Describe your pubes in haiku

Blade swiftly passing
They fall like leaves of autumn
The serpent grows cold

Dad is a damn jew
I inherited curl pubes
Fucking normies reeee

Black tangled jungle
Once shaved in case I got laid
A pointless effort

Otherwise untamed,
The shrubbery must be clipped.
It is not a child's.

>>38469600
Shaved for my grilfriend
She does the same thing for me
I don't belong here

>>38469600
patchy and smelly
wish you fuckers would stay gone
wish i were a girl.

Why do you hurt me
My balls are too sensitive
I just want you gone

Standard, crops grow tall
when does harvest time arrive?
Never, for no one.

Those are good
I like taking cock anally
Up my ass

>>38469925
This is beautiful. Saved.

>>38469600
My pubes are alright
Stop asking stupid questions
You fucking faggot

i like to let them show
so i shave them like normal
now it fucking itches