Tired of having no gf? Post in this thread for a free gf.

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does my new gf like anime

>>38451736
What's the catch, faggot?

Are y-you a trap? Ill love you regardless

>>38451765
girl (female) oregon

Hello I'm here for my gf.
When should I get her?

Are you an Australian of course?

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>>38451736
how to get free gf

op no respond. op gone ): we no gf now we have to be everyone else gf
yay
who want me gf?

>>38451783
Boi (male) cali will you n-notice me?

everyone was promised a free gf but there was only one to be given away
fuck this shit ill be my own girlfriend

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any nice guys from the US want to my bf? east coast here

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>>38451901
I'll be your g-gf anon
p-please?

>>38451866
Someone n-notice me already

>>38451922
Yes, are you a girl or a "girl"

>>38451937
H-hi anon! Id like to be gf?
any anon gf or maybe >>38451922
would like to be your g-gf

>>38451923
but you have dick and balls

>>38451951
How can i contact you anon chan?

>>38451955
w-we can just be friends and p-play vidya together.

>>38451984
Why are y-you noticing the asshole and not me?

>>38451736
Is this thread like magic, OP? Will I meet someone in the near future?

>>38451964
D-discord
Solid Awhoo#3564

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>>38451945
>Yes, are you a girl or a "girl"

yes i am an actual girl, not a roleplayer. where are you from?

>>38452003
d-doesnt even work...

It does anon! t-trust me
http://prntscr.com/fx4ii5
w-why would i lie to you, anon-s-san

>>38452026
n-notice me! Qt i want you!

>>38451984
what kinda vidya do you play? that's something i'm actually interested in

Give me my gf right now

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Does my free girlfriend come with a penis?

>>38452089
A-anything I have. which isn't a lot ):

>>38452122
Not you. This offer does not extend to you.

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M A S S A C H U S E T T S

GIVE GF N O W

>>38452135
oh ya? what do you got
i dont have much either

>>38452146
a-anon calm down! Be happy! M-maybe if you be more h-happy you'll find a good g-gf to take care of y-you! never forget happy t-time though

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Anon from Oregon here.. a-any girls want to add me on d-discord..? ._.

>>38452147
a-add me on d-discord and i-i'll send my steam for y-you to see! :)

>t-t-typing l-like a r-r-retard
Major red flag for both guys and girls

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>>38452143
GIVE HER TO ME RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEE

I hope my new gf will like movies

I've been lied to

need gf
south europe pls kthxbye

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>>38452190
S-sounds like y-you're buttblasted a-anon

>>38452211
>anime
strike two

Here is the thing, I posted immunity dog. Does that also protect me from this thread?

>>38452216
anon don't be so r-rude. being rude is bad and not for happy times. never forget when you were most happy and act like that all the time

>>38451736
>Post in this thread for a free gf.

When is it next ovulating?

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>lift
>get good gains
>get female attention
>still too autistic to follow through
fucking help

>>38452216
Not any of the parties involved but it aint so bad, anon.
Let the kids have their fun. Not hurting folk.

>>38452171
ooookay senpai give me

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>>38452216
W-whatever you s-say a-anon >:P

>>38452233
Anime is the number one cause of turning you into a roleplaying beta sperg, anon.

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>>38452245
>Tfw I'm actually not a beta or a sperg, but an alpha chad
Take that faggot, all girls add me on discord for a good time ;)

>>38452235
http://prntscr.com/fx4qym

>>38451736
Internet magic work plz, since I wont have my wizard magic for a while longer.
South East US btw.

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>>38452273
I c-can't seem to f-find you on d-discord senpai ;-;

>>38452273
i gochu i hit you up with an inquiry for steam lmao

>>38452291
r-really?!
Oh no!
All the other anons seem to find me ): What is y-yours?

>>38452317
M-mine is Ray#4812.. a-are you a g-girl..?

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why would I want a gf, they are just trouble, its the single life for me

>>38452335
N-no sorry anon ): oregoo

>>38451736
>Post in this thread for a free gf.

Implying it will work

>>38451736
giv Sophie Turner gf pls

Didn't work the last 10k threads I posted in, doubt it will work this time.

>>38452404
all i got was a faggot who wants to save the robots
its ok though theyre a nice fag

When do i get my free gf?

>>38452524
free gfs are already out of stock you were too late

can i haz free gf

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>>38451844
Only one way anon

I wanna talk to a female. Don't care if your ugly. Reply to this

I exist! Please notice me!

>>38451736
Bles geb gef?

>>38452680
replied, where do you hail from?

nigger i better get a gf soon cause my balls are blue as fuck

bet i can impregnate her with the first fuck because i have been saving it all for this time

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give me a thicc galko gee eff please thanks

>>38451736

hello? can i have gf please?

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>>38451736
just in case it is true

bls gib gf im goig crazy

I want thx

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tired of crazy af gf making my life a misery

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Done.
When will she be delivered to my residence?

>>38451736
I want the gf I dreamt of today.

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Please love me. We live close enough and although we have that small difference that you consider big, I feel like we could really have something. We both want the same things, please just put our differences aside and we can both have exactly what we want. I may not have known you for long and I'm only just scratching the surface of your (broken) personality but I'm already so mesmerized. I'm hoping the person I'm talking about doesn't see this but at the same time I hope she does. Be my gf plz

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Redeeming /r9k/ voucher for free gf

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27 year old guy from HOUSTON who wants a boi(female) gf NOW

I think I'm pretty attractive and interesting can a girl male or female desu plz respond I want gf :(

>>38451736
Who is my new gf anon? When is she coming?

>>38453486
if you find another send them over to DFW
there are none im my area

>>38451736
I want underage girlfriend

>>38451736
Nice, give me my gf then. I don't even care anymore if (male) or not.

HALO I AM WANT GF
gib

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I'm waiting by the front door but I can't see my new GF yet. Is this a scam?

I have already been waiting for 2 hours, when can I expect her?

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>>38453947
oh rly
do tell

Any girl want an asian guy in CA?

Any grills or Traps in TX

>all those posts wanting traps

kill yourselves

wer is gf
is cold now :(

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3 hours have passed already.
>Pic also did not happen yet.

>>38451736
Sure, why not? We all have to stick together like a mighty faggot.

>>38451736
When will my free gf arrive?

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>>38451736
Will you make her (male) real?

>>38451736
please gib 1!11

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I FUCKING HATE WOMAN SO DAMN MUCH
Everytime I see a cute girl I just get so damn angry knowing she's got life on the easiest mode possible. That regardless of who she is inwardly there will be a legion of betas ready to buck and alphas ready to cuck.
And I hate all you damned robots who want a woman too, they are all stupid whores and all you do is feed their narcissism. Honestly you "tfw no gf" losers have this stupid failed normalfag mentality of thinking and it pisses me off more than woman do.
Fuck the female gender, and fuck you areninekay.

>>38451736
worth a shot

originalo commento

How is this going to worm? Is she going to come through the mail, UPS, or like just appear?

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>tfw cyborg
>tfw don't belong anywhere

>>38451736
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>>38454937
Copypasta material. kek

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>tfw no german robot gf

pls i want her butthole

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i want my gf with a big benis
min. 40cm

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hope she's pretty and loves me for who i am ;U;

1 free gf please

Buying yandere clingy obsessive gf

>>38451736
Oh boy cant wait to get my gf

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>>38451736
>be me, kissless hugless gfless virgin
>always posted in this kind of thread and never got more than a 2D gf.
>mfw

pic semi-rel8

I want a gf that would leave me alone most of the day but be there in my bed for night.
I have too many hobbies that don't go well with company.

Plz i am so lonely.

Free is free giv me my gf

>>38455878
Im in dallas post contact info
Kik, discord whatever

>>38451736

Looks like a girl I met in a mental hospital

Will my new gf want to operate with me?

Any nerdy qts in Virginia?

No cetaceans pls

>Tfw no bf/gf
>Tfw tranny
>Tfw posting on r9k

Any girls (female) in the St. Louis area, I have a nice farm (on the Ill*nois side of the Mississippi) we can be autistic at. No family either and live alone.

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>>38451736
hell yea
this is the second time I've posted in one of those thread

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Any fembot interested?

>>38456497
Kek, will I get pusy if I post my Bitcoin balance

>>38451736
I don't care if she likes anime or video games I just want her to like me

I'd like a free gf. Please I'm lonely.

>>38454588
I actually know a girl like that. Here goes nothing.

PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH

i'm gettin desperate

A fembot gf? Why the fuck not?

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/17/opinion/sex-robots-consent.html

>>38454588
Plz be my gf, Sarah


oregano shortstack gf

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Give me your power, thread. I get a GF within the next year (July 2018) or I kill myself. We're approaching endgame now.

>>38455972
>Looks like a girl I met in a mental hospital
you fuck that crazy bitch?

Please give me a fembot gf it s all i want marky jane gf

6 hours have passed and the package still hasn't been delivered.

>>38457131
Nobody said WHEN you'll be getting your free gf

Are there any males in SoCal? I'm in Long Beach.

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>>38457606
>ywn live in socal

i swear all the qt fembots are in socal

well a few of them are in london too, but im not from there either

>>38451736
>implying anyone would take me
who wants an ugly giant that might die any time from heart failure? nobody

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Posting, if Op is a lieing fag I'm doing it

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>>38457606
SoCal anon here. Specifically in Orange County.

>>38452026
NC

Oregonians

>>38457606
>>38457789
Let's get In-N-Out and play frisbee on the beach. SoCal is life

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are there any female robots from New Jersey? I promise I'll love you forever even if you're a jersey shore roastie

>>38457838
I am a fembot and I live in upstate New York.

>>38457828
Please don't spread obnoxious SoCal memes. Plus it's shark weeek. Go to the aquarium of the pacific!
>>38457789
So farr

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>>38451736
pls i ned gf

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>>38457838

Nope, only dudes here, anon

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pls. i hope we love each other

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>want gf
>don't have my shit together so I don't see the point
>still live with my parents
>won't be done with school for a few more years
>by the time that's all said & done I'll be almost 30yo
>probably won't find a grill & have kids until I'm almost 40

Anyone else know this feel?

>>38458091
I live in Costa Mesa, it's less than an hour away.

>>38451736
Worth a go, dubs and she be will pretty and have good taste in films

>>38451736
>Girls
>On /r9k/
wew laddie

>>38451736
okay please

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Non normalfag women barely exist.
And the ones that do, either can't be contacted, because they don't go out, have dozens of thirsty orbiters, or are so autistic that they can't talk to you despite being interested, because they conversation dries up a minute in (last one happened to me recently).

I've given up. Might as well put my eros into MMO grinding and getting a decent education/job. If I could get fit that would be nice, but if I fail that's okay to, because nobody cares how I look.

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TURNING IN MY FREE GF COUPON

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>>38451736
k
can I get my gf now?

I'd do anything for a gf.

>>38458701
(except actually talking to women)

>>38458890
I tried that for years. My results led me to believe it was the wrong approach.

>>38454588
PLZ BE MY GF, SARAH

orignalnhdf

>>38458304
100% know this feel. I'm not even in school right now so I'm probably even more fucked plus the area I live in is a barren wasteland for women unless I want some disgusting niggress

In need of human love/


Or maybe a shred of confidence. My cat loves me though.

>>38451736
please come true soon

Any Southern California femanons, I'm getting pretty lonely over here.

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Alright. Pls send gf to my address

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Holy shit my free GF just arrived! She is so qt. She said there was an admin problem and that everyone who posted in this thread will receive their free GF shortly!

Hold on guys!

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>first time ever posting on 4chan

this is it lads. i have one foot in the grave

sure, worth a try

>>38451736
How do i get that gf senpai

I think these are the mot pathetic posts on 4chan.

>>38451736
Only f(f) please, no traps, thank you

tfw i will never have one.

>>38451736
is the gf offer still on? I'd like one please

>>38451736
Fine

Posting

>>38458963
get the niggress dude, it's worth the try. plus, a hole is a hole.

LOLI. NOW.

awaiting my gf

>>38451922
>US
STOP IT YOU BURGERS
WHERE ARE THE EUROPEAN GIRLS BEGGING FOR BFS

>>38459370
have a good look at the other side. you won't be returning

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gimme gimme bitches plzz

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Do you give head 24/7?

Free gf pls

>>38451736
please and thank you oreganawdawdl

>>38451736

well, why the hell not. here is to hoping.

>>38451736
No, stupid bitch

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>>38451736
>tfw birthday tomorrow
>20 years without a gf

please anon gib me gf plox

>>38460801
>only 20
Nigga you gone nowhere yet

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>>38451736
Can I get skramz gf

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here to claim my free gf

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>>38451736
With this sacrifice I will invoke the full power of your GF spell
Please make her fat and smelly

Hope this happens desu senpai

>>38451758
this

original bobiginal