Hey Anon, be a pal and keep an eye on this comatose girl for

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Keep an eye on her? What? You think she's going to just get up and wander off? Idiot.

*stays there and do nothing*

>>38443277
>Hey Anon, be a pal and keep an eye on this comatose girl for a bit. I'll be back in, like, 30 minutes. Thanks man.

I probably would stand in the corner of the room and glance at her very nervously for 30 minutes

*spills her*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS2_GEp5yHs

>>38443345
You dun goof'd nigger

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>>38443277
Don't worry .....shit

>>38443277
So, uh, do you come around here often? Or not?
*no response*
Hmm, I'm guessing by your response that you probably don't.
So, uh, tell me, how are you feeling today? You seem kind of down, a bit pale. Have you been going outside? Getting all your vitamins?
*no response*
Come on young lady, there is NO excuse for you to not be getting your vitamins daily! They sell mutli-vitamins at your local Walmart for crying out loud!
*no response*
Oh, sorry for going off on you, I guess you've never been to a Walmart before huh? Maybe you and I could go there sometime, get you feeling better. Let me get your number so we can arrange this soon. What do you say?
*no response*
Ok, I see then. Suit yourself, you whore.

Why don't women want gentlemen anymore r9k?

>>38443277

>Sits in room bored for 30 minutes thinking about autistic stuff

Wow that's some fantasy you've got anon

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>>38443499
One day, anon. But not today.

She isn't really comatose you idiots. It's a brilliant scheme where a woman tries to get raped by as many people as possible to get as much money in court as possible. It's like very expensive prostitution.

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>>38444210
Damn...this really makes me ponder

>>38444242
Just be careful out there anon. People are far more diabolical than you realize. You only know that you made a mistake when it is far too late. Trust nobody. Not even yourself.

>>38444242
Ponder what? Are you rethinking your plan to rape a girl in a coma?