the closest you got to sex

>girl on crowded bus stands in front of me
>ass presses against the tip of my dick and my hand in my pocket

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These all happened in high school senior year.

>fingered a girl in class during a movie

>same girl and another girl both on separate occasions let me massage their tits
>they just payed their heads down on their arms on the desk
>they had blankets over their head and shoulder area
>they ask to massage their shoulders
>do it
>they direct my hands down their shirt into their bra and around their tits
>start squeezing and rolling their pimples between my fingers
>quiet moaning

I probably could have fucked them.

25 year old virgin now and haven't sexually touched a woman since then.

Am I a robot or something else? I'm not ugly but I'm also not attractive. I'm 6'. Not fat but not athletic either. Have a job with decent pay. Still live with parents.

>>38463486
>payed

I meant laid.. or lied. Fuck this phone.

>>38463486
Why the fuck do I not properly proofread. Fuck me.
>pimples

Nipples obviously.

>>38462342

I've fucked 10 girls, some hot, some not. Most on the first date. Ask me anything

t. 5'9" 150lb skinnyfat emo hipster prettyboy who uses 4chan memes irl

>be 14yo
>girl calls me over
>no one home
>we sit on her bed
>be really awkward
>stand up and start laughing at her baby photos she had on her wall
>leave shortly after and never talk to her again

>>38463590
I like your style nigga

>>38462342
I have a lot of these sadly

>at neighbor girl house 2 houses down, summer break between 10th and 11th grade
>she's wearing short shorts and a belly shirt
>both laying on her bed playing super mario sunshine
>she keeps rolling around on the bed onto me
>"anon you can take your shirt off if you want...."
>take shirt off
>she keeps rolling into me, rolling ontop of me, wrestling for controller, touching me
>keep playing game gotta get the next star
>go home 30 minutes later b/c get tired of playing mario

>high school, in walmart parking lot in car with girl from art class
>had gone inside and bought a big bag of skittles
>while we were standing in line she kept hugging me and hanging off of my shoulders
>felt embarrassed the entire time
>get into car
>she wants to see my belly button for some reason
>she puts a skittle in it and eats it out and starts kissing my stomach
>feel embarrassed
>she ties her shirt up and wants me to do the same thing to her
>do it but feel kind of weird b/c she isn't oneitis
>suddenly realize i have to be back home before 11 and drop her off at her house

>1 year after high school
>oneitis has her own apartment
>invites me over
>we're going to the beach
>sitting on her bed and she walks in wearing jean shorts and bikini top only holding it on with her hand
>"needs help" buttoning her shorts b/c they are too tight and needs me to tie her top
>fidget with her hips and belly and shorts and then tie her top
>go to beach and sit on bench and she snuggles me for 2 hours
>asks me if i want to spend the night over
>laying in her bed talking
>suddenly get nervous and go home

>college
>girl comes over to my apartment to work on project
>sitting on opposite sides of my room
>she gets off couch and walks over to me on her knees and then lays down next to me
>rolls over onto her back and stares up at me and tangles her legs up with my legs and rubs them together
>i keep staring resolutely at laptop
>she does this for 10 minutes then gives up

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>>38462342
my hand is the only sexual thing that has happened to me

>>38462342
I haven't even had something close to a sexual encounter. A girl once climbed on my back once. That's got to count for something, right?

>>38463486
Are you me? Minus being 6'
>5'8
I had really close encounters as well, but I'm a beta at heart and fate is never on my side. So I've never sealed the deal. I've put the tip of my dick in a girl, but didn't get to fuck/cum. Am I still technically a virgin?

Got to a whore house, twice, my dick did not get up cuz i was nervous, drunk and high on cocaine

Shit it is difficult to read all these stories without feeling completely alien for the fact that I am so completely deprived of any human affectionate contact. Really makes me feel weird.

who else knows dis feel

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>>38464664
I do, pal. I do.

>>38463486
Dude, you just need to get out there. Get on an online dating site, go outside, meet people, pick up a hobby other than masturbating, ect.

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>>38464664
we all know, but we connect through our differences and similarities