Why hasn't this sentence ever been said?

bump for non-femanon thread. thanks op

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>>38440980
Why hasn't this one?

>>38441420
This one hasn't either. How odd.

This hasn't been said.

This one cant be said now

Nor this

>>38440980
honestly pretty surprised that this sentence hasn't been spoken either. it's not half-bad if you ask me

>>38440980
Because (you) have a brilliant mind. Good job op, keep on being you.

This one has.

This sentence is original, surprisingly.

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I love the current state of /r9k/.

>>38442125
how has this not been said, my friends?

This thread is actually original. Nice idea dawg

fep

>>38442125
/r9k/ gets better every year

>>38442125
/r9k/ has a positive influence on people.

wow. this is really great. thank you for sharing this with us.

The robot has been reset more than once. I doubt anything in this thread is original.

>>38440980
i wonder how this will work...

I think I Iove the cock

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i'm glad to be here.

I've never jerked off.

how do i have a good nut

We are all well adjusted human beings here at /r9k/.

I mostly enjoy my life.

Well, there's another thing you can't say anymore.

Hello fellow redditors, and good day to you all!

Thanks to /r9k/ my life has really changed for the better.

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>38 million posts and I can still say pretty much whatever I want
I know when r9k was brought back it didn't always have the robot but damn.

Many things are left unsaid.

At long last my life is improving.

>>38441420
because of the post number

I genuinely enjoy life.

Has this sentence?

I've kissed many girls.

I am a heterosexual male/

>>38442963
I dun did it and goof'd

Traps are heterossexual.

It's because you niggers are using "said" and not "posted"

I Iike dubstep

life rocks

Wait, has the robot been turned off?

>>38441420
Why not this one?

SlMPLE

I like dubstep

l like dubstep

DROP THE BASS
WUBWUBWUBWUBWUBWUB

>>38443274
>>38443164
>>38443260
what in the frick is going on here in this area

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>>38440980
That is more original than you have any right to take credit for.

>>38443274
>>38443260
>>38443164
What the fucking hell is going on here?

>>38443306
>>38443555
put a capital i instead of an L

>>38443585
idiot now the newfags will take all the good filters

>>38443555
nice trips
he's demonstrating the four different ways to like dubstep
hint hint

4meta16me

>>38440980
I have 20cm

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>>38443592
deIete this you IDIOT

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>>38443638
delete THIS you lDIOT

I'm just trying to have fun.

>>38443653
delete this YOU idiot

l want to fuck her.

I want to enjoy life.

I have a date tonight with a girl.

>>38443164
>>38443260
>>38443274
this is why Futaba is the superior style

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>>38441855
impressive sentence and dubs

>>38442179
WHatt ?? H0ww ?

Pecuilar...

Laos

l have a girlfriend

>>38443387
That is a dank pepe

This is a very fucking meta thread

>>38442796
Doesn't the robot ignore post numbers?

I have a fulfilling life.

This thread is a good time.

l just had sex with my girlfriend

I love my body

I'm very handsome

Hl guys

I like girIs.

>>38442582
Cheer up friend. We're just having some fun.

I don't like turtles.

>>38446309
Why would anyone say this you sad fuck?

l Iove my Iife and Im happy

women make /r9k/ better.

Eww, it's anon.

lII

chocolate ice cream is better than vanilla.

big poo

I enjoy living life to the fullest

vanilla ice cream sucks.

I'm happy with the size of my penis.

>>38440980
wuds habbenings here

I am my own person.

>>38442125
i never really sit down and think about the present like that, i like where its at too.

Vagina is literally disgusting.

My father and I have a relationship like that of old friends, that is based on mutual respect.

I want a cigarette

>>38440980
i feel totally fulfilled in my life

i dont really like traps

>>38441855
WEW good one

>>38442125
I just had sex an hour ago.

>>38446442
Fuccc offffff

I am full of hope.

4chan needs to take a chill pill.

chocolate ice cream is the best.

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>>38440980
Nigger Dinner

vanilla ice cream, is the worst.

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Jew Squad

Marriage is the best choice

There's nothing wrong with slutty girls. They deserve our love too.

Do you have any B O N E L E S S pizza?

Hey guys femanon here again.

I honestly don't get what's going on in this thread.

Abundant original posts

I love the janitors of /r9k/

You are loved and appreciated

l am a proud virgin

>>38446799
Your mom is what's going on lol

r9k needs more girls

I am a clean virgin girl

Pant

I'm a fucking normie, please scream REEEEEEE and tell me to get out,

>>38440980
Meth isn't the only thing I live for

NoFap actually works with no ill side effects.

i want to suck my girl boyfriends cock

big meme

4Chan is dying.

because she loves me

Reddit is a cool place to hang out.

I have felt true love

Going on 4chan is a good use of my time

I love League of Legends.

l Iike dubstep

I should probably stop going on 4chan and enjoy life

i have a lot of friends and ive never been lonely

Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?

/r9k/ is my big happy family

Is this fantasy?

>>38440980
hamburgers and hot dogs.

/r9k/ makes me feel better about myself

Beaner weiner

niggers are sub-human

Smack that

l'm not a faggot

It's something unpredictable.

I hate knickers

>>38447957
But in the end it's right.

>>38447974
I hope you had to time of your life.

i definitley want to kill myself

>>38447991
Frick. I ruined it.

>>38447823
give me some more

l just had sex.

>>38448405
That girl is a blaster.

>>38440980
/r9k/ is a good place

Why hasn't this sentence ever been posted?

I made an original post.

I have sex frequently

A girl likes me.

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I like pineapple on pizza!

I'm in love with a woman

>>38440980
calce

Reddit is a good website with a bad userbase.

traps are an ok fetish

Being fat is genetic

I'm not a dumb faggot.

"Son, I'm home!" said the black father.

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im a little niglet

I've never had tendies before.

Niggers love fried chicken

OP is a lover of women.

My wife and I are expecting our fourth child.

>>38440980
Guys I have a girlfriend!

I've never felt happier!

I am a well adjusted individual

I love life.

Huh that wasn't original, I can only hope the guy who said it genuinely loves life.

scissor

>>38440980
Traps are completely hetero

I'm so happy with my life

>>38451032
This anon makes a valid and well-thought point.

Hitler did nothing wrong at all

>>38451076
I love sucking trap cocks

I just love captcha!

I love this site

>>38451129
Your family is proud of you

>>38440980
I lost my virginity yesterday

I'm fit

I feel so handsome today

I jack off to dick girls only

>>38451366
That made me laugh hard

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>>38442211
Now (You) have gone TOO FAR.

weasels

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I farted a whole damn lot

>>38441420
420 xd

how on earth is that not original

My life is going great I have syphilis and cold sore juice for my tongue fetish.