to shit. With the Currys/Dixons merger and taking on the Phones 4 U staff when that place went bust, the calm laid back atmosphere is gone. It's all about SELL SELL SELL and circlejerking over fucking shop numbers on Whatsapp/Workchat under the thumb of some new cunt area manager.

>>38480906
>Are you going to record the call?
Course lad, kinda shitting myself tbqh

>>38480940
Where did I say it was edgy, kiddo? I was calling you a brainlet. I must have hit a nerve.

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is charlie the ultimiate britbot

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Just won every cup on crash team racing

>tfw I still remember all of the shortcuts

Hope it gets a remaster. Kinda wish I spent the time practicing on Tekken since I would like to learn a new character. It's also really quite humid. Going to have a shower I think

How are my lads holding up?

>>38480824
Looking forward to this desu

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Where my welsh degenerates at??

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>>38480926

I certainly can, I don't know if you remember, but a long time ago, maybe 1-2 years ago I used to make a few threads now and again with my 7x7, asking people if they'd like me to make patterns on it. I asked people to submit on a 7x7 grid what they'd like me to make with the available colours.

Pic related was /r9k/, I'll post a couple more

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>>38481028

Ultra rare Rubik's pepe

>>38481025
Is it true theres loads of femboys in Wales?

>>38480984
no dont shit yerself - yer will do grand!godspeed yer mission!

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>>38481039

For our resident /pol/acks

Gary Lineker squirming on twitter now I see, socialist BBC finally shown for what it is

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Found another corgi webm lads.

>>38481049
Eh? What point are you trying to make lad?

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>>38481047

Mini tetris game in progress

>>38480973
yeah it looked a little sketchy in that photo. have you got any more adventures planned?

>>38481040
Not too sure I haven't been in a while, like 5 years. I lived on a farm too, I would expect if there were femboys they would be in urban areas.

>>38481070

I'll be going to Welwyn Garden City in august, probably no foreign competitions for a long time though, maybe Dublin in winter

>>38481049

absolutely loved seeing everyone ripping into him asking how many Syrian refugees he can house and feed for the next year, the guy really is clueless

>>38481049
>claiming that people knowing how much he earns is an outrage
>even though he earns his living from people basically being extorted
Knew he was a cunt fromthe moment he never told me what his favourite Walkers flavour is.

>>38481028
Brilliant lad. What's your record on that thing? Ever had a go on some of the larger ones? Heard there's one now that's 17x17x17 and costs about three grand.

>>38481039
ok now that s what i call neat man good fucking job

>>38481025
here lad

>>38481040
I've seen gays out here but not proper femboys, I don't venture into towns for nights out that often though so I can't really speak for the entire place

>>38481025
Reporting in but I've been in anglo territory for a while now

>>38481103
It's your choice to have a TV and watch it. No one is forcing you to do anything.

>>38481084
Heard Dublin is pretty cool place

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>>38481039
>>38481112

T-thanks lad

>That pic was 2 years, 2 months and 7 days ago

Where the fuck does the time go?

>>38481084
I'm going to Dublin in 3 weeks. Haven't been since I was 16. Will keep you posted on how it is.

>>38481130
I haven't watched a single BBC program in fucking years. Complete piss take that having a TV means you have to pay an extra fee for a few toss channels among the thousands of toss channels I already pay for.

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>>38481039
excellent job, dude - kudos is earned

>>38480988
>*tips fedora*

i think i hit a nerve lad. you're the one that called me a pleb when i was clearly asking me for help. you cant call anyone a brainlet if this was you attempt at helping.

there have be thousands up on thousands of religions. how do you know that the one you happen to believe in is correct. what makes you religion more authentic than the Olympian gods?

>>38481049
You seem confused lad - are you in favour of socialism or not? Can't work it out from your post.
>>38481161
Too bad. The law is the law. If you don't like the laws in our country you're free to fuck off somewhere else.

Seems like leftypol have arrived haha

great posts lads, totally gonna vote corbyn and mass migration now

>>38481212
I know lad.

>Boo hoo, people on TV make much more money than I do

Fucking lefty cunts.

>>38481212
do people really still think the torries are anti immigration? when are they going to start with that?

>>38481181
>implying shitty laws can't be revoked
Plenty of people are sick of the telly license. Only reason the BBC still exists is because they gobble the cock of whichever cunts are in power. Without that they'd be gone in a flash.

>tfw want to leave my job
>tfw want to leave people in general

Literally why is it so hard for people not to be annoying cunts? I can always tell when I'm being annoying and get self-conscious about it. Why do most people lack basic self-awareness?

Has the pizza been ordered yet in AFRICAN?

>>38481243
Listen Abdul, if you hate Britain then I am sure Pakistan will welcome you back.

>>38481252
Because self-awareness leads to introspection, and introspection is scary for normalfags because it means they'd have to accept blame and personal responsibility for some things every once in a while.

>>38481252
I have similar feelings. I suspect we're both narcissists or sociopaths

>>38481278
>Defending the BBC ever

>>38481278
>greaseball mafia guy comes to your door
>uses force to extort money from you
>this is a clear cut crime
>BBC does it
>get off scot free
>this is fine

BBC = British Brainwashing Company

they're a tool of the EU

>>38481282
people on 4chan are the same. people here will act shitty and make up excuses such as "meh, we are all thinking it anyway"

Favourite conspiracy theory lads?

>>38481278
Bloody hell tilde calm your nips

>>38481324
A reminder to all anons to not pay for TV licenses, they can't do shit if you don't watch live TV, all of which is garbage anyway.

>>38481310
>>38481324
Listen Rachid and Ahmed, if you don't like the way we do things in this country then I am sure your family in Bangladesh will let you back into their mud hut. Or if you don't want to go back there then shut the fuck up, shit skin.

>>38481275
Been trying to work out a way I can get it hands free so you can hear the other end of the call but can't work it out, so fuck it I'm just gonna lean right into the mic when I call and you might be able to hear him a little bit

I suppose i should have a shower, its been 9 days since my last one, it might make me feel a bit better i think

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>go for petrol with mummy following me
>take a roundabout in town in 3rd
>have my window down cause my car stinks
>hear my tires screech loud as I go around the roundabout

i-is t-that n-normal haha? I wasn't going that fast

>>38481344
And 4chan is full of normalfags nowadays.

>>38481346
i like the reptilian stuff or any crazy ufology stuff. i think its bs but it can be interesting

yours?

>>38481239
I am a student from Switzerland studying in the UK. Look at what has just arrived in my small town. Very progressive..I'm sure rape and violent crime wont skyrocket now haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYz6vqKw6IQ

>>38481376

It's not that unnormal

>>38481346

Titanic being switched with t'olympic

>>38481288
Nah, I hate myself too desu

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>>38481385
m8 if the reptilian overlords conspiracy theory was true I'd know, I have scale fever bad and I'd have found and fucked one of them until they were retarded.

>>38481354
they can't tell even if you are watching live TV anyway, it's a well known fact they can't pick out a signal from an aerial

>>38481385
The most facisnating is JFK but the most fun is flat earth

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>>38481376


Not really lad

Unless you threw it into the roundabout like some mad man

Or your wheel alignment is off

>>38481401
are you a good swiss, or one of those bad ones?

>>38481359
>dislike being extorted to fund Holby City episode #43954
>or East Enders episode #4576
>or shitty BBC radio that repeat the same shit music dozens of times a day
>must mean you're a paki or another variation of foreigner

>>38481381
lad, its been the same for years upon years. people are always pieces of shit when anonymous because their is no consequence for their action. at least normal fags in real life know to keep it private. most normies are fine, you get the odd annoying cunt but usually everyone hates him

>>38481410
what are lizard vaginas like? Do they even have separate holes?

You either:

A - Have to live in a council flat in Bradford for the rest of your life

B - Be killed immediately.

I know which one I'd pick lads.

>>38481440
Honestly mate option A would have to be pretty fucking splendid for me to not take immediate death.

>>38481440

nice knowing you my m8

>>38481426
I might go try take the roundabout again sometime at similar speed and see if it repeats, if it does do you reckon I should take it to a garage? better than losing control and dying right haha? right?

>>38481440
I've been to Bradford. I thought I fucking entered Baghdad.

>>38481435
Yeah but that was the good thing about 4chan. At least the people here were completely open about how much of a cunt they are, rather than being completely oblivious to it.

>>38481430
>B-b-but I'm white, I just happen to hate how things are done in Britain

You're fooling no one, Mohammed. Sorry that EastEnders and Holby City aren't in Arabic and Radio 1 doesn't play the call to prayer live from Mecca.

>>38481439
They're cloacas, a universal hole for intercourse and pooping.

Naturally fantasy lizard girls would clean themselves out, but don't go fucking a crocodile or something, Steve Irwin.

>>38481459
yes, if the noise persists have it looked at by a mechanic. Mechanical failure on a car is normally due to ignoring things that need fixing

>>38481423
i find the first one alright and i have always found the flat earth too retarded to be interesting. the reptilian stuff is mad but im ignorant enough about politics to think what if

>>38481472
>can love the Royal Family
>and British history and culture
>but if you don't support a bloated, glorified crime syndicate you must be a dirty Britain hating mudslime
American tier reasoning.

>>38481459

check your tyres lad

They could be wore to shit

When was the last time the car was looked over?

so did we ever get that pizza call then?

>>38481517
when I bought it in december, I don't know how to check the tires haha

>>38481428
I am white, so probably bad.

Fucked the first call up lads, will try again http://vocaroo.com/i/s06yHWviyitO

>>38481543
which varity of white? baguette white, pizza white or sausage white?

>>38481540

Post a picture, I'll judge

>>38481487
not going to lie lad. i think the furry community is retarded but some of the porn is amazing. ws going to say i would fuck a fantasy lizard girl but it would probavbly like it is in real life with them only fucking chads

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>>38481540


Check the tread to see how wore it looks

Pic related

>>38481513
So you claim to love the royal family but you hate the only TV channels that give them significant coverage. Hmmmm........

>>38481561
of what? the tire?

>>38481596
I'll try this but its dark now

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>>38481599
>BBC is the only news source
Sound. Definitely just bait then.

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>>38481574
Just do what I do, look for and fap to good porn, follow artists who aren't drama queens, and just avoid everything else.

>>38481551
I love you Kieran.

>>38481551
that is a shame lad. i like this stuff though lad. you're a legend.

I cant imagine driving a car. I'm barely competent at walking.

>>38481620
What channel has documentaries about them more than any other? What channel broadcasts live at weddings and funerals for the whole event?

I don't believe for a minute that you are British, if you were, you'd know these things Rachid. Now fuck off back to Pakistan you fucking shitskin mongoloid, and take your braindead communist jealousy of people earning money with you.

>>38481623
I like you too doxxlad xox

>>38481645
Its not that bad, I can't walk either. Walking on the pavement is a huge task and I can't cross roads but I've managed to almost get driving down

>>38481645
Driving is easier

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>>38481645

>tfw own a car
>tfw no licsence
>tfw keep telling my self "im gonna do it this year/summer/winter"
>never do
>car just sits there rotting away

At least its only a shitbox and not something expensive

>>38481605

Yeah the tire, but as long as the 20p test works it should be fine

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>>38481621
tbqh mate I'd take a male scalie

>>38481696
what about tire pressure? they look a bit flattish

>>38481661

That one wasn't actually me, but I too like you kieran

>>38481710

It's harder to tell the pressure from looking at them, you need to fill them up at the petrol station when you're next there

>>38481621
might do lad.

>>38481699
i would certainly be gay if furry porn was real. furry guys are sexy.

>>38481699
>Hair

You absolute casual, feathers/horns/fins or bust.

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>>38481710


Check on the inside of the petrol cap , thats usually where most cars have the recommended pressures


You need to keep on top of these things lad

>>38481745
was just a quick find, plenty of delicious dragon boys without hair

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT WAS THE MOST AWKWARD PHONE CALL I'VE MADE IN MY LIFE http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oSrANmPUxJ

>>38479200
I have to get on the bus tomorrow for 30 minutes, and wake up at like 7. I'm pretty nervous lads.

>try to start conversation about conspiracies
>people start talking about furry shit instead

>>38481782
You sound like a cambslad, amirite?

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Today I learned that mega hottie Alex Jones from the one show has nudes on the internet

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>>38481750
I can't look after myself never mind a car haha.

I said "thankyou" quite clearly to the old lady cashier in the petrol station after giving her my money. I'm quite proud of my progress, before I would have just have mumbled while looking at the floor. Granted I did have to go with mummy but its whatever

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I got banned for some stupid shit, but I'm back. Any happenings in britfeel recently?

>>38481782

Godspeed lad, ahmed sounded quite convinced

>>38481782
You are amazing, you're basically like a more alpha and funny ebin

your voice completely changes too

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>text friend
>ignored
>try next day
>ignored again
>stop texting because fuck this
>"where have you been anon?"

>>38481782
Nice one caveman anon. :3

ah a nice comfy bit of thunder and lightning while i'm having a pre bed spliff.
cheeky wank next then i'm set for bed

>>38481540
you don't know how to check your tires? can you check you oil or anything else? if not either learn quick or just stop driving because an un-cared for car is dangerous

>>38481921
I don't know how to do anything, can't I take it to some garage and pay deano 50 quid to do that?

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>>38481835

Massive increase in tripfag orbiters

Assmad yank janitor kept deleting /britfeel/ one day

/basil/ the fox found a gf and is a huge fucking normie now

>>38481950
why pay deano when you can google it for free

>>38481966
I'm scared of doing it and also retarded with my hands. It takes me ages to do simple tasks

>>38481950
what like a fucking woman? it's not hard to check how much tread is left on your tires or check and top up fluids in a car. get a grip man(girl)

>>38481831
Imagine if Alex Jones from infowars and Alex Jones from the One Show had a baby

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>>38481988
I made my mum ring up the people who sold my car to jump start it when the battery had died because it still had the 3 month warranty, they were pissed off.


what do I need to top up? washer fluid? isn't replacing oil a dirty and annoying task?

>>38481782
Go back to /pol/ you racist moron.

>>38481782
Foxlad has moved on to racist phonecalls

>go to walk in clinic or a GP
>get medications
>8.25 per medication

>go to a&e
>get free blood test and x ray
>get THREE times as much medication for FREE

What the fuck is with this healthcare system?

granted I have to put up seeing stupid ass retarded fuck foreigners not understanding what "we'll call you when the doctor is ready" is

>>38482032
well you need to check the level of your oil, you will fuck your car royally if you run low on oil so check and top it up when needed. Washer fluid is useful to top up as well unless you like not seeing anything.
Knowing how to do little things like jumping a car are really useful, I'm not a mechanic or anything but being able to sort yourself out when there is no one to help you is useful

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>>38481782

Anon, are you sure you want to eat pizza coming out of this shithole?

I wonder if that is the guy you just trolled.

whys it so warm. Im sick of uncomfy sweating lads

Got an appointment with the GP on Monday for depression and anger issues. Anyone know what I can expect, should I have things ready, like what makes me feel down or what gets me riled up over nothing g etc?

>>38481551
I died. fucking lad

>>38482120
I know, I hate it. The sound of my fan has become a nightmarish soundtrack to my days

>>38482104
Pls stop doxxing me doxxanon you make me scared

>>38482104
It looks like a fucking shed.

>>38482138
Expect him to just believe you and at best Google your listed problems before suggesting medication and/or therapy.

Hell, when I went for a secondary check up after being put on Fluoxetine, the GP looked surprised when I told him I was hallucinating and seeing words, numbers and faces in my peripheral vision or in darkness. He immediately looked the tablets up and found hallucinating was one of the many possible side effects.

>>38481743
This is how prison gay starts

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>>38482032


Check youtube

There are 100s of videos that will show you everything about basic car servicing

Changing the oil can get messy but generally its ok

Bit of lying under the car trying to free the sump plug but that's it

What kind of car is it ?

>>38482262
i know. this is why i dont wank to it. i can understand why people become prison gay though. getting a shag as a straight fella is too much of a piss take and this is coming from someone who has shaged a fair few women.

>>38482324
mid 2000s mazda hatchback built on a ford platform so parts are incredibly cheap and its pretty reliable I'm guessing, I'd rather just pay someone to do the dirty work haha but i'll check the tires when I can be arsed

>>38482104
I bet many a child has been gang banged in the back

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I DID NOT WANT A PIZZA THIS FUCKING BIG

He must have misheard me through my shitty fake African accent when I said the size

>>38482429
w-why did you put on a fake african accent lad?

>>38482429
You actually fucking paid for it lad?

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>>38482429
Give us the pizza or Keiran gets it.

Fucking hell lads there is this one song from around 2000 time that I'm desperate to find, can anyone remember this one?

It's an instrumental, and basically starts off with dialing tones, not proper dialing tones, but it sound like someone dialing a phone in this pattern

1
1-2-3-4

1-2-3-4
1-2-3-4
1-2-3-4
1-2-3-4

>>38482355
prison gay and gay are the same thing

>>38482497

i do sort of think i recognise that oddly enough, but i cant think of the name of the track, ill do some youtubing now

>>38482429
Your camera definitely came out of africa with that photo quality lad. Also hope you enjoy it more than the kebab

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>>38482507
I may have got very aroused at a lad walking out the gym in tracksuit bottoms earlier and wanted to smell him but I'm not a flag waving flamer

>>38482497
I couldn't tell you anon, but enjoy this tune instead.

>You will never listen to songs like this at 1am on the motorway while coming back from holiday as a kid ever again

>>38482475
I asked if I could exchange it but he said I'd have to call them up (and have to put on the accent again). Then I asked how much it was and it was actually about how much I was expecting for the size I wanted so I just paid for it

Plenty to go around, you lads want a slice?

>>38482541
>>38482497
Whoops, forgot mug song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNSpLqmY6K0

>>38482533
ebin confirmed for purple aki

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>>38482497

This immediately popped into my head for some reason


Haven't heard it in years

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>>38482579

Would help if i included the link desu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8eonvC_mDo

>>38482568
spooky we both fucked up posting at the same time

>>38482568
>liking music for blacks

no thanks, I don't want to destroy my own culture

>>38482603

ha, thats the one i was thinking of, anon did a pretty good job of describing an instrumental with just numbers des

>>38482609
Bruh, you do not diss Armand Van Helden.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6_vIZHMAAQ

>>38482562
That would have been absolutely hilarious if you had to call them back with the African accent in front of the delivery guy.

Doesn't look like much of a meat feast, seems like there's not much meat on it, can you take a close up for us Kieran?

>>38481822
Nah, I wish

>>38482466
for bants innit

>>38482603

THAT was it, thank you so much anon

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>>38482190

S-sorry anon, I'll adjust FEELSAT-1's beam elsewhere

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>>38482732


Damn im good tonight

No idea why it popped into my head t b h lad

Soon as i read your post all i could think was "ppk"

Great tune though

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>>38482650
Here's one with a better camera just for you xox

>>38482650
>That would have been absolutely hilarious if you had to call them back with the African accent in front of the delivery guy.
Gave me a right fucking chuckle picturing that lad ta

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>>38482776

you can come for a /nightwalk/ with me if youd like to, FEELSAT-1, id quite enjoy some company

>>38482792
m-mummy? I don't eat pizza