>mom comes home with mcdonalds

reeeeeeeeeee mom im trying to eat healthy u gains goblin

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>Mom comes home with greek yogurt and veggies

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>>38442612
>goblin

RAAAAAAAAA

>she forces you to watch as she eats the big mac and french fries
>this is punishment for cumming into the syrup bottle

>>38442603
Tell your mom to buy healthy food.

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>never order soda when I buy my own food
>only drink a can once in 2 blue moons
>haven't regularly drank soda for almost 2 years
>parents still get the giant fucking 32+ oz soda with every meal when they get fast food

>>38442603
>lukewarm mcdonalds
how do you live with youself, anon

>>38443120
Seriously what the fuck is wrong with the temperature of mcdonalds? Shit goes from burning hot to cold in like 15 minutes.

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>>38443632
It's something that's sometimes kept me from eating fast food. I can't imagine it heats up well, either. Still love those nuggets, though

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>>38442603
>eating McDonalds
I don't get why people eat that tasteless crap. There are plenty of far nicer restaurants that offer take-aways.

>>38443060
>last time I drank soda regularly was when I worked at a gas station where I got free drinks
>Lost 15lbs after switching to just water
>mom bitches about not being able to lose weight all the time
>tell her to quit drinking pop
>makes excuses that she cant and wont but still bitches about weight and still drinks Pepsi 24/7

>>38443712
I see McDonalds and almost every single american food chain on the same level as processed food for cattle.

>>38442603

Your mom loves you and if you communicate your wants and needs in an open way she will respond positively.

>>38443780
Why does everyone like to pretend that mcdonalds isn't delicious?

>>38443780
McDonald's is much cheaper for the most part

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>>38442603
>tfw my mom won't buy me mcdonald's
says they don't make real food
meanwhile she makes burgers and buys pizza every fucking week

>they only gave you one of the two ordered sausage and egg mcmuffins

>>38444093
>dad says fast food is unhealthy and greasy garbage
>makes the oiliest greasiest burgers and shit ever, the only difference being that he personally greased it

>live next door to a mcds
>they have my face on the wall for most visited person

>McDonalds

What the fuck, mom? I said I wanted Wendys, why can't you get anything right you stupid whore!