Herro mi Son did you give the boss a firmhunshake

Why are you talking funny dad

>>38454383
i got two job rejections today, from ASDA and mcdonalds. fuck my life.

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>>38454417
Mi son, i Have become asia men
dey tol me it wud mahk my handshake firmer

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>>38454437
How firm was it?

>>38454439
You're racist dad

>>38454461
I applied online, so there was no handshake which is probably why they rejected me, Dad.

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>>38454383
HAI OTO-SAN
I gaveu her a firmu handushake, got security jobbu

arigatou gozaimasu oto-san

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>>38454483
ShakeHarder next time,

>>38454417
Dostedt


Orochimaru

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>>38454437
My son, you need try harder next time. It simply matter of speaking with manager, firmry shaking hand, and handing him your biodata. What've you got to roose?

>>38454383
Yes daddy I did!

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>>38454483
Remember: You no get firm handshake onrine, Champ-san. No excuses. You go into store, speak with manager, give him a firm handshake, hand him your biodata, and bow in humberr gratitude. That easy, Champ-san.

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>>38454383
Introducing the next Generations 3D handshakes

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>>38454745
Orihals shakes