>so anon why do you keep glancing over at me in class

I'm not looking at you I'm looking over at the clock so I know when I can finally leave this stupid fucking class

Fucking cunts, always thinking the world revolves around them

>>38450874
I glance at absolutely everyone. I also avoid looking at absolutely everyone.

It's a terrible strain on the neck, roastie.

>>38450874
A..Am I?

>She will never be 9 years old again

I has a sad

>>38450874
shut up laura, you were cute but now you are just a stacy roastie.

>>38450874
Your nose is disgusting like an open wound, I can't look away.

>>38451116
>tfw she will never sit on your lap

>>38451137
Maybe so but she's not a whore.

>>38451294
>but she's not a whore.
proof?

>>38450908
Fpbp
T b h my original senpai

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>>38451300
She wears a cross. Therefore she has moral values.

>>38451334
are you sure thats not just a 'clever' way to cover up her roastie tendencies?

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>>38450874
I was wondering what kind of birth defect you have. Sorry to stare.

>>38451353
Well at least I have 20:20 vision four eyed nerd.

>>38450874
Do you want to grab a coffee? I'd like to get you know you ;)

Shh no tears now only dreams

She's so beautiful. It pains me she'll be pumped and dumped by some vodka drinking vlad.

>>38450874
I don't go to class.

>>38451404

>Implying Lera doesn't get fucked daily

>>38450874
>implying I was glancing and not staring when I was at class

>>38450874
If she asks this she obviously knows why and is initiating contact, for her to initiate contact it shows to me that she wants it to happen, so the obvious course of action is

>"because I think you're a stunner of course"

But obviously nobody here (including me) would do that, in reality what would happen is

>*drops spaghetti*
>"I, uhhh, I w-was looking b-behind you"
>*turns 360 degrees and runs away*

Such is life

>>38450874
>middle school
>catch rumour that somehow a lot of girls in class find me cute
>can basically pick whichever girl I please
>stare at this blond stacy
>make a contact and continue staring
>she blushes uncontrollably
>walk back home together hand holding
oh times were much simpler when you were 11.

>>38450874
Sex i want to sex

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>>38450908
Fpbp

Original original

>>38450874
because it'd be too conspicuous if I hid under the desk and used a periscope

>>38450874
what would the best possible answer be to make a good impression?

I was wondering why your smiles always look like cringes actually.

>>38450874
YOU'VE GOT BIG TITS
THAT MEANS YOU'VE GOT BIG GUTS
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS

>>38450874
Orgasm is a close second to the sweet release of death

>>38452015
I wonder this too.

I'd just say "Ohh I just think you're cute" and smile.

I'd hope that the girl would lead the conversation from there on, otherwise idk what I would say.

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>>38451501
>turns 360 degrees
>run into her

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>>38452522
>being this new
>lurk moar

you have been muted for two seconds because your comment was not original, feelsbadman :(