>at a friend's birthday party last night >girl throws

If this is not a made-up story, you're doing God's work.
Rejecting females is the way to go.

>>38460799
Proof that OP is once again a beta fag

>>38460849
It's 100% real. She got on her knees and was going to unzip my jeans, but I pushed her away. She eventually passed out and I left. Went home and watched Initial D.

>friend drags me to a party
>Leaves to go grab drinks
>Gone for 5 seconds before neckbeard walks up to me
>The stench of old McDonald's and unwashed body parts is unbearable
>Says "Y-you're very pretty m'lady" as Dorito crumbs and flecks of dried semen fall off his shirt
>Thoroughly disgusted
>Walk over to friend in order to get the fuck away from this guy
>Hear him mumble something about roasties and posting on 4chan before I get out of earshot
>see local hambeast walk over a minute later

>He posts this on 4chan that night

>>38460799
What are some stories where the nigga doesn't reject the bitch?

>>38460949
>you get drunk and grab Chad's D
>he ignores you to watch Initial D

>>38460949
>initial D
Ur cool
If you're from Soflo wanna hang out?

>>38461153
Sorry anon but I'm not in Soflo.

>>38460799
nice dubs, also,
saving myself till marriage >:^]

>>38460799
>Being a chadbot with normie friends
Sucks desu

>>38460949
Your oneitis doesn't care about you anon and she'll only like you if you fuck this girl, I'm not kidding here. Unless you're engaged to her then just fuck the bitch.

>>/tv/
originally kill niggers.