>be cute boy
>get hit on by alpha girl in a bar
>she slips her hand in your undies
>in p.u.b.l.i.c.
>squirm like a girl
>drag you in a dark alley
>make you go down on her
>mouth waters and feel dizzy
>she calls you a slut
What's your excuse for not embracing the perfect life ?
>>be cute boy
that's why
who else here /ugly/
>>38448392
and where exactly might this life be taking place?
>>38448392
If only girlcock was real, then it would be perfect.