>mom bought another party size bag if doritos

>>38476182
No one's forcing you to eat it

>>38476256
Fuck you, I bet you work for Frito-Lay, you piece of shit. Are you happy now?

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>tfw hard time losing weight all summer
>had to get my wisdom teeth pulled last week
>could barely eat shit but like soup and apple sauce etc.
>lost like 8 lbs so far
>probably going to lose even more cause I'm paranoid about getting shit in my open gums until they heal
Kind of sweet desu, never knew losing was this easy, especially when you have no choice but to stick to a diet out of necessity.

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>>38476182
She didn't buy any tendies though?

REEEEEE

>>38476182
Doritos are nice,but holy shit,fatness:99,9

>>38476182
How far into the bag are you now?

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>>38476182

>tfw down to 170 pounds from 200
>just 10 more pounds from my healthy BMI

Just eat less unhealthy shit, fatass. And count your calories if you have to. That's what I did.

>>38476477
I ate it down to the bottom and feel like shit

>>38476325
Stay on that diet. It hurts like fuck if you stab your gums
t. person missing a tooth

Put it in the freezer works every time

>>38476748
Yeah, it just sucks how long it takes.
Had to watch my sisters clear a pizza yesterday, while I was stuck with soup

>>38478046
Why didn't you just put a couple slices in a blender?

>>38478296
that just sounds disgusting...

>>38478382
Why? Pizzas are already a mishmash of ingredients. There's no way it'd taste any different blended up.

>>38478395
why are you using the "it's the same ingredients so it will taste the same xD" argument? Texture is a huge factor in a food being good or not

So did mine and I refused the bag. Its not hard fatty

>>38478433
It's not even just the same ingredients, it's the same exact everything. The only difference is that it'd basically already be chewed up. Do you not like the texture of pizza after you chew it? Do you just spit it out at that point?

>>38478530
It's not even close to the same. No wonder you are fat, you are incapable of tasting and enjoying food. You aren't even worth explaining this very simple concept to. I never imagined something so disgusting as you could exist. For the sake of the world, please kill yourself.

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Why do moms do this man
My mom buys me 1 cheesecake each day and gets mad if I don't eat it
My name is Phil and she says that 'My Philadelphia needs his cream cheese!'. If I don't eat the cheesecake she stops calling me by my first name for the entire time until I eat the cake
In the past she locked me in my room with a cheesecake until i ATE it. she always buys chocolate and chips and other snacks as well, and she says that if the total weight of snacks in the house ever goes over 10lbs she will beat me for not eating enough (she buys like 2lbs of snacks a day)

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>not even 1
>already at 3500 cals

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>>38478719
Your mum is a feeder anon. Report her. I'm quite sure this is abuse

>>38478880
If he's over 18 then the police won't do anything lol he can just leave since he has no obligation to stay with his mom haha just move out and you won't be "forced" to eat cheesecakes everyday

>>38478719
This is abuse, wtf.

>>38478880
>>38479008
No it is my fault. I eat the cakes and sometimes pretend to me mad if she doesn't buy them by smashing the kitchen

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>>38478719

Legit robots thinking this is real

>>38476182
Why don't you fat fucks just go on a water fast?

>le unhealthy to starve yourself
Lies. For what purpose do you think the body stores fat? If you are fat, work out your muscles for two months then water fast while taking daily 5k-1k walks (depending on fatness) and very lightly work your muscles.

You will be ultra chad level ripped.

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>>38478719
>My Philadelphia needs his cream cheese!

>>38479065
> the one faggot who thinks everything is fake is still posting
Fuck off already. Its very probable. On a website of millions of people that specifically attracts weirdos and losers around the entire English speaking globe and you think a mother having some mental illness must be fake.

Everything is fake if it doesn't support my naive worldview posters need to fuck off.

I'm 5'11 220 lbs. I try to lose weight but can't ever stick with it for more than a few weeks. I really need to move out so I'm not tempted by the food my parents buy.

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>>38478719
Kek
Originally formally

>>38478719
>she locked me in my room with a cheesecake
this is some next level momdom

your mommy is a pioneer, anon

>>38478719
Some mom's (like most jealous women) like to sabotage any efforts of self-improvement in hopes that you never become "too good" for them.

Notice how whenever a woman wants desert she starts badgering others into eating it too?
>"come on who else wants some deep fried cookie dough? OMG it's soooooo goood here anon have a bigger serving then me so I don't look like a fatass"

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>>38478719
>In the past she locked me in my room with a cheesecake until i ATE it

Your mom is mentally ill, anon. This is not a normal "mom thing".
You need to get away from her, before she ruins your health further.

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Get some self control you fucking addict.
You fatties are worse than the drunks or the crackheads.

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>birthday a few days ago
>stopped at Safeway on the way home to get something to treat myself to
>was just gonna buy a single cupcake from the bakery, because I don't have anyone to celebrate with
>decide to buy whole massive vanilla rectangle cake. It will feel more birthday-ey this way, and I'll just eat a little bit now and put the rest in the fridge. Then I can just cut a slice for myself every three or four days. That'll give me something to look forward to for the foreseeable future too, because I'll have cake for weeks!
>get home, put cake on table
>don't get plate, just kind of cut a slice but leave it on cardboardy tray and eat directly from there
>continue to cut more slices and eat them
>slices are getting bigger
>eventually stop cutting slices and just eat bite after bite directly from giant cake mass
>after 30 minutes of stuffing my face, 3/4 of the cake is gone
>decide I need to stop and put rest of the cake in the fridge
>after an hour of abstaining I start opening fridge, peeling back the plastic covering and picking a couple bites of cake off with my fingers, then put plastic covering back on cake and walking away, then coming back 3 minutes later to repeat process
>keep telling myself each time that this will be the last bite
>by tomorrow morning there's only a little bit of cake left
>gather all chunks with giant spoon and eat all remaining cake in one bite

We're all gonna make it.

>>38476182
Mummy keeps buying donuts. So hard to resist.
>>38476256
Fuck you normalfag

You saved a bite for the next day at least

>>38481718
Meant to reply to
>>38480992

Originally formually

>>38476256
>this is what normies actually believe
Original comment
You have been muted for 4 seconds

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>parents cook huge portions for dinner
>big plate heaped with piles of food
>they wolf it down in 10 minutes flat
>wait with annoyance to clean up after
>have to force feed myself to finish quickly
>sometimes feel sick and even gag
>if i leave ANY food they berate me
>try to make my own food & portions
>they guilt me for not eating with them

>>38476331
>guys, am I doing it right? xDDDDDDD

>>38482197
Are your parents fat too?

>>38476182
You fatasses are a disappointment to r9k.

A lot of us were born to be unhappy/work stupidly hard to achieve happiness, yet you have it all and eat it away like the fat pig you are.

Im 230lbs big boy my mum used to feed me to much aswell and then started to say I look fat
I swear she was planning it from the beginning

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>I drink 50 cans of super strength cider a week
>Mother is also fat and serves super sized portions for dinner every night
There's no hope

>>38476335
>... BOOOOOOI (nonasc2 text not allowed)