I wish I was a lesbian so badly my life wouldn't be so troubled

>>38475251
It would be, the grass is just always greener. I'm a dyke and I'm miserable.

>accosted by men you aren't attracted to, when you say your gay they don't believe you
>sexuality has been appropriated by straight girls and pornographers to turn straight guys on
>sex drive drops to zero when your in a relationship
>still ugly
>gay women are still bitches

>>38475846
>>sex drive drops to zero when your in a relationship
this isn't a bad thing as long as you love each other

>>38475251
Lesbians are the unhappiest couples. They also fuck so infrequently once they're in a relationship that they made up a term for it.

>>38475251
Post more giantess lesbian sex pls.

>>38476006
What's the term?

>>38476548
Lesbian bed death

>>38476544
you have a keen eye

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>>38475251
Yuri is the hottest shit desu man

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>>38476824
exactly

I want to be a yuri character. nothing would make me happier.

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>>38475251
It really depends, when I see a nice lesbian couple where both are normal looking I get really happy. When I see a lesbian couple where there is one normal girl and the other is a big tatted shaved head bitch I get a little grossed out. Same thing with gay couples, when one is normal and the other is a flaming fag I also get creeped out.

Homosexual couples where both partners are socially normal people are the best. Movies portray idyllic relationships in general, don't let them get to you. Still though, a normal lesbian relationship is the purest form of love.

>>38476006
is it because married women dont put out as much or is there some fact that lesbians dont have as much sex

>>38476978
I think it might have something to do with the fact that THEY DON'T HAVE PENISES SO THEY CAN'T HAVE SEX

No you don't. Being a lesbian is nothing like yuri. You're pretty much the same tfw no gf loser with a much lower chance of ever getting one because your dating pool is so small.

>>38475251
if you think it's so easy, find me a qt girlfriend

>>38477230
>>38477247
I'd have a higher chance of getting a gf than I do currently

>>38477261
no you wouldn't. there are no lesbians around and if there are, they're all the same butch, loud, tumblrinas that have already dated every other lesbian in a 50-mile radius.

>>38477284
I could date >>38475785

or >>38477247

>>38477295
i am >>38477247

so congrats on finding one whole lesbian on this board other than me. so many options.

>>38475846
>sex drive drops to zero when your in a relationship
Sucks to decide you are a meme "sexuality" because reasons. Go take a dick you fucking vagina hipster.

>>38475251
If you were lesbian life wouldn't be like one of your pornos, it would be exactly like it is now except your dating pool would be 1/20th the current size.

And if you can't get a girl right now with all the straight girls there's no way in hell you're getting one as a dyke. Enjoy having unreciprocated crushes on your (straight) girl friends for the rest of your life.

>>38477313
that's 2 more than 0

>>38477333
But if I was a cute lesbian I could still just let other lesbians hit on me, and being a girl wouldn't make my life any worse thsn it is now. 1/20th of 0 is still 0.

>>38477468
>But if I was a cute lesbian
lesbians aren't like gay guys, unless you go out of your way to advertise you're a lesbian everyone, including other lesbians, will assume you're straight.

>if I was cute
And that's the big catch. If you were good looking man now girls would hit on you or would be appreciative of you hitting on them.

This hypothetical scenario just switches your gender, not your attractiveness.

>1/20th of 0 is still 0
Except its not. Right now you have 95% of women as potential dating partners. If you were a lesbian you'd have 5% of women as your potential dating partners.

>>38475251
>>38475785
>>38477247
Just rub your pussies and drink your grool and you're fine.

>>38475251
except you know lesbians have the highest domestic abuse rates

>>38477334
And you have a hundreds of straight girls here dying for a boyfriend.

>>38477530
I'm fine with being abused

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>>38477548
>And you have a hundreds of straight girls here dying for a boyfriend.
Where are these again? I'm offering to be a bf to some desperate girl.

>>38477575
>tfw no gf who wants to be abused
Let me choke and beat the fuck out of you.

>>38477630
There are tons of threads and robot discords filled with these girls. If you're too much of a fucking autist to manage to catch these as a male straight male, what the fuck makes you think the literal one or 2 other lesbians will be easier for us?

I swear to god, you hetshits are insufferable and retarded.

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>>38477701
Hm.. So if there are discords full of them, why are any of them still single? Maybe because they don't really want a bf, but just free attention and orbiter gifts.
The girls who really want a bf HAVE ONE ALREADY.

Fuck off bint. Go talk to Austria and masturbate on skype together.

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>>38477530
>wish i had known this before getting involved with lots of almost-lesbians
>she cries abuse when i fight back
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>38477247
Problem is I'm not cute. How about you be MY qt gf?

>>38477731
You are literally mentally disabled

>>38477787
but i'm not that cute either
be my ugly gf?

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>>38477790
>doesn't counter any arguments
Seems I'm right.
How about that shlick session with Austria?

>>38477651
Sorry I'm not a girl I'm a boy that wants to be a lesbian

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>>38476544
What's your tolerance?

>>38477802
>be my ugly gf?
LONDON

>>38477630
Dying for Chad bf is what she meant to say. Studies show that women find only 9s and 10s as attractive

>>38475251
but then you would be stuck with being a woman anon.

>>38478916
that sounds FUCKING dope bud

>>38478916
I was raised and surrounded by women, I have the emotional problems of a girl and almost the same complexes. I am so fucked in the head being a girl would be the only worthwhile option. Numbing myself by overdosing on medication and alcohol feels better though.

>>38478916
>stuck with life on easy mode
Alright then