The Frog and Feels Tavern - Now Hiring Edition

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I'm just debating what it is I want to do tonight. Seems most of the boards on other places I browse are dead. I'm out of things to discuss, really. I kinda wanna do something with communities again (i.e, forums, imageboards), but I feel like I've been too obsessed with them to run / manage one again.

I've been learning C too. Making some good progress with that.

>>38450564
> learning C

Always a good endeavour. Programming is good for the brain.

4chan is generally dead when it's night in America.

>>38450577
So what projects have you been working on? I haven't really gotten anything good written yet, but I'm making pretty good progress in learning the language. if statements, cases, etc etc. Pretty new-ish stuff but whatever, I've got to start somewhere in the hobby.

I mostly took this up because webdev is hard, and I actually find C to be much easier. HTML and CSS can get pretty confusing, and I haven't even looked into JS yet, although I do eventually plan to revist webdev when I take up PHP.

>>38450689
Me personally? Trying to get my ass back in gear to start learning some musical instruments and writing and drawing again. Really just trying to get back into the habit of creating things.

> PHP

I don't know anything about PHP but /g/ seems to get really angry when you mention it.

>>38450723
/g/ is pretty awful most of the time, like most of the boards here. Especially /dpt/. I don't take my advice from there anymore because everyone is always flaming each other.

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Chil Rum & Pepsi, no ice please.

I spent all day disassembling one mining rig and Frankenstein'ing the parts together with another one. The system is minimally functional, but overclocking anything causes an automatic driver failure. Prolly gonna use a different driver when I get up tomorrow, but we'll see. Cleaned the apartment, but cracked my phone. Everything one step forwards, two steps back these days. Fuck living.

Gonna drink some beer now.

>>38450795
Chill Rum and Pepsi, for you.

What the haggard look? What's got you down?

>>38450810
We've got a few beers on tap. What's your poison friend?

Sounds like you've got a plan, at least.

>>38450744
I dunno, I mainly go there for the linux and TempleOS threads. I consider it my home board.

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>>38450846
A bit lonely at life, not ready for love, but still lonely; its nothing that time can stop

>>38450884
> loney at life but not ready for love

It's a hell of a feeling. Try to love yourself is all I can say. No relationship is better than one that makes you want to die.

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>>38450846
The darkest beer you have that's the highest alcohol content. Amberbock is what I drink as it's the most common, but I'd like to get into higher alcohol content stuff. No one sells anything like that around here. What a bunch of sissies.

As for plans, I have none. Not really, anyway. I just do what elevates boredom. What I hate, though, is when I make work for myself. I get to learn how to replace a digitizer and screen now, but it's not how I would choose to have gone about it. Oh well.

I drank a shitty regional beer and started taking Cypro acetate. I think I'm Trans boys

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>>38451020
When will this trans meme end?

>>38451020
Not a great idea. We have lots of imported beers for you to try.

>>38450973
Alpine Beer Double Barrel Great Limited Release, it's some 15% alcohol stuff. It'll trun you a price tho.

>>38451113
body dysphoria is a real thing. At least up here in Canada we'll stop enabling their delusions and start actually trying to help them once Andrew Scheer takes office.

>>38451123
>implying sheer will get anything done with how liberal the entire country is.

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>>38450522 hey guys, mind if I sit down? It's my birthday and it's not going too good for me desu, rum and coke btw please

>>38451123
Jokes on you I am Canadian
Also I voted for Maxime Bernier

>>38451169
lmfao Trudeau only got in because Harper was about as charismatic as a roadkilled opossum and the Trudeau name united the left. After this administration's fuckups I'd be surprised if Scheer doesn't win a 300+ majority.

>>38451182
That's terrible, anon. Have that first Rum and Coke on the house.

>>38451196
Same, friend. I have to say Scheer is growing on me though.

>>38451202
I'm still gonna vote Tory no matter what

>>38451202
Thanks OP, that's really the only present I got, so it means a lot. I'm thinking I'm finally gonna anhero, I'm just so tired...

Water please barkeep.

I'm finally going to go to a brothel either tonight or tomorrow and lose my virginity. I'm almost 23 and I think it's about time I felt what it's really like.

>>38451182
Happy birthday! Let me pay your drink. What's up?

>>38451216
Same.

>>38451226
Don't do that, son. Life can change rapidly. We're here for you if you want to start dumping stories about how you got to this point.

>>38451227
Water, coming up. Don't get too excited. Physically, sex isn't all that great. If you can get a good rapport with the prostitute the intimacy is nice though.

I think it's time to put another song on the 'box:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w57MtEtyWUA

>>38451250
Well it's embarrassing, but it's my 18th, I've been browsing for quite a while though. Im just not sure I can be happy anymore, I've been kicked around and sexually abused for a long time when I was young. I just feel destined for empty life

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I can't be a barkeep. But I can be a bumper.

>>38451254
Birthday anon here, I can greentext my story, but It may take awhile

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I wish I was sleepier to be honest.

>>38451296
> take a while

We've all go time, buddy. I'm not going to sleep for another 40 minutes at least.

>>38451279
> browsing while underage

I'll keep your secret for you. Please share. We won't judge.

>>38451295
I'm enlisting you. If anyone gives B-Day anon shit you boot their ass. If the FnF isn't a safe space for suicidal anons there's no goddamn point in being open.

>>38451308
same, friend. But it's worth it all.

>>38451254
I'm not expecting it to be fantastic but I am hoping for the good intimacy.

Here's to that.

I think I might be too far gone... all it took was a picture of HS kids and their little clicks to trigger the shit out of me and cause me to lash out...

Im too far gone lads

>>38451279
That fucking sucks. No life is empty though, how about you look for a nice hobby? Maybe helping people would fill you up. I know it's hard sometimes.

>>38451324
Prostitutes are generally good listeners and they are literally paid to be understanding. You'll have a good time, that much is certain. Honestly it's probably going to be better than therapy.

>>38451326
Define "Lash Out".

Just remember that High School sucked and it's in the past.

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>>38451320
I hear you loud and clear.

>>38451182
Happy birthday anon, hope your next birthday will be great

These threads are the reason why I come back to r9k. Lovely comfy threads...

Put me a whisky. I am in day 22 of NoFap and I am determined to end it but I will not be home alone for some days. Shit sucks, but that's life.

>>38451365
Whiskey, coming right up. Ice or no ice?

Determined to end nofap, eh? I myself tried that once back when I was 15. Lasted about a month. Best nut of my life.

>>38451372
Ice please, thanks.

Yea, those are the best fucking nuts ever. I could do one stealthy fap in the bathroom, but I really want to be home alone so I can enjoy it fully. I don't feel very different thought, NoFap is a bit meme.

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>>38450522
Feeling so lazy barkeep. You're out hear making Frogs and Feels threads managing them all by yourself, and I'm too lazy to make daily /comfy/ threads

God damnit! I must change.

>>38451395
Oh, absolutely. You can stretch it out for hours of pleasure if you've got the time and privacy.

Whiskey on ice, for you.

>>38451397
It's a bitch, trying to change. Frog and Feels is my passion, though. What makes you passionate?

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>>38450522
i need to miller high life beer champagne

its summer and everyone is having fun wile i stay home all day, i haven't left my house or had any real life communication with people in 2 months until my old high school friends invited me to go to the beach for the 4th of July obviously i declined the offer because i hate going to the beach and i look retarded in a bathing suit because im skin and bones. also i fucking hate my "chad" friends because they treat me like shit and probably just keep me around to make fun of me for living my surreal life style

Clear shots for me today. I might need to break up with him

>>38451416
Comfy threads, but only when I'm in the mood to make them.
They're some of the only good threads on /r9k/ currently. That's why I feel like I should make them daily.

>>38451430
Maybe you can hang out with some family tho? Siblings?
Usually I go on a long walk alone and get a beer somewhere on the grass if weather is good

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>>38451431
>clear shots
First off wtf are you talking about. Vodka? Tequila?
>him
if you're a roastie or gay you're really killing my buzz.

>>38451320
Ok guys birthday anon here, if you guys could do me one favor, I'd really appreciate it, if someone could screencap my story for me, I'd be very grateful. I haven't told many the full version. And I might not be around much longer guys. Without further ado, birthday anons life, part 1

>born into a white, middle class family
>everyone is hardcore Christian, my dad has been a preacher my whole life
>my parents were both married to others before each other, my dad had two other children he never talks about
>one biological brother, two years older than me, Chad since birth, was always my dad's favorite because growing up he was a Chad too
>I was always seen as a quiet, happy, nice kid
>growing up I would always play pretend and run around embodying super heroes I made up and drew in notebooks
>One day my brother brings his friends >they are all age 8 or 9
>I was 6 then, big difference at the time
>brother says we should play football
>I don't like football, and these kids are all bigger than me
>brother says if I run right down the middle with the ball, I'll run right through them like a superhero
>fall for his bullshit
>immediately get taken out by two big Mexican assholes
>they all laugh their asses off
>I have the wind knocked out of me
>hella bruised on my chest
>they head inside my house to play halo or something
>I stay outside and cry out of anger and frustration for not being stronger
End of part one, will cont. If anyone is interested

>>38451449
my family thinks im a fuck up and they all give me weird looks when i come visit them for Christmas its probably because i look like a homeless degenerate

>>38450522
beer pls

my oneitis keeps teasing me every time I see her. I asked her out before and she rejected. Not falling for this shit again, I don't even respond when she touches me or starts with her 'will you ever marry me anon' bullshit. I've never been so affected by such a worthless egotistical bitch before, so Idk why even tho I don't succumb to her attention grabbing manipulation I still think that maybe she's actually cute and genuine underneath all that.

sips

>>38451416
Is it normal to strech it out for that long? If I edge for twenty minutes I got blue balls and they fucking hurt.

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*Lights cigarette indoors*

If you try to send me onto the patio to smoke, you'll get a switchblade in the eye, get me a fucking pint bartender. It's freezing as shit outside.

>>38451464
Vodka, sry I'm slavic
>gay
not gay or a roastie, been in a 5 year long relationship with my first man but I fucking fell in love and I don't wanna lie to him

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>>38450564
>>38451295
ALL NAMEFAGS BESIDES OP LEAVE MY FUCKING BOARD

>>38451488
>not gay or a roastie
If you're a woman you're a roastie.

>>38451496
>Being to new, you still hate tripfags

>>38450564
>>38450744
Pls GTFO of here you female tripfag. I BTFO you the other thread and I don't want to do it again.

>>38451430
I know the feel, friend. Fuck what they think, though. There's always fun to be had if you open up a little bit.

>>38451464
Now, let's give this gay person/woman the benefit of the doubt. If they start shilling they'll be booted but women and homosexuals are entitled to their feels as well, as long as they're actual feels.

>>38451438
I commend you, friend.

>>38451473
That's horrible.

>>38451472
Damn, man. Keep going.

>>38451476
Beer for you. It sounds like she's playing hard to get. I freely admit I don't know how to break through but try pulling back a little bit, acting like you're not actually interested. Make her want you, y'know?

>>38451485
I dunno, my minimum fap length (like, if I'm going hard and clenching my legs) is about 20 minutes. I find I can keep it going for a few hours if I don't get myself too close.

>>38451486
Please put that cigarette out, anon. It's not fair to our non-smoking patrons. I won't give you your pint until you ash it.

>>38451488
Here's a shot of Stolichnaya.

>>38451498
Now, this has the potential to be interesting. Let's let her tell the tale before jumping to conclusions.

>>38451496
I only use my trip to indicate that I make comfy threads.

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Jagermeister please

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>>38451486
sorry sir but your behavior isn't up to par with our establishment, if you dont comply with the rules we will have to kindly ask you to take your business elsewhere

>>38451516
Aren't you only supposed to use your tripcode in threads directly pertaining to your identity? I don't care either way, though.

>>38451517
Shot of Jaeger, mon ami.

>>38451525
yes but I want you to know who I am because /comfy/ and frogs and feels threads are one in the same.

>>38451511
Shit, if I go hard I cum in two minutes, although after I cum I get another erection which lasts 10 minutes and so on. Maybe it is because I am circumcised, shit sucks.
Anyway I will try to last more now

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>>38451525
Thanks man, any good or sad stories tonight?

>>38451473
prove them wrong when you visit them next time, I noticed when family looses hope in you and you do anything productive they appreciate it a lot more.

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>>38451511
>>38451523

Fine, assholes *ashes on a foam barstool* I'll actually have 4 shots of Captain Morgan rum so i can do gif related.

I may as well stop smoking anyway, I'll just rail some lines in the bathroom and mong out at the fireplace instead.

>>38451535
Damn straight.

>>38451541
I'm circumcised too. I've also been watching porn since I was nine years old, so I've probably done something to my brain.

>>38451557
We've got a birthday anon sharing his tale. If you want I'll share some poetry I'm working on, or share a sad tale of mine.

Time for another song. Gonna try to ramp up the feels with this one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0wfu3tOrtQ

Just water, please. I'm too young to be here but I feel it's the last place I'm really understood. I'm starting sophomore year after summer, and I honestly haven't even done much that's noteworthy.

I've been trying to eat healthier and get in shape since I've been overweight almost my whole life, and I'm gonna go on a run after I have a spot of breakfast. You have any personal exercise advice bartender?

>>38451577
> exercise advice

Scott Adams wrote about never tiring yourself out completely, so exercise always feels good. And make sure you do something physical every day, be it running on a treadmill or lifting some heavy things. Just make sure it always feels good and you're doing it every day so it becomes habit.

Here's your water, son. Try not to get banned.

>>38451571
Having actually done gif related, I can tell you it's not fun, but I'll pour you the shots if you can pay.

>>38451573
Well maybe my sex drive is utter shit. Anyway, what's up Bartender? How's life?

>>38451344
I just wish that the guy running the /escort/ generals kept posting. but i'd imagined that the number or robots able to visit said ladies of the night not being that high.

>>38451603
Thanks bartender. This summer I am trying D&D with my one real friend. We've known each other since 4th grade and he's the only person who's really ever been kind to me, outside of family or other adults. In honor of that, could you play Simon and Garfunkel's "Old Friends" please? After that I'm gonna go have an early morning run.

>>38451511

>F21
>happy and stable relationship with my first bf
>3 years into it I meet a german guy online, lives 700km away from me, we chat and there's some unspoken stuff
>time passes, forget german guy at times, but he turns up from time to time
>think about him from time to time an how cool it would be to meet up, but suppress it
>bf is the best man you could imagine, treats me very well, loves me, always helps me
>5 years in relationship
>start talking to german guy a little over a month ago
>feels escalate
>all I think of is him, we plan to meet up in august
>unspoken stuff is told but we both know shit ain't gonna work because of distance
>fuck bf, think of him

bf doesn't deserve this shit, I know I will break him if I break up but I really want to be honest towards him. I can go from here to
>act like nothing is going on and lie to him and myself
>tell him, break up, let him find somebody he deserves

>>38451511
Birthday anons life part 2
>decide I'll be a hero, despite all the people who put me down
>naive as fuck
>I'm in 3rd grade now, I would walk around at recess and see if anyone needed my help
>I was determined to be a hero
>i shit you not a blind girl was getting bullied by a bunch of other asshole kids
>they are taking her cane and pretending to be her, mocking her
>she's crying and begging them to stop
This is where I wish I could say I best the shit out of four kids in defense of a blind girls honor, but instead this happened
>I walk up to kids
>muster up commanding Voice
>I'm skinny af btw
>"hey! Leave her alone"
>they all turn to me, laughing
>one comes up to me "What are you? Her boyfriend?"
>I panic
>stammer out "y-yeah, so what"
>blind girl smiles briefly
>"then what are you gonna do about it?" Asshole asks
>I summon the will of my comic book heroes
>punch him right in the fucking mouth, uppercut style
>for a second they all stop, asshole stands there holding his mouth
>all of a sudden one of his asshole friends kicks me in the fucking head from the side
>I'm fucking out on the floor
>head ringing
>they spit on me and fuck off inside since teachers were coming
>blind girl asks if I'm ok? Feeling around for her cane and she reaches out for my face
>I'm pissed and defeated
I pull a dick move
>back away from her
>she's still reaching, she says "thanks anon, I'm sorry you got hurt"
> I say nothing, I get up, and hand her the cane
>"anon?"
>I walk away, and never talk to her again
>I am not a hero
>feelsbadman
Will cont. If there's still interest

>>38451675
Man...you are a fucking hero on the inside. You got balls. The world needs more nice people like you.
That poor girl. I've always felt bad for them...that story has touched me deeply

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>>38451675
Maybe you think you've lost, but I see a hero in you, anon. Not everyone would stand up to them in that situation. Here, a free beer for you

>>38451611
Hard to say. I'm doing alright for myself, anyway.

>>38451639
D&D is a lot of fun. You'll like it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPTOY8FrvNw

>>38451645
Damn. Either open up with your BF and talk about this with him or cut the german guy off entirely.

>>38451675
It sounds like you saved her, even if you got btfo in the process. Good on you, anon.

>>38451696 is correct. That took balls that most people don't fucking have. I salute you.

>>38451675
All she know is that a kid spoke out and helped her; you did good,remember that

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>>38451603
cheers dude I may be an asshole but I'm good for money. Actually drinking this hard because I'm in a good mood for once, actually met a pretty girl interested in me and wondering how such a bitter fuckup like me gets this sort of chance.

Haven't felt this sort of thing in a long time but instead of being afraid or overwhelmed, I'm actually excited to see how things work out. Also I drink a lot of rum so i should be ok, I appreciate the concern though having a tolerance like I do for intoixicants came at a price.

>>38451675
also samefag asshole smoker anon here, you're one tough motherfucker dude and i respect you for what you did.

>>38451720
Thanks bartender. Simon and Garfunkel have least done it for me for feelsy music, especially that. I'm gonna go for my run now, but thanks for listening. You do a very important job very well.

>>38451777
*always done it

>>38451777
Go do that run, kid. I admire your determination. Stay gold.

>>38451731
Ah, reminds me of when I met my now-ex-GF. I went home and got completely wasted on gin while listening to "Burnin' For You" by Blue Oyster Cult on loop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipqqEFoJPL4

>>38451675
Birthday anons life, part 3
Sorry it's going slow guys, I'm not going too good over here, getting nervous shakes I'll type as fast as I can
>ff to 6th grade
>still secretly determined to be a hero, think the pain will make me stronger
>dumb kid
>meet a girl at church
>parents made me go every Sunday because my dad was preaching
> she was 3 years older
>hottest girl that's ever talked to me, but real emo/scene type
>first encounter with girls, didn't see the red flags
>we begin talking, she's into vidya, but only entry level "gamer gurl" shit like Zelda and kingdom hearts
>I'm hella into her, she's always having a problem though
>again, didn't notice the red flags
>her dad and mom were separated, so she was kinda fucked up from that
>one day I tell her I have feelings for her
>she says she has feelings for me too, but that if we were involved, it would have to be a secret, because of the age difference
>I agree, being a worried kid who's never even talked to a girl like this
>everything is going great, first kiss with her, she wanted to do more but I told her I was nervous, was still 12 at the time
>she drops it after awhile
>one day one of my friends calls me, he's the only one I've told about her
>he says he saw her with another guy at her high school
>shit
>that's why she didn't want anyone to know about us
>I ask her and she goes victim, crying, saying she's so sorry, and that she'll break up with him
>she does
>things go on normal for awhile, she pushes the sex thing again, I'm hesitant because I remember one of my brothers asshole older friends touched me once when we were going swimming
>changing in locker room
>he says we have to shower before swimming, pulls me into a shower with him and closes curtain
>he says he'll help me wash and plays with my dick and shit
>never bothered me/came across my mind until now
>I explain to gf
>she says she understands, says we can take it slow
>literally two week later
>she calls me
Cont.

>>38451823
Disgusting world, I'm really sorry for you. You are a genuine good person.

Shit man...

>>38450522
Anything cold and imported will do

>>38451853
I'll pour you a pint of Stella.

>>38451823
That's brutal, man. You didn't deserve that. Keep going, we're all listening, we're all here for you, we all care.

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>>38450522

Whiskey Sour please, no egg and a pack of Parliaments.

Well i'm going back to school now, TAFE to be exact, its better than doing nothing with my life as i kinda was, im still nervous i wont make anything of myself, especially nervous that i wont get a job in my field of study.

My birthdays coming up and it looks like it might actually be a good night, i've been a lot more social in the last year, though it has its downsides. Ive found myself smoking and drinking alot more than expected.

Still >tfe now gf
and its getting worse, i just want someone to love and be intimate with

Anyway, in the grand scheme of things, my life is looking pretty good right now

thanks bots

also what do you think of this as a tattoo

>>38451823
for some reason I sensed there's gonna be sexual abuse in there somewhere. That's terrible, I know the feel, but we don't own our past.

>>38451876
>also what do you think of this as a tattoo
NO

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>>38450522
>We are looking for bartenders
oh shit am I fired?
>keep FnF open at all times
impossible
and why you don't post drink pics like you are supposed to?
what the hell is going on

>>38451911
whys that?

originally

I wish I was alone, lurking this thread while the rain falls against my window, listening some comfy 1920's music....
I really miss winter.

Really in the mood for some Irish Cream with ice if you've got anything like that.
Finally feeling some semblance of happiness for the first time in years. I quit my job with money saved up and have just been driving around the country, going wherever I feel like. Life doesn't seem so hard right now.
Thanks for the thread, barkeep. Sorry this isn't really a feel, but to all you anons who are posting, know that I'm reading them all.

>>38451927
Because it requires borders and it's probably too complex for 95% of tattoo artist to get right
It's also a shitty idea for a tattoo
Why fucking get that? What does that symbolize?

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>>38451938
If it exist, we have it
almost like r34 for booze

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>just got back from the hospital after a heart attack (weak heart) brought on by looking through old pictures of me and my late wife
>siblings are alternating staying with me and making sure I don't get too upset because even just thinking about her gives me chest pains and makes it hard to breathe
>someon took all the photos away before I got home so I can't even look at her
>nothing to do but sit up and watch tv shows and movies I only halfway care about
>completely emotionally numb ever since getting out
I should have never lived this long in the first place with genetics like this. Why am I stuck here just to suffer?

For the last couple years my feelings of autism have gotten stronger, i am at a point where leaving the house, or family/friends coming over to see me gives me panic attacks

what do

>>38451971
>what do
first, order something

>>38451876
Horrible idea for a tattoo

>>38451876
Not a big tattoo guy. But here's your drink, friend. I'm glad you're moving forward. Too many places on r9k follow crab logic - if all of us can't make it, none of us can make it.

Keep working hard, friend.

>>38451916
> am I fired

Are you going to work?

> impossible

No it isn't. Not if we get the feelings going.

> don't post drink pics

I just don't have the time.

>>38451936
That does sound comfy as fuck.

>>38451954
You're not here to suffer, friend. You came to this thread for a reason. Maybe you're here to help someone.

>>38451971
Order a drink, calm yourself down. Google is your friend in this case. What makes you nervous about leaving the house?

>>38451971
chat with them other the net instead?

>>38451981
9% polish beer then

>>38451942
Im just getting a stencil of it

also is the cover of Deathconciousness, a very good album that i relate too

>>38451823
Birthday anons life part 4, thanks for all the support guys, means alot
>she tells me she sucked off some guy at her high school after class
>I'm devastated, I just turned 13 btw
>I ask her if it will ever happen again
>she says it will happen again
I was a beta fuck for this
>I say "whatever will make you happy"
>she says we can still date but "she needs someone for her physically"
>life goes on like this for months, till I can't stand it
>tell her I'm breaking up with her
>she flips shit
>says she can't live without me, eint ever chest again, says she'd die without me
>believe her
>finally give in and have sex with her, I was stressed and anxious the whole time, she just kept going after I froze up and said I wasn't feeling ok, she apologizes after and says she just needed to feel wanted by me
>fall for all of it and comfort her, again
>life goes by alright for a year, she becomes good friends with a friend of mine from childhood, let's call him E
>they hang out alot, always worried deep down she would fuck him
>brushed it off
>she becomes gradually more controlling and manipulative
>doesn't like my friends, can't talk to girls, wants me to text her where I am all the time
>I am now almost 15, routine sexual pressure from here/ her getting emotional/hysterical when I don't oblige leads to her sexually abusing me for about a year and a half, me assuming it's normal
>as I get older, i realize how fucked up it all is, she's now 18, and I feel strong enough to resist her control
>mistake
>she becomes violent when I talk back, I'm so in love, so naive I let her hit me, use me, anything.
>once she began threatening my life and her own at knifepoint, said I'd fuck her if I loved her, that i must want her dead
>I'm crying, and begging her to stop
>she swing at me with the knife while I try to hold her arms down so she can't cut me or herself anymore
>I tell her I can't do it, I break up with her, she begs me not to, crying
>fall for it again

is orange juice a thing? ive never been in a real bar/tavern before
i kinda abhor the idea of alcohol so if i can get that that'd be nice

ive just been sitting around waiting for this month to end so i can finally get away and get my life's gears turning again.
until then, nothing but anger and sadness envelops me

>>38451995
Thanks my man, orignally

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>>38452000
dobry wybor
>>38451995
>I just don't have the time.
you lower FnF standards

>>38451995
>Order a drink, calm yourself down.
>>38452000

>Google is your friend in this case. What makes you nervous about leaving the house?

Can't put my finger on it, it's not something i can say what is causing it, i just feel like i can't do it.

i'm 19 living with my dad and brother, they do all the shopping ect and i sleep during the day to avoid them. When we do talk there is nothing bad said, and i feel guilty for not getting a job and doing well

>>38452005
Anon, you need to get help; please stop interacting with her.

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>>38452009
>abhor the idea of alcohol
why?

>>38452002
>Deathconciousness
You're not even getting the original painting are you?
You're getting half of a fucking picture just because it's on an album cover it's such a stupid idea.

>>38452021
Nice, that is the same beer

>>38451981
Are you taking over for another hour or so? It's 4 AM where I am and I'm about to pass out if you'd like to take over.

I've screencapped all of B-Day anon's posts up until now, someone needs to keep up the job.

>>38451472
>>38451675
>>38451823
>>38452005
God damn. You are stronger than you think, Anon. keep sharing. We're all here for you. Don't stop now.

>>38452009
I can pour you some orange jice, sure.

>>38451995
I came here because I guess I need someone to talk to. I don't understand why everything has to be so awful. I don't really have anyone I can really confide in about anything. Not anymore. I guess if I want to be less depressing I can ask what 3DS games are good. My sister has insisted I buy a new game or two to keep my mind off things so I'm getting a ride to a nice local shop later. I heard Stella Glow and the new Kirby are okay.

>>38452005
that's really fucked dude, everytime i hear anything about abusive relationships i just can't fathom what i would do if i ever was in one. hope you keep on trucking on, friend

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>>38452036
okay go to sleep, I will keep it open for some time, until thread dies or something

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>>38450522
What up lads

>>38452033
Calm down my man
I wouldnt get a death of marat tattoo just because i liked the painting. To a reasonable extent id get whatever the cover of the album was, im doing it from the album, because i cant print sound on my body

>>38452032
i've always just been afraid of what i would be if i'm intoxicated. not at the stage to even want to find out. im just a big faggot about anything that can become an addiction. i could be afraid that i'd fall into an even deeper pit if i find out that it makes me feel better about myself.

>>38452053
Thanks, friend. It's not fair to the anons that their bartender give subpar support because he's tired.

I love each and every one of you. Keep screencapping Birthday Anon's stories. Good night, Frog and Feels.

>>38452062
>To a reasonable extent id get whatever the cover of the album was
Which is half of the painting. Not even a logical or sensible painting to have on your body either.

I'll have a red wine and some water, please.

About a week ago I came in here to talk about the breakup with my first girlfriend. Feels like I'm a failed normie and a failed robot.

Short recap: I was a 26 year old KHHV until I met a girl through one of my friends. On the day of our third month together she started acting cold and distant, even though things were fine the day before. Out of nowhere she broke up with me, without really giving me any clear indication why she did it.

I've been reflecting a lot, lately. In about two weeks time our shared circle of friends will have a little get-together. I've asked if it was alright for me to come. I need to talk to her, to find out why she broke up. To see how she feels about it.

I don't want to guilt her into coming back to me, but I feel the need to tell her how much she hurt me. To ask her if there really was no other way. We could've tried new things. She could've talked to me about it. Have some time alone, maybe. Breakups always hurt, but the way she did it felt cruel and rushed. I guess I need to know if she at least *tried* to find meaning in our relationship.

I'm not under any delusion that she'll want me back. If she did, I think I would refuse her anyway. Hypocritical as it may sound, I'm starting to think that, in the end, the feeling of intimacy and the excitement of exploring new sensations meant more to me than she did. Not saying I didn't love her, because I did, it's just that I never really saw her as "the one".

Still, I'm plagued by dreams of us still being together. I wake up alone every morning feeling bad. Luckily my friends don't mind me sharing my thoughts with them. The feeling of having someone to talk to means a lot to me. Which is probably why I'm here, also.

I hope I'll be able to move on soon. Being a normie felt good, I want it back. It'll probably be a bit more difficult, though. My ex was basically handed to me on a silver platter. Doubt I'll get that lucky again.

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>>38452072
Fear is mindkiller anon
you are supposed to overcome it, not run away and hide
>>38452059
nothing really, original OP Bartender is worried that we lack staff to keep FnF open 24/7, but there are 3 of us and Irish Barkeep as well

>>38452005
Jesus fucking Christ.
I know you are a good person, this is unfair...it's hard to live like that. Man I wish you luck, don't you ever stop being good.

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>>38452092
coming right up
if you want advice: order yourself full body massage, works wonders for moving on

>hairline receding at 21
>ask my mom if I'm starting to thin on the crown
>"yeah but don't worry, it's not like you have friends or a girlfriend anyway"

Just seemed kind of cruel

I'll have a Godfather please.

I've been with a girl for a few months. We do almost everything together. I'm a 6-7 and she's a 7.5-8.5 and very popular, so I get a little insecure sometimes.

We do everything couples do - text each other a lot about every single thing, go on plenty of dates, boring stuff like grocery shopping and eating together normally, we also have a sexual relationship. We spend most of our time with each other, know each other's past and secrets etc. We're very close. She's not seeing anyone else at the moment. She had a boyfriend before but we were pretty good friends even then. After she broke up with him we started getting really close.

I recently asked her if she wants to start dating. We'd basically be doing exactly the same things but holding hands and acting move lovey dovey.

She told me she loves me but she doesn't feel that way towards me. She has no romantic feelings towards me but she has a very deep love for me. She also said she doesn't want to waste her time going into a relationship if she doesn't have romantic feelings for me.

All my other friends have told me to break it off with her or at least stop having sexual relations with her cause it's fucking with my brain.

What do you guys think?

>>38452095
i'm comfy where i am, lived a life without alcohol and i just don't see the meaning to it at the moment.

>(female) tripfags in the frogs and feels thread
I dont see bottles of attention on the menu


>>38450522
A whisky of your choice and a vodka to flush it down. We're going in hard and early today, keep.
Here's a spin for the jukebox too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9vhFJcUG4I

>>38452095
The 24/7 idea might be good. And i was thinking about changing my name to Finnish-Irish Barkeep. Should i ?

I saw >>38452072's post

I too am afraid of what would be like if I got drunk

I got a lot pent up anger, and nowhere to put it; lots of problems from past, and present life; so I feel like if I got drunk, I'd grab a gun, and do something stupid...

I'm rum&pepsi Anon

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>>38452136
>she loves me but she doesn't feel that way towards me.
so she loves you or doesn't love you?
>>38452157
how many barkeeps are out there anyway? are you that guy from yesterday, irish who wanted to use discord?

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>>38452151
here you go, I'll serve vodka later

>>38452005
Birthday anons life part 5
This is the rough one guys
>I forgive her
>she cries and says she's sorry
>now I'm 16, I hear from my parents my grandpa is in icu and is dying(he had cancer for quite a while)
>while I'm gone, grandpa has just died, been crying my eyes out, get a call from gf
>"anon... I fucked up. I'm so sorry"
>my heart fucking drops
>no
>"anon... I fucked E."
>I literally lose my breath as my heart feels ripped down the center
>all I can think about is how much I put up with, how through all the shit, all the insults, the abuse, I never once fought back, never once raised my voice at her, never even defended myself.
>I was done
>I hung up
>don't talk for weeks, I get back, she's been calling I haven't answered
>she comes to my school, I see E in the car, he drove her
>I'm seething
>she's going on and on about how she loves me, I'm blankly staring at E
>my emotions just shut off
>i wanted to kill them both right there so badly
>I walk away, tears of embarrassment, for not defending myself well up in my eyes, go home, pull out dad's .357 and hold it against my temple
>do this everyday until my 17th birthday
>eventually they stop trying to get in touch with me, fade from my life
>senior year of high school starts, no one recognizes me

>>38452162
I wanted to kill myself in the past but when i got piss drunk i didn't kill my self. So i think you should be okay.

>>38452136
Break it off with her, shes using you purely for entertainment; you're a toy to her, turn her into a memory.

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>>38452162
uncommon taste, most order rum and coke

>>38452081
Please explain, i think its logical because the album means alot to me and i like the painting.

Why is it such an issue

>>38452166
Nah dude. I'm the barkeep who did these threads with "To the memory of Jack" at the end of the op.

I just want someone to hear my story before I pull the trigger and end my worthless life...

>be me
>be 16
>had bf and gf
>lived with then because mom kicked me out at 14 because I was the product of a rape, and she never wanted me anyway.
>be happy, bf and gf said i wasn't allowed to lose my virginity until i was 18, and it was gonna be to them
>bf comes home drunk one day
>attacks me, claiming i disobeyed him
>called me a whore
>accuses me of cheating
>beats me and knocks me down
>gf tries to intervene
>bf attacks her, pins her down and rapes her, i watch, but pretend to be unconscious
>he does the same to me
>it hurts so bad
>still play dead
>bf finishes and realizes what he did
>gf is crying
>bf goes into the back of the house
>comes back with a gun
>gf pleads with him not to kill us
>hear shot go off
>gf screams
>feel warm, stick wet on me
>smell copper and gunpowder.
>bf killed himself
>black out from shock and panic
>wake up in hospital
>gf is in mental ward
>bf is dead
>my home is gone

>never known happiness or dated anyone since then
>mostly stayed in my apartment when i wasn't working, with the rare exception of going to get groceries
>get a call a few weeks ago
>gf killed herself, left note to call me
>last bits of home are gone.

>>38452162
yeah that's easily one of the things i'm afraid of. if i'm a drunk that just falls asleep that would be all well and good but if i'm the kind of drunk that devolves into an even shittier piece of shit i'd rather not take the risk and find out. (and then do something stupid to myself)

>>38452174
excellent. cheers, keep

>>38452197
it really do be like that sometimes

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>>38452196
become known as Finnish Barkeep from now on
also, spurdopost pls
>>38452197
you deserve your fate for not ordering anything
>>38452209
got your vodka

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>>38452188
it won't look good on a body. That's what you don't seem to understand.
What looks good on paper doesn't always transfer well to a body.
For one it has borders. It wouldn't be a complete image on your body. If you're going to get that tattooed you may as well have it include a square.

Here's an example of an album cover with a borderless image. Though I'd never get it tattooed.

>>38452197
Jesus dude, that sucks but dont kill yourself.
I feel like those people were an anomaly compared to rest of the population. maybe just try to meet some new people .

Its not worth it to end it all

>>38452136
I'm gonna have to agree with your friends. Relationships work on co-dependency. You depend on her to make you happy, but odds are she doesn't feel the same.

Eventually she's going to meet someone and fall in love. You're going to get hurt.

Spend some time apart. Work on sorting out those feelings.

>>38452187
Pepsi is sweeter that rum,

I got it from my dad, he used to do use Pepsi too; both my dad, and I don't take sugar/sweet things too well, so before he'd get too drunk the sugar was killing him, so he'd have to stop.

We're not diebetic, just not good with sugar [/spoiler[

>>38452254
fuck, I meant Pepsi is sweeter than Coke

>>38452229
im just going to cut the lines where they are and not draw a border, i see what you mean though.

The pic you posted would make a better tattoo, but wouldnt have the same impact.

Maybe ill get another reference to the album

>>38452197
If your going to top yourself anyway want to take a shot at drug mule?

Go ask around your local area, if you get though you get some cash to spend if not just top yourself in prison

>>38452092
My first relationship ended kind of the same, it took me a while to realize you form a chemical bond with someone you're intimate with, especially physically. Maybe men feel it more strongly because it helped them stay around to raise their children earlier in our evolution, and women don't as much because they carry the child already. I don't think you should talk to her again, it might not be explicitly for closure. Once you form that bond, you won't remember what it's like until the next time it happens again, that might be why you feel like it was a one time thing.

Sir, can i have a cup of milk pls

>>38452287
origanlly creamy

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>>38452274
Half image tattoos almost never look good on a body.
Here's McGregor's Gorilla tattoo. Even though it doesn't depict a whole Gorilla the crown and chin act as borders.I wouldn't consider it a half image.

>>38452166
She said she loves me a lot. Just not in a romantic way.

>>38452183
What makes you think so?

She tried to define our relationship. She said, we're best friends and we get intimate, I love you a lot, I feel for you very strongly and I wouldn't be okay with you leaving my life. But I just don't feel for you in that way and I can't change how I feel. I told her her feelings could change and she said she didn't see that happening.
I told her not to put a label on our relationship, just keep it fun.

Still, after she rejected me I started giving less fucks about her. We have a lot of fun together and love each other but I'm not going to be emotionally invested into a girl who doesn't love me.

>>38452241
She does depend on me.
I'm her only real friend. I can't hurt her like that. Maybe I'm a sucker like that.

We spent some time apart after we first hooked up. It was supposed to be a week without contacting each other to sort out our feelings. She ended up calling me after three days.

It was supposed to be a one and done thing. But we ended up making out and having sex again and again.

I'm the only person she can turn to to talk about her real feelings and well, if she wanted to release her sexual frustration there would be plenty of hotter guys, but she does it with me.

She cares for me a lot. When I'm sad she'll text and call and make sure I'm okay and come over and cuddle me until I feel better.

She doesn't get anything out of that.

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>>38452287
sorry, all cups are out, you'r gonna get your milk in glass

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>>38452321
>She said she loves me a lot. Just not in a romantic way.
such love is worthless, stop deluding yourself anon

>>38452321
If she actually liked/loved you, like how she said she didn't, she would go on a date with you, she would see you as a lover, she pretty much literally CAN'T not love you if you're extemely like her

Is she a lesbian?

>>38452227
straight from the source, that's some vodka alright. here's a unreasonably high virtual tip for your service.

>>38452274
the tripfag wasn't far off. compared to what you posted, the banana from TVU&N might be an even better idea. it needs a proper border. if you can do that you're probably all set

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this stuff tastes better sober

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>>38452350
> banana frp, TVU&N

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>>38452363
Drink a real beer lad.

>>38452286
>I don't think you should talk to her again, it might not be explicitly for closure.
I realize this. I'm not even sure what I'd get out of it. With the way things are now, things just feel unfinished, you know? How can someone who loved me for over 3 months just end things seemingly on a whim?

Yesterday I saw her post something in one of our group conversations on normiebook. Almost like things were "back to normal", which made me feel like shit. If a bit of texts can do that to me, I don't know how I'll feel when I see her again.

>>38452338
I don't think it's a love many people have experienced before. It's worth it for me although I can get insecure sometimes. She's aware I'm insecure though and will reassure me about things.

>>38452345
We go out a lot together, only two of us, do those count as dates?

She does see me as a lover. We have sex often and make out/kiss a lot.

I guess I'm confused as to how she can make love to me and not have romantic feelings for me.

>>38452398
I'll say again, you're just a toy.

>>38452344
Turn to Christ before you suicide please

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>>38452344
farewell friend, i hope you meet the furher in the afterlife

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>>38452377
dont taint the velvets' debut with that. your ass is definitely cursed now, hopefully you can appease the gods somehow.

>>38452227
My apologies barkeep, may i have a tall glass of vodka, strongest you have
>>38452239
I can't see blood anymore either on tv or irl without flashing back and freaking out, the nightmares suck ass, and i can't take it anymore.
>>38452281
Because knowing me, i'd do more of the drugs than deliver, just to numb out.

>>38452414
Maybe so, but at the same time I don't feel very strongly about wanting to date her - I know we would never work out long term and because of that my own romantic feelings towards her have declined a lot, coupled with her rejection.

Maybe we're just playing with each other until we find something serious.

I'm looking for a girlfriend that's not her and she knows that. She'll point out cute girls and help me approach them.

>>38452333
>origanlly creamy
Thanks Sir
your bar is comfortable, i will take a seat in the sofa.
>life going bad, having many problems, suffering alone
>friends are the same, i helped to solve those things
>their life turned out better, now leaving me alone
>go half edgedlord
>realize only me can help myself, gotta do something about my life
>tried my best to become better and happy, now success with good paying job, status and achieved dream
>now i feel no need of relationship, gf, money or fame, no worry
>chilling here in this bar

>>38452439
Its your choice, man

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>>38452435
sure thing
>>38452442
true, it is 2nd most comfy thread around, only suprassed by The comfy thread

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A water please

>>38452464
My apologies again, but may I have it with no ice? I prefer the burn to having it watered down.

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>>38452476
got to drive somewhere?

>>38452483
No no I just don't drink and have never felt the impulse to, after what happened to my Dad a few years ago I don't think I ever could.

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>>38450564
C is my favorite language. It's simple but gives you a lot of control over what you want to do. Why are you learning it though?

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>>38452482
sure thing, comment is now originalized

>>38452197
It's never too late. You can still establish a good life for yourself. I believe in you, I have hope and i sincerely want you to move on and have a happy life. Here if you need to talk

>>38452442
you've made the right call, ya dairy larry. a lot of robots get stressed out mostly about how people see them and by feeling like they MUST have a girlfriend. none of that gets you much. it won't get more cliche than this, but figuring out what you want to do and then reaching it or at least getting close is what brings true satisfaction to make you feel good in life.

I'd rather have to chase for love while I'm self-sustaining and ambitious rather than having a gf and nothing else going for me apart from alcoholism. maybe the grass is just always greener on the other side.

>>38452378
soone

Hey barkeep let me get some Moonshine thanks
Im 27 and I've done nothing with my life
I see my friends from high school doing great shit now they have good jobs
some are married and have kids and living happy life
and I wonder whats wrong with me? and I realized why my life is shit its because of me
its my fault and that sucks because Im not sure how to fix it

>>38452321
>She depends on you, you're her only real friend.

This is a massive red flag. You said she was good looking and popular right? She should have more "real friends" to lean on besides you. And you should be able to turn to others in your social circle to talk about feelings with without having sex or cuddling with them.

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>>38452657
I am similiar, 26 here, less and less friends, no gf, no job
but at least I know what I gonna do with the rest of my life and I love it
just keep going anon, just keep going

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>>38452439
Good you both understand your feelings towards each other. She will never see you as romantic potential, probably.

>>38452657

Maybe this will help:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI

Hey there bartender, can i get a glass of regular beer? Also got a good feels story if anyones interested

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>>38452747
Hey, I'll get you some. Story time?

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Hey there bartender, can i get a glass of regular beer? Also ive got a good feels story if anyones interested.

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>>38452766
sure thing, this is Frogs and Feels tavern after all

>>38452762
>2.7%
Is that even considered alcoholic at that point? Kids drinks in the UK have more alcohol than that.

>>38452792
Where I'm from it's considered chill beer, the kind that you can have 10 of and feel ok. When you're a weak drinker like I am this is the stuff that will get you through the night without flipping shit

>>38452684
She has a lot of surface friends but nobody will be her real friend because they know she's trouble. There are lots of thirsty guys trying to get into her pants but she keeps them at bay.

She's really hot. I say 7.5-8.5 but to me she's almost a 9. The other day a woman followed her a bit just to tell her she was really pretty. She gets hit on a lot by random guys on the street and at the bar. And in my experience hot girls are usually really fucked up people.

I'm basically the only one who will put up with her bullshit. And I have a lot of bullshit myself that she is willing to put up with.

I have two other good friends (unlike her) that I confide my problems in, especially those about her.

At the end of the day I'm a physical creature and I need physical affection. I need someone to hold me close to her and rub me all over and tell me things will be okay. I need someone to turn over to me and bury her head in my chest. To roll around wrestling on the rug with me and bring her face close and kiss me. Someone who will suck my dick and fuck me passionately. She does all of those things.

>>38452693
I understand that. Despite everything we'll still be very close friends. We have a lot in common and have spent so much time together. We dream about each other.

>>38450522
Just water for me, I am a non-alcoholic.

>>38452718
that actually helps a lot
like Im going to re watch this a few times

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>>38452817
here you go
>>38452814
are you from Denmark? Asking out of curiosity

>>38452584
yeah, you right, buddy.
i don't know why people keep chasing for gf and love when they can't love and complete themself first. Like you, i feel happyness and ascension when i done my job well. I know i want, now i just need to chasing new dream and goal.
>there is a Vietnamese poem meaning:
>One who mastered themself can shake a country
>left hand, shield. Right hand, spear.
>Alone, on horse, unstopable on battle

>>38452827
Glad I could help. This song helps me a lot when I break the fuck down sometimes. Failing is OK.

>>38452830
Polish migrant in Denmark, yus. Halloj.

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>>38452832
perhaps this will interest you anon
>https://u.osu.edu/dialecticseastandwest/files/2016/02/taoteching-Stephen-Mitchell-translation-v9deoq.pdf

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>>38452852
Podlaskie pozdrawia diaspore

>>38452856
it look good,anon, i will read this.Thanks you

>>38452872
Slask here, greets

>>38452842
>failing is ok
I think this is one of the hardest things for me
I've lost a decent job because I was afraid of failing and so I didn't try and my boss let me go
I was talking to a girl but I didn't ever ask her out because I was afraid she would say no and now shes with someone else
Im so scared of failing that I don't do anything hell I don't even have a drivers license because Im scared Im gonna fail it so why bother

>>38452907
Yeah I was very much like that, too. As a migrant I wouldn't speak to people because I was afraid I'd say something wrong or sound wrong.
I started listening to some buddhist talks a few years ago and tried to implement their chain of thought in my life. Long story short is try to improve yourself, but if you fail that's ok. Don't hang too much on the past but instead look what you can do today to make your future better. Accept what's out of your control and love yourself. Be your best friend. Don't think too much about stuff.
If you're interested, listen to a few talks from Ajahn Brahm.

Also going into something less spiritual and more scientific, this video from Vsauce helped me understand that people don't care about your failures because they're too occupied thinking about themselves.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o268qbb_0BM

>>38452999
I'm that one guy that remembers that thing you did wrong like a year ago

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>>38450522
I'll take a diet coke, I have to keep functioning for the rest of the day.

The girl who cuts my hair looks like a mix between the only I've ever dated and my favourite actress. Her touch is soft and caressing, her voice is angelic and her smile is the most beautiful. Today I asked to get my hair washed for no other reason than for her to massage my head.

>mfw I'll never ask her out
She probably has a Chad bf anyway...

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>>38453313
you will never know unless you ask her anon

>>38453471
But who's gonna cut my hair when I make it weird? I've tried so many places and none of them comes close to how good she cuts my hair.

>>38453313
Sometimes friend you gotta take a risk
If nothing else make small talk and try find out if she has a boyfriend

Let me have your most expensive alcohol
Things have been going well lately Im feeling better my life seems to be getting better as well
and Im afraid its going to go to shit soon things are to good

Is OP Bartender still here? I just got back from my run (more of a long walk really) and would love some ice cold water. Is it alright if I use the jukebox? Jose Suicidio is pretty feelsy.

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Today's the day lads. Gonna do my best to get her alone and ask her to dinner.

Give me a Dark and Stormy

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>>38453692
Here you go anon, the lime is nice and fresh. I think the thread is peter ing out unfortunately, so I guess I'll be volunteer bar keep until a more qualified individual shows up.

>>38453734
Honestly longest bar thread I've seen in a while

>>38453806
I'm too young to be here yet I've seen this board is filled with threads completely the opposite of what r9k's purpose is. It's just all gays and trap stuff, with f emboss mixed in. No depth or discussion, no feels or venting. If anything /b has bettee feels threads than here. Hopefully there can be a revival of these threads and there can be a general thread going all the time. Hopefully it doesn't get corrupted like the rest.

>>38453894
*fembots

Autocorrect got me

>>38453894
>>38453914
Here let the real correcter fix what you are saying
WRONG:
>It's just all gays and trap stuff, with f emboss mixed in
>"Fembots"
Here's how this is properly said
>It's just all gays and trap stuff, with roastie posters mixed in
If you want /r9k/ to be good again you must play your part in creating good threads
Just made this today
>>38452461
Very proud of it

>>38454046
Thats the thing though, I don't know how to make successful threads like this or that one being the new fag I am. I would like to barker one of these threads though, that'd be nice

>>38454131
*barkeep

Ori and the original post

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>>38450522
Thanks for introducing me to Sloan. Now i have music to listen obsessively for the rest of this month and the next.
Having Asperger's is sometimes a blessing.

Barkeep, water please.

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>>38454385
Here you are sir, ice cold water.

>>38454131
>>>38453806
>>38454153
You'll find out how.
All you really need is material.
Get enough posts in it, bump it enough and people will reply.

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guys, I am leaving for today, someone take over
>>38454442
you will be great
enjoy, I may return in few hours

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I'll give you lads a bump, looks like you need it.
Posting some Alcoholic vending machines.

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Feel free to take some beers for the road when the shop closes by going to the vending machine outside. We've even got one with Sake and Soju.

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It's morning right now, but I wouldn't mind being drunk all day.
Wish I had the money too. That's what I'd do

Give me anything hard,because I don't give a shit anymore. the only good thing i could ever attribute to myself was my physical fitness, my running in particular in this example, but now it's probably fucked. I learned yesterday that I may have COPD, despite never touching a smoke in my life, because I have to work around them. Now, the only thing I even remotely liked about myself is going to go away. How should I an hero?

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>>38455313
Why not just do sprints or lighter jogs?
I'm not sure if the barkeep is even here now man.

>>38455487
If I do those, I'm still a shell of what I once was. I'll never have that one good quality I used to have. I've finally become completely, 100% worthless.

>>38455533
Did you run competitively?

>>38455550
Used to, yeah.

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>>38455563
Here you go man, I'm not the Barkeep but I've managed to scrape this together.
I hope things improve or you find a new calling

Whiskey with Bitters and an Orange

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Can I get a pabst my dude? That's all for now thanks.

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>>38455744
Barkeep is gone. But just because we have these lying around, have all 6.

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Fuck these are my favorite threads how do I keep missing them.
I'd like a plain vodka if anyone is still here. Had a massive existential crisis today and gotta wash it down.

>>38455744

Source my dude?
I guess it's time to fap.

>>38456056
Her name is Amanda Love, and no, she hasn't done hardcore.

>>38456168
Shit, why do I always forget to turn off my name?

Orig.

>>38450522
I fucked up bigly guys, I took my mum's truck out, ran over one of those posts that was on the side walk by the drive way, really scratched I MEAN ITS A BIG ASS DENT up the whole side, and knocked the post (it was cemented and had cobble stones around it). Haven't told mum yet, or left the house because I'm afraid of police or something. I'm leaving town tomorrow so I won't even be here, but I don't even have a job, and I want to pay my mom for damages, but I don't have any money except in bitcoin, and I'm too retarded to get that in real money, and nobody is trading in person except worthless faggots.

>>38451182
Happy birthday anon! Hope this year would be great for you.

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>>38450522
>Girl hints at coming over.
>outright ask her to
>she hasn't replied in 2 hours.
I'll take a rum and coke lad, and if she texts I'm gonna play it off like I'm doing something else now.

Also, gonna finish off this bottle of JD

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Giving this good thread another bump.
Hopefully a bartender returns

>>38456976
Like my dad he nipped out for cigarettes and never came back.

Free house I guess. Time to drink straight from the taps.

>all my normie friends are having fun together or with their loved ones
> im drinking Jelen once again, posting in this thread while listening to naxi rock radio. atleast queen's on.

these threads never stop not being /comfy/

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>>38450522
I've been contemplating trying to record my own music for a while now, robots.

I have a microphone and I've messed around recording with it for a while now. But I'm too intimidated to go for it and begin working on the piece I have in mind. I'm afraid it won't be good and that I'll end up letting myself down yet again.

>>38457106
Go for it lad. Worse comes to worst you don't like it, but it's better than not doing it.

I was like you but decided to do it anyway, and while I never plan to release music I do enjoy the process of making it.

>>38457106
Doesn't matter, go for it, I can't sing, but I've been thinking about the same. I have gotten myself to the point where I can mutter some lyrics while strumming the guitar.

>What if you had no friends or enemies
>No one to fight, and no one to please
>Traveling from city to city
>Leaving from place to place
>looking up old friends you never made
>hooking with old lovers, you always paid
>is it gay?

>>38457106
Also, you must start somewhere, Mozart and the rest never just started as pros. Practice will make you better.

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I'll have a Shirley Temple, can't drink yet.
So I notice all of my friends getting bfs and gfs but I'm just here, sitting in my tranny NEET corner with no bf/gf. I tried posting on /soc/ to talk to people, stave off some boredom, maybe get some friends, but all I get are guys asking to see my fem penis and tranny body. It hurts, yeah, they say I'm beautiful but...I just want something real.

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>>38457248
I'll take over as barkeep. Here you go.

>>38457007
You! Off the taps before you give yourself liver cancer!

>>38457344
Sorry lad. Just when no ones around gotta take advantage. Don't bar me bro.

>tfw sometimes wish I did have cancer
I just want to die sometimes is all.

>>38457248
To be real would be to accept the reality of your manhood. Get rid of the make up, start working out and eating healthy. But you must understand that you can not change the physical reality of your existence. You can modify your body and abuse it, (this is done by both transsexuals and bodybuilders) but you must understand that your body will never defy reality. Your body will always break before reality. I hope you have friends to help you through your anguish, as not being confident in your physicality must be anguishing. If you would like to exchange emails or some sort of messaging thing I would gladly help you with your issues if you want to return to normalization. I am looking for a purpose and I assume you need one too.

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>>38457248
>I just want something real.
>fake female
Well I'm sure you're not going to get it considering you're a fake.
You deserve to be mocked for your horrible decision making skills.

>>38457324
Ah, thanks man, means a lot to me.

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>>38457365
Don't say that man, suicidal thoughts is one thing but cancer is another. Cancer is god realizing what he did wrong with humans and creating the perfect killer; your own cells. My grandmother had breast cancer and thankfully pulled through, but it's an ordeal. I'm sorry you feel these kinds of thoughts anon, you could go have a lay on the couch if you like.

>>38457435
I'm not a trap though, I identify as a woman, not as a femboy/gay man

Traps are Also gay

>>38457450
I remember my first Shirley Temple was in the Glory Day's arcade when I was a little kid, except they put a rubber shark in and called it a shark attack. I still have one of those sharks some where in my old stuff.

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I posted this as a thread but posting here will probably get me more replies this is beginning to get a serious problem for me

For the past 2 weeks solid every second I am thinking about mortality and after death. It's keeping me up at night, giving me anxiety and panic attacks daily. This used to not be a problem for me but it's like a switch has flicked and now it's on my mind every second of the day.

I feel like I'm in a video game and I can just pause this and back out onto the main menu as nothing around me feels real

>>38457497
There was a restaurant chain called Friendly's that'd make Shirley Temples with blue food coloring and gummy sharks, it was awesome.

>>38457502
Are you thinking of the reality of death and what comes after, or do you mean suicidal thoughts?

>>38457502
Why was your thread deleted anon? I was just about to post there.

I've been feeling the same way actually. Maybe it's that time for us.

>>38457523
Never heard of Friendly's, what part of the country was it in?

>>38457435
That pic is telling, >>38457450 you must accept reality, or else the creeping realization that you are not what you pretend, will always be eating at you, like a scorpion in your mind.

>>38457487
My love, you may identify whatever you like, but physics will hold sway over all of man's psychiatric machinations.

>>38457487
You're all the same to me tranny/trap/shemale
WHATEVER
You have horrible decision making skills. You're not going to get something real because you've turned yourself into essentially a fetish.

The only people who would consider fucking or dating a trap are fetishists. How can you expect for something real when you're a fake?

>>38457541
New England, but I used to live in Connecticut and the Friendly's where I used to live closer recently

I'll have a screwdriver. I think I broke my dads laptop. I got angry doing online schoolwork and bashed my hand against it a couple of times. Now its clicking and crashing constantly. Feeling pretty guilty because he just got it.

>>38457525
I've been suicidal for the past decade or so but the past month has been worse and now this is happening and it's making me terrified of what comes after death and the actual experience of dying

>>38457534
>Why was your thread deleted anon?
I felt it would get more replies here and didn't want to have two posts about it at once

>>38457550
This guy's right, I wonder if too much porn causes this fetish? What do you think?

>>38457550
Sir, if you're not going to respect the denizens of this bar I am going to have to ask you to leave.

>>38457579
Before I transitioned I didn't watch porn on a regular basis, maybe once every two weeks. I was also just a complete failure of a man, even when I dressed and presented as a man, I was still called ma'am

>>38457585
Oh I didn't know this was a gaybar. My bad.
Telling "her" the truth is the most respectful thing I could have done.

I'll have a sarsparilla

I'm thinking of renting a PO box tomorrow and ordering 3 grams of dck. I miss taking the dck. Pls give me the dck. I want the dck so much. Fill my holes with dck

>>38457612
>being this edgy
Worse than militant atheists

>>38451182
Happy birthday anon. I hope you have a good day. If not, start drinking.

>>38457604
>I was also just a complete failure of a man, even when I dressed and presented as a man, I was still called ma'am
That failure is on your part, others defined you as "ma'am" and now you have come to accept this insult as reality. You must fight them, put in the effort you put into presenting into lifting weights. Get a membership at a gym, or even buy one of those handlebars for your door and some dumbbells. Do push ups, I started like this and I feel much better.

>>38457639
What's wrong with you, this is a serious mental issue and you are actively participating in this young man's self destruction.

>>38457556
That's a shame really, small businesses are dying out in America, but so are regional businesses. Corporations want total dominance in a country, continent, hemisphere, whatever-there's no room for resistance because they will strangle you out of that area.

>>38457574
In that case the best solution is to think deeply on it. Meditate if you can. I'm not saying think if it always, but maybe try and find why you're afraid. On YouTube look up exurb1a. His channel deals with a lot of the existential questions in life, with some others. If you wanna accept death, try reading Tuesdays with Morrie. It's a short memoir about a man's former student finding him after learning of his looming death.

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>>38457604
>I was also just a complete failure of a man
Which is exactly why traps are worse than cuckolds.
A trap is essentially an extreme cuckhold, rather than giving his gf to another man for pleasure and getting off on inferiority, a trap takes cuckoldry to a new form and abandons his manhood completely.

You're such a failure as a man you've given up on it, and decided to play pretend as a girl.
>inb4 ohh it's not a trap it's a tranny.
>>38457639
>normalizing and defending mental illness
Why don't you go whiteknight for all the furfags Larping. They are as valid as a transgendered person is, IMO.
>INB4 "Transgender people have female brains and biologically female so and so"
I've heard it all before.

>>38457574
I'm terrified of dying too but I'm so suicidal I don't care about what happens after death. I've had such a shitty life, I'm literally a failure, so I'm sure it's better than this. Happiness is unattainable for me. What makes you suicidal, anon?

>>38457612
Sir I don't care what's in your pants as long as your not an ass about it alright. Now please leave, YMCA is on the jukebox. Reminder to patrons that the jukebox is open again.

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>>38457622
Here you are sir, ice cold.

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>>38456686
So she finally replied and said it would be great to hang out.

Told her I didn't think she was going to after 3 hours of no replies so going out with my other mate instead.

She just replied 'oh, okay :('
Told her maybe another day.

>>38457724
LMAO literally a reddit-tier bartender.
At least you're doing your job

>>38457724
I'd like to play "Loser" by Beck on the jukebox and buy a drink for this guy >>38457707

>>38457758
Can I get you anything anon? How do you feel after denying her like that. Did you want to?

>>38457770
Look man I don't harbor hatred for any one group; just everyone equally.

>>38450522
Heya, barkeep! Wanna hear my plans for resteucturing society and bring humanity to its true destiny, using a bunch of desert Fremen and spice?

>>38457693
Anytime I think deeply on it I take a panic attack or something like that. I'll look into that exurb1a though

>>38457716
Pretty much neglected by parents my entire life, never able to live up to expectations, Depression, BPD, Gender dysphoria, Dropped out uni and college, No qualifications, No friends, live at home and any normal parent could see I am fucked up and close to ending myself but what I get is still nothing from them except getting shouted at for being a failure and having depression so apart from that not much. I never used to be afraid of death either but now I'm just like fuck I don't want to not exist there will be nothing after death and the process of lying on a deathbed taking your last breath freaks me the fuck out

>>38457776
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE

What'll he have?

What's up all u edgy fags
beer me

>>38457834
Are Fremen Arabs in thus case, cause then it won't work. Also, what spices are we looking at here

>>38457834
Could I get some spice-coffee, extra melange.

>>38457502
I'm more afraid of waiting for death, all alone, for a long time. Considering my age it means I still have 2/3 of my life left. I have to go through this 2 more times...

>>38457840
Whatever he wants

>>38457851
>opposing physical self destruction is edgy
hello faggot

>DUDE FEEL BAD FOR ME LMAO: the thread
Thank fuck most of you betas will never breed.

>>38457823
Well traps are a problem on this board just like "fembots".

>>38457839
/sadnon/ do you want to talk? Discord or Kik?

>>38457860
Fucking Harkonnens man, they are fucking ficks with their Chad-dukar imprrial troopers, noe they control the spice. Goddamit I hate being cucked by them. My ancestors fought in the Butlerian Jihad and then this happens.

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>>38450522
Give me a rum and coke bartender.
I've been having a bad week so far but I guess it's mostly my fault. The girl I've been crushing on has not been reciprocating my messages even though she would have a few weeks ago. She seemed at least interested in me. I'm sure I fucked it up. I asked her out but she hasn't replied to me. Thinking she just got tired of me. Fuck.

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>>38457851
Here you are anon. Got any feels you're drinking away today?

>>38457805
Rum and coke lad, double.

I didn't want to, but don't like being played with. I mean I don't know her reasons for the 3 hour wait to reply but I don't want her thinking I'm just gonna wait around.