a tinder match I never messaged, trips decide what I say

>>38441780
sit on my face

originale

"I have genital crabs, just to let you know"

Say nothing, just send her a picture of the tip of your penis
Only the tip

>3rd of June
dont even bother lol

>>38441780
Trips are rare tho, make it dubs. Also say, "do you know how barnacles reproduce?" That'll get her

>>38441977
I DO NOT INTEND TO BE BIASED, b-but my d-dubs

I have fucked Yadier Molina

>>38441977
just do this, trips is asking for way too much

Fart on my penis

>>38442127
Also she'll never forget OP after she looks that one up

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>>38441780
send her garys copypasta
>pic related

>>38441974
that makes it even weirder though

>>38442127
I hereby instate the dubs to power

>>38442313
and 77 doesn't count

>>38442223
rolling for thissss

asdf

>>38441780
Wow you look 13, I love it.

>>38442330
YOU INGRATE I ALLOWED FOR THE RULE AND I SHOULD RECOEVE BENEFITS AHHHHHHH

say hello orgenalo

>>38441780
Ask her if she'll let you watch as a big black guy fucks her

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You look older than I what I aim for. Do you have a younger sister? Middle school preferably

>>38443200
Bullshit, my BBC line is funnier.

>>38441780
>actually matching with a qt and not messaging her
but why anon?

>>38443344
Wasted in an original way

>>38441780
use dubs you fuck trips will never move the thread forward

>>38441780
Hello m'lady

>>38441780
"Tits or gtfo." It may be well worn but I'm rolling for it.

I LOVE TRUMP BITCH

>>38444399
Rolling again for them sweet trips.

We can roll multiple times, right? Might as well let us if we have to get trippos.

I LOVE TRUMP YOU SLUT

>>38444445
Ouch so close to trips man fuck that originally.

>>38444445
oh my lord that was a close one

>>38444444
Say whatever this post is. Funny haha

>>38444415
lol @ quads

>>38441780
Why did you hide her face you faggot? Kill yourself.

>>38444531
Might as well run with that, OP. Also rolling for it.

>>38444565
Get a load of this newfag. That doesn't count as quads you fucking dumbass. Get out.

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Patrick Bateman: Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

>>38444445
Taking one last swing for this then going out to dinner.

>>38441780
Messenge her this (organalo):

Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...

HERE! BOING!

AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful: my nipples are super hard right now! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...~!

I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look at what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!

>>38444445
TRUMP YOU FUCKING WHORE

>>38441780
Fuck it, I'll do it too.

I've got like 4 matches that have been sitting around for a while. Dubs decides my opener for a girl I've been matched with for like 3 weeks.

>>38444704
Going to roll for this one just because I haven't seen it in a while.

>getting a match
I have NEVER gotten any matches at all
Fuck you

>>38444704
Bowling for this one one more time.

Do you like Huey Lewis and The News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself

>>38444704
Gonna re-roll this

>>38444881
Damn, off by one

greetings fellow Earthling, what brings you to this highly interesting web application?

Wait, how long is too long a wait to message?

>>38446077
In my eyes, more than a full day is too long.