Frogs and Feels Irish Pub

>>38467767
Give me all the alcohol your moral compass will allow, please.
I must destroy myself such that I may rebuild.

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>>38467786
He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.

It's on the house.

>>38467767
Can I get a blowjob?

>>38467767
some COW milk please

>>38467767
Triple shot of neat gin, a pint of Sapporo, and a cup of tea.

I'll be here all night.

I need a pitcher of melon balls.

I think these threadds are to help robots who drink feel like they have their own bar to come to in their home/room that caters to their feels instead of doing at a real bar, were at least in cities no one wants that kind of presence.

I wonder how big of a conspiracy it is...

I know I used to hit up bar all the time but until I realized most people would leave when I entered I stopped, I think I gave of a very strong psychic energy that no one liked very much.

I wonder what the nature of that is...

>>38468270
Did you get blacked out and do something terrible at some point

im drinking alone outside on my phone on r9k end mu life soon please

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>>38467767
I turned 26 two minutes ago.
I always feel blue at my birthdays, probably cause no one bothers to remember outside Facebook telling them, which in my book it doesn't count.

I would buy a drink but im broke right now.
Can I just sulk here?

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>>38468132
Here. You can have this blowjob on the house

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>>38468220
Here you go my man. Purely bovine.

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>>38468292
No, I just sat there without talking to anybody looking at my phone, I was probably the most still person in the bar everytime.

I never acted loud or crazy or anything.

Just very Elliot-ish

>>38468317
The drink you faggot

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>>38468239
Good to hear. What's on your mind?

>>38468270
I wish I knew of a /comfy/ bar. I'd be there all the damn time. I wonder if people were actually leaving because of you? If you just kept to yourself I don't imagine it'd be much of a problem.

>>38468305
You sitting on a curb or something? Patio?

>>38468306
Happy birthday my dude. You can sulk here all night. Have a drink on the house.

>Date grill for two years
>breaks up with me out of nowhere to "improve herself"
>wants to be friends
>probably fucking chad
>drunk as shit rn
>fuck

>>38468412
How long ago was this?

My 2 cents. You're the only person that matters in your life. Unwind for now and then focus on becoming the person you want to be. She was just a stepping stone.

>>38468405
i went for a walk to clear my head now i am sitting the highway overpas like an edgy teen i like to play "frogger with the cars passing under desu

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>>38468389
The drink is going to take us a while

>>38468468
Sounds kinda nice actually. Mind taking a picture? Personally one of my favorite pass-times is getting stoned and wandering around at night paranoid as shit and avoiding people.

>>38467767
I think I'll have some whiskey

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>>38468495
Good choice.. Enjoy.

>>38468494
Sounds comfy

original y wea

My dad lost his job and is stressed out and drinking. He just dropped a shitload of crockery and was coughing like a sick man earlier.

I stopped getting drunk about two weeks ago. I still do it when I'm with people but not alone anymore. It doesn't feel good, I'm dying for a drink.

It's a weird situation cause he was really angry at me for being such a drunk just weeks ago, now I'm doing my best to not drink and he's drunk as fuck.

I'd have a whiskey but I'm trying not to drink, as much as I'd like to.

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>>38467767
can i get uuuuuuh... vodka and ice please. the day aproaches for me, in less than a week i begin the path to becoming a soldier. i'm scared keep, i said i'd do anything to get out of this town, but for some reason i'm scared to leave. guess that means i won't be a robot anymore either.

>>38467767
I have a terrible secret
im actually feeling alright
Can i have a really gay and girly drink?

Guinness, please.

Why am I still here? Just to suffer?

Every morning, I can feel her hair... And her skin... Even her breath.

The girlfriend I've lost... The intimacy I've lost... Won't stop hurting. It's like she's still there.

You feel it too, don't you?

>>38467767
Buffalo trace neat thanks, and a VB.

Im about to head to work for a few hours, but ill be back to relax and chat in a few hours.

Put this on for the juke box https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8ZUV9IBEXY&ab_channel=DeathCabforCutie

Red wine and water, please.

So a little over a week ago my ex-girlfriend abruptly ended our 3 month relationship (my first relationship), because she felt "trapped".

In order to find "closure" I'm meeting with my ex at a little barbecue in about two weeks with some mutual friends. I still feel a lot of anxiety towards seeing her, but I feel like I'm passed the point where I want to get back with her. Not really sure what I'm going to say or do once we have our first post-breakup conversation. I had so many questions about why she broke up with me and what changed between us, but I don't really care anymore.

I feel like I'm back on square one. Feeling tfw no gf, only now I'm no longer a 26 year old KHHV and I know what I'm missing. I want to go on tinder, go out for a drink in town, all that self-esteem crushing stuff. I want a girlfriend. I wonder if I'm going too fast. 3 months is pretty short, but I experienced a lot of new things in those 3 months.

Should I wait for any residual subconscious feelings for my ex to subside, or should I get my autistic ass back into the whole dating thing that I've failed so miserably at for the past 13 years?

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I'll give you lads some bumps

>>38471541

That image makes me want one of those beers so much. I just imagine them being so refreshing and good, straight out of that machine.

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>>38471568
Yep they probably are. There are even some machines which serve draft like Soda machines do at the movies.

I'd like a cold beer and a hot Ramen from one of the Hot meal vending machines.

>>38468412
Nah. Drop her like dead weight.

>>38467767
Hey barkeep! I went to a betalord's cuckshed(literal) tonight, and we watched him stream LoL while drinking.

Now I'm back at my cuckshed(metaphorical) just drinking my own beers and watching animus.

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Have a another one.
BUMPAROO
BUMPAROONOO

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Going to give you guys some bumps.
Try to keep this thread alive

Give me a Dark and Stormy, barkeep
I think I'm Trans and it's fucked me up

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>>38472420
Not sure if the Barkeep is around, help yourself to the board.
You're probably not actually trans.
It's the hormones in the water supply and the Psyops on the board trying to brainwash you

>>38472507
I don't know man
I been on Test blockers for a week now and it feels good. Idk maybe I'll repress and join the military

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>>38472524
>i think I'm trans
>taking Test Blockers
>Sterilizing yourself on a whim
I hope you're alive in 5 years time anon.
So many men fall for this meme and it's so sad.

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comfy bumps.
I'll help you out

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BARTENDER! BARTENDER! WHERE ARE YOU

Cup of black coffee and a Macallan 12 year, neat.

Or should I say NEET, amirite?

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>>38473712

Well I guess I'll just help myself then.

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pouring myself some port
you guys think it's possible to live happily in opposition to nature's programming of seeking relationships and reproducing? seems like it isn't

>>38473803
>>38473889
It's a shame these threads don't run themselves.

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Making sure the bar stays open till a Bartender returns.

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I think the bartender died, so I'll just go ahead and snag this..

>>38473889
Probably not, but you can be the one that proves it wrong anon.

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>>38468412
im in a similar situation here lad, I wish she just stayed gone and didnt try and contact me. Im so conflicted now, I know im going to have to tell her to go away again but shes being so friendly

>>38474675
Real issue with these threads is you need a bartender here to run it.

>>38474717

Don't be the back burner boy. You can be cordial, whatever, but don't fall for it

>>38467767
Circa 1920 absinth.. served in a tall glass wedged between the perky boobs of a virgin nun

>>38474755
You'll have to serve yourself lads
Bartender is absent

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>>38474755
Bar man died, anon. Check the bar. You might find some virgins here, but not the kind you're looking for

I got a 10/10 gf that isnt a stacy and cares about me a whole lot,shes a real keeper. only thing is we live so far apart and im still about a month off my driving license so we dont see eachother often. Suggestions?

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>>38474735
you helped me steel my will and send the message asking her to leave me be and I sent it, I just feel sad now, I wish it didnt have to be this way

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>>38474726
Yeah, if I wanted to get my own drinks I would just stay at home
>>38474858
Take a train or a bus and expedite your way to that pussy..also are you even old enough to be in a bar?

My company is sending me on a three day business trip together with the project manager. I asked him if he had a spare bag he could lend me since I only have a giant suitcase. Before he answered, a junior employee said he had one he could lend me. Great.

The next day the senior manager of the project asked to have a word with me. He tells me I need to use my own bag.

Is this fucking weird or am I crazy?

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>>38474928
Letting go is a tough thing man. But having that feeling of "maybe we can work this out again" turns you into an orbiter
>>38474968
That's fucking weird as shit dude

>>38467767
What's up my dude?
Give me a cider like a good man. Been wageslaving for the past few weeks.

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>>38475049
Barman either died, ran away, or quit. Gotta get yourself a drink. I'll go ahead and snag me some of these. Since I'm back here though, what cider?

>>38474858
Well let's be practical.... fuck some other girls while you have the chance!

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>>38475049
...well you get the generic brand then..

>>38475072
Thanks
How's life with you senpai?
Here's our discord:
/R2Jh9rf

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>>38475182
Boring, tiring and all around pretty bland. Nothing really interests me anymore except chainsmoking and browsing the internet. Thinking about buying some DXM to switch stuff up

>>38475072

Man I loved that beer. So many amazing memories drinking just one or two of 'em after class to wind down.

Went out of town for business. Came back and found out my best friend had taken the opportunity to go out on some dates with the girl I was planning to ask out when I got back. Dunno what I expected to happen, this is pretty much my life. Everyone else always wins. Now I can't stop picturing them hanging out together, alone, in my apartment. I know they went into my room to play some stupid joke. Now I just don't want to be in my own home

A glass of Ruination would be nice

>>38475281
did he (your friend) know?

>>38475244
I know that feelio dude. DXM would be pretty nice right about now. I'm just gonna wait for my DCK to arrive though instead.

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>>38475279
It's still around. There's one store near me that has 30 racks in the beer cooler room all the way in the back of the store. Cheap, creamy, and smooth as fuck. My dad was not lying when he said it was the best beer he ever had
>>38475281
Since I'm still back here, there ya go. I don't know how clean that glass is by the way. Dude sounds like a fuck man. Bros before hoes has no value anymore I guess? Doesn't sound like much of a friend, but do you really think that Fuck would do the dirty in your room?

>>38475311
No, he didn't. I think I'm going to have to tell him though, I don't want him bringing her around our apartment while I'm there, which I actually think he's planning on doing from what he said.

Just feels shitty, he intentionally did it while I was out of town, was he waiting for me to not be there to do something? I really just don't feel good about it. I actually thought I had a shot, but I guess I gave him a great opening by fucking off for a week.

>>38475355
No, he wouldn't, I just know they were in there. I don't think they did anything, I just don't like that they were in my room. I usually don't care if people go in my room at all, just the context of it makes me feel fucked up.

>>38475355
>>38475279
>>38475072
Try some Cali Creamin' and you'll see that cream ale is shit in comparison

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>>38475318
I had to bust out my phone for that one, but sounds like I'd be down to try it. It's been ages since I've done DXM, so it'll have some nice nostalgia. Find a park, pop the headphones in, and cruise on that swing set

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>>38475397
Worth a shot man. If I see it I'll try it out
>>38475396
Sounds like he kinda knew if he waited for you to be out of town to make a move..best talk to him and see if it might just be a coincidence

>>38475484
Well, he might have known but I didn't tell him. He mentioned at one point that he thought she was cute but he wasn't going to date her which is hilarious now. He also called me clueless last night when it comes to relationship shit, which just felt great right after he told me he was dating the girl I fell for.

I'm fucked up from this man, I'm so mad and depressed. I don't fucking get why everything good happens to someone else

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>>38475561
That's some straight A bullshit man. Gotta talk with him though, if only for your sanity. And, hey, if you can try to find the bright side, it sounds like he was too chickenshit to try anything with you around. So you have that going for you

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Good morning. Virgin Bloody.

I woke up with a cringe memory.
>college business presentation on something to do with business strategy in business partnerships
>keep using the phrase "seeking arrangements"
>later realize that phrase is the name of a fucking sugar daddy website

I wonder how many people noticed? I'm a guy so it's not like they'd suspect me of using it. I think I chose that phrase because that was around the time the ashley madison dump happened and I read an article that mentioned seeking arrangements.

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>>38475692
I found an old jar of asparagus so there's your veggie and you might want a straw because that shit around the rim is not salt. I don't work here, so I ain't cleanin shit.

I think that's probably obscure enough that nobody noticed, especially at a college.

>>38475628
Thanks man. Having someone listen makes me not feel so alone.

I tried to make myself think positively about the fact that he maybe saw me as a threat, but he won in the end so it doesn't feel like it really matters in the end.

Been a long terrible month.
Lost my job, will barely be able to survive whats left of the month
Passed the airforce test
Now waiting on a physical and then take the oath
Hopefully this'll be the change i need in my life
Just hope the ship off date is sometime next month
Cant drink these days due to physical coming up
>greentext

>>38475692
If anyone recognized the phrase, they were probably busy worrying about whether they were weird for being reminded of that stuff by a college presentation. You're good

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I'll have a glass of milk, thanks bartender.

It's day three of college and it's pretty clear that leaving my NEETcave was a mistake. I don't fit in and can't even make small talk with my classmates, who have already formed their own cliques. To make shit worse, all of them have prior experience in the subjects being taught while everything is new to me. Am considering dropping out but there is nowhere else to go but NEEThood.

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>>38475769
No problem man. You just gotta keep trying the women bullshit and since that guy was too much of a bitch to do it with you around, you might have something going for you that you don't realize yet.
>>38475771
Here ya go man, sounds rough. Can your recruiter let you know about possible dates of leaving? If you can't make it try seeing if he can expedite it somehow. Worse case is a food bank or some shit to help you squeeze past

>>38467767
Things have been pretty okay lately. I've been through a pretty intense treatment program for my depression, I'm seeing a therapist, I've finally got my meds sorted, and I'm working through a different program that focuses on the drug habits I picked up to cope with the depression. Hopefully I'll pick up a job soon, and use the money from that to get back to school.

Just a glass of water please.

>Meet cute girl that lives next door to my friend
>Said hi to her once
>she somehow finds my name and randomly adds me on facebook
>next time visiting my friends house I see her and we talk for a good 15 minutes
>she's really easy to talk to
>visit my friends house again and now she doesn't want to hang out and keeps mentioning she's going to hang out with her "boyfriend"
>boyfriend turns out to be 20 years older than her and her boss

Any ideas on how I can get her to cheat on her sugar daddy?

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>>38475837
I never went to college, but maybe look into tutoring or something. Give you a one on one with somebody, help you get learned. As far as the cliques, keep your head down or try to engage during the inevitable group shit? I don't know socializing is weird for me too

Could try those online classes for some escape

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>>38475901
Well I hope that goes well for you, man. Sounds like you've got a good track. Keep up the good work
>>38475910
Here you go. Sounds like a deep undercover friendzone operation, but she doesn't wanna hangout so it'll be rough. I have no better idea, unless a patron has any ideas

>>38475910
There's always the direct option, anon. How old is she? How old are you? As you get older, that age gap means less. Check out their facebook, does their relationship seem based on love?

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I think this thread is going to be alright now.
I will depart for now guys.
Catch you later today, or in an upcoming comfy thread.

>>38475984
The guy is actually her boss too. And from what I can tell on Facebook he's also married with kids just 5 years younger than her.

>>38475845
I'm hoping it's something like that. I've been trying to improve myself recently. I've lost weight and I'm trying to lose more, getting a new haircut soon, might be getting a tattoo this week, been trying to improve muscles with basic exercise, and I bought some new, much better looking jeans yesterday. I'm 26 so it might be too late to start trying, but hopefully not

>>38476096
Damn man that's kinda fucked up. You might not want to get involved with her, no matter how charming she is.

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Oh sorry mate, could I get the jack daniels? I am really thirsty. God fucking dammit, I really hate Sister of Battle Roasties. They really, really suck. For the Omnisaah!

Totally originalio desu sempai.

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>>38475913
Thanks for the cow juice bartender.

It's a vocational school really, the course isn't something I can learn from a tutor. I planned to keep my head down, do the work and go home but I can already see that without friends I will be left in the dust. I can't go on like this. Should I change course and try to switch to another program? What fields of study are suitable for a socially retarded robot who doesn't like computers?

>tfw class starts in mere hours and you are up late on 4chan

>>38476096
>>38476147
This. It's not worth it.

something good happened to me this morning but I don't want to ruin it by assuming things are "looking up" for me or spoil it by bragging about it or doing something awkward and stupid. so I've retreated to my room and shut the door. I don't plan on leaving my room again until this brief and fleeting high goes away and I can act normally.

this is why pleasant things are dangerous. if you enjoy anything you're setting yourself up for disappointment when things inevitably go wrong. my expectations are as low as my worth as a human being, but just because something nice happened to me out of the blue I'm reacting like a retarded anime protagonist.

nice try, god. not falling for it.

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>>38476096
That sounds like a fucking powderkeg waiting to go off. I suggest finding a ten foot pole, using it, and laughing when it finally goes off
>>38476147
Definitely ride the upswing and get a good routine going so you can keep at it. With a good support group like that program and your therapist, don't be afraid to fall back and regroup from the struggle. Next thing you know, you'll be a Chad..bastard

>>38476171
Go ahead and knock yourself out buddy. Sounds like you need it.
>>38476192
No problem man, but I'm not the real bartender, I'm just some random dude that took over because the old one died. If it's something you aren't really interested in, you could do that as a last resort. It'll be really fucking hard, but try to find somebody of the same gender (so the spaghetti doesn't make you look like a creeper) and ask for help. Try to find the one person you think you might connect with

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>>38476171
Shit, there ya go.
>>38476217
Just try to take it as a nice happenstance. One good thing doesn't necessarily follow the other

>>38476057
No. She's a single mom with daddy issues from a shitty child hood so she's probably desperate for support.

>>38467767
Cranberry juice please
Not much in a drinking mood
Thinking about how to reach out to this girl who keeps building walls around herself

>>38476546
There ya go. What kinda walls?

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>>38476580
See this shit is why I'm not the bartender, sorry.

>>38476588
hahahaha you're fine; shouldve backread and got it myself
I'm talking metaphorical ones borne out of trust issues
>be me
>girl chats me
>known her for some time, but never really got to talking with her
>i consider myself a good talker so i ask questions to get convo going
>gives trite, short, 'yes/no' questions
>talking is a two-way thing ya dig

She's a little younger than me, and she's a bit of an autist for her age. Kind of afraid that the reality swallow her whole so I'm a bit concerned for her.

>>38467767
I am stupid and very very slow.

>parents mutilated my penor
>jacking off is mechanical like shitting or pissing, just mindlessly beat it until ejaculation
>no pleasure, just clean up and go back to browsing webs to distract myself from the intense frustration that always follows
>anxiety that this will happen when I'm with a woman and hurt her feelings keeps me from even pursuing relationships and losing my virginity
>5 or 6 times in my entire life, it has ended differently
>electric sensation starts in my thighs and abdomen and works into my groin
>actual pleasure rush and feel good about myself after

Is that what a real orgasm feels like?

IS THAT WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE EVERY TIME?

IS THAT WHAT MY PARENTS TOOK AWAY FROM ME?

I'll probably end up stabbing some roastie for the adrenaline rush at this point. The excitement of risky behavior is the only real pleasure I have, and I have to get riskier every time.

>>38467767
Reposado on the rocks, please.

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>six years since suicide attempt
>stopped taking anti-depressants
>made some new friends, started getting out, uni is going on fine

>come back to work at dad's (over controlling narcissistic guy) farm for summer
>day after I came home to farm, girl I went in high school with committed suicide, went to her funeral
>feels weird when they're burying someone you went to school with, who is your age, dunno
>now our cousin, failed drug dealer, is threating that he will kill us if we don't give him money
>dad refused, I'm keeping my small axe under my pillow

Summers were always hell for me

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>>38476680
I haven't slept in awhile, so I think I'm slipping. More coffee would not hurt.

Sometimes letting things linger a bit, then getting back to the convo helps. Also random benign shit that might align with her interests or spark a conversation can help. Questions can only go so far, in my opinion

>>38476717
You take those Flintstones vitamins? Might be worth a shot. Why do you feel you're dumb?
>>38476736
Might have to do with the set and setting man. Light some candles, whip out that baby oil, put on that robe. Try to make it is long winded and enjoyable as possible, because I know that feel dude.
>>38476742
I looked for the Spanish bottles and found this. Enjoy.
>>38476783
That is some heavy shit man. Tell the cops about your cousin?

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>>38476742
Fuck me man, there ya go

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>>38476797
I'd have to agree; questions are only good if there's conversation material to pick up from the answers.
Interests... I have a general idea of what hers are, and I've got a friend who'll help out with other topics (friend knows the girl too somewhat).
What's really just getting me is that I barely even know this girl, but I feel that I care about her a lot. Thought it was because I saw a bit of myself in her and wanted to help her out, but I have a tendency to be rather dishonest with myself. Still sorting this out on my own.
Not much of a coffee man myself, but may I interest you in some tea?

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>>38476955
Sure I'll take it, been awhile since I've had some thanks. That'll take some introspection for sure. Once you get closer, that'll probably unfold quick

>>38467767
I usually drink vodka, but I'll have some beer instead. Give me a Sam Adams or a pilsner or even a Guinness. Surprise me.
So far these past few weeks have been pretty uneventful. Got a haircut, pay raise, and even managed to complete a little project I was working on. It's a small electric fan, not meant to cool a room but to cool whoever is sitting at my worktable. Hopefully within 1-2 years I'll be in the market to buy my own house. Preferably somewhere more secluded and cool. I've had various states come to to mind. Also if it's a pilsner or Guinness could you put it in a glass or mug? I like the foam.

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>>38477038
Get closer... yeah, I think I get what you're saying. Won't really find out unless I plod through it further then, huh.
That cleared my thoughts somewhat. Much appreciated. Gotta go, but will be coming back one of these days (if the place's still here, that is). Good luck with the rest of these guys.

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>>38477101
Here ya go. I have no idea what the fuck this actually is because all the taps are unmarked, but this one had a P etched on it..so hoping for the best.

That's a sweet little project man, and congrats on the raise. What's states you have in mind?

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>>38477214
No problem man, take care. And yeah, somebody had to do it. This place opens randomly, so keep an eye on the sign

>>38477233
Looks good, thank you barman. Also might want to get those taps fixed up. Anywho, I've looked at states like the Colorado mountains, Maine, pretty much the more colder states. Places like California and Florida I won't even consider, and I'm looking at my home state of PA as well. Needless to say that I'm gonna be busy these next few years with various things, but that suits me just fine. Working smart is just as important as working hard.

>>38477359
I'm actually a patron turned bartender actually. I think the last one died, or just ran away. I'm with ya on those colder states though. I hear Montana/Idaho isn't too horribly bad. Colorado is a cool place. Driving through the mountains really is fantastic.

>>38477465
Indeed, plus unlike most people I see I'm someone who much prefers fall and winter to summer, spring isn't too bad minus allergies. Anyplace cool, gun friendly and relatively inexpensive is fine by me, but we'll see what happens in the future.

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>>38477584
Well best of luck anon, sounds like Montana honestly. I think my impromptu shift is over, though. I need to pass the fuck out, so bar's open people, help yourself

All I want to know is: Why do I keep falling for women who treat me like shit? I know that there exists another kind of woman, but they're exceedingly rare. I just wish I could press a button to make me stop caring about the ones who treat me badly.

>>38467767
You know what it's like knowing that your parents hate you? When my mum was pregnant with me, my dad asked her why she was trying to ruin his life. He tries to talk to me but ever since I found this out I haven't spoken to him.