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/"Work"FromHome/ 2017-07-19 01:50:59 Post No. 38465987
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/"Work"FromHome/ Anonymous 2017-07-19 01:50:59 Post No. 38465987 [Report]

>Wake up around 10:30
>Log onto email while sipping delicious coffebrew
>Reply to wageslaves from corporate with normal mumbojumbo
>Make up unvarifiable reasons why work is taking longer than expected
>log off
>fap
>consume copious amounts of alcohol
>imbibe on some impeccable herb
>copy/paste data for 30-45 minutes
>think its time to take a break
>play vidya for few hours
>fap
>copy/paste data for another 30-45 minutes
>thats enough for today
>log off
>injest more elixir and play more vidya
>fap
>sleep

>MFW get paid handsomely for a full 7.5 hour work day
>2011+6
>Not /"Work"fromhome/ masterrace

This is truly the dream for a robot, don't even have to speak to another human being outside of email more than once a month or so

Anonymous 2017-07-19 01:54:20 Post No.38466036
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>>38465987
oh wow, you were able to drink coffee AND masturbate at work? no one has ever managed that.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 01:56:43 Post No.38466083
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>>38465987
what do you do it's like my dream to work from home

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:01:52 Post No.38466168
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>>38466083
I work for an Insurance company, do different projects from time to time

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:02:45 Post No.38466181
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>>38466036
triggered wagie

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:04:03 Post No.38466200
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>>38466083
I can do 99.9% of my job from home as a sysadmin. But my boss likes to see asses in chairs so I have to go in.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:12:02 Post No.38466331
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>>38466200
boomers are subhuman scum.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:17:59 Post No.38466439
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Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:17:59 Post No.38466439 [Report]

>>38466200
also a sysadmin

i want to work from home, but not sure how to make it happen.

Anonymous 2017-07-19 02:26:53 Post No.38466604
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>>38466331
Amen, can't wait till they fucking retire

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>>38466181
well what if I describe a bunch of normal things tho?

>my job is so amazing literally so amazing
>wake up around 3
>pay the prostitute next door to come over and make me breakfast she's always hard up for cash and willing to clean and cook for smokes or whatever
>go sit all day
>in a chair
>all day
>a chair!
>set my own schedule and the faster I finish the faster I fuck off
>never have to see anyone else
>listen to audiobooks all night
>don't spend my money on drugs or alcohol
>as a result only have to work like 30 hours a week

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