story thread?

be at pigglywiggly
wearing my pig suit
put oreo's into my cart
look up to snickering
it's stacy and chad filming me with their phone
go into bathroom and cry, flinging oreos at wall.
door to bathroom opens, it's the captain of the pirate ship
"Ahoy, me hearty!" he says
I salute him
"At easy, me hearty!" he says
I relax, and hand him the oreos with a tear in my eye
he takes one
"mMMMMMMMMm"he crunches
he unsheaths his sword
chad walks in with tears in his eyes
ITSTIMETODADADADADUEL
I punch chad in the face
The capitain is pouncing from toe to toe, crackling with energy
"whaaaaaaaa" I scream as I push chad into the capitain's vicinity.
suddenly, the door opens and stacy is there
"MA BOIFRAN!" he screams through her gappy teeth. she runs to him, suddenly the chamber of secrets opens and we all jump down.
Phantom Chad is down there with his cursed kazoo of the thousand year door. he swears he will blow it.
chad & stacy have lost their minds from the curse that el capitain reflected back at them with his scabbar.
"IF YOU HAD ONE WISH" The Phantasm begins "Would you go on the seven seas of Promethius, collecting gold and rescuing wenches?"
"Yes" we reply
VROOMP, suddenly we're at Six Flags Great America on the raft ride for eternity gettin' the ppl in line mad by flashing our dicks at them
one guy squirts me with the water canon
"argh" I gargle
"Das it meine" says El Capitain.
Stacy and Chad get in line.
Wiffy my boomrang, I get Stacy next to me, "sit on my boner babby". I say
"Dat phat cock" she says
THE END