What should I order from Amazon? Max of $100

>>38468408
>What should I order from Amazon? Max of $100

buy 40 panties

>>38468408

1) A good history of philosophy
2) a nice pen
3) a nice leather bound journal
4) a cool 60 minute timer
5) a few poker chips

6) Once they arrive, study for 1 hour and earn a poker chip each time

after so many poker chips, reward yourself with something

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a high quality dildo/vibrator

>>38468408
Alpha is pure and is not to be used for the OP of a shit thread. Please stop what you're doing.

https://www.amazon.com/Venus-Real-Masturbator-Regular-Firmness/dp/B00711FU42

This shit man, feels good

>order flesh light
>forget what day its delivered
>go out to a chinese restaurant with family
>mom says, "Oh, anon. Your amazon package came in today, figure it's just a few books so I grabbed it for you to open."
>gives you the box, everyone watching

>>38468408
Origami paper
Origami book

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Join the most radical Sudanese paper fishnet folding community on the internet

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>>38468462
This man right here has the right idea.

as many kekistani flags as you van afford

>>38468542

mom says, "Oh, anon. Your amazon package came in today, figure it's just a few books so I grabbed it for you to open."
>gives you the box, everyone watching

I felt my stomach twist when i read that

The biggest dragon dildo you can find.

>>38468462
He can reward himself a hundred dollars.