how to spot a virgin

>>38452559
>Not pissing in the tank to conserve water

>>38452559
that was really really reallllyyy epic m'dude

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>tfw 6'2"
>tfw no matter what you try, no matter if it's toilet or urinal, peeing will always result in droplets splashing out and landing all around the bowl, walls, and floor

>pee on the water
>legs covered in piss

>>38452878
6'5 have to slav squat in order to aim the stream directly into the bowl feels bad

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>4'18"
>Can't even reach bowl
>Have to aim up to reach even reach bowl
>TFW

>not pissing on the floor next to the toilet

lmao beta as fuck

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>>38453205
> 4'18"
what the fug

ori

>>38453498
ssshhhhh no speak

>>38453160
6'5 I just sit cause I'm not a retard.

>piss and shit as loudly as possible so other people feel comfortable pissing and shitting loudly, all in order to avoid uncomfortable silences caused by several people trying to piss and shit without making noise

>not putting penis in water to prevent any noise at all

>not just pissing in the bush, to give mother nature the hydration she needs and people can gaze on your 7 inch virgin cock

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>>38452559
6'9" here
I lay with my head beside the toilet and arc the piss over my torso into the bowl
I get it right about 40% of the time

>>38453813
You sit while you pee? What the fuck are you, a woman?

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>>38452559
>> He pees on the side of the toilet to make less noise
>HAHAHAH

normiefag detected.

I have four shitty sisters and everyfuckingone of them complains I'm loud when I take a pee and they don't want to hear that noise while they're eating or doing stuff or talking on the cellphone

I always sit down when I can because it's more comfy

>>38455419

I'm Swedish, we're taught to sit instead of standing.

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>peeing on the tire of the SUV of my neighbor at late night
>early in the morning laugh myself hard when I hear him beating the shit out of his dog

>>38453498
You are unironically retarded

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>>38452559
i pee on the side because it feels retarded to make LOUD FUCKING NOICES whenever youre taking a shit or piss. I have neighbours, they dont need to know.

>He only pees to make loud noices
what a fucking virgin

>loudly farts before making the turd doing a huge "splash!" noise in the bowl

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>>38452559
I drink a lot of coffee and water. I piss in a 1 gallon pitcher since I end up having to piss every ~30 minutes. I just dump it outside when It's like ~75% full and rinse it.

>>38455598

your outside seems quite stinky alright

>not pissing in the sink

>on my boat
>piss in the sea
>feels good, man

>>38455536
t. Virgin

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