>hotbox car >get pulled over >hide weed in armrest

>>38444180
>get drunk in space shuttle
>open the airlock to go outside
>forget to put on space suit first
>die.

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>Get high in train bathroom
>Forget how to open the door
I had to pretend it was jammed and get someone waiting outside to call the porter.

>>38444180
smell is not enough justification to search you moron, you could have just refused it. but this is prob fake anyway

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>have nothing incriminating
>get pulled over
>cop walks up
>asks to search car
>doesn't find anything incriminating
Who here /good citizen/?

>>38444436
>smell is not enough justification to search you moron
Are you on crack

Weed is probable cause you idiot

>>38444585
>let cops search your car whenever they want
Second-class beta detected

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>Be black
>Get killed by trigger happy cops

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>>38444180
>driving half buzzed on the highway home from uni
>3 hour drive
>have to poop so drop one in my big gulp cup just finished
>coils right to the top
>good consistency but finished off a bit watery
>cop pulls me over but only looks at my license, runs it and lets me go quickly
>drive off
>throw poop gulp cup at kids cycling a few blocks from my home

who /stealth pooper/ here?