what if the world ended right now. billions of people around

That means I won't have to do the dishes or go to work tomorrow, so count me in

>>38447524
Just thinking about this makes me happier than I've felt in years. Literally can not wait until human extinction.

>>38447524
I can't say that I'd mind. It would be about time that mankind has met its destiny. I would just hope the afterlife isn't any worse than this

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>mfi someone told me i was gonna die soon.

>>38447524
I'm ok with that, I won't have to lawn my yard

>>38447524
It wouldn't matter so I guess I don't care

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>>38448182
fuck off whore, you could post without making your cunt apparent but no, that would give you 0 attention
get lost

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>>38448505
>This image is addressing a man
That's the secret.

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>>38448554
more like bullshit

>>38447524
I hate to break it to you but we're all doomed to die an inescapable death already

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>>38448614
>Men aren't whores for as long as they can possibly be and don't call any woman who won't fuck them a whore, then act buttblasted when they can't get fucked and go all MGTOW sour grapes

Had a dream that the world was ending last night. I was watching the news on all the places that were being destroyed and I was egging it on, going, "I don't care, come on, come on, hurry up, LET'S FUCKING GO!"
Then the ground opened up under my feet and I screeched as I was melted alive, but calmly thought, "Wait why didn't I get killed by the heat well before it got this high? Why doesn't it hurt? Why is this shit more like water than magma?"
Was almost comfy.
I'd feel okay about dying in an apocalypse if it were nuclear and if myself, and everyone I knew who had no chance, were within the instantly vaporized zones.

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>>38448704
no they don't you stupid twat

>>38447524
I don;t care, as long as I'm able to nut before it all ends.

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>>38448505
>pic related
Ravioriginoli

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>>38448754
Sure they don't. MGTOW isn't the sour grapes phenomenon codified into a "movement". Sure slutty men don't call women whores for not fucking them. Sure men can control their tiny penises.

And women are the delusional, emotional ones.

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>>38448842
amazing how one anon can be wrong in all his points
if you imply MGTOWs are sour grapes movement, you ignore all divorced fathers fucked up by the court
if you say that all slutty man call women whores for not fucking them, this is bullshit taken to extreme, or maybe true in some nigger ghetto
if you claim that man cannot control their dicks, what about priests?
post tits roastie

>>38448890
>amazing how one anon can be wrong in all his points
Just lying doesn't make you right. Man, men are never going to learn that simple lesson, are you? Oh well, you'll be extinct soon.

>if you imply MGTOWs are sour grapes movement, you ignore all divorced fathers fucked up by the court
I'm very sure this is the majority of MGTOW
>Implying you can get laid enough to produce children

>if you say that all slutty man call women whores for not fucking them, this is bullshit taken to extreme, or maybe true in some nigger ghetto
>state falsehood with no evidence, because you want to make believe you're better than you are when you're just a common turd
>everyday reality tells you to get fucked

>if you claim that man cannot control their dicks, what about priests?
That a priest joke?

>>38447524
I'm gonna fight my way into one of those government bunkers.

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>>38448947
>ust lying doesn't make you right. Man, men are never going to learn that simple lesson, are you? Oh well, you'll be extinct soon.
>you'll be extinct soon
so I am talking with someone mentally handicapped then! how peculiar
all your shitty insults mean nothing to me, because in the end I am right and you are wrong, you cannot adress any coherent argument and instead, you either turn it into a joke, or do shitty ad hominem attack on my person
sucks to be you

>>38448947
>>38448890
>>38448842
>>38448754
>>38448704
>>38448614
>>38448554
>>38448505

Can you both stop fighting? You're both idiots and are shitting up what would otherwise be a perfectly good thread all because of one stupid meme picture.

>>38448990
>Asshole inserts his rightwing MGTOW bullshit into literally every single thread he enters
>Someone tells him to neck himself
>WAHHH! You're both wrong!
NO. You listen here, you ungrateful little shit, peckerheads like this need swatted immediately every time they shit up a thread. Sorry if your thread needs to be sacrificed to do that, but if you let them do it once, they'll never stop.

>>38449035
I'm not op
But seriously, the best way to get rid of trolls is to ignore them. They crave attention and if you give them none, eventually they get bored and give up.

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The memes have changed.
The weather has cooled.
The spirit of man has awakened.
Namaste.

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>>38449035
>faggot think /r9k/ is his personal playground
you need to be sacrificed, because if your leftism spreads, humanity will be gone
>>38448990
other dude is obnoxious faggot and I am having great time shitting on him and his crap life

>>38449075
>I'm not op
I neither said you were, nor do I give a fuck.

>But seriously, the best way to get rid of trolls is to ignore them.
Yeah that worked great for /pol/, /v/, /b/ and all the other cancer boards, didn't it?

The way to stop it is to kill it with fire.

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>>38449114
>your leftism
Go fuck yourself. It's the only sex you'll ever get.

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>>38449165
nah, I fucked some hookers and it was fun
>I will tell him that he will not get sex, that will show him!
by doing this you are only showing that your only value ever was having pussy you can deny to people
how does it feel to be disposable piece of human refuse?

>>38449190
>nah, I fucked some hookers and it was fun
And yet, you're still this mad. Hmm.

>>38449190
Btw, I'm a guy. You're just a filthy gross pleb.

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>mfw two idiots won't stop fighting over who's wrong when in fact they're both wrong and both idiots.

trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling

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>>38449211
post dick
>>38449198
you are the faggot from other threads, arent you?
leave /r9k/ forever you white knighting faggot

>>38449241
>Everything is 50/50!
>Trying this hard to be smart
Enjoy death, faggot.

>>38449251
>post dick
None for you. Go to /soc/. They'll do it at the drop of a hat.

>you are the faggot from other threads, arent you?
Oh boy, you found me out. Yes I am the one person posting in all other threads! How did you do it?!?

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>>38449262
>How did you do it
magic, you faggot, now you got to /soc/, that place is surely welcoming for faggots like you

>>38449262
Have you considered the true way isn't 50/50 or mgtow or a leftist cuck thing, but something else? Or would you rather shove your head straight up your ass like the leftist, and not explore further possibilities.

>>38448989
>Kinetic frustration transfer
I'll kinetically transfer my seed into her rectum, damn whore

>>38449277
>Longass rant about women
Lol

>>38449283
>leftist
Here's a clue, since you can't find one with both hands and a magnifying glass. Anyone who says "leftist" will never approach a realistic view of the world. You're long gone.

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>>38449305
>Anyone who says "leftist" will never approach a realistic view of the world. You're long gone.
to the contrary, you turbofaggot
all leftists are pitiful creatures with brain gone hotwire, burning all normal thoughts into retarded mishmash of bullshit and tolerance, while it is obvious and was proven across history that communism, marxism, leninism, and all leftism, is just jewish bullshit meant to destroy and enslave people

>>38449075
This

organelles

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>>38449323
Sucker punch.

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>>38448182
I'd welcome it. I'm a 26yo obese virgin failure who works at a walmart. The only thing I've done to better myself was getting my ged.

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>>38449342
someone seem butthurt that Donald Trump won and world is after nuclear war between USA and Russia
that someone is you
gas yourself

>>38449374
You missed the point again. Sad for you. You'll be extinct soon and you won't even know why because you focused so hard on creating a fictional version of the world for yourself.

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>>38447524
Everyone pays in the end, sounds good right?
But it would be such a shame that no one will be left to make the world a good place for once. No more hopes.

>>38447524
Could not care one bit, the western world is shit, and maybe something better would come of it.

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>>38449396
>hurr durr you missed the point
>TFW too smart for anybody to comprehend what I am babbling
>you'll be extinct soon! we will rule the ashes!
nah, I am not going anywhere, and my genes will stay after I marry and impregnate some 18y.o cutie when I am after 30
stay mad, human refuse

>>38449360
Oh yeah? I'm so autistic I can't even get a job at my local Walmart

>>38449422
It's not that hard to comprehend. You're just brain damaged. Your view of reality is based on intentionally deceitful right wing propaganda and cherrypicking things you hate about the left. You probably don't even have a coherent political ideology. You just go with the white male flow like the dumb cattle you are.

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>>38449503
>You're just brain damaged
another day, another ad hominem
>go with the white male flow
the best thing is that you are probably white as well
>yourdumbyourdumbyourdumb
just saying stuff does not make it true, faggot

I'd be glad that I spent my short time doing what I liked, but sad that I never achieved anything and everyone I loved was going with me.

>>38449374
That picture made me laugh
Two sandnigs look sort of similar, they must surely be the same man! Muh conspiracy

Can't wait to be called a liberal for no reason

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>>38449537
I call you liberal because muh conspiracy
happy now?

>>38447524
Right now I wish to die. I wish to die I wish to die I wish to die. Words cannot explain how much I wish to cease to exist. I string words together in this language these cunts wrote in a form as coherent as my mind can manage with all of it's disease and rot to try and communicate this one feeling, only with the wish that some stranger will hear my words and appear in my room to kill me, any time, any day, anywhere. I've strung together 100 bucks I could pay in exchange for my death. That's not going to happen though, life isn't that fucking merciful. So yes, I would feel ecstatic to the point of tears of happiness if the world ended. LET IT RAIN

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Give me some whiskey and a lawn chair, and perhaps a ladder so I can have a better view.