Texas Thread

>>38466639
Has whataburger gone downhill?
I had a double burger not long ago, and I was honestly disappointed. Shouldve sticked with the patty melt.

>>38466666
I had a honey butter chicken biscuit for the first time the other day, it was wonderful. Don't care much for their burgers though.
Nice digits, by the way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT47Ysl-2Ew

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Who Houston here?

>>38466666
I am used to live in corpus and they were still everywhere, I'm in DFW now and there not as common as before, I've never really liked it though.

I just moved here from CA, the heat sucks, but at least its not CA. As per usual /r9k/ I have no idea how to go out and meet people. I usually just go to a bar, drink 4 beers over about 2 hours and never say a word to anyone.

So far I'm disappointed by ever restaurant I go to. Its crappy tex mex, overpriced CA wannabe food, and super expensive barbeque.

Nobody in the /soc/ thread replies to my kik messages and no girls on okcupid will respond to my messages, even the ones that liked my profile

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>>38466666
>quints
absolutely /DEVILISH/

>>38466743
why are alot of californians moving to texas now a days? I was in la not too long ago and a I go I spoke too was talking about moving to texas

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>>38466700
Never had it before. Went to whataburger with the intent of getting the avocado sandwich they got, and the dumb cashier told me they didnt have any, until i realized they did whilst eating my burger.
Thanks m8, u too

>>38466743
Also, I love these thunderstorms and torrential rains, but holy shit are these weather forecasts ever fuckin wrong.

>Danger! flash flood warning at 4pm!
>partly cloudy, not a drop of rain at 4:15
Dude, its not even borderline close like super cloudy or anything, its just flat-out wrong. The only thing they get right is 95 degree heat.

>>38466769
*guy I mean

>>38466666
Depends what you get really, I've honestly never been a big fan of their burgers but they still have good tendies. The honey BBQ chicken strip sandwich is god-tier. Breakfast is still really good too, I tend to eat it alot because they're one of the only places open 24/7

Anyone /San Antonio/? We just seem to have overpriced normie themeparks, shopping and muh Aylmao

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>>38466769
Less taxes, fuckin calishits cant appreciate Texas, and will always talk about how Texas is shit, yet they rather not go back.

>>38466731
Whatcha want?

>>38466769
CA has become prohibitively expensive for anyone making under $125k, and its super liberal everywhere.

The best I could ever hope to do in my line of work would be a trailer in a less than desireable area, a shitty 2 bedroom house in the ghetto, or a condominium that I could barely afford.

There are new taxes daily and with the government declaring they want more illegals and expansion of welfare programs, everyone can see it'll be fucked for everyone except the illegals or ultra-wealthy.

>>38466639
lone star state, more like lone garbage state, I moved here 4 months ago and feel like I made a huge mistake, this place sucks bad.

I want Californian thugs out of my state.

>>38466817
ye senpai
SA here
its alright desu
not too south to be a border town and not too north to be austin

>>38466817
Just recently moved here. I've heard the Riverwalk is nice?

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>>38466863
t. calishit

>>38466743
>overpriced CA wannabe food
Found the austincuck
>>38466817
I do, I like it enough here. I neber go out and do normie shit so that doesn't really bother me, but we have pretty good food and it's fairly cheap to live here compared to most cities of this size. I'm moving to Denton in August to go to uni though.

>>38466896
Yeah I did move here from California, even though I hated California, I hate this place way more.

who university of Houston here? also calicucks gtfo nobody wants you here

>>38466731
reporting in

oreeeeganolio

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>tfw i'll be living with my grandma in the outskirts of fucking La Grange with no internet until she sells her house
kill me, there isn't enough anime in the world to make this tolerable

>>38466801
>>38466666
yeah you need to try the tendie sandwich it's amazing, also the patty melt has always been good

>>38466743
>just moved here from CA
>Its crappy tex mex, overpriced CA wannabe food, and super expensive barbeque.
yeah and you fucking people keep those places open ruining all my good restaurants

but at the same time it makes the rent outrageous and puts all the legit places in my neighborhood, untainted by cali-cancer

>>38466958
Typical calicuck can't ever stop whining.

>>38466933
I'm in DFW, but when theres food trucks selling lobster rolls for $22, and an avacado slice costs $2, or mooyah burger wants $14 fuckin dollars for a burger and fries, you tell me thats not some overpriced CA food.

I do like whataburger though, I'd rate it a bit better than in n out because of the size and their fries aren't garbage.

Funny story, I was chatting with a girl and when she found out I was from CA she asked
>oh is that your prius out there?
fuck, even the roasties don't like CA chadcock.

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>>38466793
Its pretty hard to mess that (the temp) up.

Anyone Rockwall here? Fucking hate living here because all the rich snobs and the traffic, and suburbia in general sucks cattle cock.

>>38466998
better become the best fucken real state agent you can be then anon
good luck though lad ill make sure to remember you when i send my energy to all the unfortunate lads out there

>>38466998
>yeah and you fucking people keep those places open ruining all my good restaurants
I'm trying new places nearly every day. If its shit or overpriced, I never go back. Unfortunately, the only casual eateries alright to go alone are usually shit. My coworkers recommend retarded places because
>applewood bacon queso!
Fuck off I'm not paying $10 for cheese and chips

>>38467000
I've lived in california but I'm not from there, but trading that commie cuckhole for this hillybilly homo phobe confederate vile is just as bad as each other, two of the worst fucking states I've lived in.

Who here /WestTexas/?

There's nobody fucking out here, help.

>>38466639
Any qt girls in the Katy-cypress area need a bf? 19, white dude
>help pls

I'm moving from California to be with my qt Texan bf soon. No one suspects I'm from there just yet.

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>>38466666
WATNESSEDDDDDD BROTHAAAAAAAAA

66666

/Dallas

>>38467078
Amarillo here, wish I was in Colorado instead, this town is just some forgotten place from the 70's and is dirty and backasswards as fuck.

>>38466666
>Not getting a Patty melt
you haven't lived yet anon

>>38467095
Californians in Texas are like vegans. Youll let everyone know soon enough

>>38467068
thanks anon

>>38467068
never eat at places on main streets

>>38467078
used to live in Hobbs, seen a chupacabra

>>38466785
Both of those burgers are god tier. I get the stripy one or the avocado

>>38466895
The shops are okay but I think the food is the best part of it, also watching the tourist boats go by can be comfey

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>>38466743

>So far I'm disappointed by ever restaurant I go to. Its crappy tex mex, overpriced CA wannabe food, and super expensive barbeque.

Fuck outta here with that bullshit califag. Thats like saying philly only makes shitty philly cheese steak. Wanna be what? We got illegal aliens here too hell we had Selena here she died in Corpus Christi because of that fan club leader bitch.(im of mexican descent) and the bbq is expensive because its one of the best. I can say the same to FatBurger. Fuck outta here califag. Dont act like you're some Sam Houston, Stephen F. Austin, or Davy Crockett.

Assimilate or GTFO.

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>>38466958
>and I hated califrona

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>>38466639
My best friend moved to corpus today and now we live in the same complex. I finally have an irl best friend. I'm so happy robots.

>>38467176
>corpus
a faith worse than death

If in San Antonio there are several good spic restaurants across the South and West side, just don't get shot

>>38467157
calicucks can't assimilate tho

>>38467223
>just don't get shot
more like don't get raped by homeless

>>38467071

>Get fucked over by an illegal

Or

>Stand Your Ground

Ill stand my ground thanks

>>38467157
>You should like the shitty food because you're in texas!
>Good goy! $20 for barbeque lunch is reasonable!
>Theres nothing better than tex mex which resembles taco bell but when its on a real plate its better!

>>38466639
Austinfag reporting. I hate it here, P Terry's only makes it mildly bearable. I can't wait to move out of the city.

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>>38467251
>but anon-kun that's my fetish

>>38466958
ASSIMILATE OR GTFO

WE AINT WITH THAT MUSLIM COCK NIGGA

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>>38467268
>thinking Pablo the poorfag is inflating his prices
>the fucking small business man
Ffs don't eat there then

Garland anyone?
tony I'm calling you out yes it is me

>>38467229
Well they can fuck off to wyoming rent is cheap there.

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>>38467268
Thats your fault. Depending on where you live, you can enjoy a lot of various foods.
>tfw had Pho for dinner for $7

>>38467218
It's a bit more bearable now at least

>>38467268
Assimilate or gtfo you aint no sam houston

>>38467078
I used to live in Balliger. Shit was toooooooo rural for me. San Angelo was comfy but seemed like a dead end college town where no one does anything. Abilene was ok I guess. I still haven't found my perfect TX town.

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>>38467268
>tex mex resembling Taco Bell
Now I know you're bullshitting. I hate regular tex mex and I know damn well it's WAY different than Taco Bell. Taco Bell is fast food and low effort with lots of grease. Tex mex is not fast food and mid effort with the same amount of grease. You're just shitposting now

>>38467345
Thats the point :^)
>sure is curious as to why so many restaurants go out of business

>>38467358
Oh good, I can drive an hour, or pay $12 for my local Pho place. Hmmmm, I have such a choice to make!

Any other TX anons here wanna get a place in Port Aransas and spend all day fishing?

>>38467353
Bruh you got to be kidding me

Are Californians universally hated?

>>38466978
I'm transferring in the Fall anon. Looks better than my last shitheap of a school

>>38467439
>the taco stand goes out of business
No you autist they moved away. Those places don't go out of business. It's a social/communal/familial hub. They pack up shop and leave at some point.

>>38467460
i want to kill them and rape them

>>38467444
yes but i'm a NEET so you need to drive and buy everything

though i have tackle and poles

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>>38467460
Yes. Cant way for the day they leave, and collapse because their """"mighty"""" economy relies on the union.

>>38467417
Taco Bell has zero fucking grease. I ate at Fuzzy's tacos, it was that generic bland mexican rice, beans from a can, and tacos without anything special that I can remember. Best of all, it was $13.

Torchy's was alright flavor wise, but 2 tacos and a soda somehow came to $11. I'd be fine with that if they were massive or blew me away.

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>>38467493
Do you have autism?
Are you on the spectrum?

>>38467493
Torchys is alright but definitely not worth the price.

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Texas will be legalizing open carry of blades longer than 5.5 inches starting September 1st. Spears, Daggers, Swords are included.

>>38467444
I would but im reluctant on fishing.

>>38467520
No; I don't have a folder of cartoon girls reaction faces.

>>38467556
Can't wait for all the weebs to start carrying katanas.

>>38466978
Not me but does Z-Ro still teach there?

>>38467460
Yeah they have this prestigious attitude but cant do shit.

>>38466875
CALI SHIT OUT. OUT NOW. FIRST CARPETBAGGERS, THEN OAKIES NOW CALIS...

REEEEE

>on my way to deep ellum with my friend for a concert
>Take a wrong turn, have to go under an overpass
>Like 20 homeless people have set up a little shanty town out of boxes
Dallas is too weird for me, y'all.

>>38467568
Well you should invest in one

>>38467223
are you fucking autistic? the whole city (except for stone oak and alamo heights) is carpeted with good taquerias

>>38467026
Oh shit, where in DFW? I'm in Frisco and it's an actual desert here, just suburb

>>38467674
Allen area. /soc/ is apparently worthless for meeting people, its all gay guys and people with mental illnesses.

>mfw I'm a Calicuck
Went back for my birthday a couple years ago, and I felt like I went through a marijuana gauntlet. Texas needs to legalize it.

Who here /DFW/ there's so much to do but I...I don't have a car...

>>38467667
lol I don't know why that shit is still legal. I would murder every homeless person if I could

>>38467727
Keep your degeneracy to your containment state thanks asshole

I live a little outside of Corpus; Port Aransas, to be specific.

I fucking hate Corpus. Our water turns to toxic waste every few months, and it's full of trashy Mexicans. Nearly impossible to find a reliable service around here. Every time I turn on the news, the report is the same: Some Mexican got stabbed, and some drunkard drove through a plexiglass window.

Used to be a nice place in the 60s, according to my dad.

I'm starting to dislike Port A as well. There's nothing to do here, and from March to about October, our island is assailed by the scourge of humanity. Tourists to this island are consistently some of the rudest, dullest people I've ever come across. During the off season, whiny baby boomers from Minnesota and Michigan flood the island. They don't tip for shit, don't drive faster than 15 mph, and are possessed by an awful sense of entitlement.

Needless to say, I'm excited to leave

>>38467856
Hi ben, you found my thread.

Also you're a cuck

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>>38466639
Texas Johnfag here,

I'm convinced Texas is the hooker capital of the US. Selection is off the charts in Dallas and I'm mad jelly. Houston is damn fine too.

As an Austinfag, Austin is like the third best, but damn that bronze is a hella long way from silver & gold.

>>38467792
The cultivation and wholesale of herbs most likely supplied a sustainable wage and way of life that your treasured ancestry surely relied upon, and subscribed to a few centuries ago.

I'm gonna go roll one up right now.

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goddamnit i hate californians
>>38466743
austin?
>>38467493
>hating on Torchy's
stay mad poorfag

>>38467078
I used to be in Lubbock lel

I love the West

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Anyone here seen some the Irish pubs we've got? I play at sessions at them and it is comfy as fuck. Pic related was basically me last week with an accordion.

>>38468215
I love it too, but there's NOBODY FUCKING OUT HERE. I want to meet cool and nice robot friends.

>>38468248
sadly fellow ribbits are pretty hard to find out there in the west, try apps like whisper or whatever app is popular now to meet people now.

>>38468279
I said robot friends, man. It's mostly old people out here in San Angelo.

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>>38468333
>tfw my old crush was from there

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>>38468347
>that weight when

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>live in san antonio
>everyone is 5'2" and brown
>literally get stared at for being an average white guy

Pic related, our women

>>38467078
Midland here, fuck my shit up

>>38467390
Ballinger is so shit. I really liked Amarillo when I stayed there.

>>38467856
>they don't tip

Found the cuck

>>38467693
I used to go to the /soc/ threads to see if there were some cool people with similar hobbies to meet up with, but it's literally always the same degenerates looking for drugs and gay sex. That board is useless.

>>38468638
Yeah, I made a post linking my Kik a few days ago and I said I'm trans and I had like 30 thirsty guys wanting to get in my pants(even though I said I'm not looking for lewd stuff). I hate that board so
much

>your city is the fastest growing city in america
at least my rent is really cheap since there's more apartments opening up in my area than there are people moving in atm.

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>>38467026
Mooyah kinda sucks. Its like In-n-out but expensive.

If your in DFW, recommend Village Burger Bar or chophouse burger. 9/10 Great quality that destroys National Chains. A Burger w/ Fried egg is like $7.

hi i am in waco

>>38468785
>city is the fastest growing city in america
and what city would that be?

>>38468785
Conroe?

>>38469035
Last I heard Conroe was growing super fast so probably Houston.

>>38466853
I think alot of people underestimate the power the pacific state has. A federal push to stop frivolous immigration to California would put less of an emphasis on the receiving of ship-trade and more on shipping out. That would include new ventures like solar and hydrogen energy, marijuana. Even if they seceded, it would be out of fear of totalitarianism and the push for new technology and less outsiders would still come to be, at a lesser scale, though.

>>38469059
That was actually for >>38466836

>>38469091
They'll choose an overhaul sometime. The bear has to make peace with the fed.

>>38467078
Used to live in Big Spring which was an hour drive both ways onbrtween Lubbock and Midland. Like it was an factory town and tgen slave ladour became illegal so now all there is to do is get into fights with Mexicans and go to stripclubs. Also coccain but I'm not that degenerate.

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Sandy is bigger there

>>38469054
yea

orrigionallu

>>38466743
word of advice: anything with a big-ass sign out front and a shitload of cars is going to be shit. if you want good food, go find one of those shopping-strip hole-in-the-walls run by chinks or a friendly spic. you might find a few shitshows but you'd be suprised what some of these places can crank out (look for this shit called pho). as for making friends, even the rudest of people out here have a bit of manners, just bring up some random subject with the guy next to you and let the banter begin, just know some subjects are hallowed grounds.

>>38466801
>go to whataburger
>see that the buffalo sause strip sammich is no more
>ask the manager if they still got 'em
>looks me in the eyes
>"i gotchu, man"
>shit was so cash

>>38467071
then go somewhere else calicuck, because these are clearly not your lands.

>>38467279
>>38467973
Hello fellow austinfags :)

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>>38467579
resident weeb here checking in, as soon as this shit passes im getting a fucking nodachi and you fucks can't say shit!

>>38467026
>lobster rolls
My man
Them shits taste so fucking good
Wish they were cheaper but t b h Cali probably has more imports and has a lot more seafood for less. Even Joe's Crab Shack is ridiculously overpriced. Good as fuck though

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Who /needs to get up at 5am for work but too busy bangin screw/ here?

Where my htine bros at?

>>38469816
Not htown but yes i bang screw all the time. This Is For My Dog is my favorite track of his. I cant till i get my check and waste it on the screw shop

Yankee here, I want to move to Galveston after I finish college. Is it a good city or am I making a mistake?

>>38469495
I'd say colorado is where I'd want to live, I've lived there for 5 years before and I really liked it there.

817 lookin for qt. Talk and whit :)))))