how do you talk to the average normal?

>>38465699
ahahaha yo bruh you dum af nigga virgin ass nigga haha

>>38465699
Originally...VERY SLOWLY AND WITH EACH WORD ARTICULATED DISTINCTLY.

>Fucking brainlet normies, man

Maintain eye contact with the floor

>hey
>I dunno
>Alright
>Sure whatever
>Sure, will do
>Seeya
Thats 90% of my daily vocal vocabulary.

nigga,haha like go outside and open your mouth and make noise. nigga like what the fuck, how can someone be friendless?

>>38465792
>college roommate is an insufferable "macho" normie
>confronts me because i don't give him my undivided attention
>"why aren't you making eye contact with me"
>these people are the considered normal

>>38465699
>what do you study?
>pink floyd is a great band!
>Buzzfeed videos are really cool!
>What are you doing on the weekend? --Oh really, haha, you're sure to have a great time, I haven partied since forever!
>What are you doing after class?

>>38465699
I don't and If I must do it, it is only for courtesy or business purpose.