1. Show up at the location 2. Speak with the manager 3. Uphold

>they tell you they're only accepting online applications

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>>38455004
Lazy anons are terrible. They don't know how to firmly shake hands to secure employment. I WILL TEACH THEM.

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>>38455026
I shook a hand and it didnt work

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>>38455040
Whether you got the job or not, you're coming with me to apply at another place. Your move, Champ.

>>38454997
OK, you fucking whiners, let's talk about getting a real job
1) Go to all the fast food joints you can get to in a reasonable amount of time. Apply to all of them.
--if you get offered a job, TAKE IT.
2) Google 'free resume builder'; go to two of those sites; make a free resume.
--be honest; yes, a short one does help
3) Go to Robert Half, Randstad, Adecco, and Kelly (staffing agencies); register on each one as a candidate
--don't lie about anything here, either
4) Google 'staffing agencies near me'; eliminate the ones that do 'executive recruiting' only; apply at all of the rest
5) Register as a job seeker at Monster, Indeed, and post your resume as a job seeker
6) Go to your state career page and post your resume there, too
7) Print 5 copies of your resume; have a nice folder to carry them
8) Have a pair of nice pants and a shirt with a collar for interviews
9) When you go for an interview yes, look them in the eye when you shake their hands, then try to relax; just tell the truth. 'I need the money' is a great answer to why you want the job.
10) When you get to the interview, give them a copy of your resume
NOTES:
You are there to earn money, not make friends. Be friendly, but don't mention anything in the interview that isn't about 'if you give me money, I'll work for you' and 'I am trustworthy'.
-A job that doesn't pay well earns you 100% more than no job pays you.
-The job you want requires 3 years experience? That is what fast food and temp work is for.
-If you CAN go to a trade school, GO!
>sheesh