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iz this the average chads life?

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iz this the average chads life?
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I feel no envy... only disgust.
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>>38462646
>ywn experience this type of degeneracy
it hurts
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Damn my fucking drug fetish I am hot now
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>>38462714
Same here, everyday I'm more and more disgusted by normies.
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>>38462646
god i REALLY REALLY dont want to end up with a gf whos done slutty shit
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>>38462944
I'm sorry, anon, but that is the fate of us all. She'll lie right to your face if you ask. You'll never know for sure, unless you get lucky and see the pictures or someone tells you.
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>>38462987
I really want to find an indoorsy gamer girl

I don't care if a girl has had sex with guys in relationships but I don't want random hook up shit
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>>38462646
Daamn dude. It probably does happen to chads,but that's like one of those "best night of my life" stories you hear from them. So it's probably not very common.
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>>38462646
This is the avg day for a normie believe it or not we aren't even close to knowing what it's ike to be a normie.
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>>38463023
>indoorsy gamer girl
If she went to college/uni, she rode the carousel.
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>>38463023
my sweet summer child... nowadays with tinder, literally every girl is on the carousel. just getting pumped, cum all over their face, lovelessly. our social reclusion is a gift from the gods, we're safe from this debauchery and heartless culture
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>>38463313
I've talked to a few (it's rare) girls with some self respect and don't like to be sluts and you have to talk to them for months for anything and they won't even talk about sex
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>>38463442
>and they won't even talk about sex
With you. They won't talk about sex with you. Because you're not a sexual entity to them. Just you watch. When someone attractive comes along they'll talk about sex in the very first chat they have with them.
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>tfw bitches will never snort anything off your dick
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>>38463495
Well I have hotter girls talk about sex early on

Wtf do I do just accept girls slutty pasts cause that is NOT happening
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>>38462646

>Paying for 3 hookers and their drug addiction.
>whoa he is sooooo sucessful.
>WHOA HE IS SO CHAD!


Get real, Kiddo.
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>>38463554
You do and you don't. You have to accept that's reality but you don't have to accept it into your life. You're free to live alone.
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>>38463603
So the chances of finding an unslutty girl is like finding a unicorn
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>>38463662
You're being memed upon. /r9k/ losers are delusional
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I don't understand what is going on in the video. Somebody plz explain.
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>>38463707
No he's right tho pretty much all girls have been sluts at one time
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I fucked 3 girls at the same time on a cruise once.
None of you will believe me. I don't care.
I'm bipolar so I have bouts of long term seclusion.
But when I am on and in the right situation.
I AM KING
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>>38462646
This is the average normie life
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>>38463741
storytime, even if 99% of the people here don't believe you, drop greentext
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>>38462646
who the fuck else got jealous of 0:37 for sucking that piece of dicko
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>>38463741

storytime anyway. It will be like a fanfiction story.
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>>38463838
Honestly these kind of events aren't as rare as they seem for some normies.
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Anyone here believes in the /white people baka/ meme? Cos this video might be proof of that meme being true
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>>38463958
s m h*

not baka
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>>38463905
>>38463716
They are snorting cocaine off each other and trust me it's common.

If you're doing coke chances are you'll get horny. It starts with one girl getting rowdy and asking if anyone wants to do a line off her tits.

Eventually you're all in an orgy swapping girls and doing more bumps off charlie off each other.

It's not like it's planned or anything, just how drug parties end up like
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>>38463716
There are two girls. Each of the two lady's snorts one line of cocaine off the man's penis. Then he gets up and another lady puts cocaine on the woman who is about to get pounded... she is in the doggy style position. The guy begins to jerk his uncut meat, then stops for a moment to snort the prepared cocaine off her ass.. then he is about to put his junk into her but pulls out and rejusts himself and then shoves his phallus into the young lady and goes to pound town.
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Also OP where did you find that video?
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>>38464057
There at at least two guys and three girls, aren't there? I'm a fucking blindfag so I don't trust myself much
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>>38463741
>>38463845
>>38463883
sure it's not this amazing story.
>be fit for years and tall
>go on spring break cruise with friends
>First night of the cruise I am "chosen" lol
>One of this 3som of solid 7s comes up to me and says
>"you"
>"Me"?
>Were looking for a guy to ride.
>Do you have a big dick?
>I say as I happen to be hung like horse.
>She's like bullshit bla bla
>I'm like grab it.
>This for some reason impressed the sluts.
>She didnt right then, but this was the introduction
>Next day see them out at senior frogs. End up making out with all three of them.
>Go back with my friends see them when we are getting on the boat all nice and drunk.
>Put my arms around them were bullshitting.
>Walk back with them to their room
>I'm drunk here and just not giving a fuck. I'm where I needed to be.
>Push all 3 of them on the bed next to each other on their back.
>Grab a bottle of liquor pull their bottoms to the side one by one pour liquor on their pussies 1 by one and eat them out one by one.
>They were like shocked but loved it.
>I'm hard as a rock obviously
>They stand up giggleing saying that was really hot and shit like that.
>start grabbing my budging dick and take it out.
>Their all just groping me.
>They lay me down and start riding me.
>They take turns.
>I cant believe this shit is fucking happening.
>We fuck for a while, I dont bust because I'm so drunk.
>spend the rest of the cruise as their guy.
>We go to dinner, It was me with all three.
>I would fuck them individually in the bathrooms and shit for the remaining 2 days.
>They would even get possessive over me and jealous.
It was amazing.
On the last day when we were getting off the boat. I hugged all three of them
Never saw or heard from them again.

I peaked that cruise. I had done 3 other cruises and did other awesome shit like fucking girls in their ass in the bathroom and getting my dick sucked in the corner of the dance floor.
But that was my moment.
How fucked up is being bipolar, I
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>>38462646
this video makes me feel very disgusted and very angry
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>>38464176
that I can have moments like that when i'm up.
But legit think about suicide non stop when i'm down.

One piece of advice I preach to all young dudes. Have a nice fucking body and go on spring break cruises.

Status and money do not matter of these boats. It is raw sexuality. Nobody knows anyone, it's not about social media.

It's about getting away from your shit life and going nuts and doing shit you would never do.

I root for you guy, I root for the guys on lookism I root for the guys on r/incels.

I hope you all get to experience what I did
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>>38462646
I'd rather be a virgin than live like that.
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>>38464176
>>38464225

I never thought I'd use this word but you're... degenerate.
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>>38464228
COPE


origjiaijgijea
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>>38464176
>liquor on their pussies

Do you mean alcohol? If you weren't inventing this shit up you would know that doing that shit gets you straight into the hospital. I've heard about girls who soak a tampon in vodka and put it in their pussy. It obviously ends up real badly.

Nice storytelling anon
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>>38464225
>Have a nice fucking body
Well that excludes me then doesn't it.
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>>38464167
In this vhs clip of this particular, home made video (that I have never watched before).. all that I see are three individuals. 2 females and 1 male.
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>>38462646
>nobody mentioned the wedding rings yet
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>>38462714
this was a fantastic show
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>>38464167
>>38464359
I see three women
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>>38464273
for sure. But only in situations like that.
In my normal life I conduct myself like any strong conservative white male should.

But when the time is right and the situation is right. I go stright fucking cave man and women do exactly the same.

The human animal is real and it is in everybody. Ive had had sluts choke themselves to the point of throwing up on my dick. They have asked me to piss on them.
We all have reputation and society demands we behave certain way.
But behind closed door, when the cameras are off. Were all disgusting degenerates.

>>38464339
What Liquor, Alcohol . IT was whatever bottle grabbed from their room. It was probably vodka. Its not like a poured in their pussy, it was on their pussy.
And it was like
>pour
>Lick it all off and keep licking.
One of the sluts did say it burned tho, I do remember that
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>>38462646
Why does coke have to be so damn expensive?
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>>38464352
get to work now you can have it in 2 years.
It's worth it.

Think about your life in two years. You could turn it all around
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>>38462646
yes that's what it's like. im jealous of the whole situation and also wish my benis was that big. goddamn it

t. 25kv
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>>38464384
Good eyes dude.

That's just fucked.
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>>38464176
>>38464225

Are you mitomaniac?
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>>38464483
what is mitomaniac?
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Robots look at that video and actually want that life? I'm disgusted. I never wanted to do shit like that with a girl, I've always wanted a fairy-tale romance. That shit is why I don't trust women, I'm not jealous that they're doing those things without me, I'm turned off by the sight of it.

I remember very clearly in my first year of high school when I was partnered with some cute girls for a group project because nobody else wanted to be with me. And they treated well enough until the conversation shifted to seedier subjects and they asked me what type of alcohol I liked the most. I answered that I didn't drink alcohol, I was underage and plus it was bad for you. That was when the more typical giggling and condescending tones began. I figured I was hanging out with like-minded people here. Guess I was wrong.
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>>38464457
I just saw it in a better quality with sound

http://www.pornocarioca.com/tres-amigas-putas-viciadas-em-cocaina-fizeram-uma-orgia-regada-de-po-com-o-fornecedor-delas-e-gravaram-um-video-da-putaria-caiu-na-net/
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>>38464537

Inventing stories in the internet, for uknown reasosns.
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>>38464483
it's "mythomaniac" you sperg, someone who compulsively creates myths.
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>>38464586

>tres amigas putas viciadas
>three slut drug addict girlfriends.

holy shit, my sides.
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>>38462646
Just go and see an escort who advertises as a "party girl" she'll hook you up with some coke and sniff it off any body part you want.
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>>38464537
>>38464693
it's real. It can happen to you. Luck is when opportunity and preparation meet.

Get in the gym tomorrow in 2 years go on a spring break cruise.
I hope you guys get to experience that
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>>38464871
I bet their fathers would be so proud.
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>>38464228
Ur lying, anon.
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>>38462646
This could be your life if you got a job and saved up a few hundred dollars.
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>>38465602
those are 3 solid 7s and a nice hotel room.
You can have a night like that but it will run around 2k 3k
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>>38464586
these are germans
holy fuck
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>>38464176

>This is the life Chad lives
>Tfw fully blackpilled

Is there anything left to say? Is there anything left to do?
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>>38464384
girls often wear them to get out of situations with creeps.

>>38462646
average rich chads life. i've seen coke done off of topless girls asses and it's hard as fuck to get into those parties. even among frats it's rare. it's not much different for normies, they do shots and dance with girls and then sleep with the same girl they've known for a while.
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>having to turn to his side in order to fuck properly
fucking hooklet
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This is chad's average monday night.
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>>38466046
what is this? where is this from. what ihow why
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>>38466113
I dunno senpai I got it from /gif/
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>>38464585
They cry when they don't get it too.

Original
>>38464585
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>>38462646
>hot blonde chicks doing 8balls on my dick
That must be what heaven is like, fuck i wish that were me so bad.
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>>38466773

The top 10% of men enjoy this life.
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>>38466925
top 3 if even
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>>38463601
/thread
I've done the same as him, but we smoked meth and had a fucking, licking & sucking session.
>tfw it was a 4 hour sex session and busted a huge nutt on their faces
That was on 4th of July this year and it just cost me $280 (including drugs, 2 hookers, booze and room).
Robots, ya gotta get on this shit.
>having two bitches just sniff, suck and lick your cock & balls for two hours
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>>38466773
Fuck that looks fun, one day, in sha allah
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>>38466046
im so worried that the girl i marry will have been one of those girls

i think about it non stop

think about the odds he just ruined like 20 women and made them worthless at once
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>>38467243
Kill yourself you disgusting degenerate

blox
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>>38467452
Stop being a social recluse. Don't get all 'Muh Deus Vult N sheeeeeeeiit' on my ass you bigger.
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>>38467243

But chads do that without paying anything.

This is why you still a beta.
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>>38467591
you're retarded if you think money is involved in any of the webms here
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>>38467392
I mean it's not like he did anything to their orafaces in the video
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>>38467617

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BREAHTS INTERNALLY]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>original
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>>38467591
I look like a Chad, but have a robot soul (due to being shut in vidyas master for a decade). I'll give you that, I am sort of a beta, but none the less, I only get hookers on occasion. I still get laid with chicks I know. I plan for another session in early August.
>$40 motel room for the night
>$30 for meth
>$20 for booze
>$120 for a single hooker for the night (because she'll get her meth fix)
I wanna get this older, 40 year old big tit roastie named Valerie.
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>>38466046
STOP HOARDING ALL THE SLUTS ITS NOT FAIR
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>>38467392
but all women are worthless
chad ruining women is an oxymoron
these women just showed their true nature
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>>38464448
Can I make my bones and dick bigger?
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>>38463724
And the only reason that bothers you is that you're jealous.
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>>38467694

See, you arent a chad, cuz you pay for hookers.

>i still get laid with chicks i know

Are they stacies or something? I bet they aren't.
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>>38467392
>>38467908

Some girls are really fuckin dumb, 1 hour ago, I saw this video.
Just look the part when the twin talks to a stranger mexican nigga, then he slap her ass for no reason, she don't do anything.

>6:30
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>>38468472
>>38467908

shit, i forget the video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCjADUdvKdU

>6:30
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>>38467633
he made them slaves
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>>38462646

>So used to this doesn't even have a boner
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>>38468490
Thank my autism I never became involved with such a crowd of vapid stacies and banal chads
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>>38468579
yeah t-thanks
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