ITT: What kind of kid you were

>>38441726
I was the kid who deliberately acted weird to get attention.

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>that kid who was a furry who wore a furry tail to school
god...

>>38441726
>that kid who didn't talk to anyone in school and just ignored everyone.

It's not that bad, but i literally had no friends and just wanted to be alone.

>>38441752
havent we all done that at one point in time?

>>38441726
Anti-social, unfriendly, borderline autistic valedictorian
High school wasn't fun

>>38441892
I guess, but I don't know enough about other people to know for sure.

>the kid that every teacher hated
>would get detention when was absent
>managed to get laid though

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>>38441726
>tfw you were the kid that got beaten up by girls

The kid who farted on the bus and made the art teacher throw up

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>the kid who ran like pic related

i was the kid who was like proper atheist fedora tipping arrogant cunt.
now im just an 18 y/o virgin

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>>38441726
>tfw you were the kid that always rubbed one out in class

>the kid who was emotionally and physically abused at home

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I was the kid who wore pic related.

>>38442081
literally and originally same

>>38442087
who wasn't desu just get over it and fucking kill yourself

>>38442087
meant to say. wasnt the same*

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>the kid that wasn't allowed to attend sex education

>>38441997
Can you greentext us the story?

>being the one kid who's former friend told some people that I fapped to hentai
>it was true

The kid who always got asked if "just wore that shirt"

yes. I did. I'm poor. fuck off.

obviously I didn't say that, kek, but still. holy fuck.

>>38441997
Damn. What a fucking shame. Should just finish the job they started.

>>38442084
Ever get caught? I jerked off in a porta potty once, prolly blew all over the seat and didnt wash my hands...

>>38442183
Is this meant to be embarrassing?

>>38442186
know that feeling bro. still only live on 2 pairs of jeans.
my strat is now hit up charity shops for some quality stuff

>>38442150
story please mate

>>38442204
never really jerked off in the bathroom, always in the middle of class

a lot of times I jerked off to the teacher if she was hot

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>the kid that was homeschooled until highschool
>the kid that showed up with a Paddington Bear backpack

metal shirts, played MTG at recess

I honestly don't remember anymore. I focused so much on trying to forget everything that happened in my childhood that I did managed to forget everything except the bad parts that I wanted gone. People in family say that I was a happy kid but I can't picture myself like that, that's life's sense of humor for you.

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>That kid who hung out with other geeks playing Dungeons and Dragons during our spare time

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>tfw the kid that got beaten up for getting caught sitting down to pee
WHY

WHY DOES THIS MATTER

>>38441726
>mfw I walked through a Christian neighbourhood as a kid yelling "La illahah illah'lah, muhammad rasullillah, allahu ackbar"

I should have been shot desu

>mfw atheist now

silver lining and all

>That kid who wore briefs later than most and was bullied into switching to boxers

>that kid that cried and hid under the desk

>>38442420
because men who pee sitting down are more likely to be child molesters and serial killers

>that kid who everyone was scared to talk to

>>38441726
i am still that kid

>>38441726
> that kid that girls pretended to be friends with to get his homework assignments
> that kid that found out about parties the Monday after
> that kid who hung out with his younger brothers' friends because he couldn't make friends of his own
> that kid that only got on the basketball team because not enough people tried out
> that kid that the coach told after the basketball season was over to just be the water boy in high school
> that kid who sat next to a group of people during lunch, but was never part of the group or its conversations
> that kid who went to school dances, even though he knew he'd spend them alone in a dark corner
> that kid whose Friday plans consisted in coming home and playing video games long enough to make sure his family had gone to bed so that they wouldn't hear him sobbing into his pillow before falling asleep

My childhood wasn't too fun

>>38442446

Kek same for me. I was only 11, but yeah wore boxers from then on

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>tfw you were the kid who cried when others tried to play with him

>>38442470
They beat me within an inch of my life. They're child beaters while I've never committed a single crime.

>That kid who changed computer desktops to KKK wallpapers only to listen normies condemn it and virtue signal

>>38441726
The edgy kid who discovered 4chan and newgrounds in the early days. Was also the kind of kids to crash computers system and bypassing blocked website on the school network. I even once tricked my whole class into seeing the goatse. High school was an interesting time to say the least.

>>38442531
Yeah I switched at 12.

>the kid who didn't know he was poor until he went to a normal kid's house

> that kid that wrote the edgy writing assignments for class

>The kid who was normie then secondary school came and they couldn't fit in with all the new kids so they just became a robot

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>>38442704
Fuck me, that hit close to home

>the kid that hit puberty after everyone else and was made fun for it to this day
>became the man who still can't grow a beard at 28

>>38441726
>circled answers with pentagrams on test
>became a bully for a year to get the real bullies off my back
>would take peoples shit and put it in different backpacks
>there was a fight once
>convinced white boi rapper to follow his dreams
>used the n word in a freestyle and spent a week in the icu
>he works in accounting now
>took a shit and stuck the tp on wall
>slowly unscrewed stall walls and doors until it fell apart one day
>poor bastard in there shit what he had left when it happened

>that kid who flipped the bird during the class photo

check my 4 faggits

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>>38442977
No 4 but nice dubs

>>38442420
haha fagboy

middle school
>that kid that cried in the corner because nobody wanted to slow dance
>that kid that played maplestory/newgrounds during lunchbreaks
>that kid that skipped gym class to play yugioh with the highschool dweebs during their lunch period.
highschool
>freshman year
that kid who wanted to be a DJ. (circ. 2007)
>sophomore year
that kid who loved naruto enough to paint sharingans in his chemistry goggles and wear them outside of class
>junior/senior year
normal enough

>>38441817
Were you the guy/girl in one of those teen wolf stories shown in the news?

>that skeleton

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>>38441817
FOR FUCKIGN REAL MAN WTF
how can you parents let you go fuking outside dressed like this

>>38443092
no i didnt think i was a wolf or somehting im not autistic

>that kid who jerked off at school

every day in science class, I thought I was stealth but looking back I'm sure some people knew the score. Maybe this is why I went from girls thinking I was cute (not in a sexually interested way anyway) to pariah

>>38441817
I saw those kids all the time at my high school. Wanted to yank that retarded tail off and strangle them with it. Fucking retards, what were you thinking man? Like, I'm actually curious, what is going through your head? Do you think you look cool? Is it for attention? Or is it just you enacting some sick humiliation fetish?

>>38442549
>They beat me within an inch of my life
Did you like it?

>>38443273
not being socially aware back then is what i had with it.

>>38443159
>wears furry tail to school
>not autistic

>>38442276
kek jfysu

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>>38441726
>that kid who had a few close friends and that all the girls described as awkward
I worked with some Stacy's during highschool and they all at some point said I was awkward

>>38442837
>>slowly unscrewed stall walls and doors until it fell apart one day
kek

>that kid who was too aggressive and thought he was hot shit because he lifted

>>38442095
Fuck man I wore those shirts until junior high

>>38443150
I also wondered this like did you sneak it in at school or what.

>>38441726
when i was a kid i was kinda popular to be honest, as soon as i became a teenager and had to move to another school i became trash, and as trash i have been living. i feel really sad whenever i try to imagine what might have happened had i stayed in my old school

>that kid who did nothing but keep his head down and look up at the clock every 5 minutes

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>that kid who asked stacy if girls masturbate

>>38444009
Damn anon that hit hard

>>38441726
>tfw you were kid who drew swastikas everywhere
>tfw you found out a significant part of your ancestry is Jewish later on

I was that weird kid that never talked and always looked pissed off, everyone thought I would shoot the school up. Usually skipped classes and chilled in the library. Didn't help that I always had a shaved head and wore bdus and combat boots.

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>>38441726
>that kid who never bathed

>that kid who a borderline commie always talking about how shit republicans, dems and the Saudis are

>>38444801
lucky. i always thought my family had a lot of jew in us but i did a dna test and i have none.

>>38444854
>that kid who a borderline fascist always talking about how shit republicans, dems and the Saudis are

>that kid who constantly wore large jackets, even when it was hot outside just so I looked cool.

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>That kid who was sleeping during 90% of the whole school
>That kid that came late every day
>That kid who was liked by all teachers despite doing that
>That kid who never cheated on any test
>That kid that never studied
>That kid that still had good grades despite doing all of this and not giving a fuck about the school
All me.

>tfw the kid who everyone loved or hated

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>>38444854
>>38444904
they're both correct

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>that kid who always got sent to the office
>that kid who got the cops called to the school
>that kid who almost everyone liked but never hung out with people

>>38444899
Why is that lucky, really? Half of them are "Jewish Christian" living memes anyway

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I was the kid everyone just knew was off. Anywhere from rumors to getting thrown into a pool after school when I couldn't swim. Even teachers mocking my anxiety disorder in front of the other students. This mainly occurred in high school. I haven't forgotten their names or faces.

>tfw you were the kid who constantly got in trouble for not shaving

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>the kid who was involved in a beating/gangrape at school
>the kid who had to go to a juvenile detention center for 9 months because of aforementioned event
>that kid who had his 15th birthday in said juvenile detention center

>That kid who was easily baited by bullies and would go into a rage mode with the slightest provocation

It was so fucking annoying, people just wouldn't leave me the fuck alone. I'm glad I got over anger when I was young

>>38441889
this
>only real quality was that i was funny
>had a few friends
>we were just aquaintences i hung out with at school
>never really met up with them or did anything meaningful with them
>they all had friends they did that stuff with
>i was just a third wheel when it was convenient
> they probably dont even remember me

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>>38441726
>that fat kid with no friends

>>38445123
>tfw not high iq askenazim jew

unless you meant the other kind of jew, in which case yea that sucks.

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>>38445088
>>that kid who got the cops called to the school
>>that kid who almost everyone liked but never hung out with people
They were probably just nice to you because they were afraid you were gonna shoot up the school

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>that normie kid
my downfall is still a mystery

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>that kid who would act like he is talking on his phone or texting someone so the others would think i have a life.
>That kid who spent the pauses in the bathroom
>That kid who would starve himself till anemia
>That kid who would cry because he watched an anime where the main character had friends and female orbiters.

That was a friend. Not me.
I wish that friend would kys.

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>>38441726
>That kid that was picked on because of his voice
>That kid who had high dreams but never made it
>That kid who never spoke to anyoneeles and was like a ghost
That kid was me.

>mfw I was the kid who told himself he had friends but could never find a table to sit at before school so I would wait in my truck until 5 mins before school started
>the kid who tried to talk to friends over the summer but they were always "busy"
>the kid that everyone assumed got good grades and knew his shit just by looking at him (I did get good grades but then normies would ask for hw and shit knowing I was too "nice" to deny them )
>the kid who seemed clingy to their "friends" when in reality I was trying to keep them from developing into the hollow insomniac cuck that I was
>the kid who was always supporting and protecting their friends but they were never supporting or protecting me
> the man who is crying right now as the memories of abandonment and emotional torture flood back

>>38441726
The kid who was too stupid to draw a swastika properly

>>38441726
>that kid that pissed on a girl during recess cuz she didnt give him the answers to the math homework

>tfw you were the kid in school no one except the rich kids messed with because you looked and acted like John Wick.
>tfw you were the really chatty nerdy kid out of school and people aside from your friends thought you had MPD or some shit.

>>38445728
>tfw you are the kid who drew a swastika wrong once and had no fucking clue why you had so many Indian friends afterward.

>Spent all my free time playing Runescape

>>38442186
never got why people asked this, like wearing the same thing is inherently bad. what does it matter if you wash it

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>>38441726
that kid who everyone knew as tolerable but no one wanted to hang out with

I cant beleive I wasted so much on getting my "friends" approval when they all ditch me for something better, even when I would go out of my way to help them when they got left behind

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>tfw you were the kid that laughed at Marley and Me's ending and Titanic but you cried your eyes out watching Wall-E.

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>>38445713
>>the kid who tried to talk to friends over the summer but they were always "busy"

HUNNNNGGGGG!!!!

>>38445878
I laughed because it always melodramatic with "sad" music blaring in a desperate attempt to elicit emotion

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>>38441726
I was the black kid who was obsessed with Nazis and calling other blacks niggers.

>>38441997
Why are you sad about this? One of the girls even took your virginity if you behaved well.

I miss her, lads..

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>>38445713
I'm sorry to hear that. You sound like a genuinely kind and caring person. I wish I had someone like you in my life anon.

>>38445713
Shut up me I don't need to be reminded of my pushover highschool years.

>>38445964
Kek, how did that pan out anon?

>>38442150
dd they give a reason tho?

>>38446009
That means alot anon. Thank you. And by the way, this comment is original.

>>38445035
wtf? you are literally and originally me. i wonder if there are more of us. i recall the chads not believing me when i said i didn't study for the tests

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>>38441726
>put name of rock bands everywhere
kill me

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>>38446060
Damn, now I'm sad.
Originalasalways

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>>38446022
Not too bad. I ended up hanging out with the asian squad that played yugioh and spat out racist memes along with this other blonde kid for years . Also ended up cucking my bro out of his taller white gf from my freshman year of high school to my sophmore year after embarrassing the shit out of him(he wanted to be "an up and coming rapper" though he too was white")

I did track so people respected my shit and left me and my ideologies alone. It was surprising that I never got jumped in my life because I live in liberal hell hole NYC. Now I only talk to like 5 people from my school days, make $96k/year(excluding taxes) as a cisco engineer but no gf as of yet.

>>38441726
Once when I was 11, I tortured a dog to death.

I would do it all over again, too.

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>>38441752
I acted like a psychopath to get attention.

>>38441726
I was that kid who was social, friendly, etc... now I'm a literal autist who finds it hard to talk to people.

>>38441726
>that kid who legitimately got arrested in class
>3 times

>>38447094
green text it pls originally

>that kid who was half jewish but still drew swastikas anyway

>somehow had friends even though i was literally the most obnoxious, edgy person i knew, and some people thought it was funny when i occasionally told people to suck me off
>became more of a weaboo loser as i discovered the internet
>started getting bullied
>started making less friends
>grades dropped hard as fuck, legit 1.5 gpa
>lost drive and lost contact with friends
high school was EASY PEASY

>>38442084
I did it ONCE in history class and for the next three days I was paranoid that the teacher would find out or a classmate of mine would tell people behind my back.

Thank god I was wrong.

>>38447121
Did you still graduate with a 1.5 GPA?

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I was always called nice, nothing more nothing less.

I feel like nice was just used as a placeholder, no one had anything good to say about me, but didn't want to be mean and say it to my face. God I wanted to strangle them.

>>38447285
Actually graduated with around a 2.0 GPA because I tried REALLY hard to turn it around during the latter half of my sophmore year and beginning half of junior year. Then I got really emo after reading a line in a book for my English class, and gave up again.

That kid that would be overtly aggressive with his friends as a "joke", just to remain the strongest in the group

>>38447110
First time (this one happened on post bc military kid)
>9th grade
>getting free pills from random kids that didn't know better
>selling them to kids who did
>four cops come into first period English class on a Monday morning
>two of them grab my arms and escort me out
>cuff me in the hallway
>one cop, the principal, the counselor all (illegally?) interrogate me in the front office
>break down and tell everything and spend the rest of the school day in jail
>they let me ride the bus home at the end of the day
Second time
>10th grade
>cop walks into first period math
>asks me to come with him
>much more civil than the last time
>says he knows I've been smoking weed and he has video footage
>doubt.jpg
>lie
>he has no evidence other than someone who was obviously angry at me saying I smoke weed
>they brush it off
3rd time
>end of 11th grade
>sit in front of preppy rich girl
>she treats me like shit
>walks all over me and gets away with it
>read up on her Twitter and her family situation and how spoiled she is
>she has a military father
>she gets a new designer swimsuit every summer
>got three prom dresses because the first one her mother picked out and she didn't like it and the second one she picked out but regretted it
>she kept them all
>one day the teacher assigns busywork and leaves the classroom
>she says "what is even wrong with you?"
>turn around
>she says "yeah, I don't like you at all"
>get tunnel vision
>get lightheaded
>tell her what a piece of shit she is and how poorly she treats her father
>she stops speaking and when the teacher gets back she goes and says something then leaves the classroom
>on her way out she shoots me a dirty look
>i shoot her a slightly subtle middle finger
>15 minutes later she comes back
>5 minutes after that armed police throw me out of the classroom
>she accused me of planning to shoot up the school that very day
>explain the full situation
>she gets away with trying to fuck my shit up by lying
Contd.

you idiots, that kid threads are not about describing yourself but weird, autismos you saw at school or uni

>>38447492
>the dust has settled but I have to have the last laugh
>rich kids in my area will go to prom, then go to a beach house and get drunk all prom weekend (I never did this because I hated the culture of my high school)
>find out from a kinda preppy female friend that she'll be going to the same beach house as the roastie
>ask for the address
>the madwoman actually gives it to me
>fast forward to prom
>it's 1 in the morning
>parents are asleep and they're surely drinking/partying at the beach house by now
>perfect time
>sneak out and drive to the address
>knock on the door
>drunk teenage girl answers
>walk in and tell her I'm a drug dealer just to humor her
>find the girl's date (didn't see her)
>he's obviously drunk
>beat him into the floor
>break a finger
>get in the car and drive off
>never hear anything
>she moves across the classroom the following Tuesday (and she skipped Monday)
I had never felt so true to myself in my life. The only thing in my head was violence. It was beautiful. Best part of high school for sure

>>38441726
>that kid who only watched anime
>that kid who never went to school events
>that kid who got made fun of for his interests and his weight
>that kid who was a stalker
>that kid who played around on 4chan instead of facebook
>that kid who only listened to japanese music
>that kid who always read manga at lunch because he didn't have friends

>that kid who got real life cuckolded
Walked in on my gf fucking two other dudes who then beat me up and told me not to get up and watch while my gf laughed

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>>38441726
the kid that would stay in the computer lab playing yahoo pool instead of socializing with the other fags.

this pic prob sums up who I was pretty well.

I was the kid who wore shorts every day of high school

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>that emo kid who went to art school for a year and came back a trap
>that kid who dated the blue hair girl from anime club
>that kid that got constant threats from her orbiters
>that kid the normies talked shit about because they thought he couldn't hear them
>that kid the normies suddenly respected after his friend went on a stabbing rampage at the school
>that kid who sold nyquil and 7up to freshmans as "lean" for $30 a bottle
>that kid who never left his emo/trap phase

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I was that kid who nobody understood and had like 2 friends but remained untouched nonetheless because everyone thought I was funny and shit. I also was the kid who laughed at everyone for being retards. My sisters boyfriend said me and my clique used to laugh at everyone and it made them all mad.

So I guess I couldn't be touched so nobody did. on a side note i have a massive headache and i dont have tylenols god dammit.

>the kid who accidentally made a school shooting threat and got the school shut down for a day

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ELEMENTARY
>total normie, maybe a bit shy but otherwise whatever
>one day shit on floor
>afraid to go back to school
>panic attacks on the next day, ran away after bus dropped me off
>get lost
>spend 5-6 miserable hours walking around town crying
>mom finally finds me after searching all morning
>bad anxiety untill middle school
MIDDLE
>that kid who spouted endless memes that no one got
>that weeb
>that kid with no friends
>that kid addicted to vidya
HIGH
>that kid that tried so hard to fit in
>generally liked by most groups/cliques
>people will chill with me in school
>i have no idea how to talk to them
>no one wants to chill outside of school
>still generally in good opinion of most, girls included
>girls talk to me, never ever have either parties made a move towards a relationship
>tfw basically a failed normie

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>>38447607
And that's what separates this one from the rest, you fucking retard. ITT we actually say what kind of faggot WE were. Not just some Mong that roamed the school with a tard guard. Fuck off back to Plebbit.
>tfw you fell for the Juggalo meme. Wearing icp shirts every day, scribing MMFCL into every desk you sat at.
I cringe harder at nothing as much as who I used to be.

>>38443287
What the fuck dude!?

b-but I did like it a bit.

>>38441726

the autistic kid

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>That Kid who had FUCKlNG SEPERATION ANXIETY
>from the beginning of preschool to second grade
>all the kids thought he was a baby.
>got taken out of class two to four times each grade.
>hung around the teachers
>never took the school bus until the middle of 3rd

And people wonder why I don't click with my peers.

>>38442150
You must be American, yeah? In Europe they required you to take sex ed by age 10.

>>38441726
>that kid who found a quiet corner to sleep in between breaks so he did not have to face being alone

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>>38441726
>tfw had an inflated sense of self worth and thought you were destined for greatness like it was your god given right.

My generation is fucking retarded. This is why I suffered from depression in high school. Only now as an adult do I realize all my problems are my own fault and there's nothing wrong with living a humble and modest life.

>that kid who was made into a meme throughout school years
>don't hang around/go near/interact/speak to Anon or you'll have no friends/never get gf/catch some gross disease/become bullied
I was a social stepping ladder all my youth and I kid you not thanks to that I got stuck with mental development and had to do a huge leap when suddenly becoming aware that bringing bionicles and beyblades to college classes was not a smart move and I was a total tard compared to everyone else . Thank you childhood.

>That kid who was popular with girls due to his good heart and likeable personality, and got to hand with a group of hot as shit preteen Stacies with the perkiest asses and tits ever, who even liked hanging out with me and would actively seek me out to hang around with me at school, and I washed it down the drain by telling everyone lies about doing sexual things with them and stalking them and getting to see their tits, because I honestly thought this is how I will get some guy friends and a gf

Just fuck up my shit up

>>38445035
Besides that last point, literally me

>>38442531
Boxer-briefs are the only acceptable option

I was that kid who developed stalkery, disturbing obsessions with girls, finding out their addresses from the phone book, committing their home phone numbers to memory, drawing/making elaborate secret shrines to my "love" for a 14 year old loli with a bubble butt.

One time a girl found out because her name was next to mine in the register and she was accidentally given my maths book which was filled with hearts and her initials (my english book was worse, it included little fantasy stories about our life together and even weird scenes detailing the sex we had).

I ran away sanic speed and cried in the corner of the playground with my coat over my head.

I'm relatively normie now but I avoid my old school crowd as much as humanly possible.

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>>38447665
You don't sound too bad. You never fucked with anyone who didn't deserve it. You're alright in my book.

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>that kid who got severe acne in high school

it was me

>>38445247

>involved in beating/gangrape
>jailed for 9 months

wot? how was it not longer time?

>>38447665
why did you beat her date up? am i missing something?

>that kid that was liked by people/group of friends but was never invited to hang out outside of school.
>that kid that participated in mindless destruction of school property with the school bullies in order to avoid getting picked by them
>that kid that manipulated the school bullies into doing highly destructive things, such as throw bricks at school buses, throwing batteries at people waiting at bus stops from the school bus

that kid was me

>>38449340
Oh yea. This is all me.
>kids would put me in chokeholds and pinch me and punch me in locker rooms and on bus.
>start going along with it. It hurts but soon they stop once they see how much I flinch (former abuse+that)
>soon we all become friends mostly because they pity me
>only hang out in two classes and on the bus
>everyday on bus home my friends and some upper classmen would throw crap out the window.
>nails, paper clips, staples. Small stuff.
>always ask if they brought stuff to throw.
>one day have a full milk carton.
>kids on the bus start worshipping my moxiness
>don't throw it myself; too chicken
>ftiend chucks it out the window and it hits a car.
>car screeches to a halt and our preteen nuts collectively retreat to our stomachs
>it's fine though. Traffic forced the car along.
Or so we thought. Cont.?

>That invisible kid

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>tfw I was the kid that walked around the playground alone every recess
>tfw I was the kid that never went to anyone's house and had anyone come over to his
>tfw I was the kid that saw a special school psychologist
>tfw I was the kid CPS visited at home
>tfw I was the kid everyone hated in boy scouts, including the other parents

Now that I think about it, I'm beginning to realize I had an awful childhood. Seems fitting.

>>38442529

>> that kid who hung out with his younger brothers' friends because he couldn't make friends of his own
>> that kid whose Friday plans consisted in coming home and playing video games long enough to make sure his family had gone to bed so that they wouldn't hear him sobbing into his pillow before falling asleep

Me d e s u

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>that kid who laughed at the Holocaust documentary in class

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I wore an Indiana Jones fedora for the first two years of Highschool and thought it was cool. I also played baseball during the summer and ran like an anime character.

>Not enough space on the sidewalk
>You're the 'friend' who has to hang behind everyone to make room

>that kid who was obsessed with programming and never went out of his home

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>That "weird" "funny" kid that would do any dare or odds on, everyone laughs at him but they like him

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>>38445713
anon maybe those words i type won't matter a lot but i want you to know that you are a n awesome person and i like you as you are

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>>38445713
>the kid who tried to talk to friends over the summer but they were always "busy"
This, jesus christ, this is the worst feeling because you realise who really is your friend. Nobody.

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>>38441726
>>tfw you were kid who drew swastikas everywhere
Holy shit literally me. I once took German class and drew a Swastika near "Fuhrer" in the dictionary.
>tfw I was also the kid that got irrationally angry when someone got something wrong in history

>>38450479
are you a fellow historyfag? what are you intersted in? for me it's mostly warfare-related stuff

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>>38450501
I'm mainly interested in warfare stuff, too. Right now I mainly focus on aviation and USSR's military structure throughout 1920s all the way to 1945.
I'm also interested in the Victorian era, but right now mainly focusing on USSR military structure, doctrines prior and after the purge, troop deployment etc.

>>38441726
>that kid who drew swastiaks everywhere
this was me too

I once posed as a swastika for art too

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>that kid who got caught masturbating in the toilet by the security and pretended hes peeing

>>38450527
>tfw occassionaly get interested in different random historical events from other countries.
For this past year I've been watching documentaries and Tv series on france's history. The sad thing is I often remember nothing about them and only research for fun.

>>38450811
That's fine, anon. When someone starts dicussing France you might recall a lot of stuff you've learned from those documentaries. Dunno a lot of documentaries to recommend, I prefer reading PDFs.

>>38441726
>drew weird hentai shit for the weird outcasts of my highschool

I guess i knew my calling long before i graduated.

I was the kid that actually called those "Call for a good time" numbers written on the stall walls.

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>>38443907
>tfw still wear these sarcastic teen boy shirts at 19

>>38442704
this one in particular, man. I was the semi-weird kid who got bullied, got into trouble, and broke into tears easily in elementary and middle school. That stuff definitely stopped near the end of 8th grade but the feels only grew stronger.

>>38445035
I hated people like you having it so good.

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The kid that never ever spoke. I struggled to even squeak out a hello back to people that spoke to me. I'd always just go along with what anyone around me said

I don't think I ever had a single real conversation with another kid. My entire school like was me trying to make myself as invisible and non-offensive as possible

>>38447115
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>>38451035
>that kid who didn't wear any graphics on his shirt.
Actually the closest I came to was a Bat symbol.

>>38449540
>NEVER SEE WHAT HE DID
>GOT STUCK WHERE HE HID
>FALLEN THROUGH THE GRID

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>tfw was the weirdest kid in a group of semi-normies
>they made fun of me but stood up for me if someone not in the group was doing it
>tfw slowly lost touch with them in high school
>few friends left, mainly walked around at lunch or got a bite to eat
>everyone else were either normies that I was disillusioned by or even weirder kids that made me uncomfortable
>tfw later half of HS social life was a hellish limbo

>>38445402
fuck. ouch, dude. i know the feeling.

I was the epitome of a nobody until the day me and my grades biggest chad got lost in the redlight district of Kyoto on a Japanese excursion

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I will just bunk my school and sitting alone in woods and daydreaming about killing my teachers and popular kids

I was the annoying kid. Everyone hated me because I'd make all kinds of bothersome noises, throw things, and would say annoying phrases.

I think I was just lonely and seeking attention. It worked, even if it was negative notice.

>>38451406
Me
>Tfw too normie to be robot
>The too robot to be normie

Kek I draw swastikas on my school books. Didn't know what they were. I saw them in old cartoon strips. My dad collected the books and they often had those themes during ww2. I obviously just thought they looked cool and didnt get what they meant. but I've still got an old workbook with "stop drawing swastikas on your work"

>>38442704
>was normie till 9th grade
>change schools
>can't fit in the new secondary school
>get bullied by Chad's and Stacie's
it was hell

>>38441726
depends on the age
kindergaten:
the kid who would play with legos by himself
elementary school:
the kid who would play with legos by himself and then the cringy kid who thought he was funny
junior high:
the quiet loner kid who skipped class all the time
high school:
the angry fat nerd kid

>>38443557
>that kid ended up on the receiving end of an ass-beating
>ended up lifting until he actually was hot shit
Maybe if insecure faggots like yourself didn't project so hard you would've noticed I was just as if not more insecure. You all deserved what came after and I hope to God you're either grown up or are in incredible pain.

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>that autistic kid who punched a girl
>also that autist who hated being outside because the sun hurt his eyes

>>38449202
Not the anon but to ruin her night and to show her that he's not playing her bullshit games.

I'm fucking proud of the anon if it actually happened

weirdly hyper sexual kid, obsessed with porn and trying to take girls clothes off

autistically controlling and over competitive. used to force other kids to play games with my specific rules

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>>38442389

>That kid who played GURPS instead

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>>38451913
>mfw had to turn in my notebook that had Swastikas on it
>made a window out of the swastikas and coloured in 3 of the squares to make it seem like some autistic design
Roastie teacher never did find out

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>>38442084
>tried doing this once
>got caught by my oneitis
not even joking

>that kid who looked up hentai on the school computers

>Polite kid who sat on the first desk at school
>Never had real friends till I was 16
>Hated almost almost every other kid in school except for a few
>Played too many video games
>Studied too much
>Watched too much anime
>Never played sports
>Hated sports
>Hated people who play sports
>Hated people who watch sports
>Ate too much
>Was very fat at a few stages in my childhood and very skinny in other stages
>Cared too much about getting high grades and sometimes cried if I didn't
>Enjoyed getting revenge on kids who hurt me at school

>>38455159
Did this once and never got caught, but I didn't do it again because it's not worth the risk, desu.

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>>38441726
>that smug kid

>>38451035
This is social suicide.

>>38441726
I was the kid who was just ignored and people forgot I existed 95% of the time. Not much had changed desu.

>>38441726
>That kid who shat in the sink
>That phaggot who refused to get a haircut (me)
>That kid who was unironically a brony
>That kid who would choke himself out for fun because it made him high
>That kid who would skip social events and go home with his friends to play vidya and drink beer instead (Me)
>That kid who went from super short to a lanklet
>That kid who went from fatfuck to skeleton
>That kid who drank pee
>That kid who stole toilet paper
>That kid who jerked off in the locker room

>that kid who got suspended for shitposting in front of a gril

>>38449504
Seriously continue this

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>That Chad/Stacy who was genuinely nice, friendly, and stuck up for anyone who got bullied

>moving out new high school
>Some decent and beautiful girls are attracted
>everybody thinks im shy because i moved out
>they dont realize i have borderline disorder
and anxiety
>After some time girls arent atracted to me and i gain some weight.

Fuck i could at least get my first gf

>that kid who looked like a school shooter and chads asked me daily to give them a warning before doing so

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>the kid who jerked off in science class while watching a mammoth documentary

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>>38457161
>>That Chad/Stacy who was genuinely nice, friendly, and stuck up for anyone who got bullied
What happened?

>that kid who gave that other kid datura who tripped at school for 4 days

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>That black kid who acted "too white"

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>That kid who had a massive ego and thought he was better than everyone else.
>That kid who got the nickname "Ice Boy" because a rumour went around that he put ice cubes up his ass for pleasure.
>That kid who got the nickname "Rat Boy" because he was obsessed with rats.
>That kid who got suspended for looking at Skyrim porn in class.
>That kid who "ironically" sung Minecraft and My Little Pony songs on the school bus.
>That kid who was an "ironic brony".
>That kid who took a briefcase to school instead of a backpack.
>That kid who wore black skinny jeans, a t-shirt with a flannel shirt over the top and a pea coat in the middle of summer.
>That kid who constantly caused arguments by purposefully bringing up controversial topics.
>That kid who drew occult symbolism on all of his schoolwork.
>That kid who never did homework.
>That kid who always wanted to argue.
>That kid who told everyone he would let them all die to save his own life.
>That kid who was openly anti-feminist.
>That kid who wrote an erotic story starring Thor and Loki in class and then had it confiscated by the teacher.
>That kid who still had a huge friend group and got invited to loads of parties despite all this.

That kid was me.

>>38447665
>>38449202
>beat up her date

i was on your side until this part, he's just some random dude who probably didn't even know what a bitch his girlfriend was.

>annoying loud overly humorous

now I am a shut in with no goals in life that has an anxiety attack at the thought of being loud in public or anybody noticing me doing anything out of the ordinary

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>that kid who joked about rape in a sex ed class and made all the girls hate him
I-I thought it was funny...

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>that kid who wore jeans, jackets, windbreakers, and hoodies during every season just because it was comfortable
>that kid who always drank Arizona or Royal Milk Tea
>that kid everyone knew existed and genuinely respected and enjoyed the company of
>that kid who slept for 1/3 of the day at school

I'm pretty okay with how high school turned out for me.

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>that kid who had all of the "school shooter" traits like watching anime, liking guns, and having no friends but never actually thought about shooting up the school

>>38442529
>> that kid who sat next to a group of people during lunch, but was never part of the group or its conversations

delete this now

>>38441726
i was
>the musclefat kid
>the kid who drew the swastikas
>the kid who only got female attention from the wierd girl

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>that kid who was borderline bullied by his friends for 5 whole years but just accepted it because he had molded it into his persona because he could see why others found it funny to pick on him
>that kid who was only mildly autistic, but would always attract even more autistic kids towards him
>that kid who was friends with normal people, but always grouped by teachers with spastic kids because they saw me as a good friend for them even though I fucking hated their guts, but could never say it because I was too nice
>that kid who latched on to edgy labels like emo and scene kid to try and pretend he had a personality
>that kid who wasn't even gay but only did things with boys in his school years because it was easier
>that kid who was constantly treated as gifted and intelligent by friends, family and teachers but was actually not that smart and only achieved middling grades
>that kid who didn't even begin puberty until near the end of school, and was only ever treated by girls as a "cute little brother"
>that kid who was always kind and had likeable qualities, but is now a boring, jaded asshole
>that kid who looks and acts so different from how he did in school that nobody even recognises him
That kid was shamefully me

>>38441726
>the kid that drew dragons, wyverns and wolves on his own notebook
>the kid that always had a pun for anything
>the kid that everyone knew who he was
>the kid who had two cousins famous throughout the school
>the kid that was picked on by older girls
>the kid nobody ever took seriously, even the teachers
>the kid that did the Rasengan vs Chidori on the classroom with his friends
>the kid who didn't like older kids and kept his distance from new classmates
>the kid who brought 2kg encyclopaedias to class twice

Yep, that was me. Still miss those days, though. I had good friends.