I need help on how to 4chan. A newfag has arrived.

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Summerfags.. It's the spawning season for them the idea for a meme suddently appear

This thread is a good start.

1) lurk
2) repeat step one for 1000 hours

>>38478281
Just do the most autistic shit you can think up

>>38478281
Are you a little girl ? If the answer is no then you are not allowed here.
Read the rules you fucking newfag

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Do you really want to know if you belong to here? Say to me your score OP.

>>38478456
One hundred and thirty two

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>>38478496
WTF are you doing here?

Unless you already was a robot in your past, you don't have the vague notion about the feelings in this internet corner.

>>38478456
The score is 44.

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>>38478456
>tfw made a thread with this pic like 4 months ago and most people here scored +60
>Still le Cyborg amrite gais? XDD
This board is doomed.

>>38478607
You truly belong to here my fellow interweb citizen

>>38478646
>Fills out random test
>Gets invitation to hell
>Seemslegit.jpg

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>>38478640
Not OP, but I came here a few months ago. Scored in the 50s, robot, on that test. I understand the hate for newfags honestly. Just hope I integrate well. This place turned out to be shit 70% of the time, but I like the original discussions, and I couldn't find other pathetic POS-es like me elsewhere.

>>38478598
>Unless you already was a robot in your past
I'll answer for him because I'm a newfag too. I never considered myself a robot in the past. You see the "funny sad clown" meme? That was me. I convinced myself that I was a normie but being a khhv depressed guy at 20 made me think a little

>>38478640
This board is the warm house for Omega males and Autists, and the right place to failed normies and betas see how trash they really are, when they look themselves in the mirror, and put effort to grow up and escape the pit.

Don't blame /r9k/ anon.
If I never spoted how scum people here are, I would never saw how much scum I am, and would easily still living like a wizard for years wasting my youth in a dark room.

Where do all the hackers hang out now that 4chan is just bronies and traps?

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>>38478456
I'd say it was 10-20 before I started going to the gym and lift for Marisa.

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>>38478281
This must be bait
Just fuck off

>>38478775
No. I am just a really stupid summerfag.

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>>38478754
This is your score now, right?

I'm really surprised.
There was a time in my life when I was really in the bottom of the well, and got 26!
Less than 20 is craziness. Feels bad for you anon.

>pic related is my lowest score
>83 now

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>>38478870
I'm not trying to become a normalshit. I'm lifting to achieve more respect from my peers, for my waifu Marisa to appreciate my body and to help the efforts in establishing the Fourth Reich.

>>38478281
Lurk moar, i.e. ~3 months, before posting.

>>38478744
The real hackers are out hijacking your iMacs

lurk more junior

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>>38478908
>Skeltor.wat

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>>38478971
You really need to lurk more, junior.

>>38478942
i've been here since yesterday you beta piece of shit
it's obvious what goes down on this board and that i fit right in, lurking would be pointless

>>38478456
31 score, seems about right, working on my apprenticeship.

>>38478281

Simple. You've done the first step by coming here. Next you trash talk niggers. Then you trash talk Jews. Next you trash talk NEETs. Then you admit you are a nigger NEET. Then you cry like a little bitch and accept that you're a failure in life and an hero. Now, GTFO

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>>38478908
Ohh, I see...

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>>38478979
I'll take that advice to heart.


Btw, is athletic memes a thing here on /r9k/ or on 4chan at all for that matter?

>>38479106
*Aesthetic (lol correcting myself.)

>>38479053
>Simple. You've done the first step by coming here. Next you trash talk niggers. Then you trash talk Jews. Next you trash talk NEETs. Then you admit you are a nigger NEET. Then you cry like a little bitch and accept that you're a failure in life and an hero. Now, GTFO

l m a o the accurate reality though

>>38479130
You are SOOO fucking new.
Please lurk for at LEAST 3 months before posting ANYTHING else. Thanks.

>>38478942
I lurked for almost a year before i made my first post. When i switch to a new board, then i lurk for about 3 months so i feel like i know the dynamic.

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>>38478716
Yeah, I identify with you friend.

Robot is just a name. You could be one your whole life and not have the conscience that you are one.

This is why I found that browse a little here is not entirely waste your time. Find another people with the sam behaviors and failures can show yourself how much failure you are compare to the world. It's like look into the mirror.

>>38478456
24
I'm not really happy about this.

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>>38479226
What happened to you be in this way?

I've lurked r9k for nearly a year at this point and I STILL don't like posting. My advice for summerfag is just don't, go to reddit where they can appreciate your "offbeat dark sense of humour" and your "love of frog memes"

>>38478456
>tfw scored 23

So low scores, we need to do something.

>>38479337
LEAVE NOW SUCCESSFUL CHAD

>>38479156
Strange place, but I think that those who come here and stay do so for a reason. Because they can connect and it's the only place where they can feel they can vent and be understood. After I started lurking /r9k/ I visited reddit's depression sub. There was only normie advice that didn't work, so I didn't post. My best is, normies and summerfags will eventually leave. Perhaps I would, too, if I were a normal. But now I realize I've already started calling this place home

>>38478870

35
only because of several gfs in the past did it boost me up, othrwise i'd be in the 20s. i barely made robot but i feel more in cyborg because of social interactions from my brother, otherwise i'd be a total robot

>>38480060
Does family count? My only interactions are with my ma and my pa

>>38479946
I feel exactly the same man. I would suggest that all the normies really do leave, for their best interest. This place just isn't for them. You should have to pass a robot test before being able to post here.

>>38478456
>tfw scored 4
>fucking 4

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>>38479106
Holy hell, your new. Just leave.

>>38478456
105. And i think i could score minimum 20 more points if i went outside more often.
But well, feeling confy with fellow chads and normies on /r9k/

>>38480237
And I felt bad for getting 23. Wow.

>>38480237
Hail to the master. Never seen such a low score, how is that even possible?
Maybe you would fit better in wizchan, since this place lately has been filled with normalfags

>>38478456
28, granted im still in high school

>>38478456
126..

Look I'm sorry

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>>38480237
OMG, and when I was 26 life seemed so extremely void and B&W.

I have never saw a Grand Wizard b4.
Your 4 points are for what?

>>38478456
anyone past the cyborg mark HAS GOT TO FUCKING GO.

>>38480995
No addiction to any other drugs (+2)
No alcohol addiction (+1)
No interest in TTG (+1)

>>38481136
18pastasauce
i'm just really far on the spectrum

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>>38478325
What is 4chan's least favorite game?
My Summer Fag

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>>38479106
it honestly pains me to read such fucking dribble, lurk (that means go on the site but don't fucking say anything) more before you post anything ever, holy FUCK PLEASE