describe your first sexual experience ITT

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>>38474246
Haven't had one. Girls don't even look at me.

>>38474246
Does masturbating counts

>>38474246
Chubby indian literally stuck herself to my arm and I was really drunk, don't remember much else except I had to get up early next day to get to a lecture

>>38474246
>she notices me staring at her chest
>tells me to give them a touch if they're that interesting
>grope tits
>she climbs into my lap and pulls her shirt and bra up and suddenly have tits in my face, and lost all reasoning ability
>grab a cowboy hat and drive to a nearby hotel with her, pay for the room and have awkward first time doggystyle sex
>dick hurts due to phimosis and can't cum due to loss of feeling at the tip and can't go at it jackhammer style
>leave after going at it for 3 hours
>drop her off with the blue balls of death in my crotch
>go home
>fap
>cum the hardest I ever have
>get chlamydia

>tfw 100% of my sexual experiences are just me touching my penis

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i wil tell u when it happens

>>38474246
>meet a guy when I was 19
>we go on a date, my first one
>we go to the pub and drink and play pool
>he tells me to come home with him
>nervous but okay
>we go to his room and makeout and he touches my clothed chest
>tell him I'm a virgin and I'm scared
>"oh ok"
>we watch tv and sleep
>we never went on a date again after that

>go to Asian massage parlor
>Asian woman in her 50s takes me back
>$75 for an hour
>shitty massage
>fifteen minutes left, she goes after the boy and lets me touch her titties
>titties feel fake and her nips are mannish
>won't let me get near her crotch
>prob a tranny
>handjob is so shitty I start to get soft, have to take over and finish myself
>cum w/o any pleasure, tranny-san charges me additional $30 for the privilege of having her watch me cum
>immediately spiral into deep depression and consider kms for the next week

First time another human has touched my penor in a sexual way

>>38474246
First sex was with another guy, when we were both around 5 years old. Fucked my ex gf at 16. I have fucked way more guys throughout my life than that one girl though. Had to go to therapy when I was caught having gay sex when I was young. Shits fucked.

>go to skate park after highschool one day
>do skater shit
>meet skater slut
>talk to her
>have sexual intercourse in the woods by skate park

Thats it really.

i remember my first kiss, and i remember losing my virginity, but i don't remember my first "sexual experience" if you don't count just kissing.

i did a bunch of shit with this completely insane girl when i was like 15/16 but i don't remember any of the "firsts" because, again, she was completely insane and i was pretty much just along for the ride

i can probably gesture at the contours of the emotional experience though:
>surprise by my own lack of anxiety
>the feeling that she was way more into everything than i was
>my mind racing: what do i do now? i've watched 2000 videos of girls masturbating, i guess i'll just try to recreate those in the third person
>constantly thinking to myself about rhythm, pacing, counting in my head "one, two, three, four, one, two..."
>all the nice things she said about me, my body, etc. were nice, but never stuck because i don't think i cared all that much
>genuine surprise that girls get wet. knew this, vaguely, from porn, but its something you gotta see IRL to understand

Awkward

>been in a "relationship" with this girl for a good couple weeks already
>refuses sex because she's "not ready"
>one day asks me how many girls have I porked before
>none
>she freaks out, stops responding to calls for a day
>says she's a virgin and wanted an "experienced" guy to change that
>says that she can't trust me with taking her virginity if I'm a virgin myself
Ok whatever
>finally she declares herself ready
>on two separate occasions I fail to fuck her though because of going limp once the rubber is on
>a great solid hard-on the entire foreplay, but the moment fricking rubber comes on it instantly deflates
>she's visibly nervous which doesn't help
>on the third occasion actually penetr8
>she's red on the face and has a terrified look
>I become uncomfortable too and do tiny little shallow strokes
>it's awkward as heck
>eventually she says it's enough
>none of us came

>>38474246

It was with a pillow

>>38474246
I'm starting to think /r9k/ gets laid the most of all the boards.

>>38474460
basically none of the other boards (besides /b/, /lgbt/, and /soc/, which are all terrible) would ever have this kind of thread because it would probably be against the rules.

like maybe everybody in /3/ is constantly getting boned, but you'd never hear about it there. only here, really.

>be me 15 y/o neet
>meet 14 y/o fat bullied beta on vampirefreaks
>go to her place for and do everything except secks, she's bad and pathetic at everything
>leave her because constantly whining about being bullied etc
>go to a summer camp, meet 7/10 but skanky girl
>get kicked out of summer camp for fighting with 5'2 alpha wannabe
>hook up afterwards
>bring her back to my place
>fuck her and her tight hole like a pornstar all night
>find out she's pregnant afterwards but she wont talk to me
>she has a kid
>turns out she had a bf so i contact him
>he doens't care i fucked her and tells me the kid is his
>forget about her but not the sex

>first year of college
>at off-campus party
>lots of underage drinking
>see cute/curvy black girl lingering around
>start chatting with her in the kitchen while getting more beers
>suddenly police at front door
>she grabs my hand and we scoot out the back
>walk around neighborhood. tell her I can't go back to my place since it's a dorm and my roommate is "entertaining"
>she brings me back to hers
>sit on couch chatting and we start making out
>it's right in front of the window so she takes my hand and leads me to the bedroom
>clothes start coming off
>tell her I'm still a virgin and she says that's fine
>making out naked on her bed
>she rolls me on my back and sucks my cock
>few minutes later she's sliding a condom on and starts riding me
>I cum in about 5 seconds
>she says we'll just give it a few minutes and lays with her head on my chest and playing with my cock
>takes the condom off, blows me until I'm hard again, wraps it and starts riding me again
>rides me until she cums twice (I'm one and done)
>sleep cuddled together all night
>she blows me good-bye in the morning
>never saw her again

>Grow up on a farm
>Lots of family friends and farm hands around typically
>One of Dad's buddies is using our shower
>Calls out for me to grab him a towel
>Bring it and see that he's uncut
>Ask why his is different than mine
>Shows me how to work the skin up and down
>Guides my hand to stroke his cock while he strokes mine
>Dares me to put it in my mouth
>Suck him a little
>Have dry cum
>Get a mouthful of jizz and get told to swallow it
>Promises to teach me more if I keep our secret

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>>38474246
>18 year old virgin
>best mate was having an 18th so I swung by
>invited his neighbour who was also 18 but immigrated recently and didn't have any friends
>talked to her for about an hour
>sends me an awkward facebook message asking if I wanted to get drinks
>after 3 weeks and a couple dates we agree to fuck
>get condoms
>they don't fit
>awkwardly flop on each other for a bit
>break her hymen but neither of us come

I mean we're still dating 5 years later but yeah it wasn't great

>Chad roommate in college
>Bro Chad always tries to keep me included in things and get me out of my shell to minor success
>End up getting an apartment together to get out of the dorms
>First real Chad/Stacy party, mostly hide out in my room
>Knock on my door from Bro Chad
>"Dude, we're about to run a train on this girl. You want in?"
>Awkwardly agree
>Head back to his bedroom to see a girl getting banged by some hard bodied guy
>He cums in her as Bro Chad steps up
>Fucks her missionary and tells me to get undressed and let her suck me
>Get half hard
>Bro Chad cums and tells me to lay down
>Girl gets up and straddles me
>See multiple loads of cum leaking out of her onto my cock
>Think about objecting before she sits down and easily takes it all
>Rides for a few seconds before I cum
>She pulls off and immediately goes on to the next guy
>Go back to my room

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I wore my sister's pantyhose and masturbated to it

was cool

>6yrs: girl shows me her spread pussy and pees in front of me
>7yrs: manipulate a group of boys to get naked with me, that's it
>8-11yrs: get boys to show me their erections out of curiosity
>11yrs: fool around with younger brother, arousal but no stimulation
>13yrs: nearly suck a cousin's friend's dick, didn't get round to it
>14yra: girl asks me out and displays obviously risque intentions towards me theough her ibteractions with her friends, blow it by being retarded and not knowing how to experience intimate feelings

I would put all those these as my 'first' experience because I have never had an encounter of deliberate mutual sexual activity, in all encounters I had no real idea of what I was doing. Now I'm a 19yr old schizoid with just about every fetish under the sun and a complete feeling of alien terror at the thought of being so vulnerable as to allow sexual intimacy with another person.

I didn't want to be broken guys.

>Performing arts summer camp
>Girl approaches me
>"Anon, do you want to fool around?"
>"This is no time to fool around. We need to learn our lines."

>Years later
>Realize what 'fool around' means

Life isn't fair.

>26 years old virgin
>Have a girl in my friend circle who desperately wants my dick
>Like, for real, she ran after it for 2 years straight.
>She tries many many times, but my beta ass won't budge
>27 years old
>doesn't see her for a long while
>inbetween, I tried to hook up with a girl and failed pathetically
>already low self esteem at lowest
>Oh, forementionned girl who is into me shows up again
>think nothing of it, but she still shows interest.
>Decide whatever. I mean something has got to happen eventually
>I invite her home to play Super Mario Bros 3(I shit you not)
>We finish the game
>go to sleep
>we try to fuck
>too nervois and too awkward to do shit
>nothing happens
>try many other times, still nothing
>It's awkward and we're both in a bad phase of life so we end up dumping each other
>few months later, 28 years old
>She suddenly comes back
>we decide to date for a while
>eventually have explosive, spontaneous sex
>We fuck every single day for a month straight
>Best sex of the universe
>Shit anon, where's the trick
>She was leaving oversea and I knew even before we dated
>She leaves
>my heart is broken
>no sex is better than what I had with this girl
>heart still broken, life is unfair.

>>38474246
>university freshman
>rush week
>sorority pledge wants me to sign her book of do's
>do is to find twiggy robot (me) and suck his dick
>uh, I don't understand but meet her in her dorm room
>soon as I enter she's on her knees, pulls peepee out and sucks for 30 seconds and I hear laughing in a dark corner
>fellow sorority sisters were hiding to confirm
>yank pants up, stumble to the door, ears burn from embarrassment as peepee shrinks
>last I hear is sorority pledge ask other girls if that was enough

Reminder that if you are not a virgin you are a normie and must leave

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>>38475122
make me

oregano

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>>38474246
>originallly implying

>be in 9th grade
>catholic school holiday
>bunch of us decide to go to movies
>since only catholic school holiday theater is just about empty during the day
>we spread out with extra seats between us for coats
>I'm on the end
>movie starts and I see a guy walk in
>he looks around at the nearly empty theater and ends up sitting next to me
>few minutes later he starts rubbing my arm
>I don't react
>then he starts rubbing my leg
>feels good and start to pop wood
>he leans over and tells me to meet him in the mens room in five minutes. gets up and leaves
>sit there thinking what I should do
>decide to go
>walk into the mens room and he's standing by a stall
>motions for me to join him
>he sits on the toilet and starts opening my pants
>not sure what he wants but have this thrilled feeling
>pulls my pants down and starts sucking on my 4" cock
>feels good
>keeps going until I cum. at that point it was just a watery shot
>he says thanks and leaves
>I go back to my seat
>go back to the mens room a couple of times to see if he's still there but he's long gone

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>>38475205
>go back to the mens room a couple of times to see if he's still there but he's long gone

>>38474246
A female friend of mine gave me a relatively short peck on the lips while we were both pinging on MDMA

That's also my last sexual experience.

>take a wad of dollar bills unfold it
>stick hundo in mouth and take it out
>saliva as lube
>jack of with salivated hundred dollar bill
>"girugamesh!!!!!"
>cum the best cum i've ever had in my life

beat that

>>38474353
I don't believe you desu. Not the part where you're a virgin but the part where a guy has a problem with it. Most guys, especially normies, love a virgin

>>38475250
Got my dick sucked for the first time. I wanted more.

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>>38474246
>at bar
>middle aged-looking woman comes up to me and offers to buy me a drink
>already reasonably hammered so i sorta manage to squeeze out a "yeah sure"
>she keeps looking into my eyes really intensely and i just kinda autistically giggle a bit
>i get my drink and after i take a sip i get a lil woozy
>vaguely remember her telling me that she'll go ahead and give me a ride home because i'm so drunk
>that night, had super weird dream about being tied to a chair while that same lady sucked my dick
>she forced me to cream all over her dress
>i think i was crying but idk why
>wake up in drivers seat of my car
>in the bar parking lot
>weird markings on my wrists

totally blew it. i was so close to fucking her too. that's the closest i've come to having sex

>>38474318
That night you became Chlamydia Jones??

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>Peepee got hard from watching porn
>Saw that fapping thing on the internet
>Rub my dick
>Feels good
>Rub it so hard I cum

>>38475601
lmao imagine getting date raped

the absolute state of this poster

>best friend sleeping next to me morning after we chilled at my place
>she takes a shower and goes back to sleep in a towel
>rolls over and it opens
>pull it off her and admire her naked body
>she wakes up
>roll her over so she's lying flat on her back
>we look into each other's eyes
>kiss
>suck on her tits
>finger her and lick a bit down there, no idea what I'm doing
>can't really get it up so can't put it in
>she uses her hand to get it hard
>fuck her a while, feels nothing like my hand
>get soft
>it's ok anon
>we clean up

fucked her a couple times more after and came, sex was definitely better too.

>Be 11
>slightly older girl lifts shirt and shows bra to me and friend in alley near my house
>Lets us touch one boob each
>Dick is diamonds
>Few seconds later she says stop
>Me and my friend talk about it all day pretty much.
>Most I've ever gotten since then except a time I was offered sex and spaghetti'd out

>seven years old
>playing go fish with family
>go to bed
>degenerate 23 year old brother comes in
>he's clearly drunk
>im literally wearing only a bathrobe
>he opens it and starts rubbing my thighs
>tell him to stop
>moves hand up to puss puss
>ohshit
>fingers me
>breaks hymen
>im sobbing
>he leaves without a word

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>playing roblox and banting with underage b&'s
>autisticlly pick up qt block gorl
>share lame but endearing life stories
>my block gf describes herself masturbating
>masturbate for the first time
>shoot blanks
>continue growing a harem
>quit
>20 y/o khv
>can't date online due to anxiety now
At least I had some kind of experience, something messed me up a few years later though.

>>38476344
>All those online qts who used to hit on me and who I used to flirt with

Some were probably just catfish trying to get nudes out of me but I didn't do anything with them and I know for sure some were legit.

>>38474246
>Be me 4 years ago
>Hanging out with girl from highschool her 3rd year of college
>I was friends with her in hs
>Anyway we were hanging out because we haven't seen each other in 3 years
>It gets late
>Too tired to drive
>She says I can sleep in her dorm
>She motions to her bed
>Get in her bed
>She gets in bed
>Spooning
>She takes off her shirt
>Just wearing her bra
>Ok she sleeps shirtless that's normal
>She takes off her bra
>She puts her hands arouund her back and grabs my wrists and pulls my hands to her breasts
>Start feeling her c cup boobs
>Get erect
>She falls asleep
>We both fall asleep
,>Anyway
>Wake up
>We are both fucking horny
>She pulls my boxers off
>Straddled over me
>Gets a condom from her bedside table
>She puts it on me and rides my dick
>Cum

>>38475343

Top kek wat

>>38474385
Do you think your 5yo experience "made" you gay? Do you live in fear of the social consequences nowadays?

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>>38476811
Even if they were catfish I'd probably still not be mad, I mean no one else has shown so much interest in me than those people - maybe pedophiles are just trying to fix the lack of love in young boys lives by showering them with attention, what outstanding gentlemen.

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>>38474964
of all the degenerate shit normies do, this one is the most incredible. How is this not fucking weird to them? In our age of nohomo you'd think they would consider fucking the same girl within 24h to be gay.

Was it rape? Was she drugged or just enjoyed it too?