Roll Call

>>38444736
not an alchoholic. masturbation addict tho

>>38444863
Close enough, jerk one for the homies

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>>38444736
>accountant
>month end close for june gets crazy tommorrow
>drinking 2 giant ass cans of beer and wine
BC powder saved my life

>>38444897
Tfw when ol boy is out of snow

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Drunkfrog reporting
What's up my dudes?

>>38444930
Welcome friendo, whatchu sippin on?

>>38444911
I wish it was like that.
My boss is from Nepal and probably has smoked a ton of hash in his day.
His boss is about as much of a square as you'd expect from a CFO.
Oh well.

about to pour my first glass

>>38444970
You get tested regularly? I have an interview for a sales position in a week and I smoked some bud yesterday, if I get tested I'm fucked

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>>38444963
More Kokanee and Stella my mango.
What about youu?

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>>38444736
I'm drunk tonight

Fuck it, you all convinced me. I was gonna save this 40% moonshine for when my ex actually leaves in a couple weeks but we made the plans concrete today so I'm in a good mood

>>38445012
Haha I remember you, what's up dude. I'm drinking some shitty Pinot Grigio till it's gone then I'll move to Molson

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>>38444996
Eh. I got tested for the interview.
At some point in the future I'll need a company car for Dallas - > San Antonio and back. If anything happens, they'll test me and I NEED this job.
One of these days when I think I have a gap I'm gonna rip out a weekend. It's a small company that makes money around treatment/tracking of alcoholics and drug addicts, so drug culture among executives is non existent.

>>38445081
You think I'll get tested? I'm flying in for the interview and leaving the next day, so I'm hoping if they do test me it won't be until I accept the job and fly back in. It's for a credit repair thing

>>38445107
I got tested before the offer dude.
You might be fucked, but I'm in Texas

>>38445064
Ayy not much friendo just got in, skipped dinner and now its time to drink!
What are you up to tonight?

>>38445135
Fuck me. No way I'm getting it out of my system by a week from now, might as well smoke all week. Pray for me brother

>>38445145
Applying for jobs, shits weak but how else do you fuel this lifestyle

>>38445165
Eh. You could if you didn't smoke for a long time before than. Just drink a ton of water.

>>38445226
Nah I smoked a solid two weeks straight before yesterday. I think I'm well fucked, but I guess nothing big. It's weird how some companies test and some don't, my buddy is a financial consultant and didn't get tested once

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>>38445186
Good luck to you my man, I now live the /comfy/ life as a salaryman from a job that's ez as fuck and I'll never get fired from.

Bout time I got a break after being a hebrew slave lifting stone for years.

>>38445261
If they test you are super fucked.
They might not. I don't know if you are Canadian or something.

>>38445330
Nah good old MURICA. Jobs in NYC

i cant keep dildos out of my ass. Does this count?

>>38445469
This is the wrong thread for you son. Find a trap thread

>>38445489
its degenerate tho i say it counts

>>38445576
That all depends on if your sober or not when inserting said things into anus.
This is the /drinking/ thread, so if you do it when drunk then all I have to say is welcome to the party.

>>38445262
sorry what?
what's this about the jews forcing you to lift giant stones for years?
that's not cool.
you'd think they would have learned not to force people to do that, what with the egyptians being dicks to them back in the day, making them pull big rocks for their pyramids.

This is about degenerates who drink themselves to death on weeknights, keep that trap shit outta here

>>38445686
The jew being my jewish employer at the time paying a shit wage for wanting myself and others to break our backs lifting full 3cm stone slabs weighing over 1000lbs for rich people's houses.
Used to do coutertops/walls.
Now I work in the shipping/receiving industry and just sit in an office all day and tell people what to do. Management life 5ever.

>>38445733
i thought it was a general degeneracy thread, not just a drinking thread. ill leave. its not trap shit tho im perfectly straight and only date xx women

>>38445917
You can stay but only post about how you're drinking your worries away not how you like dildos on your ass <3

Should I blaze or have some absynthe? Weed makes me groggy at work in the mornings, but booze is too many calories

>>38445976
weed makes you groggy? thats weird man quite the opppsite for me. if youre qorried about calories drink some everclear man

>>38446048
Weed affects different people in different ways, once you smoke a fuckload of it in your life it makes you more tired than anything

Who else /underage alcoholic/ here? I'd like to thank god for having a plug older than 21 who can get me what I want whenever I want. Currently sitting with some Jim Beam. What are you robots doing?

>>38446048
Yeah, I just feel less motivated when I get up. I think I'll have a bit of booze.

>>38446070
hmm interesting. ive only ever vaped very minute amounts at a time. in fact when i do vape i like to only barely be able to feel it. only time i ever really got stoned i didnt like it at all and was quiet the entire rest of the day

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>>38445976
Thanks m8, trying to gain weight and forgot to count my booze as calories.
Still need 926 more so I better start pounding the beer back.

>>38446075
Used to be that way, not now, make sure you just don't drive. Even .01 gets you fucked as underaged. Not worth it

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>>38446375
61 more calories to goo!

I'm fucking hammered give me good shit to listen to

Been an alcoholic for over 4 years. It's impossible for me to sleep without booze, otherwise I wake up in the middle of the night with my heart pounding. I'm in a bad spot

>>38447452
What kinda music do you likeo?

>>38447452
My man I know that feel, have you ever tried switching to other substances to lesson the load on your liver?
I tend to swap between weed and alcohol several times throughout the year to save my health a bit.

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Bumping for more /drinking/ where the cute moe posters at?

>forever drunk
>forever alone

>>38446663
I've done it a couple times, probably because I don't care anymore
Drunk off my ass lmao
What do?????

>>38449330
Goo for a drive of course!
Nothing like getting tboned at night because you runs read light and spending the next few years in jail!

>>38449437
Can't lol
What do when stuck at home
Peeing feels like jizzing out Jesus

>>38449466
Video it for me so I can fap you fucking homo <3

>>38449488
But I'm ugly as fuck lmaoooo
Why you think they call me crater face
Fuck that

>>38449636
What the fuck my man, fuck those fools who shit talk you.

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>>38449686
It's all good but I'm like sgp
Tall and not overweight but small dick and ugly and broke
Wellllll not broke
But I spend all my money on alcohol

>>38449723
Id still hug the fuck outa you anon.
Idgaf bout none of that shit.

>>38449829
I love you anon
When I shoot myself with my last bottle in hand
I'll remember that one nice anon
Thanks

>>38449858
My bro I love you aswell and as much as I also want to kill myself I do think you should live.
Tell me your westcoast so we can fuck the life back into eachother.

>>38449930
Nah Texas
Got my gun illegally
Hopefully I'll get drunk like this again and I'll be do it!!! Just do it not at home because don't want parents to find my dead bloodied body :/

>>38449930
What's your name man? I want to be able to remember you

>>38449969
My man don't do it, fuck life and everything that makes you want to kill yourself.
Unfortunately I'm Canadian :'(, I think you should just come up here and lets become bros/maybe more if your willing.
Id give ya a place, even fire someone and give ya jobo if ya want.

>>38450051
Hahaha I wish it was that simple man
If only life was truly that way
I really appreciate it man
You've probably been a better friend than 99% of the "friends" I know
"You believe in something stronger than trust"
I fuckingg love the weeknd man

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>>38450086
My mango I love ya, no matter what ya choose to do.
Though I do wish I could do something for ya, it seems I cant, I'm sorry for that and I will regret it until the day I also take my own life.

Add me on discord if ya want kekuthefrog#0180

I needa sleep now though so I do wish ya a good night and wherever life takes ya I wish you luck and love.

True degenerate checking in. I'm spiraling back into my alcoholism tonight. Got wasted for no reason and picked up a gram of coke even though I'm broke. Old habits die hard my friends.

>>38450225
Goodnight man. I wish I had discord so I'd be able to continue the conversation. I apologize. I hope you do well in the future and don't make the same mistakes I did. Have a good night.

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morning. having the cheapest vodka to flush down yesterday's cheap vodka. it's been going for a while

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>>38450243
What do you do while on coke anon? I have like maybe .3 left, aka not enough to really do anything. Want to buy more but I love alcohol so idk man

Got off work a few hours ago and played some vidya with a few friends online while casually drinking a few beers. Now that I'm done with that, I'm going to finish this handle of whiskey and hopefully wake up relatively early tomorrow.

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Currently drinking this, drinking it straight

It my not look like a lot, but its getting the job done, and its a huge ass bottle

Who else here /vodka/

>>38450308
Oh fuck yeah, Russian Standard is my favorite.

Sadly I'm drinking shitty Costco vodka right now, 'cause I bought a handle to try it out and I'm forcing myself to finish it before I buy anything else. At least mixing it with (also Costco) OJ makes it palatable.

I'm getting on a plane to Japan next week, combo work/vacation thing (I have two weekends of "work," mostly just shaking hands with business contacts at events, with a few weeks in between to fuck around) and I'm trying to keep myself from doing the whole trip sloshed. It's way too easy for a high-functioning alky like me to make the "it's a vacation" excuse for getting drunk, especially in a booze-friendly country where you can walk down the street sipping a beer and nobody bats an eye.

>>38450373
Any thoughts on the bourbon from Costco? Or their light lager? I just got a membership at Costco (abandoning Sam's Club) and haven't tried em yet.

>>38444736
drunk as fuck eating a taco at 3 a.m

>>38450299
Usually I just do random shit that'll peak my interest at the time. Nothing really holds my attention on coke except talking to people which isn't always possible. Sometimes I'll write nonsensical poems or short stories but not typically.

>>38450405
The house bourbon is decent but it's not really a deal, you get a normal sized bottle for what a handle of Maker's or Knob costs there.

The house cheapo beer is shit, the Kirkland "craft" beer is passable but kinda entry-level if you know what I mean, and low ABV.

On the other hand, they have great deals on scotches and other premium whiskies, including Japanese ones if your location has them. I get Lagavulin there pretty regularly (a habit I inherited from my dad), and grab Hibiki when I feel like something different.

>>38450448
Good for you. At least you use that energy for something positive. Got anything you'd be willing to share?

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I just had my first drink in three weeks. When I took my first shot it could feel it flowing through my body, pure relief, I am currently marathoning an anime while covered in blankets.

>>38450487
I drink mainly cheapo beer. I only go through about a 6 pack of craft beer a week, and that's the kind of beer I always buy from local breweries. I was told the 48 pack of their house brand is less than $25 which just seems like a good deal. I'm just curious if it's better than PBR or Hamm's (which only just recently came to my region, and was my go-to cheap beer while in the Midwest).

If their house bourbon isn't a deal, I'll just avoid it and stick to Evan Williams for my daily whiskey.

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>Friends make a box of gummy bears and soak them in vodka for a few days
>I eat half the box by myself

haha

>>38450308
>>38450373
my dudes
Russian standard is good shit

>>38450373
Yeah dude, im really fucking drunk right now, im like, do you know when you get so drunk you like listen to the same songs on loop and stuff

yeah im like THAT drunk right now lmao
dude i love vodka so much, i was thinking about getting a bottle of whiskey to sorta try something new

should i stick with vodka or do you think i should try whiskey?

>>38450571
oh shit no my name is not sage i am this anon: >>38450308 i just posted that from my phone so like the name didnt transfer and shit actually yeah im gonna be in this thread for awhile so i will add my self a name

ok there we go

guys listen up

im gonna be comin to these threads more often and this is my name ok?
and this is me: >>38450308

now we cant talk without getting condfused

>>38450571
For basic mixed drinks (as in, mixing liquor with soda or juice) neutral spirits such as vodka and EverClear are better. But I'll take a bottle of a straight whiskey, served at room temperature unmixed and a beer over a vodka.

Depends on how you drink and depends on if you like the taste of whiskey. Personally, I think bourbon tastes good. And rye. And Tennessee whisky. And Scotch. and Irish Whiskey. And corn whiskey. Any straight whiskey is delicious to me

>>38450625
i only want to try whiskey so i can smoke a cigarette with it and look like those guys from that one show narcos

>>38450505
I would but it would be hard to find the notebook I write these in. My room is pretty unorganized.

>>38450631
No. American whiskey does not go with smoking. American whiskey goes with oral tobacco.

>>38450571
Stick with vodka, switching alcohols once I'm already hammered always gives me the hangover from hell.

I'm pretty buzzed myself right now, I have my whole library on random and couldn't help but dance around my apartment like an idiot when Tarzan Boy came on. (Aided by the wireless 'phones I just bought today for my upcoming international trip.)

>>38450649
All good man
Probably gonna try and get some sleep
4am rn
Hope you're feeling alright and continue to try your hardest
Goodnight /r9k/

>>38450662
>>38450672
yeah maybe you guys are right

vodka has a special place in my heart, and im already fairly use to it, it's really easy and nice to drink and i dont think i'd enjoy any other alcohol

>>38444736
12 shots of vodka and 5 cigs reporting in. Almost pulled a muscle in my chest today moving some furniture because I'm so out of shape. Been telling myself I'll quit this lifestyle for almost 3 years. Looks like it aint happening

>>38450747
i know exactly what you're going through bro...

like, 5/6 days ago, i stopped smoking,
but yesterday, i lit up a cigarette, took 3 puffs, told my self "nah, i dont need this." then broke it in half and threw it away, but then today... i smoked like half of a cigarette, then flushed it down the toilet, god dammit,... i really wish i could go and smoke a cigarette right now, that sounds so fucking nice... but im going to try to quit still....
i understand the struggle dude,
but if you decide to do it,
dont give up

also sorry if im sounding retarded and emotional and stuff im pretty drunk

>>38450794
Oh man, smoking. I quit and switched to vaping at the beginning of this year, but I just found out that nicotine juice is illegal in Japan. Not sure what I'm gonna do, don't really want to go back to real cigs but it's gonna be hard as hell. (Especially because Japanese cigs are fucking great.)

>>38450794
I appreciate the post m8. I'm gonna have to be more serious about quitting because I moved out of my folks and pay rent now and live in CA where they raised the cig tax by $2 but fuck it's gonna suck

>>38450828
you should just stop smoking all together its not healthy for you

>>38450919
>and live in CA where they raised the cig tax by $2
dude i live in california too, the new cigarette tax is fucking retarded

>>38450747
Feel ya man. It's hard to quit. My dad went down that lifestyle and I'm teetering on the edge of it. I watched my parents smoke over a pack a day and I picked it up naturally and can't stop. Hadn't smoked a cig in days and all my dreams last night involved me sneaking cigs. Ended up buying a pack after that. Hopefully I'll quit eventually.

>>38450962
Believe me, I want to quit entirely, but it's a fucking bitch. I managed to stay off for almost 3 years a while back, and every day was hell. I think smoking for me is more about the stress relief/relaxation value than the actual nicotine, and hopefully I'll be able to quit once my new job calms down. (I just got it and things are hectic and really stressful right now because I'm in charge of setting up operations for my whole country.)

been drinking since the bottleo opened at 10am, 930pm now
about to sleep tho not cus I have work or nothing just tired