Job interview @ 11
It's 6 a.m. Been up all night.
Hour drive to interview.
Dad's going to leave for work by 7.
Then im gonna jerk it.
This will probably make me fall asleep and miss my interview.
Even if I do make it, I'm going to be braindead from no sleep.
So I best jerk it as soon as dad leaves
Fuck
What kind of job is it? Fug
>>38473584
Customer service
Oooo
tfw you messed up the private torrent tracker interview lasting over an hour, I get two more trys, why even life
"Just remember son, walk right up to the manager and look him in the eye. Give him a firm handshake and the jobs yours."
>>38473981
Thanks dad
Ooooooooooo what to beat it to
>>38474206
cute traps, what else
>>38473530
This level of anxiety isn't normal
>>38474260
Now I'm just considering skipping the interview.
But I gotta borrow mom's car to sell the lie.
Might just got to McDonald's and eat 20 dollars worth of mcmuffins and flap jacks instead
Really wish kfc buffet was open for breakfast
There's a golden corral near where the interview is.. They might have fried chicken for breakfast