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>>38448433
>Cancer is all 4chan can do now
Why did one of the only decent things that 4chan ever produced have to get poisoned with cancer?

Oh yeah, I remember now. Thank fuck for the opioid epidemic.

>>38448433
Because they are cancer and belong on Goyimbook

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>>38448523
>Fun is bad!
>Hurr durr I'm ironic lol
You are the cancer, anon.

why? just go to b where it belongs

https://youtu.be/NqqayXlWL8g You All Lost Hahahaha

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>>38448433
ok, this is /r9k/ humour

>>38448433
Because of the robot you dumb fuck

>>38448600
Fake story. My god men are pathetic as shit. Christ.

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>>38448672
roastie detected
fuck off from this board you cunt

>>38448690
Lol funny story but probably fake.

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>>38448718
yeah, everything that hurts women is fake because no one would ever hurt women, you are all princesses and fairies?
put window silicone into your cunt roastie

>>38448600
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>>38448741
These stories all start really promising but they all go so far over the top that it's hard to feel gleeful and triumphant anymore.

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>>38448822
you may believe, you may not, your choice

>>38448848
I'm not saying women aren't awful, I'm not saying that your pain isn't real, and I'm not saying that the world isn't unfair, but I am saying that your punishment for being such a hateful, narcissistic little shit is that you have to be you.

>>38448741
Can someone summarize this for me? It's way too late for.me to read it all.

>>38448848
I don't believe. Because I'm not an idiot.

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>>38448848
>not postinng the full roast

>>38448889
Man got buttblasted he couldn't get laid. Made up fake story. Created fake screenshots to back up fake story.

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regenaldo

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You think Narcissus was so in love with himself that he couldn't love anyone else. But that's not what happened, the story clearly tells it in the reverse: he never loved anyone and then he fell in love with himself. Do you see? Because he never loved anyone, he fell in love with himself. That was Narcissus's punishment.

http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/2012/10/the_story_of_narcissus.html

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>>38448889
girl try to gold dig his father and be awful to the son, son destroys her relationship with his father as revenge, butthurt and hilarity
>>38448884
nice psychobabble+shaming you cunt
I love being myself, and I feel no pain from that, unless i break my teeth or something
now go away to /soc/, no one wants your cunt here

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This is pure rage-comic-kino

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>>38448903
thank you, saved
>>38448917
>>38448922
>everything I do not like is fake and because of men who could not get laid, they have tiny dicks and are narcisstic
state o women on /r9k/ in 2017, and you wonder why we want you out of here

>>38448935
really poor shitpost, there's an art to shitposting anon

>>38448928
Pleasant dreams, anon, just remember to pour yourself another bourbon before you go to sleep because as long as you continue to blame the world for your own problems, the alcohol blush will be the only warmth you feel.

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i need to brush my teeth because i didnt do it yesterday evening

>>38448600
Made me smile anon thanks

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>>38448957
>Buttblasted incels don't make up over 9k fake bullshit revenge porn stories on the internet every single day
Okay, clown.

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>>38448968
>hurr durr you have problems you have alcoholism babble babble babble
for your information, twat, I woke up 2 hours ago
timezones, ever heard of those? or your inferior tiny brain can only comprehend on how to post photos with duckface?

>>38449016
I think maybe the funniest thing is she actually didnt realize she crossed a line.
Good for the normie/chad who avoided that bitch.

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>>38448921
Oh god, fucnkign lost
>>38448433
It may be the fact than every post must be original.

>>38449016
>>38449016
You're arguing with two people, you bad hombre, and one of us is a man who wants you not to be so miserable all the time, please dear god. And before you come back at me with "I love myself, I'm not miserable," consider: well-adjusted people don't save Jpegs of elaborate stories of schadenfreude to spend their mornings shitposting on a Russian tiddly-winks forum.

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>>38448992
sure thing anon(s), glad you had fun
>>38449000
>everything that does not fit my perfect vision of the world is fake
get lost, scum

>>38449016
>People don't lie on the internet
Keeps getting funnier with every reply.

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>>38449184
>people lie always when it doesn't fit my narrative
this is entry level of some brain disease

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>>38449260
>Doesn't realize he's literally the mirror image of what he's arguing
Keep going!

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>>38449288
>if you are against XYZ you are just as bad as XYZ!
yeah, batman is joker, God is satan, you are me

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>>38449308
>>38449288
>>38449260
>>38449184
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>>38449145
>>38449144

watch this video for the true redpill


>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYKxiAoHxr4

this used to be a YLYL thread

>>38449172
Even If he is a shit mother and person,
putting your life in danger for your children should not be a legal obligation.
Maybe she fled away when the fire was getting started or something,
but if the house was already burning pretty bad I don't think that what she did should be punishable by law.

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>>38449385
>putting your life in danger for your children should not be a legal obligation.
of course it should

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>>38449381
No it didn't. Look at OP's pic. This was always a forced cancer thread. It's lost nothing.

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>>38449362
We fucking agree with your politics, you goddamned dumbass, the problem is not if the world is going to change but whether you are. You're exactly like a nerdy middle schooler who expects the world to be nicer to him rather than figuring out how to live in a world that is fundamentally not nice. There are no SJWs on 4chan. You're arguing against a strawman. I'm speaking to you.

>>38449407
Hey i found 4chan around the new year of 2004 but i dont recognize the grenade logo?
Is that purely an originalfag thing?

>>38449407
4chan has roots in Something Awful? I saw my first porn on their unmoderated boards.

>>38449362
you know with that chart you can make a distinct correlation between wealth/class and the other categories like race and gender

>>38449431
That's from Something Awful.

>>38449479
Oh, i never bothered with that site, was it similair to 4chan then?
Did it have boards and stuff?

>>38449538
Yeah, it had boards, including an unmoderated one that was somehow related to 4chan. I think shitposting went so bad that they went to a purely paid model for their boards at some point. I don't know, I graduated high school and sorta had a life then, so I wasn't as much of a basement-dwelling internet citizen until more recently. I go as far back as 2006/oldfag on the list (I can identify the original desu).

Also, regarding Something Awful, I used to think this was funny as all hell: http://www.somethingawful.com/your-band-sucks/

>>38449563
>tfw our childhood revolves around anime imageboards

>>38448672
sorry, but this is the fate of all roasties, my dear. claiming it to be fake wont change a thing.

>>38449260
This reminds me of Megazone 23

>>38449441
Moot was an SA goon who hung out in an SA goon IRC who spammed 4chan on SA

It's fair to say 4chan has its roots in SA

>>38449398
>men have gone men go their own way

go back to fucking reddit

YLYL threads are always the least funny threads on any given board.

>>38450905
fuck off normalcunt.
>le plebbit amirite fellow anons xDDD
You are the one who should go back, the election is over, facebook.