there is a spider in my room and I want him to get out spiderbro

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>>38446814
Why? Spiders eat bugs for you

>>38446814
>tfw bug appears in your room but mommy is asleep so she can't come kill it for you
shit fuckin sucks

>>38446814
That spider is way more scared of you than vice-versa, and it will trap and eat other bugs. It's on your side, man.

>>38446814
Spiders are good though, they kill pests.

>all this spider sympathyposting
they have eight legs and they fucking scare me, they always have. I don't want to kill him, just catch him in a jar and release him outside

>>38446842
>That spider is way more scared of you than vice-versa

I put my finger right above a jumping spider and he didn't even flinch.

I think the spider sensed I have a good heart and meant him no harm.

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>roach flies down onto my head
>flies away
>have to stop masturbating and go kill him so he will stop making noise

>>38446842
>That spider is way more scared of you than vice-versa
you don't know that.. unless you are a spider anon. how do you know he isn't plotting to kill me?

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fucking gnats!!!

I don't have any gnats or flies or ants or any other usual bug problems so I can't imagine how this spider is staying alive.. but something must be keeping him alive.. or else he is planning the big score which is me!?..

if he is eating anything it is microscopic and isn't bothering me as much as his presence

>>38446964
ew. I understand this is r9k but how do you get your house so dirty that you get roaches?

>>38447085
Not him, but it can be hard to avoid roaches and shit even if you keep the place spotless. They don't magically form from the dust under your sofa, you get them when there's an infestation in your area.
Source: had roaches and other kinds of insects enter my flat on several occasions. Last time that happened, I cryogenized one as an example to the others and they left me alone.

>>38446814
Just kill it. torch him or chop them up with a knife

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>>38446939
jumping spiders are actually pretty cute

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>moths all around my room eating my clothes
HELP ME ANONS

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I get really scared of insects when I'm alone. There was once a big fly stuck in the blinds in my living room so I stayed in my room all day and didn't eat

When other people are around I'm fine, but when I'm alone I'm actually fucking terrified. I think it might be a phobia?

>>38448041
bzzzzz*****wack*****bzzzzzz***bzzzzzzzzzzzzz**wack****bzzzzzzz***bZZZZZZZZZZ*wack*bzzzzzzzz

Use a vacuum or a dust buster to suck him up and then dump him outside. Or if you want to kill it, just keep vacuuming for a bit.

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>>38448087
Fuck, that's seriously the fucking worst sound in the world, it sounds so mad

>>38448170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCSVG2QKueo

>>38448209
If you think I'm clicking that you're crazy

>>38447913

When I see a spider, I always imagine the two big eyes not being there, and all I see a creature designed to stay in hell for eternity.