/britfeel/

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Xi says ni hao

the robot should be removed

>>38467246
Thanks for doing it properly lad

3rd for my belly button smells like pickled onion monster munch

That was an absolute car crash of a transition

>some leaf makes /britfeels/ as a troll
>Anon makes a real /britfeel/
>deletes because no title
>makes one with a title
>another anon makes one
>other anon deleted it

I asked my mum to get some tiger bread but she couldn't find any

>>38467326
>other anon deleted it
I deleted it when the wigan thread was posted correctly.

If anon had been a wanker like some (probably one) are and went "it doesnt matter whats the big deal??? why do you care" then I'd have tried to force my thread instead.

/nightguard/ on patrol, im off to bed, see you tomorrow boys

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>>38467389
giraffe bread*

i swear women are clueless. they always use themselves as an example as though all women are like them. do they know how the world works? we can just go around interviewing every women we meet to know who is right. its sound for them because they can just sit there and wait for guys to approach them. we actually have to go out there and seek a mate.

>>38467420
>though all women are like them
Must be weird going through life so self absorbed that they think like this.

>>38467416
>enclosed: 3 pounds gift card
The absolute cheap cheeky cunts

>>38467416
fuck OFF with this giraffe bread SHITE

>>38467508
Look mate if Sainssssssssssssssssbbbbbbbbbbbburyyyyys says it's giraffe bread it's giraffe bread.

Why could the 3 year old write "giraffe" but not "sainsburys" or "called", I wonder

SHES JUST LIKE YOU AND MEEEEEE, BUT SHEESS HOOOMELESS, SHEEES HOOOMELESS.

camping = best robot hobby
prove me wrong, seriously
>no normies
>nature
>good for anxiety and depression
>get to see cool animals and shit
>if you do wild camping (i.e just going innawoods and not paying for a site) you have proper freedom
>get to piss and shit outdoors
>post pictures of nature and your hike on facebook and girls will message you and if you don't sperg it up ask to come along

>>38467706
>robot hobby
>POST IT ON FACEBOOK :D
Yeah fuck off

>>38467823
Do you enjoy being a robot? do you not want to do everything you to transition into a normie?

>>38467906
not one who posts on facebook desu, typically vapid normies

>>38467420
>>38467442
I used myself as an example in the previous thread because I only know my own reality and I was contradicting what you were saying about alcohol (and women), I can't speak for other women because I'm not friends with any but that doesn't make me clueless.
I know how the world works though because I've been out and seen it beyond pubs and clubs, have you?
Must be weird going through life so self absorbed that you think half the population are like you.

>>38467939
I think not having a facebook and wanting to become normie would just make it a lot more difficult - why are you so against it? I only recently created mine to get back in contact with friends from highschool

>>38467823
You're a rancid little wanker aren't you? Go to bed.

Normies feel like a different species to me desu

>>38467987
I didn't have any friends in school and I still don't have any, the stuff people post on facebook offends and upsets me

>>38468028
>the stuff people post on facebook offends and upsets me
fair enough mate, where abouts do you live we could be camping buddies

>>38468049
yorkshire, I've never slept in a tent or camped haha. I'd probably consider it though

>>38468068
If I ever end up camping in or near yorkshire I'll post in this thread in case you see it - I have enough gear for two people (excluding sleeping bag) and I have no problems meeting up with robots as long as you don't pull any gay shit senpai

>>38468115
sounds dodgy as fuck if i'm honest haha

>don't pull any gay shit

o-oh

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>>38468004
I understand laddy, when I was younger I used to unironically wonder when the alien race I really belonged to would come down and take me back to my home planet, because I didn't fit in with humans at all

>>38468146
>sounds dodgy as fuck if i'm honest haha
eh I don't believe that whole "4chan users are all scary and should be avoided" we'd meet in public on cameras my friends would be aware of the meeting spot so if you kill me you'd end up being caught so it's no worries

>>don't pull any gay shit

>o-oh

you can be gay pal, just not with me

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time to shave my pube stache and try sleep I think lads haha

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>>38468207
Bit of an early night for you, will you be able to sleep? You've only been up 10 hours

>>38468207
Take a pic of how lower face afterwards pls. I need it to compare with the other one to see if you're really a qt

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>gained a stone over the last year
>decide I need to lose weight starting today
>mfw I am now eating a slice of cake
Fuck it, I'll start tomorrow instead

>>38468184
Would you be ok with platonic cuddling?

>>38468321
thats right, but I should be waking up at 12pm today

>>38468343
too early in the thread to be posting anything like that desu lad haha, don't think it matters to anybody

>>38468464
as long as we're not in the same sleeping bag sure

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>>38468470
>don't think it matters to anybody
H-Haha yeah, it's not like I care or anything

Might migrate from int. Brit is such an angry bitter general at abnormie hours.

Are gay romanians welcome? Asking for a friend.

>>38468517
Perhaps you should make /gayromaniafeel/. But since you can see this thread is not /gayromaniafeel/, I recommed you skedaddle

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>>38468559
Here's an OP image for you

>>38468644
>they dont integrate!
>but we dont want them to anyway!
Ah yes the eternal anglo

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>tfw no homosexual britfeel camping trip

>>38468503
It feels weird and hard getting a pic of my chin desu, it looks different from different angles and it'd drive me mad, your better asking Tildeanon what he thinks

>>38468644
But thanks for the image. X

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>been hearing weird noises all night
>nothing extremely strange
>can probably be rationally explained like floorboards creaking or wind closing a door
>but just now
>dogs wake up barking
>strange but fuck it
>few moments later
>loud as fuck bang in the other room

this is it lads, moving out of mummys was a fucking mistake.

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>>38468717
>It feels weird and hard
>tfw ebin will never say this to you
why even live

>it looks different from different angles
Thought you said you would just take a pic straight on no angles

>your better asking Tildeanon what he thinks
>tilde may actually be an alt of ebin created to stroke his ego and convince other anons he's cute

>>38468503
>>38468717
>>38468815
>Ebin samefagging

>>38468717
>>tfw no homosexual britfeel camping trip
set one up in poleys hometown and maybe we can see if he's actually fucking real

>>38468787
Praying for you laddo. If you get cornered by tyrone just offer to suck his cock

cold and foggy this morning lads
feels comfy.

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>>38468828
Nope I'm just an unironic ebin orbiter

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>>38468815
yes but even so I'm slouched at an angle while i'm sat down and my posture is fucked up but since your so insistent i'd feel bad not taking a quickie

why do people choose to be trannies? serious question

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tfw best friend's still in the psych ward

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>>38468860
hope you saw it anon, I did post it but deleted it

Wtf Ebin you have a literal perfect jawline. I couldn't see it properly in the pic where you have your pubes

>>38469045
He probably keeps trying to kill himself or has suicidal thoughts if theyre keeping him this long

>>38469088
it's been 5 days so far, I've heard cases where they stay there weeks
his sister told me they go and see him every day, and that he's been well because he's on antidepressants and doing therapy. She doesn't know how long they plan on keeping him there either

I want to go see him but he told me on the day he went in that he didn't want me to visit because he'd feel guilty. Is it possible he'd feel different now that it's been almost a week and he's been on meds?

>>38469065
Next thing you know he's going to say he's 6 foot tall as well

>>38469156
Weren't you the one who got him locked up?

>>38469156
>he didn't want me to visit

because you ruined his life lad

>>38469165
that's a different anon

he's been depressed for about a month and was suicidal for a week leading up to this, I was calling him around 1am and he was talking about how much he hated himself and how he didn't think he was meant to live (in a survival of the fittest way)
He was in the middle of pausing for thought and hung up on me, wouldn't answer when I called back and didn't respond to text messages until 15 minutes later he said he'd call back tomorrow. I asked to know that he was safe and he didn't respond

Turns out he was self harming again - but rather than cutting wrists or doing anything lethal his form of self harm is punching a wall (so maybe his body was fighting it or something idk). his parents heard it and restrained him, and he let them take him to the hospital where later on in the morning or something he voluntarily went to the psych ward. He told me late into that day (I didn't hear anything for most of that day after he hung up on me) and that's when I got his sister's number which I use to see how he's going

just tried lilt for the first time ever, holy shit it's nice

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>>38469602
>lilt
I don't know what that is

>>38469746
the totally tropical taste

>>38467706
Nowhere to plug in gadgets = least robot hobby imaginable. 100% normie activity.

>>38470306
>battery pack & solar panel
also normies mostly hate it but do it for the appearance I've been on several overnight hikes with normies who claim to love it and they mostly complain

>>38470319

Normie detected.

No activity is as patently anti robot as one which involves physical activity and sleeping outdoors.

Nice try Chad.

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Can feel myself slowly breaking down lads. Haven't had a full weekend off work in about a year and I haven't had a holiday in nearly 6.

Any recommendations on where I could fuck off to for a week if I can get the time off?

>>38470361
what kind of faggot has a landline

>>38470371
The kind who isn't popular enough to need a phone on the go.

>>38470361
I haven't worked in thirty years and spend about nine months of every year in different countries.

Feels good man.

>>38470353
ok I get most robots are lazy and hate physical stuff so fair enough but how is sleeping outdoors anti robot?

>>38470399
Rich parents or just learned how to game the bennies system?

she was fucking perfect and she broke up with me. she told me she loved me but she acted like she just didn't care about my feelings. how the fuck do i get over her? i love her too much

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>Work in 10 hours

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Gonna go on another 10 mile bike ride in a bit lads

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>go on goybook
>friend who I haven't spoken to in a while likes 'Kay's Good Cooking'

he might be in this thread as we speak

Morning lads. The only thing I ever have to look forward to is payday which is pretty depressing. The fact I have to rely on consumerist garbage for enjoyment is annoying. I should really try to cut down on it but it's hard.

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Haven't been outside in a week.

Can't stand this fucking weather lads

>>38467659
AND SHE STANDS THERE SINGIN FOR MONEY
LA LA LEE LA LA LA

Anyone have a giant storm last night? Wasnt even a second gap between lightning strikes, couldnt actually watch the storm because it hurt my eyes.

>>38467965
>she goes out drinking

roastie tbqh

Why do the other lads on /r9k/ hate us so much? Surely we're easy to filter? Besides I think we mostly fit in with the board and we don't disturb them outside of the thread. It's like being in school all over again.

>>38472057
I blame you

>>38472061
Ah fuck. Thats always the case.

>>38471284
Shag someone better looking. It's by far the best way to get over someone.

>>38471284
Prostate stimulation always helps lad.

>>38472057
It's jealousy. This is the best thread on the board by a long shot. We have our own thread culture and lore. But most people can't join in and feel at home simply because they aren't British. It's a recipe for massive jealousy. I mean look at the state of the rest of the board. Imagine you had to participate in that and you couldn't post here, but you had to watch us all enjoying our thread.

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Morning lads! How're you doing today? Anyone had any storms yet? Nothing where I am which is rather disappointing!

Going to head to the chemist to see if my prescription is ready. Really not a fan of this new system. Then hopefully play some video games and maybe a bit of anime if I feel up to it

Have a great day boys, let's try to make today a good one~

>>38472181
This. /r9k/ is awful outside of this thread

>>38472140
yeah because i easily do that can't i

>>38472255
Well you shagged her (presumably). You should be able to shag someone else who is at least as good looking as she is. And if you made a few positive improvements you could probably shag someone a bit better.

Don't put yourself down lad. Just because she changed her mind about you doesn't mean you have no value.

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We got a new sheriff in these here parts

>>38472299
I really wonder what that dog thought about that whole thing.

>>38472321
A dog's brain is pretty simple. They are more like a computer than a person. He's just programmed to sit still and do what people say because he's gotten nice food for doing that in the past.

>>38472340
people are just advanced computers
we make decisions based on the inputs we're given. give someone the right inputs and they'll do what you want. determinism is the final blackpill

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>>38472321
"Woof"

Probably.

>>38472351
True enough. But we're advanced enough to give ourselves the illusion that it isn't the case.

>>38472371
that corgi is so fucking cute

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>>38472405
Corgis are probably the best doggo

>>38472430
for me it would be a pomeranian husky mix desu

>>38472371
How did he slow himself down like that?

>>38472430
That race had no winners.

>>38472474
all the people watching were the winners

>>38472430
>me in the yellow that refuses to run

>>38467416
It's called Dutch Crunch

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>>38472443
Also a good choice, all doggos are best doggos really.

except puggos

>>38472465
He's a pupper unleashed.

>>38472474
We were the winners, anon.

>>38472491
You were just saving your energy for the corgi high jump.

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>>38472521
Good work with these webms lad.

>>38467416
It's because the crust is made by smothering tiger balm on the top.

>>38472521
Why can't dogs figure out socks?

Why do corgis have such short, thin, fragile legs for their size?

>Latest update: Good news, your item is ready for delivery today
>10:35
>hasn't been sent out for delivery

thanks RM

>>38472521
l-lenlad? are you back?

>>38472710
Royal Mail are shit
They don't seem to understand the concept of leaving a parcel with a neighbour

>>38472710
What are you expecting today lad?

>>38472740
My god damn 40k stuff.

>Victoria Derbyshire giving Grenfell protesters a harder time than Tory politicians

I have to get a job and stop watching this shit.

>>38467246
Can someone just explain the top 6 Windows? It looks kinda different to last time I saw it

HOLY SHIT FUCK ROYAL MAIL

the guy just put the missed you card through my letter box and ran off without knocking

>>38472947
Chase him down lad. Give him grief.

>>38472954
He's fucking gone, I just heard something go through my letter box, put on a shirt went downstairs, read the note and then went outside to have a look where he was and I couldn't see him, holy fucking shit I'm mad.

>>38472947

Pics or it didn't happen.

bloxorig

This fucking thing, it still has "Latest update: Good news, your item is ready for delivery today" on the tracking website, I think the cunt just didn't even take the package out with him.

>>38472983

>RPing as a man angry at the Post Office

For what purpose/

>>38473004
Why would I be RPing? Is it somehow hard to believe RM fuck people over?

>>38472964
Get down the post office i guess then. RM can be proper cunts, they held a letter i sent and charged me extra to deliver it recently because i "hadnt paid proper postage" which is fucking shite because i send letters constantly with no problem. Sub standard.

>>38473018
It's saying I need to wait until the next day to collect it but can I just storm down there today?

>>38473008
>Why would I be RPing

You tell me.

>>38473021

Yeah, but it generally has to be within the last half hour of them being open, to be sure the postman himself has been back to depot

>>38473036
I'll go do that then, thanks.

>>38473021
Depends what you want to do and how you value your time. If you want to go and complain, do it today. If you actually want your parcel, but also dob in your postie, go tomorrow. I really doubt they will give you your parcel today.

About to eat a ready meal two days past its use by date, lads. If I die, I just want you to know that...Stannis is the one true King of Westeros.

<3

>>38472894
To be fair, it was all the BBC's fault that grenfell happened in the first place so she has to try to stick up for them.

>>38473182

Obviously the only way to keep Dimbleby alive at this point is a mass ritual sacrifice to Our Lawful Masters, but I do feel they too far this time.

But you're probably just a /pol/tard so I don't know why I'm trying to have fun.

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How would you react to this text?

>>38473269
>why do my actions have an effect on your relationship with your wife?
Probably. Just seems like an impractical solution to his problem.

don't bother with long distance relationships lads you'll just have your heart broken. i thought we were close but she broke up with me because we were to far apart and it wouldn't work.

>>38473269
More importantly does anyone have the original of that background.

>>38473286
he would just be looking for an excuse to divorce her if he was texting that anyway

>>38473172
>only 2 days past
Mate I've eaten ones a week past, and I am alive. I think.

Anyone here good at reading dreams?

I have this recurring dream:

>at a house party
>go to toilet to piss
>few people chilling by door of toilet
>this girl I like irl looks over door of toilet at my cock and gives compliments

>>38473269

"She already walked out when I was seven, you delusional bastard!"

Then I'd cry for a bit.

>Greg James, Scott Mills and Nick Grimshaw get paid 200, 300 and 400k respectively for at most 3 hours work a day where most of the actual work is done by their producer

How do I get into this racket guys?

Also why is my home town getting a mention in the OP?

>>38473452
I think it means you have low confidence (only getting your willy out in private) and expect the girl to make the first move (looking over the door).

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I have a half german/half corgi waggy woof Tbh

she's a rescue

>>38473499
more pictures of the cute please

>>38473480
>How do I get into this racket guys?

I think these people must have BRILLIANT agents. How the fuck can Chris Evans earn 2.5 mil a year? I don't know a single person who doesn't think he's a cunt.

>>38473172
the true ruler isn't even a king...
>>38472748
nice, what models?
>>38473269
I'll be super duper stealthy anime titty boy

>>38473507
How Christ Evans is anything above say, a Lidl supervisor, is beyond me.

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>>38473506
need to try and skate around the robot filter, got one more photo of her on me

>>38473507

I can sort of get Mills, he's been there for as long as I can remember.

But Grimshaw? He's a nobody that got picked to take over a show who's ratings are never going to be terribly bad. And James is an insufferable prick.

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>Losing weight
>Jaw becoming more softer instead of more defined

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>>38473506
photo of her at christmas this year

>>38473541
>>38473549
its like they took the head of a big dog and stuck it on the body of a small dog.

like Frankenstein's creature. poor thing

Best places to eat for a work lunch? Getting tired of going to M&S every lunch break.

>wake up

>check my usual websites for new content, that takes 2 minutes.

>sit staring into space wondering how to waste the rest of my existence.

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apparently the pets section of my local garden centre burned down last night lads
if it was arson I'm going vigilante

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>>38473573
I've thought about it and the daily check thing is actually really good for me - staring at a screen for that long fully wakes me up and gets my brain moving. I think I'd just lie in bed all day otherwise.
>>38473581
garden centres are peak comfy, this must be avenged
>>38473546
how does this even work? is some fat harder than others?

>>38473493
Yeah this is true I always need the girl to make the first move to the extent that it needs to be really obvious, a girl could probably message me asking to go on a date and I'd still be wondering if she liked me and be scared of looking like a creep. Low confidence probably why I'm a no gf virgin as well

Hit 30.8 mph on my bike today lads

I have no idea how these guys in tour de france are hitting 60mph. I was going down hill and peddling like a mad man.

>>38473650
Try some confidence building practices. Theres stuff online about it, like moving out of your comfort zone bit by bit. It wont happen over night. Maybe think about switching from porn to wank-bank if you havent already. It will help with girl stuff.

I'm thinking of joining the army lads. I'm 18 and I think I'm fit enough and I can't find any another jobs that'll accept me. Do they accept most applicants? I can't imagine that many people apply.

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>all my makeup and crossplaying stuff has arrived
>my normie sister is here

Need to get a mirror for my room desu. Anyone else get anything from the postie?

>>38474129
I strongly advise you go the extra mile and apply for navy/air force instead.

>>38474129

Sorry to hear you are that desparate, anon

>>38473710
Their bikes are incredibly light. Also very aerodynamic

Bloody need a job.
Want a move out as soon as.

Is jerking off on omegle or chatroulette still a thing? Last time i went on there was probably 5 years ago. Nowadays there should be more women on the internet

>>38474138
CUTE BOI PICS CUTE BOI PICS

>tfw suddenly less stressed now that I've decided to kill myself in the near future

Just feels like a huge weight is off my shoulders since nothing matters now.

>>38474175
I wish I could afford to move out. I had a full time job and couldn't afford anything but borderline crackdens or house sharing which sounds like actual hell.

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>>38474176
>went to a gay cam site a bit like chatroulette
>angled my camera so you could just see my dick
>get paired with some middle aged looking dude
>"watch me cum?"
>"sure"
>I cum hard because of the thrill of somebody watching me
>immediately close the site and feel ashamed of myself

Done this like 6 or 7 times now.

>>38474165
A car isn't lightweight but I can roll down the same hill in my car faster than I can cycle.

>>38474242
At this point I'd take a crackden. I live in a house full of people so moving into a house full of people isn't a choice.
Thank fuck I don't live in London.

>>38474138
describe sister
>>38474255
is it just a fetish or are you gay?

>>38474280
Not him but there is something to knowing someone is watching it.
Not sure I'd want guys watching myself.

>>38474280
Just a fetish, the thought of being watched by anyone makes me horny as fuck

Terrified of going to get a haircut lads been putting it off for months now
Way too long for a fucking interview

Back from the job centre, too fucking warm today. Upside is that my next appointment is 6+ months because the advisers are getting UC training.

Gonna be an anxiety free Christmas thank god.

>>38474355
cut it yourself (bare with me on this) to "normie long" instead of however the fuck long it is now. That way it doesn't look as bad for when you go to get it properly cut.

or just bite the bullet and get it cut. go to a place not near where you live if you don't want to have to face them again.

>tfw helping ebin with maths

Weird how much I remember from primary school. Barely remember a thing from GCSE desu

>>38474280
Degenerate normie. Steals money off mummy and says awful things about her.

>>38474348
>>38474314
it was an ebin reference, you're a certified faggot
>>38474412
will you pass better than her do you think?

Why are degenerates on /r9k/ all going the full tranny route?

solve these simultaneous equations for x and y:

y+2x+12 = 26
3y + 2x = 22

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hihi NEETfriends

I want to go back to sleep

>>38474452
Society is making it look increasingly acceptable as an opt out option for beta males.

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>>38474457
You haven't even woken up yet.

>>38474444
She is very overweight desu. The other day she ate three tins of sweet corn straight from the cans. Think I have nicer facial features too so I think it's likely I will pass better

>>38474457
Woke up at 10, I want to go back to sleep but theres so much housework I've got to do. Can't be arsed at all today.

>>38474452
Because in real life they cannot get any attention but they know if they become (or act like) a tranny, they get an instant following from the large amount of prison gays on /r9k/

Attentionfags gotta attentionfag

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>>38474452
>more boi pucci
>less competition
we should just let it happen
>>38474484
>tfw no chubby gf
>>38474454
y=4
x=10
i-i think

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>start replaying new vegas
>level four
>enter a building through the only entrance
>game autosaves
>try to leave
>instantly get clusterfucked by two giant radscorpions as soon as I step outside
Help

>>38474511
>>38474454
no wait x=5

>>38474517
Console commands.

>>38474454
y+2x = 14
2y + 14 = 22
y + 7 = 11
y = 4

2x = 10
x = 5

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daily walks are paying dividends

>>38474454
is this actually the tier of maths that ebin does, tilde?

>>38474511
>chubby

She snapped her bedframe the other day lad

>>38474565
oh god it must be huge, good think I'm partial to vore

>>38474454
Damn I was too slow, but I got it! Always been under confident in maths too.

>>38474534
I don't really want to cheat

>>38474561
No I don't think many of us could do that kind of maths

Earlier he asked me what 0.4 hours in minutes was

he put 15

>>38474588
You'd only be going past them so you don't have to do tedious redos, not killing them for the XP or anything.

Quicksave is your friend, and I am pretty sure there is at least one mod that saves periodically and has 10 slots to go back to.

Totally had a meltdown trying to get my passport renewed lads. Couldnt understand the counter lady's accent and just started sweating and spilling spaghetti all over the place.

>>38474632
Was she a filthy foreigner?

>>38474619
awww what a qt

>>38474517
that happened to me in FO4
I was supposed to either fight or sneak my way into an airship and I did neither, and one of the dudes near the end had a fatman and blew us all up

can't remember how I eventually got past, think I just got lucky with vats

>>38474640
Yeah but I was already stressed out so even if she had perfect english it would have been a mess

>>38473315
How far are we taIking?

>>38474656
They shouldn't be allowed to work in public interacting roles unless they speak fluent English. I'm sick of going to the post office or something and it's some indian who only speaks properly with every other word

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>>38474557
>>38474561
>>38474565
>>38474578
>>38474581

These are your posts, on someone else's monitor, possibly hundreds of miles away, how does this make you feel?

>>38474517
Go back to the menu
Exit the game
Get a job NEET

>>38474664
Diversity is our strength though anon, stop abusing your privilege.

>>38474682
>tfw two (you)s
feelsgoodman, though the truman show really needs to step up its game if it wants me to keep believing this is all real

>>38474695
I'm not NEET

>>38467280
I'm glad he's back lad, is he back for good this time?

>>38474484
give us her number lad

>>38474769

Well he went out last night, but I assume that now he's been in twice he'll start wandering in more frequently, this was him last night

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1osP5KFkNWE

>>38474656
she lives in america

>>38472253
alright lad. bit late but, i have to do repeat prescription at my dr's, got to fill out a form and then wait 48hrs. you got to do similar?

>>38474786
She has a degenerate chav bf that I am intimidated by lad

>>38474817
I have to call a number and request it but yeah 48 hours to wait desu

>>38474557
>149lb

Thanks mr skeletal

>>38474794
d'awww

get him nice and fat lad, sad to think he's all skin and bones.

>>38474870
I could be 4foot tall
but I'm 6'1, king of king of manlets

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what do we do if the government include 4chan in the porn ban? I like it here

>>38474973
I'm honestly just going to cancel my internet subscription.

>>38474915
Are you trying to lose weight lad? I'm a bit taller and a few kilos heavier and i feel too skinny.

>>38474807
That is pretty damn far, lad.

I once had a long distance thing with a guy in America. Left me for a single mother with 3 kids, like 2 months after our first RL meeting. Was more angry than depressed.

>>38475001
yeah
I was 140kg last year
I started losing weight and just haven't stopped yet
dunno when to stop tbphwyf

I fucked my work place lads. Meeting being called tomorrow

>>38474836
1st time i did it i rang up,receptionist was being a right sarcy smarmy bitch but then went nice and friendly when she asked my name. nurse did the same a few month back. made me wonder if there's a note by my name. high risk treat like a child, type thing.

>>38475018
Wow well done. You are normal weight currently, bmi wise. What does your doctor say about the weight loss?

>>38475044
nothing, haven't seen him in months
never even crossed my mind to get his opinion, I'm sure he's dealing with genuinely sick people

>>38475021
Having a wank in the store room again lad? Told you that it's a dangerous game.

I'm going to be leaving not just my house for the first time in months but my city for the first time ever on my own to meet an tinternet mate

I'm bricking it already

>>38475104
I've been there too, although ti was a lot longer than months. I find the travelling part relaxes me and takes my mind off what's about to happen.

Don't give him your butt on the first meeting either

>>38475136
No homo stuff.

Its been at least 17years since I've left my city, last time was down the caravan weston super mare.

I have to leave my house around once every 6 months for the NHS appointments

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>tfw the person in the bookies starts kicking the machine next to you

>>38475162

How can you not leave your house lad, there's a whole world out there for you to explore, or at least a town

>>38475186
you probably wouldn't go out either if you lived in Birmingham

>>38475204
I'd try to not live in Birmingham anymore

>>38475186
Ex shut in here who now leaves the house, not sure this whole world is that great desu haha

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>>38475176
OI GAMLLBLER NO. that is not how you play these machines

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Just cleaned my entire flat lads, pretty proud of myself considering last week I could barely even force myself to get out of bed. Going to the Aldi to get a nice meal in to capitalise on this mysterious energy.

Feeling pretty shit tbqh.

>>38475176
Never actually used those machines. Used to put a fair few sports bets on though and was always funny to watch the people get really pissed off at them.

>>38475263
Tell us your troubles, lad, we're here to listen

>>38475272
Thanks lad but I really dont know.
Just hate living at home, hate not having a job (Sat waiting to hear back from some applications which is even worse)
Not much of one for the NEET lifestyle even though I just applied to go back on the dole yesterday, I like earning myself a bit of money and it gives me some reason to get out of the house sometimes.
Could be depressed for all I know. Currently haven't got a clue in regards to what the fuck is going on.

>>38475261
good on you. what you planning for a treat, or you just going to see what takes your fancy

Just imagine if for every post you read on britfeel, a klaxon was blasted in your face. Not loud enough to damage your hearing, but loud enough to be uncomfortable.

Would you still come here?

>>38475361
For what reason would there be a klaxon blown in my face for reading a post here on /britfeel/?
The reason for it may sway my answer.

>>38475361
how can hearing be real if ears aren't real

I have some Roma shitskins cleaning my car. They need to hurry the fuck up desu.

sweating one out again, fuck this heat, wanna go down shop for a dr pepper but i know i'm gonna sweat out more before i get there

>>38475376

maybe hiro would install a script to make the sound so it

>>38475395
Prepare to get robbed, fucker

>>38475395
be patient they normally do a good job. the ones at my local tesco normally get shit done

>>38475405
Its such bullshit, how people prefer this jungle climate to winter is beyond me.

>>38475406
So basically I just have the mute the tab I have /britfeel/ open on? Sure I will still come here.

>>38475405
Just changed the bedsheets and Im fucking drenched. Can't wait for it to be the depths of winter again.

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>>38467246
surprise surprise 14 (88)

>>38475522

Your sneaky comment was rewarded with double dubs

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which number are you lads?

>>38475588
which number are you lad

>>38475588

0, not even sure what 1 would be

>>38475588
I mean 1 if "incidentally homosexual" means liking futa.

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>>38475588
don't want to say desu

>>38475588
2 I think.

I don't really like interacting with women though, so I might as well be full blown fag

>>38475588
Six.
No doubt about that.

>>38475588

I'd love to see one of these for jungle fever

>1. Only attracted to white women
>2. Only attracted to white women and exceptional black women
>3. Prefer white women, but attracted to both
>4. No preference
>5. Prefer black women, but attracted to both
>6. Only attracted to black women, and exceptional white women
>7. Only attracted to black women

I'd currently be 5, drifting to 6

>>38475640
bout 1 only like drawn cartoon shit very rearly.

>>38475425
>>38475472
tell me about it lads, i've almost forgotten what winter is like, seems like such a long shot away

>>38475668
I'm literally a 1 one your list, white only.

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>Day 10 of Couch to 5k
Ran for a total of 16 minutes today. Wasn't that hot out, but I was sweating really heavily by the end of it and couldn't get my shirt off. Going to have a shower now.
I highly recommend you pick something like couch to 5k up, since it only takes about 20 minutes out of your day and you feel much less useless once you get into it.
May as well post you're waifus, too.

>>38474255
>Not posting it here for the lads to see

>>38474255
I did something similar when I was 18. I went to buy a webcam (this was in the days when not all laptops had them integrated) specifically to try to show my cock to women. It was impossible to find any women who actually were up for it, so I settled for men. I didn't feel ashamed though because I am a complete sicko anyway.

>>38474476
because I'm a slav and hate my life

>>38475611
i'm a solid 0, I have an aesthetic appreciation for attractive males but I've never had sexual or romantic feelings for a male.

>>38475809
is the aim to be able to do 5k in 1 run, or to reach 5k by adding how far you went each day

>>38475909
The former. After six weeks (I think) you should be able to run a full 5k, three times a week.

>>38475809
I ran a lot last year, but started getting a persistent ache in my knee so I stopped. It was a shame because I enjoyed seeing the progress I made

Just got a box of Lindor from a company rep, feels good man.

>>38475989
Do you think he is keen to bum you or is it just a business thing?

>>38476019
Pure business boyo, it's a variety pack too with milk, white and dark chocolate.

>>38476019
>>38476031
Lindor is always a bumming gift I'd say. The first older man who bummed me gave me Lindor beforehand.

>>38475980
That's a real shame, lad. Do you think you could get back into it?

Liverpool is comfy

Proper in a mood about an internet friend. t's like he doesn't give a fuck at all. Like getting blood out of a stone when talking to them. Either that or it's autism and I'm just not seeing it.

>>38476031
Dark chocolate is code for wanting to bum lad.

>>38476077
The comfiest part of Liverpool is when you are finally leaving that place.

>>38476087
They are all code. Milk chocolate means he likes mutual nipple sucking. White chocolate means he wants to spunk on your face. Dark chocolate means deep, intense bumming.

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>>38476048
>>38476087
You weenies, it's pure business. He was pitching phone cases.

>>38476101
If you call a girl a milf in Liverpool you're a peado.

>>38476114
Do you truly consider yourself a broadband expert?

>>38476114
Not our fault you didn't realise dark chocolate is code for bumming and you accepting it means you accept his bumming offer.

>>38476126
No, I fucking hate pitching it because there's way too many "what ifs."

>>38476077
I mean. It depends on whether or not you need your car to have tires to be comfy.

>>38476114
Ah the old "phone case" opener. Heard about that on Grindr a lot of the predatory old guys are doing that now and combining it with the Lindor code.

You're just lucky he didn't give you the Coconut flavour in that assortment, you don't want to know what that means.

golden brown, texture like sun
lays me down, with my mansheerons

>>38476077
What part of Liverpool are you in?

West Derby is very comfy

>>38476162
I'd have being more worried for him if he got the Strawberries and Cream ones.

>>38476178
I'd have declined strawberry and cream Lindor, they're incredibly sickly even for me and I'm a proper sweet tooth when it comes to chocolate.

>>38476077

Hello Aki. Hows tricks?

Just did a really soft puff out of my bum lads haha

>>38476166
scally poor cunt

>>38476162
W-what does coconut mean? Some bloke from my local model shop offered me some a few days back

>>38476200
Aki's not allowed here anymore lad, he felt up too many muscles and got himself banned. Tragic.

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>buy some earplugs
>They're just balls of silicone
>Push them into my ears
>Can hear just as well as with them out

What's the point?

>>38476229
Is Aki a meme on /fit/? Seems he would be.

>>38476229

He's been banned from tons of places including all muscle expos.
Doesn't stop him from going and gripping a feel though.

>>38476220
I'm poor but I'm not a scally, I dont live in Norris Green.

>>38476226
It means he wants to literally crack open your nuts and feast on the white flesh and milk inside.

>>38476226
Like what that anon said, You really don't want to know.

Hopefully you declined.

>>38476238

You get banned aki posting there.
Even using his image is a ban.

But attaching men's dicks and cocks is ok. They're closet poofters.

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>>38476235
buy headphones you silly

>people making a meme out of someone who needs to be deported

all non whites need to get the fuck out

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This is the earliest ive gotten up in weeks

>mfw 4pm

>>38476278
>A racist objecting to people taking the piss out of a black guy

???

>>38476235
>just balls of silicone
you mean the ones you shape yourself?
cos theyre the best, you just have to push em far enough in.

>>38467246
Does liking Oasis/Liam Gallagher songs make me a chav lads?

>>38476306
>le purple aki what a lad xddd feeling the muscles eh xddd
>taking the piss

no you utter retard, taking the piss would be calling him what he is and telling him hes a worthless baboon who needs to go back to africa

>>38476318
you bet your ass it does

>>38476320
That would be much less funny though.

Why do racists always lack a sense of humour? You never see nazis or the KKK joking around much either.

>>38476332
Then where is my FUCKING CHAV SLAG GF?

Just get a job already NEETS.
Jesus.

>>38476340
t. cuck who wants non whites to replace whites

oh yeah those silly racists!!! who cares about them they are worthless and losers right guys lmao?

>>38476356
>Racist lacks reading comprehension

How novel

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>>38476340
>You never see nazis or the KKK joking around much either.
have you ever been to /pol/?

a racist meme powerhouse (admittedly taken over by civic the_donald cucks lately)

>>38476372
please off yourself for the good of our race, unless you arent even white, if so they why are you even here? fuck off

>>38476372
>durrr DAE think that everyone who doesn't want their people to be passively genocided is stupid!??!

>>38476385
this, sam hyde and WE and other memes are fucking amazing, better than anything shitskins could come up with

>>38476356
I don't want non whites to replace whites. I'm just pointing out that you don't have much of a sense of humour. And this post just underlines that point.

>>38476385
Yeah but it's never really that funny, is it? I don't have a problem with racist jokes but I can't really remember ever hearing a good one.

>>38476386
Careful lad or len will get his orbiters on you. He loathes racists

>>38476415
len is at work like the normie he is

>>38475936
you been keeping a log of how far you go each day. wonder how far you'll have done in 10 week.

Just went for a cheeky lie down in the stationary cupboard..

how do we know when len is in the thread if he doesn't post his gay cartoon and happy-go-lucky question shit?

I have been to Manchester 3 times

>>38476488
whenever ebin accuses him of being here, because the only person who could hate certain things has to be len or his harem

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Did another 10 miles on my bike today lads

>>38476486
Ever had a cheeky chug-a-lug in the disabled toilets?

>>38476506
It's pretty obvious when he posts. hes the guy who always calls tilde a racist. you can tell from how he types

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>thinking of all the nectar point I could have earned

>>38476564
any proof of that person being len?

Did BritNormie create the advert for Grammarly?

You lads reckon this purple/blue LED setup on people's battlestations looks gay?

>>38476575
desu you would have to ask ebin. Hes the only person informed enough on this

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>>38476587
too many LEDs increase they gayness - keep it tasteful lads

>>38476587
It's alright if you're a kid still living at home but don't have it in your own house or flat if you're trying to be an adult.

Wonder whats for tea lads.

>>38476595
Fuck. I was considering having it just around the back of my desk for comfy night time shitpostings.

>>38476600
How does it make a person seem like a kid? It makes the room look nicer at night and it saves on energy costs because >LEDs. Are you an energy jew?

>>38476577
>Tfw you bought Grammarly Pro for your ERP smut

No regrets

>>38476592
all ebin does is accuse those who dislike him of being len or his harem