GIVE ME A FUCKING GF RIGHT NOW

>>38467110
how about a bf instead? :3

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>>38467110
that will be 20.50$ plus tip

>>38467110
I need my cock sucked so badly I'm actually trying to get one too desu.

gl on your quest op

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>>38467110
C-can I be your gf (male)?

>>38467296
Homosexuality is gross and unnatural

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>tfw no gf to comfort me and take care of me

>>38467296
Fuck off

>>38467110

op's theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-oVW8gcse4g

>>38467307
>Homosexuality is gross and unnatural
source?

>>38467415
How many cows do you see fucking each other's asses? How many spiders do you see fucking each other's asses? How many plants do you see fucking each other's asses?

>>38467437
Dude cows are female lmao

>>38467458
How do reproduce then?

>>38467468
With bulls

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tfw no clingy gf or gf (male)

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>>38467110

Me too, that would make me so happy. Yesterday I was fantasizing about cuddling with a girl on a comfy (faux) bearskin rug by a fireplace while it snowed outside. I hope I can find a regular cuddle buddy by winter to do something like this with even if I'll have to hold off on the log cabin experience. Ideally, I would be doing this in Colorado or some place like that. All the girls from Colorado I meet are really cute too, fuck.

I'm feeling very emotional and have no one to hold me :-(

>>38467527
Is this some kind of a shitty attempt at making a cuck joke? Just fuck off to /pol/

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>>38467567
>>38467567
>Is this some kind of a shitty attempt at making a cuck joke?
What?

>>38467647
sounds like (you) took the bait

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>>38467663
Motherfucker I'll get u back for this, where do u live?

WHERE IS MY STINKY NEET PUSSY

>>38467647
My point still stands. Bulls don't fuck each other in the ass, monkeys don't, etc, homosexuality is unnatural.

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>>38467698
p-please dont hurt m-me

>>38467702
tell that to the dogs (male) that would always fuck each other by the school entrance. at least, that was a thing when I was in MS.

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>>38467702
But what about deers?

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>>38467716
Too late kid, you better say your prayers

>>38467110
Okay, what are you going to do with it?

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>>38467749
very cute haru, anon

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>>38467749
i regret nothing
original post

>>38467722
>>38467730
>Isolated instances of animals engaging in sodomy = degeneracy is natural

I got a number from some weird girl in my class. Idk what I should do with it tho

>tfw no gf because my standards are high and every lesbian is a loudmouth butch blonde whore

>>38467110

Pretend you're a chad and at a party. This girl is flirting with you. It's like an immersive, girlfriend simulator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HG_In6RtdP4

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>>38467110
why would you want that, it fucking sucks.
you need to keep your emotional integrity all the way or else, dumped.
what if she randomly decides she wants to be with another dude?
love's not real, get over it.
buy a dog and you'll have a friend who'll never betray you.

>>38467980
>It fucking sucks
>What if she randomly.decides she wants to be with another dude
>Love's not real get over it

You've never had a girlfriend have you anon?

>>38468121
i say that because i actually went through it. if you're not a prince with money who keep up with her interests, that's the end of the line for you.

>>38468142
Seems like you just had a bad girlfriend and she was a bad person. You're happy to be rid of her. I have a gf now myself and I'm quite happy with her even though I've slept with prettier woman. What you're saying doesn't really apply to all woman. Looks to me like you were just being too nice.

>tfw no gf who's a little older than me to take care of me

All I want is an insecure, qt, needy GF who adores me. WHY IS LIFE SO GAY

>>38468199
Needy gf's aren't as great as you think they are. No privacy whatsoever and Everytime your away for more than an hour or on holiday with your parents or without her she keeps texting you: "I miss you so so much :(". It's not as great as you think it is.

>>38468162
fuck for some reason this made me emotional
it's rare to me to feel conforted by someone, specially here
you made me smile, anon, thank you.

>>38468261
No problem. I rarely visit this board but I know what it can do to people being surrounded in a bubble of negativity, especially like r9k.

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>>38468226
sounds great to me senpai. just send your needy insecure gf to me desu

>>38467405
You've just reminded me of my Billy Badass phase in my freshman year of high school. JUST

>>38468316
Nah, I'll keep her to myself because I know she can't really go on without me. I'm in Asia for holidays with my family and she's been crying at night that I'm not with her to cuddle with or spoon with. Breaks my heart man, but I can't do anything about it now so I don't really care about it.

>>38467702
Not all fags fuck each other in the ass. You can have a very nice time with another boy without anal penetration.

>>38467158
Christopher Walken would probably be an awesome gf tbqh I think that's a bargain.

You know what? Sidebar.

This site is full of fuck. I know there were always trannies and gays here, but now they seem like the majority of the poster population. And yet we hear these stories of people saying they met on /r9k/. Where are these supposed people? Are our chances of meeting so infintesimally small? Heck, your soulmate could be lurking this thread right now.

>tfw no cute funny /pol/ster proud white anglo saxon straight /vr/-playing good-taste-in-movies-having animation fan.... BF

The sad part is I'm 100% serious but no one will ever believe me on this one. I guess we all need to go back to Tinder. God

>>38468854
I believe you, but if it's true, who cares?
Being a /pol/fag doesn't mean you automatically deserve a good man,
Honestly, it's probably closer to the opposite. Most women are naturally inclined to overinflate their own worth as partners anyways. Combining that with ethno-nationalist circlejerking must make for absolute fucking cancer.

>>38467722
>>38467730
Rape to show dominance does not count