What the fuck do normies like about summer? It's literally hell

Life and sex :) just live Yr life!!!!

S E X U A L L I B E R A T I O N
this is original. OH this is SO fucking original

>>38478989
I used to love it because I'd go out skating and getting drunk and high with everyone.
Now I just sit in my sweltering bedroom shitposting whilst cursing all the bugs that keep flying into my face.

>unbearably hot and humid
>slow walking normalfags everywhere blocking the streets
>too hot to sleep well, constantly tired

>tourists are unbearable
>hot humid heat
>awful amount of people
>Bugs and Greenheads
>mosquitoes

This is why the fall is the master race

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>>38479354
confirming fall is master race especially the rainy days

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>Normies enjoy going out into the sun and showing off their "summer bod"
>Stacies can wear bikinis
>Chads can show off their chests and abs
>the celebrations and free time that take no moral repercussions like winter or fall celebrations
Summer is just normie mating season.
The best season is actually fall like these two fine robots >>38479354 >>38479393 said.

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>>38478989
>hot as fuck
>face sweats like hell, especially my eyebrows
>can't sleep at night
>mosquitoes waking me up at 5am
>women showing off all they legally can
>can't cool down no matter what
Winter is the best season.
You're cold? Just put something else on. Want to be comfy? Keep your window open and walk around in a blanket. Also women try their best to look attractive while fully clothed, i love that.

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>tfw spread ass cheeks over the vent blasting cool air

>>38478989
It's comfy for outdoor hobbies such as cycling and skating. Same reason why normies like it as well.

The heat makes women horny. Summer is non-stop sex for normies. Even as a robot I can see the appeal of summer, because I like to sweat and be in the sun and not be cold.

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>>38478989
I agree. This is the third summer with shit or meh weather.

>>38479118
The byproducts of this are pretty cool, but only if weather isn't shit, because otherwise you can't really observe these.

I haven't been out more for than an hour in total this summer.

>>38480791
I personally find it more comfy during fall or spring when you're not constantly covered in sweat and mosquitoes

>>38479316
Get an AC retard. I can't belive everyone on r9k is so fucking poor OH MY GOD

>>38478989
>tfw i'm trans and get to go outside and wear my slutty clothes during summer

>>38480749
This. Winter is the best for us.

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>>38478989
Robot season power rankings:
1. Winter
2. Fall
3. Spring
Power Gap
4. Summer

Its fucking useless to reason with people though. Summer is when you can't wear covering clothes because its 100 degrees outside and 99% humidity to top it off. So my pasty body is on display to see when I slunk out to the store because I don't want to sweat and stink from the heat. Normies who are attractive can dress skimpy and show off their sexuality while ugly bastards have to figure out how to stay cool while still keeping hidden.
Staying indoors in the nice cold air is comfy though.

>>38481760
The truest robots are homeless and therefore detest the cold seasons. Only failed normies with a cozy, warm home can enjoy winter and late fall and early spring. Summer is the season of the robot.

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>>38478989
Lots of wind, rain and a lack of sun.
Fall is the perfect season.

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Because I'm beach body ready, you homo. Now where are the chads with muscles?

>>38480749
>Also women try their best to look attractive while fully clothed, i love that.

I love it when they end up wearing sweatpants but somehow still manage to look sexy as fuck in them. Anybody else tgink sweatpants > yogapants

>>38481973
Where in the FUCKKK is her other chin?

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>>38480798
>they even breed in the same conditions that mosquitoes enjoy

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>Stacies literally go to the beach every fucking day to do nothing but get cooked from the sun, developing cancer and getting wrinkled leather skin

>>38482944
>tfw robots will always have perfect, smooth skin because of our aversion for sun while Stacies kill their skin roasting
>tfw in few decades Stacies will envy us on our skin

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>>38481881
Is living out of a car, van, or camper the most /r9k/ lifestyle?
>nomadic
>technically homeless
>unemployed and unable to receive mail
>probably out of touch with family/parents
>spend all day either driving to isolated locations or settling down in the car nest and shitposting

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Summer is objectively better than winter, I wish I lived in Arizona so I can experience the oppressive 110+ degree heat. Going outside without having to wear layers is fucking great too, I can deal with humidity.