Autism Shoes General

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Check out these shiny new bad boys. You could really get some math homework done wearing these kicks

peak dad form:

New Balance sneakers with white tube socks
tee shirt from the grand canyon tucked in
cargo shorts w/ belt
baseball cap for the team of the region you're in

Bonus points for:
grass stains on shoes
bass pro shop hat instead of sports
sunglasses with the stupid string thing so you have them dangling around your neck
obesity
a boat

>>38468352
replace those nikes with some asics and you're golden

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>>38468515

So basically this guys outfit then?

>>38468533

>implying Asics don't manufacture B tier autism shoes

Come the fuck on, Monarchs are arguably the greatest of all autism shoes.

>>38468901
That's basically me right there except I'm older than him.

>>38468901
Add 10 years, short black socks, 20 lbs, a wedding band and greying blond hair and that's me.

True dad fashion is unintentional I guess

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do these count as autism shoes?

>>38468352
I don't even know what brand my shoes are. I bought them from walmart for like $15 dollars lol. Who gives a fuck about shoes though? Black people, girls, and gays.

>>38469694
Nope. I see people wearing those everyday. They're a good $80 too.

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/r/malefashionadvice shoes

>>38468901
MORIN

>>38468901
tfw i used to wear fucking cargo shorts

man, first semester of freshman year of uni was brutal

>>38469126
>>38469664

Whoever buys your clothes is playing a cruel joke on you.

>>38469743
>Who gives a fuck about shoes though?

You forgot every single man who gets to fuck women.

>>38469879

Only total dudebros are able to get away with cargo shorts past highschool.

>>38470018
>Whoever buys your clothes is playing a cruel joke on you.
I buy my own clothes thank you very much. I've already completely given up and I prioritize comfort and utility over style.

I have the limited edition Mortal Kombat shoes.

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I must ask you to step aside, plebians

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>>38468352
I've literally bought the same pair of shoes from the Aldos for the last 10 years. When one pair wears out I go buy another. I don't even put any thought or effort into it. Feels good, looks good, not expensive.

>>38468352
Why do people wear sneakers past teenage years bold sides during sporting?
They aren't even good for your feet. Wearing padded shoes all the time give you weak arches in your 40s. Flat sloes are good for you
Nice leather lasts forever and can be repaired. You guys all got memes by marketing

>>38470018
Shorts in general look terrible anyway. Might as well pick something functional and comfy.

>>38470076

Oh, so you're playing a vicious and nasty joke on yourself.

>>38470132
>looks good

>topkek m8o good ruse!

>>38470138

>dress like a middle aged middle management drone guiz!

>>38470147

There's nothing wrong with wearing shorts made for adults in appropriate situations. Wearing cargos or board or basketball shorts when you're not taking part in sport or 14 years old is autism.

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Bottom left is current shoe
Need to get new shoes soon
Others are past shoe choices

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>>38470262

>nobody asks you to post your shoes
>post your ugly cheap shitty shoes anyway

>>38470207
>in appropriate situations
You can only wear shorts at the most casual of situations anyway. Shorts are for days when I don't give a shit.
I have 2 pairs of "normal" shorts and one pair of cargos but that's the one I end up wearing most often. If I want to look elegant I'm not going to wear shorts.

>>38470294
>Nobody asks you to be this upset
>be this upset anyway
>have an entire folder dedicated to shoes
K

>>38470310
Nobody should ever wear shorts except for athletic shorts and only when working out

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>>38470310

It's really not particularly difficult to wear grown up shorts, anon.

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>>38470323

>lashing out this pathetically after getting BTFO!

>>38470412
I'm not saying it's difficult. I know how shorts should fit. What I'm saying is they don't look particularly great even if your fit follows all the rules.

>>38470574

Are you some stumpy legged mother fucker with a fat girls ass or something?

Well fitting shorts and the right clothes and shoes look fine.

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>>38470098

Oh wow. These really exist.

>>38470609
No, I'm pretty athletic.
Yes - shorts look "fine". As in, nobody's going to notice or care about what you're wearing. So if you're wearing shorts because it's hot outside, great. But if you're wearing them to look stylish, you're misguided.

>>38470752
>So if you're wearing shorts because it's hot outside, great. But if you're wearing them to look stylish, you're misguided.

And yet it's entirely possible to do both with minimal effort.

>>38470780
You know what else is entirely possible to do both with minimal effort? Your mom.

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>>38470435
If you say so insecure closeted gay guy who collects pictures of autistic looking guys to comment on men's shoes.

>>38470412
I'm telling you its fucking gay no matter what you do officer dangle

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Are these autism shoes?j

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>he doesnt wear Roshes

>>38470018
>Only total dudebros are able to get away with cargo shorts past highschool.
>tfw 30, wearing cargo shorts for the last 15 years and not giving a fuck

>>38471050
Yea
Brand name

>>38470882

Huuuuuuurrr

Thanks for admitting I'm right after all this time, numale.

>>38470969

>trying this hard

>>38471003

Is this post meant to be funny, or...?

I'll tell you what's gay - cock in your anus. Dressing well and not being an autistic retard who dresses like a preteen boy is not.

>>38471124

>implying anyone cares what a 30 year old omega male gives any fucks about

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Reminder - this is what the people defending autism shoes and cargo shorts actually look like

>>38471214
damn anon, you have problems

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>Wannabe Chad/Tyrone shoes

>>38471255

So does everyone else on this board. But at least my problem isn't looking like my mother buys all my clothes.

>>38471303

I didn't realise people still wore those. Imagine being that backwards or clinging to your past

>>38471241
nothing wrong with cargo shorts senpai
I see normies wear them very often around here
t. slav

>>38471352
>nothing wrong with cargo shorts senpai

Isn't it your bedtime or something? You don't want to be tired for middle school tomorrow

>>38470132
Square toe shoes? Are you fucking serious? Those are the ugliest and most autistic shoes on this list. I can't even I'm the outfit you wear with those things.

>>38471109
2014 called brah, they want their shoes back

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>>38471368

I'm picturing pleated tan chinos and a well tucked in, ill fitting shirt.

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>current year
>not rocking a pair of straight fire box fresh Monarchs

>>38471320
>So does everyone else on this board.
Good point.

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are these autism shoes? asking for a friend.

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>>38471871

They're effectively beige in human form shoes.

>>38471871
They aren't fashionable but they aren't autism, so maybe right where you aim to be. Okay with jeans.

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>>38472256

These jeans?

>>38471336
Air Force 1s? They are nikes best shoes

>>38472417
Autism jeans I don't think so my friend. Kirkland Signature jeans bought in 12 packs from your local Costco are the American working man's jeans. Versatile, comfortable, and stylish these jeans are perfect for the office, relaxing at home, working on craft projects with your sparetime and funerals. They're the go to jeans for all occasions and all weather conditions. When you wear Kirkland Signature jeans you're not just putting on a great pair of jeans you're also joining the the Kirkland family that symbolizes a community that values a get it done attitude and isn't afraid of hard work like these not like those entitled millennials. Kirkland Signature, jeans that are just as comfortable sitting at desk, putting up drywall or fishing on a lake. The go to brand for working hard and playing even harder. Kirkland Signature, isn't it about time to join the club?

No wonder you're virgins, if a girl sees you wearing any of this shit she'll stop seeing you a person. Sadly that's how shallow they are, I remember fat/ugly rich kids in high school being popular with girls because they knew how to dress. I'm not telling you to be a fa/ggot but giving a fuck about you wear actually pays off if you're not doomed from the start to begin with (manlet, obese, unironically autistic)

>>38468352
Not just wearing ...
>Chucks
>Vans
>Low Profile Nikes
>Actual Good Running Shoes Like Asics or Brooks
>Toms
>Sperrys

Anything else, all can be acquired for dirt cheap from local excess stores.

>>38472485

Top ruse old chum.

>>38472653

>>Brooks

Nobody under the age of 40 actually wears these, do they?

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Are my shoes autistic?
Pls rate

>>38473557

You're severely autistic for posting them for attention

>>38471365
He made that post in the 9 in the morning

>>38473557
Not autistic, but quit being a faggot about it.

>>38473652

Honestly, I have no idea why you thought you needed to post, but feel free to kill yourself.

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The only shoes I own are a pair of Margiela GATs.

>>38473746

>being so autistic you post your shoes in an autism shoes thread

>>38471241
Cargo shorts don't deserve all the hate

>>38469694
Thot shoes. THOTS BEGONE.