>painted my oneitis and gave it to her
>she called me a creep
>painted my oneitis
>she got mad because I put paint all over her
>>38461203
>Told oneitis I thought she was the most beautiful thing I'd ever seen
>She told me that she loved me and hated being apart.
>Then I woke up
Life is pain. Why won't it end.
>>38461203
I hope you learned something from this young man
I don't understand the appeal of romanticism.
>>38462001
pretty much the feeling of satisfaction that you worth something to someone you respect
>>38461203
Shouldn't have used semen as ink, desu.
>>38461203
Can you send a pic of the painting OP?
Shit, if a girl painted a portrait of me I'd be scared. There's merit to that reaction
>>38461203
Well no shit, because you're not on that level
>>38461203
Think of all the times that Shakespeare was called a creep for writing those cringey sonnets.
>tfw the principle of least interest is a major part of why our culture is so shitty
>>38461203
Yeah but imagine if this guy gave her the portrait, she'd probably have it hung on a wall and he'd give her a dick buffet
>>38462001
expressing strong feelings you can't hold in any longer feels satisfying. Especially when you're afraid to express them, but if you're accepted instead of rejected despite the fear you felt it's that much more rewarding.
>>38461203
>you paint her
>Chad mates her
>>38463427
Yes, because it would mean objectively more coming from him.
A well-bred, good looking man with the discipline to maintain a good body and the social attunement to make the right fashion choices is not one who NEEDS to resort to eccentric gimmicks to compensate for a lack of appeal.
>>38461203
Post the painting, unless it was shitty
>>38463602
absolute b8
>>38461203
You should've shot her.
>>38463638
Doesn't matter what my motivations are, I'm not wrong.
>>38463443
lol @ this beta provder cuck thinking he's in an actual relationship, look at that big bag of goodies he got her from the store
>>38463602
>maintain a good body
Yeah brah, we can all maintain a 9/10 face, height and broad shoulders, it's so easy brah. like bruh just lift and b confident
>>38462001
You remind me of herI hope u BURN IN HELL SATAN
>>38461203
You deserve it desu, that's fuckin spergy lmao
>>38462561
>>38463608
I thought it came out pretty good.
>>38463693
>Yeah brah, we can all maintain a 9/10 face, height and broad shoulders, it's so easy brah. like bruh just lift and b confident
This is the banter equivalent of someone with cerebral palsy trying to punch me in the face from four feet away
>>38463831
Jesus fucking christmas xD
>>38463831
I like it. What a bitch she was, you dodged a bullet OP.
>>38463831
holy fucking shit
i dont really think it was a good as you think op
>>38463858
>xD
something about robots