>tfw no low self esteem qtbf to strap to a chair and violently

guys please im desperate

>>38464768
Kill yourself you filthy fucking sodomite.
You deserve THE BOG

>>38464812
I'm a woman you shithead

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>tfw no qt gf to superglue her cunt shut and push her down the stairs whenever I get pissed off after playing videogames

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While the sentiment is quite erotic, there are quite a few things wrong with this scenario.
>you're likely not a woman
>if you are, you're probably fat
>even if you're a nonfat woman, you definitely have mental disorders
>you likely do not live near me

>>38464768
You a femanon? I'm pretty fucking broken and lonely, would love to chat. Got a throwaway email or discord?

>>38464972
Chagrinterest#0119

A/S/L Femanon (male?)

>>38465074
FUCK OFF I'M NOT A FUCKING DUDE

>>38465112
sounds like something a male anon would say, what proof do you have mate? Tell me something only a femanon would know.

>>38464622
This is verry simple to solve as you are a women.

Now post a pic of you, first.

Then i'll ask a few questions. and we'll identify the problehm and find a solution.

>>38464622
Are you a girl and would be willing to take care of me after that?

>>38465327
op is basically a dude

>>38465327
>Are you a girl
yes
>willing to take care of me after that?
no

>>38465367
>yes

Dropped.

>>38465398
I don't even blame you. Everything r9k thinks of us is the truth. Why else would I want to tie a man down?

>>38465367
where u located? and more specifically than just country

>tfw no qt gf to cut your throat while riding you

>>38465367
Can you atleast kill me after you're done then?

>>38465430
Merry old fuckin London mate

>>38465487
Ew, Muslim.

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>short
>submissive
>low self-esteem
>fantasize about being edged by a dominant, older woman

Sounds like a job for me!

>>38465442
>>38465481
why the fuck not I love euthanasia

>>38465535
Hot, gib throwaway email or whatever

>>38465516
I ain't no fucking mudslime m8, but shove your cock in my burka hole by all means

>>38465535
[email protected] Actually just have mine.

>>38465255
>Now post a pic of you, first.

No because I'm fat.

>>38466462
We don't care, we'll orbit you anyways

>>38466462
>>38466485
This isn't even me LMFAO

>>38466512
Did you post your Discord earlier? Was that someone else?

>>38466523
I posted muh discord but this bitch claiming I'm a fattie ain't me

>>38466542
Okay so I added you but you didn't accept?

>>38466512
>This isn't even me LMFAO
ok. Can the actual you deliver?