Post movies that women can NEVER understand

>>38445786
>Post movies that women can NEVER understand
moon

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>>38445786
Tsk. Women never understand true art

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Now go and get your shine box.

>>38445786
Whiplash dude

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notice how all the bad reviews are from women

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>>38445786
roasties will never understand

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I hope this is a good example since I really like it.

>>38446823
No more shines, Billy.

>>38446823
Loved that movie, it's really good although I get the standpoint of the Jewish wife.

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oeiginalaioaoaoaoaoaooa

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Travis did nothing wrong

>>38447368
EVERY fucking thread with this movie. Can we have one movie thread on /r9k/ where somebody doesn't mention Taxi Driver?

What a bullshit thread. There's no movie I can't understand just because I'm a woman. That's retarded.

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>>38447417
Yes there is. See pic related.

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>>38447406
You don't like the movie Taxi Driver?

>>38446924
a woman suggested this movie to me.

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>>38447417
you shut up roastie

>>38447515
I like it but it always gets posted in these threads. Branch out your tastes mang. Watch The King of Comedy if you want another autistic Robert De Niro character you can identify with.

>>38447575
That woman is worth dating [srs]

>>38447618
yeah I tried, but it turns out she wasn't into guys.

>>38447645
Just corrective rape her my dude.

>>38446780
this seems like a post a woman would make for some reason.

>>38446830
Anyone who's ever been obsessed with anything can understand Whiplash.

>>38447720
Women could also relate to the realtionship with he teacher at the end guy is now his bitch after abusing him to make him be what he wants, and now his life is dedicated to impressing him.

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Men will never understand this.

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>>38447840
what a stupid chart.
you stupid idiot

>>38447946
Classic male response lacking any content.

>>38447987
>woman on r9k

Lmao nice larping faggot.

>>38447417
Fuck off roastie. You lack the intelligence to even admit your inability.

>>38447748
>>38447720
Being obsessed with dicks doesn't count.

>>38447840
>"women" movies
>anything to understand
KYS.

>shit movies
>Alien
KYS.

>>38447840
>Triumphs Des Willens

Probably unoriginal.

>>38447840
What even is this? Literally just a list of arthouse or film school type """""""indie"""""""shit with women leads. Also what the fuck is Alien doing there?

>>38447987
Not >>38447946 but

MOTHERFUCKING EAT PRAY LOVE?

Um, all men understand that movie. It stars a cunt, and it's based on a book written by a cunt. The author is literally Hitler and all right-thinking people should spit on her when they see her.

If you liked anything about that movie, you are the fucking worst.

>>38446892
Fucking beautiful film which is insanely accurate in every facet of 19th century naval combat. The story is based on an Aubrey novel though which originally had the French as the United States. Since it was for US viewers though, they didn't want to make America the bad guys since they thought it would be difficult for the audience to relate. I really wish they kept it that way though, really would've been cooler imo.

>>38448061
Alien is about the fear of giving birth or some shit dumbass. It's still stupid roastie shit.

>>38446929
kek i heard it in his voice

>>38447406
its literally male psychosis the movie T B H

>>38447840
>no "the cuckold"

>>38448061
The majority of those are made by women you stupid male.
>films women will never understand
>shitty war flicks and movies about muh honor muh courage

>>38447417
HEY GUYS I'M A FEMALE HAHA GUYS I HAVE BOOBS LOL GUYS I DONT HAVE A DICK HEY IM A FEMBOT GIVE ME ATTENTION GUYS MY FATHER NEGLECTED ME AS A CHILD HAHA

>>38448152
why are women so much better than men?

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Women will never understand.

>>38448152

Not the guy you're responding to. MOST appear to be made by men. Titanic? Star Wars? Black Swan? Three Colours?

The other movies are "look at me i'm female" titles, 'Daisies' is one of those, "Eat Pray Love" is the same - a film made me some unclean slutty woman trying to market bullshit to other women, ruining them in the process.

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>>38445786
>/thread
In the most originally unironic way.

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women can't be robots... so....

>>38448152
>roastie mocks honor and courage
>literally the only two things that matter in life
>fails to understand the importance of war
Why are all women such memes? They literally stereotype themselves with the dumb shit they say. This is why women where always second class citizens throughout human history.

>>38447840
Lol nobody cares about chick flicks, whoever made this was trying to one up the women can't understand list and failed
>"Muh strong women movies"

>>38447840
i dont think anyone understands the movie "an education" as much as i do right now
>tfw 19 yr old girl
>meet and start dating a 30 year old man
>it has some detrimental impacts on the relationship with my family and friends
>dont care because i love him

>>38448302
Thread/

Women have never fight for civilization, therefore they cannot be the maintainers of it, they don't respect or understand the sacrifices made to achieve it.

>>38448275
Woman, Woman, Woman writer, Man, Man, Woman, Woman, Woman author
Man, Man, Man, Man, Woman, Man, Woman, Woman
Woman, Woman, Woman writer, Repeat, Man, Woman, Woman, Woman
Man, Man, Woman, Man, Woman, Woman, Woman, Man
Woman writer, Women producer,writer,author, Woman author, Man, Man, Man, Man, Woman author

It's majority women even if you throw out the adaptations.

>>38448306
>honor and courage
>literally the only two things that matter in life
Why are men such caricatures? It's hilarious considering you're some suburban dweeb on an anime website but you've been brainwashed into thinking you're a manly warrior.

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This goes right over roasties heads.

>>38448397
Fuck, 12 Angry Men was so good.

They just don't

>any movie that involves a sense of comradery that has nothing to do with sex or romance
>any war movie where a shit ton of soldiers are gored (enemy at the gates, hacksaw ridge)

>>38448397
i see you enjoyed your 10th grade English class

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>>38448362
Exactly why I picked those two specifically.
>women abuse the rights of the west the most
>have sacrificed the absolute minimum, save for a few
>mistreat those that are willing to give it all, with Jody
>act like they're the martyrs
I fucking hate western women so god damn much. WHERE'S MY NAP WAIFU?!!

>>38448396
>redirects the conversation to the platform
>was said on x platform therefore opinion invalid
>makes assumptions based on caricatures of site users

Nice try roast, it's cute when you try to be clever. Now go back to the kitchen and make your bf a sandwich.

>>38448462
***JAP
Oregon scented Origami Ostriches.

>>38448365

Ok, so why are so many male ones on there?

Besides, when you get "women made" "women written" "women directed", whatever - it is NEVER a good insight into women in general or into the 'female experience', the women who produce these things have way too much incentive to promote the IDEA that that's what they're doing - just as literally anywhere you go, "femanon here" is a thing. None of those movies really give any particular insight into the 'female experience', it's all trash.

Also why is Jeanne Dielman is there twice.

>>38448397

>Muh justice system
>Muh white male rationality

Meanwhile in real life a lawyer in Ohio got thrown in jail for "hypnotising" women into sex.

Wait, what?
http://casualient.com/7498602/ree

Goodfellas and Falling Down are my gf's favorite movies

>>38448237
This.
Along with For a Few Dollars More, as well as The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly.

>>38448491
Society cannot exist without a justice system. The fact you mock it shows how little you understand.

>>38447368
Taxi Driver is indeed a film women will never understand. I have spent hours discussing it with my male friends. I tried to get my now ex gf to watch it. Her reaction? She didn't watch all of it because she thought it was slow paced and boring. Fucking girls, man.

>>38447840
And here I thought I was the only person who watched Mustang

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I have no reason

>>38448562
My mom loved Taxi Driver.

>>38448491
"Hypnotizing"

aka those women were whores how regret the sex afterwards, so in typical woman fashion: "it wasn't my fault, it was someone else's fault"

>women take ownership of their actions
>ever
kek

>>38448552

I've worked for barristers, police, and the courts directly. At one point working inside courtrooms. At one point convening juries. I think I know what I'm talking about.

You'd change your mind if you got accused of murdering some roastie and you end up with a jury of your 'peers' (middle aged, brainfucked, ignorant, bigoted roasties and orbiters).

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>>38446780
This.
>>38447690
What's the matter? Too deep for you?

>>38447690
>social shaming with vindictive undertones
>blatant attempt at mockery without a shred of subtlety
yeah anon, you nailed it.
but it's not only a female, it's a liberal female.
conservative females understand the difference between genders, and usually get that there are some things that will only communicate to men, just as there are things that will only communicate to women.

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Women will NEVER understand this movie.

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i want to believe they can but i haven't met a woman yet who can.

the highest recorded human IQ belonged to a roastie

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>>38448623
The squeal was better.

>>38447840
>Wild
Guys should watch this.
It's very instructive.
It gives you a crude understanding of a roastie's mentality.

>>38448637
Nice sources you got there, cuck.

>>38448018
I wasn't defending them i meant they might relate to being abused and worshiping there abuser, which is why they all date guys who beat them

>>38447840
>films made by men
>won't be understood by men
nice meme

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>>38448623
>>38448607
in come the angry liberal cunts, who don't understand gender differences.
you're all just upset aren't you?
you think those big bad patriarchal men are being mean and bigoted to you.
after all, gender's just a social construct, right?
you should be able to understand and fully appreciate, on the exact same level, a movie that men typically love kek.
i love how all they ever have is attempts at social shaming.
they try to work you like their media masters work them.
sorry ladies, this isn't high school.
we don't give a fuck about your shaming shit.

>>38448665
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_vos_Savant

she had the highest IQ at the time, but there's been smarter kids now

>>38448684
Actually I just wanted an excuse to post the Paul Blart pictures I saved from the weird pic thread.

I'm not even a roastie.

>>38448675
God created the world but he does not understand it.

>>38448685
Kek. IQ doesn't mean shit. Get raped, roast.

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>>38448699
spoken like a roastie in disguise!!1
i'm on to you!

>>38448739
I can give you a timestamped pic of my testicles of you'd like.

>>38448734
Men always get so angry. I think it's the hormones desu.

>>38448763
>I can give you a timestamped pic of my boyfriend's testicles of you'd like.
Out. Out. OUT. Time to leave, stupid roastie.

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>>38448684
>Implying I'm a libicuck
No. You're so quick to assume. I just wanted to post shitty blart memes because this blart folder hasn't been relevant since I don't know 2014?

But your heart is in the right place my brother. So commendations to you. Also why the fuck would SJW come to 4chan in the first place? Is Tumblargh not enough?

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>>38448701
sure kid, btw don't you have some descartes to read exoterically

>>38448784
I'm seriously a dude.

I only posted 2 mallcop pics, though. The other poster might be a girl. But whatever you say man

>>38448362
neither have any of the weak boned bastards in here dumbass

>>38447840
i like The Devil Wears Prada. am i gay ?

>>38448867
It's an alright movie, tbqh famalia. Caught it on TBS sometime ago.

>>38448790
>I-I'm no liberal w-woman! L-look at my kek memes! SJWs!
Out, roastie. Go on.

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>>38447840
Amelie is a great movie, dude. It doesn't matter if it's a "chick flick," I seriously enjoyed that movie.

Also, Alien is a metaphor for rape, so I guess it is technically a movie told from female POV, even if it was directed by Scott.

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welp, I know women can't understand or like this one....

>>38448924
>Alien is a metaphor for rape
Can you be anymore retarded?

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>not posting pure aesthetic

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>>38448912
Fine, fuck you m'dude.

>>38448953
Alien IS a rape metaphor, famalia.

I'm pretty sure the director even stated so. The xenomorphs were designed to look phallic, and the way the facehuggers infect is by forcing itself into your body.

Plus, the way the characters are killed are almost like they're being sexually violated by the alien. (the one chick who's killed with the black guy. The alien uses its tail and cuts her in between the legs iirc)

alien is a rape metaphor. The original trilogy was chock full of "female" POVs. The second film, Aliens was about maternity and shit, with Ripley and Newt, and the third one was about pregnancy and childbirth

The original trilogy could be considered an examination on the psyche of women.

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They don't understand his motivation

>>38449001
>The original trilogy could be considered an examination on the psyche of women.
That is the single most retarded thing I've read all day. The trilogy is about fucking ALIENS killing people. Seriously. Where the fuck is this "examination on the psyche of women" shit?

You either need to rewatch the movies, or talk about something you actually are informed about instead of just talking out your ass.

>>38449077
this is the most plebeian thing I've read in like a week

>>38449077
Let me guess, you think Dawn of the dead (1978) was just about zombies in a shopping mall? And the original Godzilla film is simply a movie about a giant monster?

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>>38446924
>>38447368
>>38448302
>>38448397
I loved these films and I'm a female, stop being so bitter. It's funny how the lack of pussy hugs on your penis is the main reason for this kind of threads. Fucking crybabies

>INB4 shut up roasties

>>38449201
>>38449201
Yeah but you didn't understand them. I highly doubt you could understand a war movie starring all men. To you it was just "wooo action and drama xDDDDD"

fuck off.

>>38449077
>Who's HR Giger?

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>>38447456
Superb taste. Bergman is divine.

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>>38449252
>implying
I feel Travis Bickle in a metaphysical way you twat. I'm really sorry that you only know girls who like mean girls and Netflix faggotry

>>38449804
>I feel Travis Bickle in a metaphysical way you twat.
You are fucking INCAPABLE you dumb fucking roastie. Jesus, why do you have to pretend? Is equal rights not enough? You have to understand media meant for men as well?

You have nothing in common with Travis Bickle.

>>38449001
I think there's something wrong with your head

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Every woman I've ever talked to about this movie has hated it.

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This movie made all the women depressed and complained about men being stupid.

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>>38445786
One of the best.
Oregano.

>>38450118
Holy fuck glad to see someone else enjoyed this.

>>38449949
I think you're stupid and can't understand deeper themes in movies, but to each his own.

lel yall niggas seen this one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71KwJ11O0fI

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>>38445786
>women
>understanding tales of comradeship and duty
Pick one.

>>38450203
>implying you can understand it on a personal level
>implying you've been to war
>implying

Hate to be the faggot to bring up anime, but Legend of the Galactic Heroes seems very male exclusive. Sure, there are female fans, but they just draw gay porn of it, which I think hints at a very big problem. Many woman cannot see any sort of relationship between men without immediately thinking of faggotry.

>>38450231
why are you even here? women can't be robots in the first place, then when it becomes a men only thread, you get butt hurt and have to interject yourselves, and when that doesn't work you start insulting us.

We don't want you here, fuck off roastie.

>>38450260
>implying i'm a female just because I stated you can't understand it on a personal level either
>implying im wrong
>implying you even have an arguement
>implyingx10

>>38450270
>imply, imply, imply

like a broken record, not even realizing you are also implying

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>>38450292
>can't even think up a better argument after I proved he can't even connect with the film he recommended on a personal level
>still implying

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>>38450231
>implying you have to go to war to understand movies like these
Kill yourself.

>>38450304
you think you're being clever, but you're just an idiot.

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>>38450321
>anon SEETHING after being clearly BTFO about connecting to his movie and has to have the last word
Kek, g'night m8.

>>38450352
yeah, I'm seething...

I'm also heading to bed. 'night roastie.

>>38449201
Okay? But not the OP's movie KYS NOW ROASTIE SCUM

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>>38450362
>yeah, I'm seething...
I can tell by your lack of an argument and simple insults. 'Night faggot.

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who would've thought there were so many women on /r9k/. why are they here? weird

>>38450385
It's mostly just faggots LARPing. The very few ACTUAL women that browse this board probably have nothing better to do in life and are probably really low-tier bitches that stacy picks on.

You'd be retarded to think that there's a lot of women here, though. Just because someone disagrees with your opinion doesn't make a vagina magically appear on them, faggot.

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This is pretty much the definition of it, had the main character been a woman the story would have ended 20 mins in.

>>38450511
what movie is that? I like that guy

>>38450548
just reverse google it, its bretty good

>>38447840
>all these plebs not reading the list properly before responding

Favourites from that list;
>Bend it like Beckham
>Amelie
>Devil Wears Prada
>Shakespeare in Love
>Triumph des Willens

>>38450593
come on man, i'm too lazy. you couldn't have just typed out the title? it would've taken less effort than the sentence you just typed.

>>38450511
The thread isn't about replacing the main characters with women, though. It's about women understanding films.

That scene was intense.

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>>38450611
shhh... no one tell him. he's a phoneposter

>>38450611
I reverse image searched the movie and all I got was his name.

come on, man. I really wanna watch it. don't be a dick.

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>>38450642
You should get good at the internet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgkUB2sbrog

>>38450667
Thank you, anon. I really appreciate it. And I will next time.

>>38448351
suck that daddy dick before it gets penis polio

>>38450627
Have you watched it? Women can't understand it because they would never be in that situation, they could have made the same movie about rape allegations too.

>>38450709
I have watched it and understood it fine. I also used to work at a preschool/daycare facility, so I know how awful kids can be and how the parents think that they can do no wrong. It hit quite close to home.

>>38447840
>star wars
>men can never understand

this must be very original bait.

>>38445786
>The Sweet Smell of Success
>All Quiet on the Western Front
>Citizen Kane
some of my favorite right here. Most women would probably go "ewww black and white"

>>38448924
>Alien is a metaphor for rape
looks like you've been consuming too much Vice and Buzzfeed

>>38450857
The filmmakers and designers even stated they put in sexual imagery and the rape allegory was intentional. Look it up, dumbass.

War/combat threads on /gif/ are pretty man-kino

>>38447840
The fuck is triumph of the will doing on here?