Friendly reminder that no females browse on r9k

ye op is probably a girl

OP is most certainly a girl

>>38478415
>>38478427
Sry but no, Im a 27 year old man

This is unfortunately wrong. I've unfortunately met several from here.

Over a year ago there were no fembot threads etc they appeared somehow and magically with them tons of "seemingly" female users

>>38478671
Of course you did

Best regards
Leonardo di caprio

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>>38478582
Tell me the thing only men know about.

>>38477109
I'm a real female and no, I'm not posting my tits

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>>38478798
Tell me thing only women know about.

>>38478798
But you're posting your puss

>>38478771
Such things dont exist

Now tell me how much do you weigh?

>>38478826
wrong answer and i don't own a scale and I haven't visited wal-mart in a long time.

>>38478798
It is possible that you're a woman but you're surely not regurlary here

Occasional and random female visitors exist

>>38478798
>I'm a real female and no, I'm not posting my tits
post tits

>>38477109
They do, but they're looking for the uncover chads. That's why people like you and I don't get pussies from here.

>>38478894
No, I pretty much check in on what's going on here on a daily basis. Especially during the work week. Gotta kill time somehow

>>38478798
Tits or gtfo, whore. Being a "real female" means more than dressing up in girl's clothing and calling yourself a pretty name, faggot.

Die.

>>38478981
Get out, cunt. You're unwelcome here and we both really know you're just a sad fag pretending to be a female to get any attention.

There are no women here. Maybe some ledditor hamplanet wanders in from time to time out of stupidity before immediately leaving.

>>38479086
You can think whatever you like, but that doesn't make you any less wrong. There are more girls here than you realize. We even have a discord

>>38479113
>There are more girls here than you realize. We even have a discord

I'm going to say it again even though I get the feeling that you'll never understand what I'm about to tell you; feeling girly and dressing like a girl doesn't make you a girl. You're still a man, no matter how hard you want to be one.

The cure for your misery and failure isn't lipstick and a nice blouse, it's popping a .40 through your brain.

>>38479113
Gonna need that discord.
Any desperate girls in there who want a bf? ;-;

>>38479113
Proofs that you're a girl

>>38478981
Why do you come to the beta-virgin-loser's land?

>>38479154
>>38479219
I'm a biological woman. I was born female, sweetie. I'm not posting any pics because I have respect for myself and the rules of this board

>>38479219
Sorry. No boys or traps allowed. Most of us are taken anyways

>>38479179
>>38479219
Idiots that's just some white guy larping

>>38479237
Why do people go to the zoo? To laugh and gawk at the things in cage.

>>38479263
>most
So give me that lonely desperate girl that can't get a bf. REEEEE

>>38479283
>Idiots that's just some white guy larping
I'm not white, sweetie.

>>38479314
I hope you get raped.

Sincerely: anon

>>38479263
>I'm a biological woman. I was born female, sweetie. I'm not posting any pics because I have respect for myself and the rules of this board
Respect for yourself is the least thing you have. You're here probably looking for an uncover chad.

>>38479317
None of them are desperate enough to date you

>>38479405
Lol I'm engaged to my high school sweetheart. Better luck next time

>>38479471
>Lol I'm engaged to my high school sweetheart.
Get out! Your presence is ruining this board

>>38479471
They just need to stew a little longer. A few more years of loneliness, then they'll settle for me.

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This thread is gay. Let me save it

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>>38479263
Every woman who posts here is just as ugly as the next /r9k/ robot, just with tits.

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Why does /r9k/ have the most girls?

I could be wrong, but no other board that 'I' browse publicly admits they are a girl.

Is /r9k/ sexist?

>>38477109
But they are here, me included. They can have just as fucked up lives as robots have, hence they find their place here.

>>38479561
Because you can't post your tits here so roasties feel special that they don't have to, unlike /b/ where they get shit on until they leave or post tits.

>>38479561
R9k is the playboy mansion of 4chan thats why

>>38479591
My incel ass is telling you that you can't be a robot, sorry.

>>38479561
girls like social drama and sad life story type shit. to gawk and giggle at it all like the soulless beasts they are. they will invade any board like this, even if they don't fit the culture whatsoever. gradually they make it more normie to suit their needs.

>>38478771
That'd be shrinkage.

>>38479658
Sorry to break that to you, I'm a robot (specifically a fembot) maybe if I upgraded my social skills, fixed my fuckedup life, and many many more I could be even a normie...

>>38479846
Stop pretending to be female dude its not funny

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>>38479846
>willingly admitting to want to be a normie
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GTFO ROASTIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>38479846
Ok, what are your problems?

Yes I am a robot and I am a female you stupid faggots :) hate to break it to you but u could never get a qt robot gf like me :)) have fun in your single moms basement while I get all the cute chads :))) love ya xoxo

>>38479951
Not enough funny faces in your comment.

>>38479846
>maybe if I upgraded my social skills, fixed my fuckedup life, and many many more
Elaborate, pls

>>38479887
I'm not pretending, I'm dead serious, I mean it, you need to believe it.

>>38479909
Well why wouldn't I if it meant to be a functional adult that is happy about her life?

>>38479911
Too many to even greentext them. With some of those problems robots could certainly relate, but some of them are just over the top even for robots.

Anyway, fembots do exist and some of them are doing just as bad as you, robots.

>>38480254
>I'm not pretending, I'm dead serious, I mean it, you need to believe it.

Yeah, like believing in god
The only difference is thats easyier to believe in god than in your female existence

This is a series of steps to help thirsty betas on /r9k/ make smarter decisions.
Rule 1: If an anonymous poster reveals they are a "female"; always ask for proof.
Do not waste your time and your hope on a femanon who is not willing to prove she is a femaIe.

Rule 2: Always request a Timestamp
This is the best way of concluding whether or not the "femanon" is not using a misleading photos to hide "her" illegitimacy

Rule 3: If the "Femanon" is unwilling to post a timestamp of her face, vagina, ass, or tits; ask for other forms of proof
>Tampons
>Bra
>Panties
>Shoes (Ideally ones that display the "her" shoe size)
Remember, even if they do provide this proof it could always be a Trap, or a male with access female clothing.

Rule 4: Do not give any contact information to "her" until "she" provides a form of proof that she is female.
If you're going to give histrionic cockteases attention, at least do it properly.

>>38478826
Don't know imperial but 193cm 63-64kg


>pls kill me

>>38478771
sometimes when i have an orgasn my testicles go inside of my body because ive been masturbating too much

they literally hide inside of my body and i cant find them outside

i can feel them popping out and it slightly shrinks them so you can see the expression of uncomfort on my face when they pop out

>>38480463
This happens to me if I lay down

>>38480254
Do you have an email or discord to chat?

>>38480351
Well yes, it boils down to that, because you don't have means to verify if I'm really a fembot and it really doesn't matter to me to keep on convincing you, so believe in what you want.
>>38480043
Sorry, I'm done for tonight and will not give off any more information on me for free laughts.
Just wanted to let robots know that fembots can also have let's call it unsatisfying lives and be social outcasts.

>>38480703
I'm just fine with mostly lurking sometimes posting on 4chan 'anonymously'

>>38481054
Ok then. Have a good night

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>>38481054
>pretending to be female
>pretending to have many problems and a shit life
> not willing to describe one problem or deliver further informations
>writing more than one time for that bathing in attention

Just the usual attention whoring of a "female"
If your life is so shitty and hard where Do you get all this ressources from for your shitposting and whoring?

Like OP said, no females

>>38481127
Good night.

This one is also original.

>>38480372
Says the girl.

>>38481377
You seriously think women would help the beta keks in this shithole? You got a lot of learning to do.

The only women I've met off r9k. Are crazy psycho bitches.

No thanks.

>>38478771
true despair

onigiri