times you fucked up at work

I forgot to add that if I lose this job I will probably not be able to pay for rent next month. I do not know where else I can live but I think I can probably stay without paying rent for at least 3 months.

Kiss your job goodbye, fag.

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>>38464773
>college research shit for muh work experience
>studying crawdads or some shit
>job is to measure and weigh them
>sometimes lucky enough to put them in the pit
>pit is where two go to interact
>get a bigger pit one day
>only person working that day
>roastie tells me to do mass integration to reduce size or something
>doesnt mention it needed by gender and size at a timr
>dump all in pit
>leave for lunch break
>come back to lab
>silence of the crawdads
>crays going full aushwitz
>legs and busted shells bobbing in the water
>panic and start shoveling them back into containers
>pinched and bleeding for days
>some survivors died from injuries
>sperg out and leave
>quit group
>find out roastie got btfo by professor and lost TA position

It's only 3 days. Tell the truth.

>>38464773
>times you fucked up at work
do you want us to talk about times we fucked up at work or do we want to just talk about your thing

I go into work high as shit every day. AMA

>>38464773
You are a fucking retard OP, now go find a new job.

>>38465138

Thats a waste of weed, first thing I do when I get home is smoke a bowl though

No call no show, you're fucked.
better hope you're extremely valued or liked at your workplace.

>>38465138
whoa dude so cool
tell me more about how cool you are

>>38465138
DUDE
668883*&

It's called responsibility and accountability, now be an adult and hone this skills that extend their utility past the work force.
Faggot.

Sidenote, Ernst Junger would spit in your face for being an incompetent dunce such as yourself. Man up.

Wait what? What are the odds you happen to run into a coworker in one of the biggest online games? Lol

Just blame it on Those jews

>>38464773
That last part is absolute gold. Even if you keep your dead-end job all of the younger people at work now constantly joke about you being essentially a robot behind your back.

>>38465138
Cowabunga dude! 420 blaze it all day err day am I right?

Had a similar thing happen to me when I was a janitor and just stayed in one room watching porn all day. I got away with it for exactly 2 days until the building people got mad because some retard shit all over one of the bathrooms and I left it that way all day.

>>38464773

Most places will fire you almost instantly for a no call no show. All you have to do is show up.

You're fucking up in literally the stupidest possible way you can fuck up.

They're probably going to fire you but if you've been there a long time they might forgive you. If you want to salvage this you need to get on the phone immediately and tell them the truth.

If you just show up tomorrow and pretend like nothing happened they're probably going to laugh in your face and tell you that you don't work here anymore.

>>38464773
>no one ever told me getting a job would be this stressful
nigga you skipped 3 days of work in a row. You can be lazy at work, you can call-in sick when youre not really sick but what the fuck anon. No sympathy.

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>>38465080

Just tell them I did not want to go because I felt like I needed a break and did not want to tell them that? Are you sure they won't be mad? Do people do this often?

>>38465164

Thanks for the honesty. Probably just going to forget about it and start looking for a new job. Safe to list my old manager as a reference or will he remember this?

>>38465188

No he would not. Why do you think he would?

>>38465201

They probably did before too.

For some reason I do not think it would be a good idea to call today - maybe I will text later and explain that this has been a pretty serious misunderstanding but I look forward to putting in 110% from now on and we should all be good.

If my co-workers ask what I was doing, should I tell them I was playing CSGO or would it be better to say I was getting tested or had some business to take care of?

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>>38464773

>be me
>work late night warehouse job
>drivin forklifts n shit
>one day I was moving some boxes
>driving down a narrow area between two shelves near the break room
>suddenly a 8/10 qt appears
>must have been from the corporate office or something
>afraid to look her way
>try to maintain focus
>she walks by and smiles at me
>i sperg out, smile back and mumble a hello
>thefocushasbeenlost.gif
>keep driving forward and bust through a wall like the motherfucking fucking kollaid man
>ohyeah.mp3
>tfw boss was cool about it when i told him i must have been tired
>tfw i still had to pay 4000$ to get the wall fixed but got to keep my job

>>38464773
>yells on mic at you
>knows personal info
>knife kills you
>also skipped work
This is actually the funniest thing I've ever heard, enjoy homelessness you retard. You better start BOOKIN' IT for those neetbux or ur fucked as SHIT