What is it like sleeping next to a girl?

I sometimes slept next to my mom when I was a kid.

>she will fart in her sleep
>you will wake up from being cold because she has pulled the whole blanket for herself

>>38454790
elbows all night

>>38454790
>what sounds do they make when they sleep
BRAPPPPP BRAAAAAAP BRRRRRRAAAPPPPPPPPPP

>>38454946
My gf once elbowed me right in the teeth. Bled and hurt like a motherfucker.

no they don't get random wet
buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
they pee a little during their sleep;just a tiny bit ,they won't notice it anf if you ask a girl irl she'll probably say no.but I KNOW

I fantasize about having a girl in my arms while sleeping and just sharing our body heat on a small bed during winter.

It hurts my heart so much that I can't just hold a girl and look into her eyes and see her smile. Even if I couldn't have sex, I'd be happy with that.

>>38456040
That hits too close to home anon, shit i feel so bad rn

>>38456040
The reality of sleeping with a girl will hit you one day. It's not the perfect beautiful cuddly rosy experience you think it is.

>>38456218
>will hit you one day
Hopefully. I'm nearing 25 and have barely gone beyond speaking to a girl outside of academics. As of now, these romantic delusions that keep piercing my heart will persist.

Its great, my GF is barely 5' and can cuddle her like a teddy bear, except with suckable tits

>>38456257
I hope you will experience it too. Not what you would except.

>farts
>elbows
>blankets stolen

>>38456218
>will hit you one day.
Honestly? No. Many of us here are beyond recovery. I've come to realize that even if I had an opportunity of some kind, I'm too stuck in my ways and literally incapable of starting and maintaining a relationship. It would require me to change far too many things in my daily routine and behaviour in general that I am not willing to change. Even meeting one is now a near impossibility simply for logistical reasons.

>>38454974
only took 3 posts before the braaap. impressive

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>>38454823
Same here, anon. Did you like it?

>they like to put their leg on top of your leg
>her hair in your face and mouth

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>>38454823
>>38456560
>tfw slept with my mom for years when I was a kid
>used my bed less than hers for a while
>we would scratch each others backs and draw stuff using our fingers and we'd have to guess what we were drawing

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my only deisre in life is to fall sleep with my penis inside a woman i love

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>>38456746
>be me
>sleep with mom when dad is not at home
>watch movies together
>sometimes hug and give goodnight kisses
>share the blanket, was warm asf

Shieet... Good ol' days :(

>>38456218
I've actually done this and holy shit it feels so good. Sorry guys

coming from someone who jerks off to CEI/JOI/JOE mommy incest fetish porn... I would say that this thread is pretty fucking disturbing

>>38456925
>>38456746
>>38456560
>>38454823

Go to sleep with much space in bed, wake up with no space.

>>38457024
Bruh, it's not actually something sexual, we wuz kids. These are only feels, nothing serious.

>>38456912
That will pickle it overnight

>>38457084
slippery slope, my original friend.

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>>38456040
shut up
it was the best shit in the world
it's been so long, FUCK

>Usually hot under the covers because two bodies.
>Have the room a/c at 66-68 degrees Fahrenheit to compensate.
>Makes holding one another all the more comfy.
>Just enough light to see her silhouette.
>Her hair is usually wet, she showers before bed.
>Faint good smell because girl.
>Right arm rests in between pillow and her shoulder to keep circulation.
>Left arm draped over her and the covers, makes hugging her more cozy.
>Her breaths are more shallow than yours but you can't help to try and synchronize anyway.
>She sighs in her sleep out of relaxation, comfort, or a dream.
>If she's tossing and turning she'll roll over onto your chest.
>Hand placed on your abdomen.
>Eventually you get used to her hair brushing against your nose when she nuzzles your shoulder.
>She'll feel light as a feather but something will urge you not to move her.
>She'll hold you, even in her sleep.

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>>38457342
heart breakingly accurate

>>38457342
thanks faggot, I'm gonna kms now

>>38454790
It's actually fucking horrible.
>First prepare to get no sleep
>They roll around
> hair somehow ends up in your face/mouth >differences in body temperature are crazy different

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i've slept in a bed with three different girls

AMA

>>38457342
Stop, pls

original content

>>38454790
they talk up all the space and generally are colder then pillows

>>38454790
It's really uncomfortable, actually. It's tough to fall asleep and it's difficult to find a good position for your arms. Cuddling with pillows is much better

>>38457848
Me too, that's not that impressive or unusual

>>38457931
>that's not that impressive or unusual

Fucking normalfags

>>38457931
>Me too, that's not that impressive or unusual
you don't belong here. how about you fuck off now?

>>38454823
you aren't a robot if you didn't sleep with your single mom until you were 11.

>>38454790
>what sounds do they make
i mean, it depends on the person. usually just breathing.
>do they get random wet like how etc etc
not that i know of
>pls describe in much detail
it's not the worst but not the best.

>>38454790
it's amazing. her hair gets in your face but it smells good. her butt rubs up against your dick.

>tfw your GF doesn't like morning cuddles

She also doesn't like that I kiss her in her sleep. She says it's creepy. It's not creepy, right? I have 27 years of hugging, kissing and cuddling to catch up. I can't rest.

>>38454974

my gf sounds like this when she's awake, from her mouth and ass.

Also sharing a bed sucks, you can't stretch out.

>>38454883
my sister is cute as hell, but does this every fucking time.

>>38456016
It sounds like you dated a woman with bladder issues.

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>>38457342

bullshit

>too hot if too close
>will steal covers in the winter and make you too cold
>moves or wakes up every time you move and asks if you're okay
>says good night and kisses you
>nuzzles your shoulder with her face
>

>>38457093
Oroganloio kek

>>38454790
> take up your space
> make noises
> try to clean themself
> and so on...
i sleep with my dog, so i guess there is no difference between those two.

>>38454790
Really nice to cuddle at first, then you're actually falling a sleep and both get to your own side to lay more comfy.

Still bretty gud though.