>no 8 inch cock friend

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Why do you need this anon

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>>38457046
Reporting in, watcha need me for Anon?

>>38457509
OP is a size queen, that's why he needs one.

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>>38457549
Be my friend. Give hugs. That sort of thing.

>>38457575
Umm sure Anon, do you have a discord or something?

>>38457591
millow#3340

>tfw 9 inches
>tfw nobody wants anything above 8 inches

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I am not the op and I also want one but he has to be feminine and cute and dominant and a weeb and love touhou...

>>38457792
>tfw masculine, dominant and love Touhou
I'm also not 8 inch

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>>38458034
>>38457746
Please add me too.

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>>38458034
>Masculine
nuh
sorry..

>ywn have a big willy friend you can casually suckle on while he plays viddy games

>>38457746
Whoops, I forgot to add you. Please accept Anon

>>38457046
My cock is 8 inches, but I'm straight though. Unless you want an anime/vidya friend.

no 8 inch cock friend-domo yamate!

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>have 8 inch cock friend
>emphasis on "friend"
>he doesn't love me like I love him
>tfw I will never suck his cock
>tfw I will never touch his cock
>tfw I will never even SEE his cock

I write this post in a joking manner but I am seriously almost crying now
hold me

>>38459057
"Have an 8 inch cock friend".
"tfw I will never SEE his cock".
These 2 contradict eachother.

>tfw 5' 5 manlet and 4 inch micropenis
just kill me already

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>>38459278
Is 'cock friend' a term I'm not familiar with? I thought OP simply meant a friend with an 8 inch cock.
He's told me his dick size because I asked, but I will never see it because he only loves me platonically.

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>tfw only 7 inch dicklet

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>>38459339
I know this feeling.

When he tells you, it feels like you struck gold.

>>38459576
How big is your oneitis' dick, hon?

Are you girls or just fags ?

>>38460086
i've been advised by others on this board to never truthfully answer this question.