>tfw you don't have the exercise enjoyment gene

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I just pretend I'm training in an anime. Problem is I only got more muscle since I don't have the "eat healthy and not get depressed" gene.

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>>38447358
What city do you live in? What are the hiking options nearby? Do you have a mobile device or MP3 player?

ride a bike fatty

>>38448733
I have a stationary bike as well as a treadmill, both in front of TVs but I still find it boring.

>>38447358
>exercise excitement gene

Exercise enough and you will begin to enjoy it. At the beginning your body doesn't like it because it can't handle it. It doesn't always happen genetically

>tfw you dont have the enjoyment gene

>>38447961
>tfw you live in flyover country and everything's flat to within 100ft or so for a few hundred miles around

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>tfw you cant keep your food demons in cage

Don't need to exercise to lose weight fatty, literally just eat less

>>38448840
ride a REAL bike

>>38448892
yea but when does the visible muscle show

>>38447358
Fellow bot anon,
I thought I had no need to excise or stay in shape. Then one day my master entered me a fighting contest. I made it to the second round by finishing to competition ahead of half the groups. In the second round i had to fight a
Jihadi named Garra of Siria. my master gave me permission to fight full strength and i became only slightly flacid. Mid-fight i noticed my master's buldge after i layed a punch on the jihadist and i became fully combat erect. I almost won the fight but my master saved me before my leg /b/roke. 1488 HH. we must secure the exsistance of the white race.