Who here has the worst job of us all T. Sewage technician

>>38460382
do you actually get your hands dirty?

>>38460382
>grocery bagger
Im too retarded to do ANYTHING else, believe me, ive tried.

>>38460382
That must pay well though?

>>38460845
How do I do this without having to do other shit in the store?

>>38460382
PHP coder

>>38460382
Come on mate, how bad can it be? Also feel some pride, you're practically a civil servant.

Wealth/asset management.

>>38460382
Reporter. I win. Would rather shovel shit.

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>>38460382
What are you complaining about? It looks like all you guys do is play around all day.

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3be_1326570950

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>>38461042
You better watch out, Trump is coming for you.

>>38460860
8.75 an hour originally

>>38460382

That's pretty cool to be honest.

>>38460845
Give examples of how dumb
Can't you ring up customers?

>>38460865
The only other stuff you have to do is clean the floors and bring in grocery carts.

>>38461619
Nope, i tried to do it for one month and failed terribly.
They gave me a few chances like oh hes new hell get the hang of it haha no one is that useless haha.
Jokes on them i AM that useless.
Also im very bad at math so if i have to give change back i have to take a minute or to think about it.

>>38461765
>Hand baskets
>Floor mats
>Recycling
>Trash
There's a lot more too

>>38461765
>>38461806
What's the position called? All this sounds good as long as I don't have to interact with people much.

>>38461042
you do shovel shit for a living tho

>>38461091
Okay what the fuck dude

>>38460382
I water plants part time. Job isnt that bad but i fucking hate kids and they never stfu

>>38461913
Maybe you should water the plants instead of children?

sewage technician sounds comfy get a pet rat keep him in pocket call him mr jingles

>>38460845
t. Eggman

origianl

My job is fairly easy but I work 11-hour night shifts for 2.50 euros/hour, minus 58 euros for insurance. I work longer and get paid less than everyone I know. Also, because of the fucked up schedule, I have to sleep during the day and work all night so my social life is more non existent than when I was a shut-in neet. I gave my two-weeks notice yesterday, I don't need this shit.

>>38461821
Unfortunately its the job where youre exposed to customers quite a bit.
The position is courtesy clerk.
Better get used to faking that smile anon.

>>38461896
what, you never got drunk and curious and bored?
calling bullshit

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>>38461091
Why would they do that, disgusting

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>>38461091
For what reason would somebody do this to themselves...?

>>38461896
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>>38464276
Which one are you guys even talking about? You know the video is different from the webm, right?

I'm a janitor at my state's capitol building.

I'm pretty sure my job ranks pretty high on any "least respected jobs" list but I don't care. It's an autistic persons dream- I show up, clock in alone, empty some trash cans, restock the bathrooms and run the vacuum over any spills and swipe a rag over a few tables.

That's it. Literally. It takes 45 to an hour and half max. The rest of the night I can do whatever I want. Listen to music, exercise, surf the web. I love it, and the benefits are fantastic.

I can see why normal people would hate it though since you really, genuiely have to like isolation and entertaining yourself for hours in an empty building. Have to pass a federal background check and be sober. A true robot.

>>38461597
Oh. That's a bit depressing

>>38465311

be sober to get the job or do they test randomly?

>>38465357
For the interview they do. I could probably get away with being intoxicated but it's not my thing.